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1994-11-14
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TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL THE SHOW YOU'RE WATCHING WON'T BE A
HIT
10. THE ACTORS ARE HOLDING EACH OTHERS' CUE CARDS
9. LAUGH TRACK CONSISTS OF A GUY WITH A WET HACKING COUGH
8. YOU START THINKING MAYBE I'LL GO LISTEN TO THAT NEW
ROGER CLINTON CD
7. TITLE CONTAINS THE WORDS "THE" AND "MOMMIES"
6. ACTORS FREQUENTLY BREAK CHARACTER AND SCREAM "GOOD
LORD DOES THIS SUCK!"
5. THE BIGGEST LAUGH OF THE NIGHT INVOLVES A DEAD CHICKEN IN
UNDERPANTS
4. BIG PURPLE DINOSAUR KEEPS BITING CHILDREN
3. SKINNY GAP-TOOTHED HOST READS LAME TOP TEN LIST
2. SHOW'S PREMISE: MAN WITH BIONIC ASS
1. IT'S ON FOX
Letterman, Wednesday, September 21, 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1994