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1995-11-01
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January 6, 1994
Top Ten Dave's New Year's Resolutions
10. Breakfast, lunch and dinner: Cheese-filled weenies
9. Raise financial backing for my one man ice show -- "Davecapades!"
8. Turn in Uzi for shiny new bicycle
7. Tape all the NFL games on CBS
6. Return camera number 3 to NBC
(Here, Dave shows camera number 3 -- with an NBC logo on the side)
5. Stop laughing every time I say "The Fox Network"
4. Have applause sign installed in my bedroom
3. To always remain loyal to this fine network -- unless another network
comes up with some more money
2. Learn to teeterboard nude
(This entry is completed with a clip of senior citizens teeterboarding
naked)
1. Four words: Mrs. Kathie Lee Letterman