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"All art is but imitation of nature." - Seneca.
"All's fair in love and war" - What a contemptible lie!
"Are my eyes really brown?"
"Ask not for whom the bell tolls--" - M. Ali
"Ask not what your computer can do for you..."
"Be spontaneous!"
"Beam me aboard Scotty!" <-> "Will a 2 X 4 do Captain?"
"Build a watch in 56,179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg.
"C.I.A." -- A contradiction in terms most of the time.
"Can't we all just get along?" - G.A. Custer
"Captain, we're out of Earl Gray." "Bridge, course 180!"
"Cashew?" "Gesundheit!"
"Common sense" is an oxymoron.
"Curiouser and curiouser!" cried Alice.
"Cut life support to all quarters with children." -Picard
"Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?"
"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true..."
"Do not adjust your set. WE are in control."
"Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing."
"Dust bunnies threaten thousand points of light" -G. Bush
"Experience comes from bad judgment." - Mark Twain.
"Gee, I want a hula hoop."
"God is subtle but he is not malicious" - A. Einstein
"Graphic Artist seeks Boss with vision impairment."
"Hang up your logic over there."
"Happiness is a warm puppy." said the anaconda.
"Have a nice day!" "No thanks, I have other plans."
"He who hesitates is lunch !"
"Here's looking at you, kid."
"Honey?" is that what you call this bee barf?
"How to Boil Water, in 500 easy steps" by Chuck Forsberg.
"I drank WHAT!?" - Socrates.
"I feel good!" - James Brown
"I hates meeces to pieces" - Mr. Jinx
"I see," said the blind man, as he aimed his gun.
"I think it needs more juice."
"I think not," said Descartes; and promptly disappeared.
"I'm not asz think asz you drunk I am, Ossifer!"
"If he catches you, you're through" - Road Runner.
"If it quacks like a duck...."
"If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good." - B Gates
"Isn't everybody happy?" - Machiavelli
"It does SO look like her!" - Picasso
"It is bad luck to be superstitious."
"It" has fallen, and "it" won't get up.
"It's a knick-nack, Paddywack. Give the frog a loan."
"Let me sweeten the deal a bit for you," - Beelzebub.
"Life is a Cabaret, old Chum"
"Life," he said, "Don't talk to ME about life!".
"Make love not war" people probably flunked both.
"My 2 cents" is now worth $1.24 due to inflation.
"My brain is my second favorite organ." - Woody Allen
"Nietzsche is dead," God.
"No, I said Bud Light!" - Captain of the Hindenburg
"Noah! How long can you tread water?" - God
"None of the Above" for President.
"Nurse! I said: "SLIP off his SPECtacles!"
"Off with her head!" shouted the Queen.
"Oh, my ears and whiskers, how late it's getting!"
"Ok, now for a quick backu£├ß&²#^1s≡"
"Once," adverb: Enough.
"Picture if you will..."
"Play it, Sam."
"Ploys-R-Us" -- a department of the CIA.
"Politically Correct" is a contradiction in terms.
"Price of admission - your premise."
"Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
"Scotty. hurry. beam me" uragg^*·■£ NO CARRIER.
"Showtime, folks!"
"Simon Lubkin. Dealer in Romancement."
"Space is big, REALLY big." Hitchiker's Guide
"Stress" What you get from owning a computer!
"Submitted for your approval..."
"Suicide Hotline...please hold for the next available..."
"Take me, you wonderful brute!" - Tammy TagLine
"Take my tagline, please!"
"That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all."
"That's entertainment," - Vlad the Impaler.
"The answer to the Great Question is 42."
"There's no intelligent life here Scotty -- Beam me up"
"Too much of good thing is WONDERFUL!" - Mae West
"Tourist Season" : When it's OK to shoot them.
"Tricks are for bids." - Malcolm Pimpster.
"Troi, are you reading my mind?" "Yes I am!" (Slap!)
"Wagner's music is better than it sounds."
"Ward, I'm worried about the Beaver."
"We Still Live!" - John Carter
"We're on a mission from God." - Blues Brothers
"What hallucinations?"
"What's new?" "Most of my wife..."
"What?!? This isn't the Files section?!?"
"Who cares for you? You're but a deck of cards," -Alice.
"You gotta stop screwing around, daddy."
"You must take the diskette from my hand, Grasshopper..."
"You wore blue, the Germans wore grey."
"Your move" - Colossus
"plummin' sum a beech"
########### <------Scratch off to reveal your prize.
#:-) <:≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ - Snake stalking person.
#@!?> NO CARRIER...
#define while(x) if(x)
#include <mandatory_cute_tagline>
$ not found: A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy.
$$ doesn't buy happiness, if you don't know where to shop
$$$ not found -- A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy
'Apple' (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
'Build a watch in 56,179 easy steps' by C. Forsberg.
'Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline.' -- McCoy
'Don't Panic' is the first helpful thing said all day.
'Hex Dump' - Where Witches put used Curses?
'How to Budget Your Money' by I. R. Ess
'I drank WHAT!?' - Socrates
'I'm Beverly.' 'I'm Geordi.' 'We are Hugh.'
'Maytag' is my middle name; I'm an agitator.
'Rejoice in the hope..persevere in prayer.'ROMANS 12:12
'Space is big, REALLY big.' Hitchiker's Guide
(((((((HYPNOTIC))))))((((((TAGLINE))))))
(((((YOU)))))((((ARE))))(((((FEELING)))))(((((SLEEPY)))))
((wrong && wrong) != right)
(A)bort (R)etry (G)et a gun and kill it.
(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)lat...
(A)bort, (R)etry, (W)hackitonthesideofthemonitor!
(D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
(generalized) The real world is a special case.
(sniff) Is that smoke from the power supply?
* FORD Fix or Repair Daily.
* The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
*** ERROR *** Unable to insert witty tagline.
**FLASH** Eveready Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
*I'm* keeping *THIS* tagline!
*I* didn't do it, the *computer* did it!
*IT IS* documented, look under "For Internal Use Only."
*NOW* is a point in time that is already gone.
*There is another*
*quack*
-----T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E-------
...And then the fun began. - N. Bonaparte
...For the Snark *was* a Boojum, you see.
...My radio is tuned to the voice of a star...
...more troubles than a centipded with a fallen arch.
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... (Bo Derek getting older).
