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****Heres a hilarious chat log that will give you the bends*****
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The Players:
AF-ARSONIC:mild mannered computer gamer interested in becoming 31137
-played by Arsonic [CB]
Cipo:Anal retentive computer geek, thinks he may catch a virus thru
the chat.
-played by Opic [also CB]
Budokan: a super hacker extrodinaire who IS 31137 and KNOWS you
can catch a virus thru the chat :)
-played by....sadly enough ladies an gentlmen Budokan probably
wasnt playing but in all liklihood believed most every word he
was saying.
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ACT I.
scene i
Budokan enters the room
Budokan: greet'ns
AF-ARSONIC: budokan is my lover.
AF-ARSONIC: hahahahahaha
Cipo: awww shit :)
AF-ARSONIC: gimme a kiss budokan.
Cipo: you find any bugs yet ars?
AF-ARSONIC: oh! ..
Cipo: i mean other then from budokan?
AF-ARSONIC: eh i will do that shit tonight.. ! . im stay up
all night
and look at the code.
Budokan: forgot, what does: H/PA/V/C stand for?
Cipo: haahahahahahaa
Cipo: HAHAHAHA
AF-ARSONIC: hehe..
Cipo: hohohhohoh
Cipo: harhar
Cipo: har
AF-ARSONIC: hacking, phreaking, anarchy, carding, virus
Cipo: c=cracking
Cipo: :)
Budokan: oh, now it is coming back
AF-ARSONIC: eh
Cipo: oh yeah
AF-ARSONIC: yeah.
Budokan: I used to hack DOS systems
Cipo: just fergot
Cipo: :)
Budokan: way back in the days
AF-ARSONIC: u used to hack dos?
Budokan: yep
Cipo: hehehe
AF-ARSONIC: thats great!
Cipo: wow i wish i could hack a dos system!
AF-ARSONIC: hrrmm..
Budokan: I haven't hacked in so long, I'm actually out of
practice
AF-ARSONIC: how do u do it?!
Cipo: way harder then Ninux or whatever you call it :)
AF-ARSONIC: linux
Budokan: depends on the system....every system was
different
Cipo: hehehehe
AF-ARSONIC: i wish i could hack dos..
Cipo: what systems did you hack?
Cipo: me too!
Budokan: It is easier than Windows
AF-ARSONIC: i guess i will just stick to hacking novells amd
unix.
AF-ARSONIC: dos is too hard for me.
Cipo: yeah way easier!
Budokan: really?
AF-ARSONIC: oh yeah.
Cipo: dos is tough shit! :)
Budokan: there were a TON of back doors
AF-ARSONIC: ehh.. i cant get past the login..
Budokan: back doors and errors
Cipo: i mean how could you hack a dos system with a
terminal
connection?!?!!?
Cipo: hahahaha
Budokan: that is pretty easy, use Wizard's Eye to break
Entry codes
AF-ARSONIC: budokan! what are u saying?!?! theres no errors!
microsoft
never makes errors!
Cipo: hehehehehe
Budokan: Wizard's Eye to get in and Cookie Monster on your
way out]
AF-ARSONIC: cookie monster? .. whats cookie monster?!
Budokan: a WONDERFUL virus
Budokan: kills your HD
AF-ARSONIC: really..
AF-ARSONIC: what is a virus? ..
AF-ARSONIC: ehh.
AF-ARSONIC: for your computer?!
Cipo: you write VIRII?!?!?
Cipo: whoa
Budokan: yes
Cipo: im fuckin outta here!
AF-ARSONIC: eh.. thats cool!
Budokan: Used to write viruses
Cipo: i dont wanna catch a virus
Cipo: !!!!
Cipo: FUCK!!!!!
AF-ARSONIC: ehh in what language?
Budokan: out of practice there too...did them in QBASIC
Cipo: what kinda virii did u write?
AF-ARSONIC: qbasic. i want to learn that language.
Budokan: or Turbo Pascal
Cipo: like what types!
Budokan: don't it is a waste of time
Budokan: learn C++
Budokan: or Java
Budokan: or HTML
AF-ARSONIC: yeah! i want to write html virus's!
Budokan: those are the languages of todays industry
Budokan: HTML viruses I hear are kinda easy
Cipo: totally a JAVA virus!!!!
Budokan: just upload them to the server
Budokan: and they wipe out an entire site!
AF-ARSONIC: COOL!!!
Cipo: show us one!
Budokan: truely
Cipo: show us the html for a virus!
Budokan: Don't have on me , sorry
AF-ARSONIC: it wont infect us will it?!
Budokan: remember, I haven't been hacking in a LONG time
Cipo: what kinda virii do you have?
Cipo: thats ok show us your old stuph
Budokan: got nailed by the SPA once for my hacking...
AF-ARSONIC: eh.. does mcaffee scan for html virus's?
Budokan: cuz I kinda hacked their BBS
Budokan: I don't know
Budokan: Norton does I think
AF-ARSONIC: oh good! .
AF-ARSONIC: eh..
AF-ARSONIC: i guess i have to get norton..
Budokan: Norton is pretty cool
Cipo: yeah
Cipo: NORTON ROCKs!
