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  1. ANNOY20.ZIP     10184  05-25-94  ANNOY version 2.0 by Terminal Frost Annoy is
  2.                                | a little TSR that drives nuts... Check this
  3.                                | out! You won't you believe it! Programmed by
  4.                                | the Eden programming team. Now includes a
  5.                                | copy of ANNOYING.EXE! (c) by Eden
  6.                                | Entertainment 1994
  7. CURSES30.ZIP   154444  05-25-94  CURSES! v3.0. Rosemary West (ASP). Humorous,
  8.                                | creative "insult generator" with a different
  9.                                | twist. A single keystroke switches from
  10.                                | insults to compliments! This version also
  11.                                | creates whacky food ideas. Phrases are
  12.                                | generated from your vivid vocabulary! Because
  13.                                | you control the contents, the program can
  14.                                | generate descriptive phrases on any subject.
  15. DEEPBAS.ZIP      7081  05-25-94  Today's Deep Thought.by Derek Watson a
  16.                                | program quite like a horoscope, that will
  17.                                | give you a very good thought for the day.
  18.                                | Written in MS dos Qbasic and includes a great
  19.                                | text screen saver. Thoughts written by Jack
  20.                                | Handey of Saturday Night Live (Deep
  21.                                | Thoughts). (Newest File Date: 03-04-94)
  22. DESFUN31.ZIP    94172  05-25-94  This is the latest version of the Dragon's
  23.                                | Eye Fun Pack. It includes several programs
  24.                                | designed to entertain and tease you and your
  25.                                | co-workers. This pack includes: Bugs, Eyes,
  26.                                | Mole, Fried, Eye, Burst, Burst2 and Wiz. All
  27.                                | programs are harmless and several are
  28.                                | designed specifically to be used on a machine
  29.                                | other than your own (the other person should
  30.                                | have a sense of humour though :-) ) Shareware
  31.                                | $10. Requires Windows 3.1 or higher.
  32. DINSAN55.ZIP    10605  05-25-94  ** DOOM iNsAnItY v5.5 ** By: Hank Leukart.
  33.                                | Comedy about the game DOOM, by id Software.
  34. DINSAN56.ZIP    13302  05-25-94  ** DOOM iNsAnItY v5.6 ** by: Hank Leukart.
  35.                                | Contains humor about DOOM by id Software.
  36. HAW13B.ZIP      98301  05-25-94  HARD AT WORK v1.3b. Rosemary West (ASP) Ties
  37.                                | up your computer with one of 7 routines - any
  38.                                | of which looks much too important to be
  39.                                | interrupted. If someone does try to interrupt
  40.                                | the action by pressing ESC or <CTRL><C>, a
  41.                                | "DANGER!" message pops up, and a tone alerts
  42.                                | you.
  43. HUMOR00S.ZIP   107328  05-25-94  Ongoing excerpts from Humor group on
  44.                                | Internet. (Newest File Date: 02-12-94)
  45. LOVED14B.ZIP    91762  05-25-94  LOVEDOS v1.4. Rosemary West (ASP). Conceived
  46.                                | as a change of pace from all the practical
  47.                                | joke programs that insult the user. LOVEDOS
  48.                                | responds intelligently to a number of DOS
  49.                                | commands and keystrokes, and has its own
  50.                                | repertoire of friendly comments. The way to
  51.                                | escape is to tell your computer that you love
  52.                                | it. (But don't tell anyone the secret!)
  53. RAH9402.ZIP     26872  05-25-94  Random Access Humor - February 1994 Monthly
  54.                                | electronic humor magazine by and for the
  55.                                | online community. ASCII text. Free for
  56.                                | non-commercial purposes. Contents: The
  57.                                | Szechuan Taxi; A Model of Stupidty; A History
  58.                                | of the Computer Era on Earth; How To Be A
  59.                                | Couch Potato in the Nineties; 1994 RAH Reader
  60.                                | Survey; The Twit Filter: The Professional
  61.                                | Amateur; RAH Humor Review: "Grumpy Old Men";
  62.                                | Taglines Seen Around the Nets.
  63. RAH9403R.ZIP    39362  05-25-94  Random Access Humor - March 1994 Monthly
  64.                                | electronic humor magazine by and for the
  65.                                | online community. READROOM.TOC edition. Free
  66.                                | for non-commercial purposes. Contents:
  67.                                | Welcome to the FidoNet Winter Olympics; Quick
  68.                                | & Very Dirty Install; Grammar in the Machine;
  69.                                | Digital Addiction; You Only Live a Bunch of
  70.                                | Times; The Great Mall; The Dynamically
  71.                                | Translated Address; Bumper Stickers Seen on
  72.                                | the Information Superhighway.
  73. RAH9404.ZIP     28954  05-25-94  Random Access Humor - April 1994 Monthly
  74.                                | electronic humor magazine by and for the
  75.                                | online community. ASCII text. Free for
  76.                                | non-commercial purposes. Contents: The
  77.                                | Incredible Shrinking Data Center; In Search
  78.                                | Of Ancient Comedians; If Computer Nerds
  79.                                | Controlled Network Programming; In Memory of
  80.                                | John Candy; The Twit Filter: The Retroactive
  81.                                | Architect; RAH Humor Review: More Monty
  82.                                | Python Alumni Tapes; Bumper Stickers Seen on
  83.                                | the Information Superhighway.
  84. RUPTURE.ZIP     17708  05-25-94  Sector Alert! Elvis warns rupture is nigh!
  85.                                | Fantasy/humor text/scenario. (Newest File
  86.                                | Date: 01-29-94)
  87. SHNANGN1.ZIP     8336  05-25-94  Internet FAQ (answers to frequently asked que
  88.                                | on "shenanigans"and practical jokes. 1-94
  89.                                | version (supersedes all previous).
  90.