10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0.
1024x768x256.... Sounds like one mean woman.
1024x780x256... Some MEAN woman!
1040 EZ - 1. How much did you make? 2. Send it in.
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet neighbor's tagline
123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567
186,000 mps - It's not just a good idea, it's the law!
1st Amendment Rights: use them or lose them.
1st rule of marriage: If you're right, apologize fast.
2 ears, 1 mouth, use in that order and you'll do fine.
2 x 4 bbs - a basic board.
2+2=4 (for the time being).
24 Hr Chinese Restaurant. Wok around the clock.
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
3 dreaded words: "hard disk failure."
3 kinds of people: Those who can count & those who can't.
30 days in the hole...just bought a new monitor.
43% of all statistics are totally worthless..
43rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wrong, will.
486SX: When only the most recent mediocrity will do...
5¼ floppy is not better than 3½ hard.
6.9 <--- A good thing ruined by a period.
640K ought to be enough for anybody. -Bill Gates, 1981.
640k = 4480 in dog bytes.
668 -- the neighbor of the beast.
8 hours of debugging and my code is finally...unreadable?
8 of 10 Americans suffer from hemorrhoids. 2 enjoy them!
80% of men cheat in America, the rest in Europe.
80486: Process cash from wallet at higher speeds.
90% of any business transaction is selling yourself.
90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
90% of politicians give the other 10% a bat reputation.
93.4% of all statistics are made up. The rest are false.
98% of all statistics disprove the other 98%.
:) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\
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<=MINDLEVEL=> THIS is a configuration of units of energy.
<This Tagline has been removed by U.S. Customs>.
<This space unintentionally left blank>.
<tap> <tap> <tap> Is this thing on?
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A "bird in hand" sure makes brushing your teeth difficult.
A "lotus?" I thought that was a Grasshopper.
A "program" is used to turn data into error messages.
A Bush On The Face Is Better Than A Bird In The Hand!
A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe.
A Happy Heart is like Good Medicine
A KGB keyboard has no <ESC> key.
A Little Dab'll Do Ya - Vitalis
A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste.
A Robin redbreast in a cage puts all heaven in a rage.
A Rotarian was the first to call John the Baptist "Jack."
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces every time.
A bachelor enjoys the chase but doesn't eat the game.
A bad peace is even worse than a war.
A bear robbed of cubs is safer than the folly of fools.
A beard signifies lice, not brains.
A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed.
A big enough hammer can usually fix anything.
A big mouth travels far and fast.
A bigot will not reason, a fool cannot, a slave dare not.
A billion dollars isn't what it used to be - N.B. Hunt
A billion here, a billion there, soon it is real money.
A bird in the bush can't make a mess in your hand.
A bird in the hand can be messy.
A bird in the hand is the best way to eat chicken.
A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
A bird in the hand's better than one overhead.
A bleeding heart can be hell on the carpeting.
A bonded penguin is a happy penguin.
A book is the only immortality.
A book, a friend, a song, a glass, a chaste loving lass.
A brilliant smile will get you fan mail from lighthouses.
A cannibal only opens his mouth to change your feet.
A cat would be man's best friend, but never stoops to it.
A celebrity is a person who is known for well-knownness.
A chain of lynx; a peck of birds; a hoard of squirrels...
A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.
A child prodigy knows not to bother with it.
A choice is always possible, even without any options.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clean desk is the sign of a sick mind.
A clean, neat, and orderly desk is a sign of a sick mind.
A clean, neat, desk is the sign of a very sick mind.
A clear conscience is most often a sign of a bad memory.
A closed mouth gathers no flies.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A closed mouth maintains a happy mind.
A cold Diet Coke and another Camel.
A committee has six or more legs and no brain.
A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord
A conclusion is where you got tired of thinking.
A crappie is not a sunfish found in a toilet.
A critic knows the way but can't drive the vehicle.
A cynic smells the flowers and then looks for the casket.
A cynic's work is never done.
A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?
A day without okra is like a day without sunshine.
A day without sunshine is like night.
A deluge of words and drop of sense.
A dime saved is a dollar earned. The rest is Uncle Sam's.
A diploma proves only that you know how to find an answer
A doll is a doll is a doll. - F. Sinatra
A dollar is a bad boss -- and dying is a bad fear.
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everywhere
A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.
A farmer is always going to make it rich the next year.
A father is usually a banker provided by nature.
A feature is a bug with seniority.
A fine retreat matters as much as a stylish attack.
A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
A fool and his money are soon elected.
A fool and his money are soon partying!
A fool and your money are soon partners.
A fool must now and then be right by chance alone.
A fool must search for a greater fool to find admiration.
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
A friend is something you earn.
A generation which ignores history has no past or future.
A gentleman can disagree without being disagreeable.
A gift of flowers will soon be made to you.
A goal is a dream with a deadline.
A good angle to approach any problem is the try-angle.
A good dog barks when told.
A good hacker knows all the right MOVs.
A good hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.
A good library must always be a two way street.
A good man gone wrong is usually a bad man found out.
A good marriage outlasts the first box of dental floss.
A good memory is one trained to forget the trivial.
A good organizer is the one who is careful to plan ahe
A good pun is its own reword.
A good rooster crows in any hen house.
A good scare is better than good advice.
A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit.
A gourmet thinking calories is a tart looking at a clock.
A great many family trees were started by grafting.
A gun gives you the body, not the bird.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A hard disk is good to find.
A heavy night snowstorm is God saying: "Take today off."
A hen is an egg's way of making another egg.
A hen tomorrow is more valuable than an egg today.
A hen who lays an egg cackles as if it was an asteroid.
A hole is nothing but you can still break your neck in it
A hollow voice says, "Plugh".
A horse is a horse, of course, of course.
A horse may go freely to water, but a pencil must be lead
A hug warms the soul and places a smile in the heart.
A hundred stars do not equal the light of the one moon.
A hundred thousand lemmings can't all be wrong.
A husband is a lover with the nerve extracted.
A husband is the medicine for the ills of girlhood.
A jerk present in a group indicates a jerk in charge.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
A jug is carried under your coat for a dishonest reason.
A kind word and gun gets you more than a kind word alone.
A king's castle is his home.
A lady is one who only shows her underwear intentionally.
