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Top Ten Things Overheard At The MTV Music Video Awards
10. "Hey -- Richard Simmons just threw his shorts at Tom Jones!"
9. "I'm sorry, sir, there's no Tom Arnonld on the guest list"
8. "I can't watch this whole show -- my attention span has been
destroyed by MTV!"
7. "Forget Disneyland, I'm going to Betty Ford!"
6. "I hope we get to see some guy picking his nose on the Letterman
show"
5. "You know, now that I actually see them (Michael & Lisa Marie)
kissing, it seems like the most natural thing in the world"
4. "More blood, Mr. Richards?"
3. "More meat loaf, Meat Loaf?"
2. "Can we get a crew with a belt sander down to dressing room 3?
Roseanne wants another tattoo removed"
1. "Who's that dork with Madonna?"
Letterman, Friday, September 9, 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1994