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TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD AT THE MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE
10. "Watch out! The Amtrak float is heading this way!"
9. "Look, Mom -- two men kissing!"
8. "Oh my God! Somebody just dropped a can of paint on Willard!"
7. "Hey, the N.Y. Giants' float is going the wrong way. It's losing
yardage."
6. "Inflate me."
5. "That big purple-faced thing isn't the Barney balloon -- it's Ted
Kennedy."
4. "Macy's sucks!"
3. "I'll take two pretzels, Governor Cuomo."
2. "That's not the Dolly Parton balloon -- that's Dolly Parton."
1. "That ain't gravy!"
Letterman, Friday, November 25, 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1994