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LISA MARIE'S TOP TEN COMPLAINTS ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON
10. Always screaming at the TV during Packers games
9. Keeps forgetting to put the cap back on the mascara
8. That moonwalking crap gets old real fast
7. It's always Liz Taylor this, Liz Taylor that...
6. I know I'm his wife -- but the man wants sex morning, noon and night!
5. "Jackson 5" actually closer to 4 and 5/8ths
4. The high-pitched squealing every time he sees a toy he wants
3. Chugs a couple of Buds, falls asleep on the La-Z-Boy, and snores like
a son-of-a-bitch
2. His bedroom filled with the overwhelming stench of chimp
1. He's a great big freak!
(Playout - "Super Freak" - Rick James)
Letterman, Friday, December 2, 1994.
Copyright Worldwide Pant, Inc. 1994