Cipo: but i bet i could beat it :)
Budokan: quick question....
Budokan: any one in here play X-Wing vs. Tie?
AF-ARSONIC: i have it.
Budokan: umm...you in a squadron?
AF-ARSONIC: soa.
Budokan: SOA = ?
AF-ARSONIC: i dunno..
AF-ARSONIC: SOA!
Cipo: brb
AF-ARSONIC: we kill those TFA SCUMBUGS
Budokan: oh, are they recruiting?
Budokan: TFA sucks
AF-ARSONIC: eh.. yes! .. they are..
AF-ARSONIC: find a soa guy when your on.
Budokan: they have a website?
AF-ARSONIC: i dunnO!
Budokan: hmm...I'll have to find out...
Budokan: I'm pretty good, and my squadron is being
dissolved
AF-ARSONIC: that sucks
Budokan: I've decided to give it up...people have lost
interest
Budokan: I know
AF-ARSONIC: pop dx
Budokan: but some are willing to follow me to whatever
squadron I go to
Cipo: mov ah,40h
AF-ARSONIC: cool! .. eh.
AF-ARSONIC: im a jedi master.
Budokan: yeah, my loyal followers
Budokan: Jedi 4th
cyberwolf666 enters the room
Budokan: but I've only been shot down 15 times EVER
Cipo: lea dx,fuckoff
AF-ARSONIC: im a crackbaby.
Cipo: int 21h
cyberwolf666 leaves the room
Cipo: hehehehehehe
AF-ARSONIC: hhehehe
Cipo: hahahaahahaha
Budokan: EX-HACKER here
Cipo: nice huh?
Budokan: yeah, they are my disciples
Budokan: I hope I can make a sub squadron...
Cipo: push ax
Cipo: pop budokan
Budokan: My squadron is called THE SKULL SQUADRON...even
got my own
site right now
AF-ARSONIC: cool!
Budokan: yeah, built it myself
Budokan: built everything myself
AF-ARSONIC: how easy is it to write a virus? .. i want to
destory this
guys computer..
Budokan: I was previously working with the FAS....but they
dissolved
Budokan: pretty easy
AF-ARSONIC: like a email virus..
Budokan: just takes immagination
Cipo: show us!
Cipo: show us!
Cipo: show us!
Cipo: show us!
Budokan: the best virus tricks them into messing up their
own computer
Budokan: we had one like that
AF-ARSONIC: what was it called?
Cipo: show us the code for one PLEASE!
Budokan: it looked like it was doing something, and if you
shut off
your system, it erased your HD
Cipo: wow!
Budokan: didn't really have a name
Cipo: while the system was off?!?!!?!?
Budokan: I designed it, my friend wrote the code
Cipo: show us the code!
Cipo: please
AF-ARSONIC: is there a virus that sets your harddrive on
fire?!
Cipo: please
Budokan: no, when the system rebooted, it started
formatting
Budokan: I'll E-mail him, then get it to you guys
Budokan: no, but I've seen viruses, that cause the reader
head to
gouge the disk
Cipo: WOW!!!!
Budokan: that is more like a side effect
AF-ARSONIC: cool!.
Budokan: it's just a result
Budokan: yeah, I suppose
Budokan: uhoh, I'm getting paged to death
Budokan: damn pagers
Budokan: so, what codes have you guys been cracking?
AF-ARSONIC: oh.. well..
Cipo: nintendo mostly
Budokan: oh
Cipo: and some PGP files :p
Budokan: emulators?
AF-ARSONIC: ehh. n64 is hard.. ehh.
Budokan: POP filez?
Cipo: no we bust open the nintendo games and read what
they say
inside the cartridge.
AF-ARSONIC: took me two weeks to crack mario cart 64
Budokan: hmm...well keep up the good work on the N64
Cipo: and PGP
Cipo: :)
AF-ARSONIC: ehh spookys gonna use des encryption in one of his
virus's
opic..that should rock.
Budokan: I mainly take the CD requirement out of some games
Cipo: spanska used IDEA in his new one
AF-ARSONIC: yeah.. i got asm source to that.
Cipo: i found the site he got it from too
Cipo: you want the asm for IDEA?
AF-ARSONIC: i got it.
Cipo: heh
AF-ARSONIC: grabbed it today!
Budokan: well, I gotta go, I'll see you guys later
Cipo: whered u get it?
Cipo: yeah lala 3113t
AF-ARSONIC: some crypto site spooky gave me..
Budokan: l8r
Cipo: ahhhh
Budokan leaves the room
AF-ARSONIC: eh the second layer of encryption on my virus is
fucking up.
Cipo: i gotta write like 300 papers fer skool
Cipo: hehehe
AF-ARSONIC: eh. the guy left when we stopped playing along..
AF-ARSONIC: haha
Cipo: awwww
AF-ARSONIC: hacking dos.. wow..
AF-ARSONIC: hehe
Cipo: whatta wieeny!
AF-ARSONIC: haha.
AF-ARSONIC: i better show up tomorrow.. so he can send me that html virus
source.
Cipo: hahaha
AF-ARSONIC: we should save this conversation.
AF-ARSONIC: haha
AF-ARSONIC: and put it in the mag.
Cipo: NO SHIT!