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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A BAD SURGEON GENERAL
10. You've got a pack of Marlboros rolled up in your lab coat sleeve
9. You never appear in public without a half-empty bottle of Bacardi rum
8. Morning, noon and night, you can be found wandering around in a
hospital gown
7. Always confusing defibrillator with fry-o-lator
6. You thought "Chicago Hope" was going to be a hit
5. Your medical degree is from that correspondence school endorsed by
Sally Struthers
4. Instead of flu vaccine, you recommend so-called "flu-proof socks"
3. You smoke like a chimney and drink like a Kennedy
2. You spend your entire day doing the very thing you said should be
taught in school
1. Your cure for heart disease: Zima
(Playout - "Like a Surgeon" - Weird Al Yankovic
Letterman, Monday, December 12, 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1994