A lady wearing a chastity belt is not going to a ball.
A language is just a dialect with a gun.
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless paid for.
A leading authority is someone lucky who guessed right.
A leap year is never a good sheep year.
A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant fool.
A liar isn't believed even when he speaks the truth.
A liberal is a person with no interests now at stake.
A lie in time saves nine.
A lie is terminological inexactitude.
A little ignorance can go a long way.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
A little truth helps the lie go down.
A living example of Artificial Intelligence.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and <occupant>.
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, or was it here?
A lotus? I thought that was a Grasshopper.
A low yield atomic bomb is like being a bit pregnant.
A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
A male rite of passage: Writing your name in the snow.
A man in love mistakes a pimple for a dimple.
A man in the house is worth two on the street - Mae West.
A man is only as good as what he loves.
A man should live forever, or die trying.
A man who smiles when things go wrong knows who to blame.
A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
A man without a religion is like a fish without a bicycle
A man's a man for that.
A man's best friend is his dogma.
A man's house is his hassle.
A mind is a terrible thing to lay off.
A mind is a terrible thing to taste.
A minister says matrimony should be enduring. It is.
A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.
A mob has many heads, but no brains.
A mother is not a dust rag.
A mother of quintuplets gave spouse a separate bedroom.
A mother pampering a child is raising a serpent.
A mother-in-law is often a mother.
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
A mouse: A transitorized elephant.
A mule dressed in a tuxedo is still a mule.
A new mother soon becomes a chief cook and bottom washer.
A newspaper is a collection of half-injustices.
A newspaper is to a book as a whore is to a lady.
A noisy exhaust to some almost amounts to a mating call.
A nose in artificial manure is not studying nature.
A nudist has no reason to fear a pickpocket.
A nudist is one who suffers from clothestrophobia.
A nudist wedding makes the best man easy to identify.
A ounce of pretension = a pound of manure.
A pain in the butt may be a friend in need..
A paranoid is a man who knows a little of what's going on.
A pen is mightier than a sword except it runs out of ink.
A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out.
A penny saved is 2.5 grams of zinc alloy.
A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
A perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 am.
A person does not have a sense of humor, it has you.
A person in a passion is riding a mad horse.
A person is a lion in his own cause.
A person never tells you anything until contradicted.
A person with two watches is never sure what time it is.
A person without a navel lives within all of us.
A person's got to know his limitations to avoid failure.
A pest: A friend in need.
A piano is a piano is a piano. Gertrude Steinway.
A pinch of probablility is worth a pound of perhaps.
A pitcher that goes to a well too often is broken first.
A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.
A poet is a kind of liar who always speaks the truth.
A poet reading his verse in public has a nasty habit.
A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.
A priceless jewel!
A problem can be found for almost every solution.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A programmer and his mind are soon parted
A recession is what takes the wind out of your sales.
A red nose can be the result of sunshine or moonshine.
A ring is a hole with a rim round it.
A rock ----->me<----- A hard place.
A rolling disk gathers no MOS.
A rolling stone is better than a bird in the hand.
A rooster clucks defiance -- but a lawyer.
A sadist is a person who is kind to a masochist.
A school: Building with four walls and tomorrow inside.
A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
A shot in the dark = searching for a needle in hay stack.
A shower is the halfway point between bed and world.
A simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
A slap vs a slog is like a ribbon vs an obi.
A sleeping fox counts hens in his dreams.
A small object that is accidentally dropped will hide.
A smile is the sunshine that is a part of life.
A spoonful of sugar helps any medicine go down.
A statesman shears sheep, a politician skins them.
A table of contents has no drawers.
A tagline by any other name is not as funny.
A teetotaller makes the worst drunkard.
A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart.
A thief believes that everybody steals.
A thing of beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
A tidal wave of avalanche proportions.
A tier of crocodiles; a squad of squid
A too-short mini skirt leaves a definitive end in view.
A true diplomat struts sitting down.
A true friend is one soul in two bodies.
A true friend is the best possession.
A true subwoofer makes the concrete shake beneath you.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
A vivid and creative mind characterizes you.
A vote on the tally sheet is worth two in the box.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
A well-crafted tagline is a joy forever.
A well-written life is as rare as a well-spent one.
A whippersnapper has nothing to do with sex? Drat!
A wholesome mind is wasted potential.
A whore is a whore for the same reason some of us aren't.
A wife lasts as long as a marriage, an ex-wife for ever.
A wise person sees as much as ought, not as much can.
A wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.
A woman drove me to drink and I never even thanked her.
A woman must be a genius to create a good husband.
A woman's guess is more accurate than a man's certainty.
A word fitly spoken is like a beautiful apple of gold.
A worthless wise man always charms the rabble.
A writer thinks of critics as a tree feels about dogs.
A yawn is a silent shout.
A yer ago I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won.
A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes.
A+iens are ea+ing mY brAin -- +i+m AT e+even.
AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse!!!
AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
AARRGHH!! A virus was chewing my FAT.
AAcckk!! II''mm iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx!!
ANSI kicks ASCII!
ARC vs ZIP: Arc Rival Compressors.
ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!...Tension breaker, had to be done.
ASCII and ye shall receive.
ASCII no questions, I'll tell you no lies.
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
ASL has 15 signs for stupidity; 3 for smart.
AT&GETMAIL&UNPACKMAIL&READMAIL&LOADREPLY&STEALTAG
ATTENTION ..............Elvis has left the echo.
AUTOEROTICISM: Making it in a car.
Abandon all hope, ye who PRESS ENTER here.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter messages here.
Abandon hope, all ye who <ENTER> here.
Abandon the search for truth: settle on a good fantasy.
Abdominos... sit-ups & pizza.
Ability is a good thing but stability is even better.
Abolish first marriages!
Abolish mornings.
Abort, Retry, Ignore, Fail, Nuke...
Abort, Retry, Ignore, Valium?
Abort, Retry, Ignore, hold Requiem Mass?
Abort, Retry, Ignore, plan a Funeral Service?
Abort, Retry, Ignore, say Kaddish?
Abortion is a miscarriage of justice.
Above all else - sky.
Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.
Abstinence: The re-usable contraceptive.
Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.
Accountants work their assets off.
Accuracy: The vice of being right.
Acting is the art of keeping the audience from coughing.
Acting without thinking is like shooting without aiming.
