Spam, spam, spam, eggs, sausage and spam. I'll take it--hold the eggs. And I'll take Monty Python's appropriately named Complete Waste of Time, the most anarchic CD game I've ever seen. Complete Waste of Time is exactly that. It's a nut pack of silly arcade games, audio interludes, screens with bogus buttons, and, of course, that British sense of humor.|CR||B:1|1/4^There are millions of things not worth watching or doing here: like the Pig Game, for example, where you dodge swine; the Portrait Gallery, where you watch vintage video; or the Corridor, where you play a pinball game amid Gothic architecture. But the most colossal waste of time is the search for the secret to intergalactic success. |CR||B:1|2/4^Belying the title is a collection of Python-|CR|esque icons, Windows wallpaper, sound events (Eric Idle now recites "And I'd like to conclude by putting my finger up my nose" when I quit Windows), and screen savers. Now there's something worth paying for.|CR||CR||CR||CR||B:1|3/4^Minimum Requirements:|CR||CR|* DOS 3.3, Windows 3.1|CR|* 486 processor|CR|* 4 MB RAM|CR|* 256-color VGA monitor|CR|* CD-ROM drive|CR|* MPC-compatible sound card|CR||CR||B:1|4/4|CR||CR||CR|
