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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WIN THE NYC MARATHON
10. YOU'VE BEEN "TRAINING" AT BLIMPIE'S
9. LOSING PRECIOUS MINUTES WITH YOUR FREQUENT MARLBORO
BREAKS
8. YOUR FAVORITE THREE WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE ARE:
"MORE PIE, PLEASE"
7. YOU GET STUCK BEHIND AL SHARPTON
6. INSTEAD OF GATORADE, YOU'RE DRINKING ZIMA
5. BEFORE YOU'VE GONE 2 MILES, ONE OF YOUR 4-INCH HEELS SNAPS
OFF
4. INSTEAD OF THE EYE OF THE TIGER, YOU'VE GOT THE DULL STARE
OF A DAIRY COW
3. EVERY TIME YOU BEND OVER TO TIE YOUR SHOES YOU CRAMP UP
LIKE A SON-OF-A-BITCH
2. YOU RUN SEVERAL FEET THEN PUKE YOUR EVER LOVING GUTS
OUT
1. YOU'VE JUST FINISHED LAST YEAR'S MARATHON
Letterman, Friday November 4, 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1994