Actions DO speak louder than words.
Actions are neither as good nor as evil as impulses.
Actions are usually right, but the reasons seldom are.
Actions from sanity are not necessarily from feeling.
Actions speak louder than words -- but not so often.
Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache.
Adam's Rib: The original bone of contention.
Adapt to those around you..
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
Admiration: Polite recognition of self-reflection.
Admit your mistakes.
Adopt an orphan program today!
Adult: One old enough to know better.
Adultary is the application of democracy to love.
Advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Adventure is the champagne of life.
Adversity makes people wise but not rich.
Adversity reveals genius, prosperity conceals it.
Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper.
Advertising is legalized lying.
Advice is an uncertain gift.
Afflicted with Foot In Mouth Disease.
After a snowstorm, everybody's lawn looks the same.
After all is said and done, usually more is said.
After four decimal places, nobody gives a damn.
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
After things go from bad to worse the cycle repeats.
After two weeks of dieting, all I lost was two weeks.
Against stupidity, the Gods themselves, contend in vain.
Age and treachery can always overcome youth and skill.
Age is never a bar to human immaturity.
Age is not a barrier to achievement.
Age is only important if you're a cheese.
Age needn't necessarily be a bar to immaturity.
Ahab is still chasing Moby Zmodem.
Ahh! Come on George, just this one last little feature!
Aibohphobia (n.); the fear of palindromes.
Ain't that sweet?
Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
Air pollution is a mist demeanor.
Aliens have invaded Earth! How else do you explain DOS?
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Alimony is the screwing you get for the screwing you got.
All I ask is to prove that money can't make me happy.
All I have to do is imagine, and I am in dreamland.
All I want is a hot woman, cold beer and unlimited power.
All answers questioned here.
All barkers are not side show hawkers.
All clowns are masked, all personae flow from choices.
All computers wait at the same speed.
All else equal, fat people use more soap than thin.
All for one; one for all, except me above all.
All general statements are false, except this one.
All great truths began as blasphemies.
All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
All human life ends when you take a "dirt nap."
All humans are subject to decay.
All life is a conjugation of the verb "to eat".
All mathochists suffer from calculust.
All of the stars are to be found only up in the sky.
All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.
All probabilities are 50%. It happens or it doesn't.
All real programs contain errors.
All reality is aspect dependent.
All rising to a great place is by a winding stair.
All rivers run into the sea, yet the sea is not full.
All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
All scotch cuisine is based on a dare.
All sentences that seem true should be questioned.
All taglines are busy..One will be with you shortly.
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
All the kookies are not in the jar.
All the tea in china: 356,000 metric tons.
All the world's a stage. Where does the audience sit?
All things are difficult before they are easy.
All things evolve, nothing is extinguished.
All things in moderation - including Moderation!
All those updates, and still imperfect.
All true wisdom is discovered in tag lines.
All true wisdom is found in taglines.
All wanting joy must share it, happiness was born a twin.
All warranties expire upon payment of this invoice.
All we are saying, is give peace a chance! (John & Yoko)
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
All words are pegs on which to hang ideas.
All work and no play will make you a manager.
All your future lies beneath your hat.
All's fair in love and war - What a contemptible lie.
All's well that ends well.
All's well that ends well. - E.A. Poe
All's well that ends.
Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.
Alone in a bank at night is a pleasant experience.
Altruism is the devil's calling card.
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
Always be smarter than the people who hire you.
Always consider the alternative before making a choice.
Always do right: Gratify some and astonish the rest.
Always first decide the sentence, then the verdict.
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
Always format alphanumerically, then preview graphically.
Always listen to experts. Hear the impossible then do it.
Always look out for #1 and be careful not to step in #2.
Always proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Always put your brain in gear before starting your mouth.
Always remember that a moving neutrino gathers no mass.
Always remember the past, but make waves when it matters.
Always remember to pillage before you burn.
Always remember where you came from so you can return.
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
Always remember, to copy a disk is not to Xerox it.
Always smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to.
Always store beer in a cool dark place.
Always take aim at the Tidy Bowl Man.
Always tell her she is beautiful, even if she isn't.
Always use your enemy's hand to catch a snake.
Always willing to share my ignorance...
Always yield to temptation, it may never return.
Alzheimer's Club: Meet the same new friend every day.
Am I ignorant or apathetic? I don't know and don't care!
Amazing how much you learn after thinking you know it all
Ambition destroys its possessor.
America is a dream to most of the world.
America is a tune. But it must be sung in harmony.
America is the only country founded on a good ideal.
America was not discovered by Americans, shame on them.
America's 5 Most Feared Words: "Dan, I don't feel well.
America, land of opportunity for Japanese businessmen.
America: great opportunities and worst influences.
American politics: The walruses herding the oysters.
Ami - Friend. Ami Pro - Professional Friend?
Ami Dolenz her performance with a bow to the audience.
Amish newlyweds; a week later he drove her buggy.
Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
An accommodating vice is better than an obstinate virtue.
An actor without buck teeth can play the Easter Bunny.
An adequate bootstrap is a contradiction in terms.
An agreeable person: One who agrees with you.
An alcoholic is an enemy who drinks as much as you do.
An alcoholic: A person who drinks more than his physician
An appeaser feeds a crocodile, hoping to be eaten last.
An ass thinks one thing, his rider another.
An atheist has no invisible means of support.
An attacker must vanquish, a defender need only survive.
An authority is anyone who guessed right more than once.
An egotist thinks he's in the groove when he's in a rut.
An electrical engineer deals with current events.
An elephant is a mouse built to Mil-spec.
An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.
An honest politician: One who stays bought.
An idea is not responsible for fools who believe in it.
An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
An inch of dog is better than a mile of pedigree.
An institution is the lengthened shadow of one man.
An object at rest will be in the wrong place.
An object in motion is heading in the wrong direction.
An open mind is wonderful if matching mouth not included.
An opinion is what you have when you don't have any facts.
An optimist invented an airplane; a pessimist a parachute
An optimist is a guy without much experience.
An ounce of example is worth a ton of advice.
An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition.
An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.
An over the hill astronaut requests a slower capsule.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Anarchy is against the law.
Anarchy: Rights without Responsibilities.
Ancient custom has the force of law.
And God said, "Let there be light, but make it quick."
