<123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890<123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890<Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy Wealthy and<very wise. (But what does it make a woman?) <A person who saves a single penny today is very rich <in the near future. (How near? Oh about 100 years) <When one enters a situation blind, he will never win. <Except if your going in with a seeing eye dog. <Turn off the lights when your not using them. This will save<you alot of money. Then again you don't have to pay them! <Great fortune comes to those who wait. <Ask those guys in jail who stole from the banks. <If you take your time you will always succeed. Thats one <good reason to avoid dentists with drills! <It always hurts those who deliver the punishment. <Yeah ask Joan Crawford. She would agree. <When Bruce Wayne was young. If he enjoyed baseball enough <couldn't of he been a Batboy? <They say if a bird shits on your head, thats good luck. What<is it if bird gets shot by a human with shit on his head? <Two wrongs don't make a right. In that logic then two <rights make a wrong. So your screwed either way! <A penny saved is a dollar earned. <That IS, BEFORE taxes! <Always try to kill two birds with one stone. <And to break a stone use one bird. <Success is in the blood. <So is aids, doesn't mean I want it. <Always be protected. Use a condom. <Even when your alone in a dark alleyway. <Always carry a fresh condom for that unexpected moment. <Does that include rape? 'Here sir, use this...' <Don't fix whats not broke. <Don't break whats not fixed. Nice logic isn't it ? <A male vampire cannot have nocturnal emissions. <Or would it be daylight emissions? <Life is really like American cheese. <It is always hard, but you always find a rat nearby <Rhumor has it that Vice President Quayle is really a real <life robot that Bush controls. <When we have no more paper left, will be say : <Hey stop using all that paper! Do you think grows on trees <Early to bed, Early to RISE, makes a MAN HEALTHY, wealthy <and WISE. - This sounds Freudian to me! <If Wang makes Dumb terminals, <how come we think they are such an intelligent company? <Hairdessers can tease, wash, <and can even give you a blow job all for a small fee. <If the ozone is being destroyed... <Would you want to live in Ozone Park? <Hermaphrodites, (people with BOTH sex organs) <Don't grow up with penis envy. <Thank the lord the creater of the American flag didn't <know floral patterns. <If a fast food place is called a 'Burger Joint' <Then whats chop meat rolled in thin paper?
