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##
## Sample source for a suitable RQUOTES.PMS for use in
## Pegasus Mail v3.0/WinPmail variable signatures.
##
## Compile this source using ResCom.exe, by issuing the
## command "ResCom RQUOTES.R", then copy the resulting
## RQUOTES.RSC file into your home mailbox as RQUOTES.PMS.
##
## So, the sequence of commands looks like this:
##
## C:\PMAIL> rescom rquotes.r
## C:\PMAIL> copy rquotes.rsc f:\mail\9000001\rquotes.pms
##
## The general format of this file is a collection of text
## resources; each text resource is a multiline group of
## quoted strings, ending with \n wherever you want a line
## break.
##
## To activate your variable signature, place the characters
## ~! in your signature file at the point where you want the
## substitution to occur.
##
headers off # Ignore this command
symbols off # Ignore this command.
text x
{
"Thought for the day:\n",
" A penny saved is ridiculous.\n"
};
text x
{
"Thought for the day:\n",
" The only thing that hurts more than paying income tax\n",
" is not having to pay income tax.\n"
};
text x
{
"Thought for the day:\n",
" Intuition (n): an uncanny sixth sense which tells people \n",
" that they are right, whether they are or not.\n"
};
text x
{
"Thought for the day:\n",
" Erotic (adj): using a feather as a sex aid.\n",
" Kinky (adj): using the whole duck.\n"
};
text x
{
"Thought for the day:\n",
" Dictatorship (n): a form of government under which everything \n",
" which is not prohibited is compulsory.\n"
};
text x
{
"Thought for the day:\n",
" Concerto (n): a fight between a piano and a pianist.\n"
};
text x
{
"Thought for the day:\n",
" Communist (n): one who has given up all hope\n",
" of becoming a Capitalist.\n"
};
text x
{
"Thought for the day:\n",
" Cleavage (n): something you can approve of and\n",
" look down on at the same time. -- W. Garnett.\n"
};
text x
{
"Thought for the day:\n",
" Book (n): a utensil used to pass time while waiting\n",
" for the TV repairman.\n"
};
text x
{
"Thought for the day:\n",
" Bagpipes (n): an octopus wearing a kilt.\n"
};
text x
{
"Thought for the day:\n",
" Anatomy (n): something everyone has, but which looks\n",
" better on a girl. -- Bruce Raeburn.\n"
};
text x
{
"Thought for the day:\n",
" Advertising (n): the science of arresting the human\n",
" intelligence for long enough to get money from it.\n",
" -- Stephen Leacock.\n"
};