And God said: 'E = ½mv² - Ze²/r', and there was light!
And all I wanted was a free lunch...
And all the children are above average in our system.
And now I'm supposed to think of a brilliant tagline!
And now a word from Wall Street: "HELP!"
And now for something completely different.
And now for something completely ridiculous...
And now, let the fun begin.
And on the seventh day, He exited from append mode.
And then Adam said, 'What's a headache?'
And they said kids had all the fun!
And this is your brain over-easy with a side of bacon.
And when fate summons even the Tsar must obey.
And you know Flipper, he lives in a world full of wonder.
Angel Food Cake: Love Me Tender, Love Me Sweet
Angels can fly since they take themselves lightly.
Anger always drives the mouth faster than the mind.
Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of reason.
Angling: The name given to fishing by non-fishermen.
Animal attraction: here for hunger or for love.
Animals -- the renewable resource
Another day, another challenge.
Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
Another name for my list of people who can kiss my ass.
Another victory like that and we are done for -- Pyrrhus
Antenna farms benefit from propagation.
Anthem: O-oh say can you C, will our code turn out right?
Antonym: The opposite of the word you're searching for.
Any IC protected by a fast acting fuse protects the fuse.
Any certainty is a delusion.
Any day can be the beginning of a new year.
Any fool can tell the truth, it takes sense to lie well.
Any given program costs more and takes longer.
Any given program, when running correctly, is obsolete.
Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself.
Any man making a pun should be drawn and quoted!
Any man who can see through women is sure missing a lot.
Any non-trivial program contains at least one bug.
Any priest or shaman is guilty until proven innocent.
Any product cut to length will be too short.
Any program will expand to fill available memory.
Any socialism involves more slavery than democracy.
Any sufficiently advanced bug will become a feature.
Any sufficiently advanced magic looks like technology.
Anybody can say they'll do something, few actualize it.
Anybody can win, unless there is a second entry.
Anyone can hate. It costs to love.
Anyone can walk on water, just know where the rocks are.
Anyone moves and this message gets killed!!!!
Anything I make can become a cause for my sorrow.
Anything can go wrong, don't sweat the little stuff.
Anything can work if you fiddle with it long enough.
Anything free is what you pay for it.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Anything good is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
Anything not a constant, is not a commandment from God.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Anything simple is stated in the most complicated manner.
Anything that happens, happens.
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken can be sung.
Anything works - if you let it!
Anything worth doing is worth getting someone else to do
Anything worth doing, is worth doing for a profit.
Anytime things go better, you have overlooked something.
Apathy Error: Don't Bother Striking Any Key.
Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand.
Apology is only egotism wrong side out.
Applied emotion is the key to success with happiness.
April 16th: Count your blessings - nothing else is left.
Archaeologists take sedimental journeys.
Archimedes had no principles!
Architecture is the art of how to waste space.
Are RAM chips better than EWE chips?
Are REASON and LOGIC allowed on this echo?
Are deaf psychiatrists better listeners?
Are dog biscuits made from Collie Flour?
Are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts?
Are we supposed to be having fun yet?
Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?
Are you a good witch, or are you a bad witch?
Are you fighting tagline withdrawal?
Are you part of the solution, or the precipitate?
Are you running under Windows, or just using an XT?
Are you sure you want this tagline?
Are you tired of empty promises? God never fails.
Are you to confuse with me facts? the straight trying
Are you virus free? Be sure with URINALIS.EXE.
Are you waiting for your prey?
Aristotle, you have to be kidding...
Arkansas: Bubble-gum cards are in the Great Books series.
Army food: The spoils of war.
Arrogant Hackers Do it for Free
Art does not reproduce the visible; it makes visible.
Art for art's sake is a philosophy of the well-fed.
Art is I; Science is We.
Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth -- Picasso
Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
Art is the demonstration that ordinary is extraordinary.
Art is vision not expression.
Art lies in concealing art.
Art thou an artist, or art thou art?
Art: The way the world ought to be.
Artificial Intelligence: A Blond dyed Brunette.
Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum.
Artists' models make only a bare living.
As I learn, I know about more things I don't yet know.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
As I said last week, I'll be done tomorrow.
As I was going up a stair, I met a man who wasn't there.
As I was saying to Elvis the other day...
As I was saying, I hate it when people don't finish their
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
As confused as a baby at a topless bar.
As easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841.
As for me, all I know is that I know nothing.
As for my car, it's guarenteed to run! (downhill) <G>
As lacking in privacy as a goldfish.
As long as I live, I shall be, myself, no other, just me.
As long as we remain unsure, we are alive.
As sex: Dartmouth Basic; Oral practices.
As sex: PowerBasic; Bondage in electric company.
As sex: QuickBasic; Missionary position at lunch.
As sex: Turbo Basic; premature ejaculation.
As useful as teats on a boar hog.
As you stroll through life always remember: HELL SUCKS!
Ask a stupid question and you'll get a stupid answer.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls the answer can be deadly.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Asking PAC BELL for advice is like asking IRS tax advice.
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
Assembler Lesson #1: POP AX is not a heavy metal band.
Assembly line workers do it over and over.
Associate with those you can learn from.
Assumption #1: Dan Quayle is smarter than broccoli.
Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
Astrology is Taurus.
Astronauts are out to launch.
Astronomy: The anatomy and physiology of our universe.
Astrophysicans try to cure sick stars.
At 19, everything is possible; tomorrow looks friendly.
At a nude wedding everybody can see who the best man is.
At all ages you are certain you still have another year.
At least "duck" and "cover" now refers to duck hunters.
At least Congress doesn't make death worse every year.
At least you can always use my code as a bad example.
At the moment of meeting, the parting begins.
At times we must settle for inferior quality time.
At yuletide, astronauts look for the missile toe.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Atilla was loved by all, everyone calls him Hun.
Attack first, then get tough.
Attack long worms from the rear - that is so much safer.
Attention K-Mart shoppers, today the special is...
Auntie Em: Hate you. Hate Kansas. Took the Dog. Dorothy.
Authored "Computer Widow's Hand Book"
Autobiography: Unrivalled telling truth about others.
Automobile mufflers don't die, they just get exhausted.
Autumn is a season followed by looking forward to spring.
Avant-Garde Narrow: a typeface for the broad-minded.
Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.
