Labels:text | screenshot | font OCR: THE NEW PRIEST THE NEW PRIEST WAS SO NERVOUS AT HIS FIRST MASS, HE COULD HARDLY SPEAK. BEFORE His SECOND APPEARANCE iN THE PULPIT HE ASKED THE MONSIGNOR HOW HE COULD RELAX. THE MONSIGNOR SAID, NEXT SUNDAY iT MAY HELP iF YOU PUT SOME VODKA IN THE WATER PiTCHER. AFTER A FEW SiPS EVERYTHING SHOULD GO SMOOTHLY. THE NEXT SUNDAY THE NEW PRIEST PUT THE SUGGESTION İNTO PRACTICE AND HE WAS ABLE TO TALK UP A STORM. HE FELT GREAT. HOWEVER, UPON RETURNING TO THE RECTORY HE FOUND A NOTE FROM THE MONSIGNOR. IPK 1. NEXT TIME SiP RATHER THAN GULP 2. THERE ARE 10 COMMANDMENTS, NOT 12 3. THERE ARE 12 DiCiPLES, NOT 10 4. WE DONT REFER TO THE CROSS AS THE BIG T 5. THE RECOMMENDED GRACE BEFORE MEALS iS NOT RUB-A-DUB-DUB, THANKS FOR THR GRUB YEAH GOD! 6. DO NOT REFER TO OUT SAVIOR, JESUS CHRIST AND HiS APOSTLES ...
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