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1994-11-14
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WAYS DAN QUAYLE IS PREPARING TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT
10. Forging letter of recommendation from President Bush
9. Shaved "1996" into the back of his head
8. Taking some of them Sally Struthers courses
7. Buying a computer with spell check
6. Trying to raise his I.Q. above his golf handicap
5. Studying the episode of "Happy Days" when Richie ran for class president
4. Trying to decide which Mighty Morphin Power Ranger he wants as his
running mate
3. Called President Bush. Asked him what he used to do all day
2. Having name legally changed to Danforth Gump
1. Working on his concession speech
Letterman, Friday, September 2, 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pant, Inc. 1994