Avoid Mailmen...............They Are Carriers.
Avoid September.
Avoid The Noid.
Avoid fighting with the ugly, they have nothing to lose.
Avoid home accidents, joined planned parenthood.
Avoid junk mail, get an unlisted ZIP code.
Avoid reality at all costs.
Avoid sexually transmitted disease; practice monotony.
Avoid the 5 o'clock rush - always leave work at noon.
Aw, come on, Spock, pull my finger.
Aw--give it a rest already!
B C N U *salute*
BASIC programmers never die, they GOSUB and don't RETURN.
BASIC shampoo - DO:LATHER:RINSE:LOOP UNTIL CLEAN <> 0
BBQ Yourself!
BBS addiction in a terminal disease.
BBS: a method to triple your phone bill.
BEWARE - Tagline Thief on this echo.
BIGAMY: only crime where two rites make a wrong.
BLOND.COM failed. Missing CPU.
BORE: person who is an open book you don't want to read.
BOSS spelled backwards is Double S-O-B
BREKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding.
BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
BUSH.SYS corrupted, recommend optimizing politics.
BYTE ME...BYTE ME...BYTE ME...
Bach is like a jetstream -if you can get on it, you soar!
Bachelor's wives and spinster's children: always perfect.
Bachelor: A guy who has cheated a woman out of a divorce.
Bachelor: Plays the field until the field comes in.
Bachelorhood should be taxed, such happiness is valuable.
Back up my hard drive? I can't find the reverse switch.
Back when I was a boy, we carved our own ICs out of wood.
Backup not found. Want a gun or sleeping pills?
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Backup not found: Abort, Retry, Massive heart failure?
Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking baX%^~,VbKx.
Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner.
Bad command or file name. Take a parenting class.
Bad is never good until worse happens -- Danish proverb
Bad officials: elected by good citizens who fail to vote.
Bad spelers of the word, untie.
Bad spellers of the world untie.
Bad taste is timeless.
Bad to the bone. I'm babababad to the bone!
Bag of Tricks: patrons busted at the local brothel.
Banging head against wall mode - off.
Bank Rule: To get a loan, first prove you don't need it.
Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.
Baptism: A kind of damp bar mitzvah.
Barometer: Indicates what kind of weather we are having.
Baroque: When you are out of Monet.
Bartlett: small, familiar quotation by the Simpson's son.
Bastard toadflax: not the result nearsighted horny toads.
Bathroom scale: Something you stand on and swear at.
Batteries not included.
Be Alert -- what the world needs is more LERTS.
Be a friend to the earth and it will be a friend to you.
Be as good at receiving as you are at giving.
Be careful what you ask for, you might get it.
Be careful when playing under the anvil tree.
Be careful when slinging mud, you might lose ground.
Be careful when you're playing under the anvil tree.
Be flexible, some things just take time.
Be gentle with me now...
Be mischievous and creative, if they fit you.
Be nice on your way up you'll meet again on the way down.
Be quick to act, slow to enjoy.
Be reasonable ... Let's do it my way.
Be right & fear no man. Don't write & fear no woman.
Be self-reliant and your success is assured.
Be smart as a cat: Make a friend of your enemy's enemy.
Be spontaneous.......combust.
Be sure to use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment.
Be suspicious of all non-native-born Esperanto speakers.
Be vewy, vewy quiet....I'm hunting tagwines.
Be willing to lose a battle in order to win the war.
Be willing to take on new challenges.
Beam me up Scotty.... I swallowed my Phaser.
Beam me up, Scotty -- it ate my phaser.
Beat's me!!! I never read the documentation.
Beauty faded has no second spring.
Beauty is often in the thighs of the beholder.
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes straight to the bone.
Beauty seldom recommends one woman to another.
Beckhap's Law: Beauty times brains equals a constant.
Bedfellows make strange politicians.
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
Beep. Invalid Input. I take only cash.
Beer and women: Two of God's best gifts to mankind.
Beer will be the urination of me!
Beer! Now there's a temporary solution.
Before advising be yourself, reassess his character.
Beginnings and endings are truly artificial constructs.
Behind an able man, there are always other able men.
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
Behind every successful man stands a surprised MIL.
Being a "nice guy" doesn't cost, but it generally pays.
Being a husband is a full time job.
Being able to say NO is the root to reclaiming your life.
Being alive: Concentrating on goals, not limitations.
Being married means making both love *AND* war.
Being old fashioned is not necessarily good or better.
Being punctual makes people think you have nothing to do.
Being too obvious is neither useful nor tasteful.
Beneath every stone sleeps a scorpion.
Benign: What you are after you be eight.
Benji! The lion -- &&^*#&& NO TERRIER
Best diet: Eat as much as you want, but don't swallow it.
Best thing about the future: it comes one day at a time.
Best way to appreciate a job: imagine yourself without it
Best way to keep your friends: don't give them away.
Beta testers do it until it breaks.
Beta testing is hazardous to your health.
Better a coward for a minute than dead forever.
Better loved and lost than never lost at all.
Better the shoulder to the wheel than the back to the A I
Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.
Better to marry a man who loves you than one you love.
Better to understand little than misunderstand a lot.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I haven't tried.
Beulah, peel me a grape.
Beware of friends who are false and deceitful.
Beware of geeks bearing GIFs!
Beware of hip and rum drivers.
Beware of little expenses. A small leak can sink a ship.
Beware of low-flying butterflies.
Beware of opinions of anyone with or without any facts.
Beware of plants that eat their young
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
Beware of quantum ducks: quark, quark.
Beware of the Quantum Ducks -- QUARK QUARK QUARK.
Beware of the opinion of someone without any facts.
Beware of the person who has nothing to lose.
Beware of the woman who does not drink.
Beware of true believers you may be duped by a false god.
Beware the granfalloon.
Beware the person who has nothing to lose. He always wins
Beware when God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
Beware! I'm armed and have premenstrual tension.
Beware! This is a dangerous product, manuals required.
Beware. I'm armed and have suffered from PMS all my life.
Biblical Typing Method: Seek and Ye Shall Find.
Big Brother is watching.
Bigamist: An Italian fog.
Bigamist: One who makes the same mistake twice.
Bigamy: One wife too many. Monogamy: Same idea...
Biggest lie: "The game's almost over, honey..."
Bikini: a device for the visually enpaired.
Bill Gates: For whom the belle toils! :)
Binary Choir = 1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1.
Biochemists wear designer genes.
Biography should be written by an acute enemy.
Biography: One of the terrors of death.
Biological love =/= chemical love.
Biology grows on you.
Biology is destiny.
Birds are trapped by their feet, people by their tongues.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date.
Bitchin'!
Bits make bytes, but nibbles turn me on.
Black holes are where God is dividing by zero.
Black holes were created when God divided by zero.
Blackout: Electric company's general screen saver.
Blame Murphy when you dig at the wrong end of a rainbow.
Blame Saint Andreas - its all his fault.
Blaming others can become a satisfying way of life.
Bless the peacemakers their work will never end.
Blessed are the censors, for they shall inhibit the earth
Blessed are the meek, for they make great scapegoats.
Blessed are the pessimists, for they have made backups.
Blessed are the young, let them inherit the national debt
Blessed is he expecting nothing, and never disappointed.
Blessings never come in pairs; misfortunes never alone.
Blond Mating Call: Oh, I'm so drunk [giggle].
Blonde proofreader fired at M&M factory. Tossed the Ws.
Blondes rule the earth, or at least earth's politicians.
Blood is thicker than water, and much more tastier.
Blow your mind, smoke gunpowder.
Boasting: Patter of little feats.
Boldly go where no man has gone before then make a U turn
Boldly going forward because we simply can't find reverse
Boldly start in reverse, 'cause that's the genealogy way.
Bomb #20, you're out of the bomb bay again.
Bonafide Buck Passer.
Boob: n. 1. Someone to squash 2. Something to sqeeze.
Boost system speed by 200% - DEL C:\WINDOWS\*.*
Boot & ye shall see. Replace & all will be made clear.
Boozer's Revision: A bird in the hand is dead.
Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Boredom -- the desire for desires -- Leo Tolstoy
Boren's First Law: When in doubt, mumble.
Boring!
Born crying, live complaining, die disappointed.
Born free and taxed to death.
Boss - Late when you're early, early when you're late.
Both of his feet are firmly planted in the air.
Bowlarama: Where you can play in the gutter then split.
Boy who sleep on sex problem wake with solution in hand.
Boy: A noise with dirt on it.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Bra: Over the shoulder boulder holder.
Bragging will only get you embarrassed later.
Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some.
Brain, like muscle, works better if regularly exercised.
Brain: The apparatus with which we think that we think.
Braniff ran Windows...look where it got them.
Breast implant silicon should not influence brains.
Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
Bride: Woman with fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Bring me my blue soap box. I want to make a speech.
Bring the whole family...but leave the kids at home!
British automotive engineering=getting it right +/- 1/8"
Brownout: Electric company's general screen saver.
Bubble, Bubble..Am I too late to jump the ship ?
Buck? What buck? Can you describe it, please?
Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
Bug free, cheap, on time, works. Pick any two.
Bugs are sons of glitches.
Build a better Windows, and kids will still throw rocks.
Build a better mousetrap and along will come better mice.
Build a system a fool can use and only fools will use it.
Build a vast arena, then put a half-vast team therein.
Bumper sticker: Honk if you're illiterate.
Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies.
Bureaucracy: That place always in need of a laxative.
Bureaucrat, n.: A person who cuts red tape lengthwise.
Bureaucrats cut red tape -- lengthwise.
Bury a lawyer 12 feet under. Deep down they're nice.
Bury rod deep in mother (proofer missed lightning & earth
But God told me to use a GOTO.
But Honey, you NEED VGA for Dbase management!
But I did read the docs, I just didn't understand them.
But I thought YOU did the backups...
But Ma, Johnny has all of his doors registered!
But for my membership fee, I'd resign the human race.
But it SHOULD be black/white, cut/dried, dead simple...
But once you are real, you can't become unreal again.
But soft, what light through yonder tagline breaks?
But you Thaid it wath a PITH helmet!
But, if ye wish her gratefu' prayer, Gie her a haggis.
Buy a 486-33 so you can reboot faster.
Buy low, sell high.
By following the good, you learn to be good.
By the time I have money to burn, my fire will be out.
By the time we've made it, we've had it.
By the way, you're soaking in it.
By trying we can learn to endure another's adversity.
Bye bye for now.
Bye!
Bytes - I got millions of 'em!
C code. C code run. Run code, run. PLEASE!
C program run... Run, program, run... PLEASE...
C programming means never having to say you're done.
C'est la vie.
C:> COFFEE.COM error. Contact programmer J. Valdez.
C:> COFFEE.COM missing SysOp halted
C:\> The stick shift of computing.
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
CAUTION: Off Medication and Dangerous
CD-ROM: Cash Demand-Ran Out of Money
CDA: Computer Dumb Ass
CHEW GUM 101 - Where Aggies learn multitasking.
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
COBOL programs are an example of artificial inelegance.
COFFEE.COM not found: A)dd more, R)eheat F)reak out.
COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
CONgress (n) - Opposite of PROgress
CP/M + IBM = 'Just about what we got NOW.'
CPAV: Inferior virus detection pack detect del y/n?
CPU time flies when you're having fun.
CPU to VIDEO: "I'm just waiting for the bus."
CPU: Makes brain farts visble.
CRC: Cash Real Critical.
CURSOR: What you become when your system crashes.
CYA: means you either say goodbye or kiss it goodbye.
Cache me if you can.
Cahn's Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions.
Calf brains: food for thought?
California Raisins murdered--Cereal killer suspected.
California is a fine place to live, if you are an orange.
California makes the best wine, New York the best whine.
California raisins murdered! Cereal killer suspected.
Call out the vice squad. Someone's mounting a disk drive
Call the AEC! My teen's room is RADIOactive!
Call this number for illiteray help: 555-READ.
Call waiting, great if you have two friends.
Camels have wet dreams too.
Can Barbara Stanwyck less candles?
Can Betty Field invitations gracefully?
Can Blair Brown fried chicken without burning it?
Can Diana Rigg a fishing line?
Can Harrison Ford the river?
Can I blame all of my spelling on line noise?
Can I call you 'Ms. Dos'?
Can I go back to bed now?
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?
Can Lori Singer dance?
Can Madeline Kahn her way into a major motion picture?
Can Molly Ringwald in pond?
Can Pamela Reed and write?
Can Pamela Seagall and other emotions?
Can Patty Duke it out with studio heads?
Can Rachel Ward off amorous advances?
Can Sally Field pop flies?
Can a blue man sing the whites?
Can bankers count? Eight windows and only four tellers?
Can we hurry this up? I'm playing a game now.
Can we play a game now?
Can you imagine that?
Can you open your mind without it falling out?
Can you prove it didn't happen?
Can you see it Joker? It's written all over my face.
Can you teach an old hooker new tricks?
Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?
Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today.
Can't see for looking.
Can't see it? It's there. I'm using stealth technology.
Can't see the wood for the trees.
Candy is dandy, but lick her is quicker.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Capitalistic man exploits man; Socialism reverses this.
Captain, I protest! I am NOT a merry man!
Captain, please! Not in front of the Klingons.
Careful planning is the key to safe and swift travel.
Carelessness does more harm than a want of knowledge.
Carpe Diem -- Make your life extraordinary!
Carpenters are just plane folks.
Cash, a poor person's credit card.
Cashiers, not nurses, should wear masks in hospitals.
Casual Sex: When a body meets a body o're a pint of rye...
Cat: a nice animal, frequently mistaken for a meatloaf.
Catastrophe: an award for the cat with the nicest buns.
Catastrophes to others are everyday events to you.
Cats are like furry dilettanti, or the reverse?
Cats don't adopt people. They adopt refrigerators.
Cats teach that not everything in nature has a function.
Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
Cats: They're not so brave in your microwave.
Cats: proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad.
Caught cheating with shoes off; reading footnotes.
Caught smokin' in the boy's room.
Caution! - Bug squashing in progress.
Caution: Breathing may be hazardous to your health.
Cautious silence is where prudence takes refuge.
Celebrate Hannibal Day. Take an elephant to lunch.
Celebrate the first day you open the windows.
Celery farmers play the stalk market.
Celery raw develops a jaw. But stewed, is quietly chewed.
Celibacy is NOT hereditary.
Celibacy isn't hereditary. Your children force it on you.
Celibacy: most unnatural of perversions.
Cemetery: (n); A marble orchard you can take for granite.
Cereal Killer Strikes Again! Cap'n Crunch found dead...
Cesarean Section: A historic district in Rome.
Chain tagline! Copy or bad luck will follow!
Challenge is the fuel that drives the winner.
Chance makes our parents, but choice makes our friends.
Change is inevitable ... except from vending machines.
Character is much easier kept than recovered.
Character is the sum total of all our everyday choices.
Charity begins at home, and mostly ends where it begins.
Chaste makes waste.
Chastity Belt is here. Do you have the right key?
Chastity is its own punishment.
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Check the dilithium crystals, we've got a cross-echo.
Check your seatbelt. I wanna try something...
Chemistry professors never die, they just fail to react.
Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
Cherishing children is the mark of a civilized society.
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
Chicken Little was right.
Chicken heads are the chief food of captive alligators.
Chicken on the go: poultry in motion.
Child conceived in automatic becomes shiftless bastard.
Childish Game: One at which your spouse beats you.
Children and grandparents are natural allies.
Children are curly, dimpled lunatics.
Children deserve to be wanted, and feel free and safe.
Children have more need of models than of critics.
Children, when ignored, eventually go away.
Children: the most common sexually transmitted disease.
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire.
Chocolate coat them words. You'll be eating them later.
Choose heaven for climate, hell for society.
Choose your friends, allow your enemies to choose you.
Choose your mentors wisely.
Choosy modemers choose GIF
Choosy perverts choose GIF.
Chopped Cabbage; not just a good idea, it's the slaw!
Christ died for our sins, so let's not disappoint him.
Chronic Sinus Problems: Paying through the nose.
Chuckle?
Cigarettes: Money to burn.
Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
Circular logic will only get you dizzy.
Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night.
Citing you for poor taste. The Tagline Police
Civilization is a movement, it is a voyage not a harbor.
Civilized people need love for full sexual satisfaction.
Claiming mental bankruptcy is always an easy option.
Clark Kent is a transvestite.
Classified ad: Hot tub, seats eight, rearly used.
Classified tagline==Please enter password._
Clean mind, clean body: Take your pick.
Cleanliness is next to clean-limbed, in the dictionary.
Cleanliness is next to impossible.
Clever father, clever daughter; clever mother, clever son
Click ... click ... click ... damn, out of taglines!
Click...click...click...damn, out of new taglines.
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
Climbing my family tree was fun, until the nuts appeared.
Clinton may not have inhaled but Brown has never exhaled.
Clones are people two.
Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
Close your eyes and press escape three times.
Closed eyes are not always sleeping.
Closing bid, ask, and total sales of stocks not traded.
Cobol programmers are down in the dumps.
Cocaine: God's way of telling you you make too much money.
Code error...attempt to traverse chasm in two leaps.
Coed dorms promote campus unrest.
Coffee Loaded -- Operator Resumes
Cogito, Ergo, Hormel - I think, therefore I Spam.
Cogito, Ergo, Spud: I think therefore I yam.
Cogito, Ergo, Tutti Frutti
Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Colic: a sheepdog that is part collie.
Collect all taglines series! TAGLINE NUMBER 8/10
Collector: Person few care to see but ask to call again.
College: Guarantee the quality of the product or return.
Columbus HAD a fourth ship -- it sailed over the edge.
Columbus Typing Method: Discover it and land on it.
Column one of racing forms: Where you put your asterisk.
Come back to Oakland, we missed you the first time.
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without puking.
Coming Soon!! Mouse Support for Edlin!
Coming Soon: Netware for Nintendo
Coming events cast their shadows before.
Coming to a TV soon, 'Days of Our Modems'
Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Committee: A life-form with several mouths but no brain.
Common politics: Holding an office of trust for profit.
Common sense isn't.
Commoner's Law of Ecology: Nothing ever goes away.
Communication.. without it, everyone's a mushroom.
Communism is like one big phone company.
Communism will work when love, not greed, inspires it.
Communists do it without class.
Company coming? House a mess? Display old Get Well cards.
Compaq: If they can't spell can their systems be good?
Complaints provoke insolence and more complaints.
Complex problems have easy to understand wrong answers.
Complexity isn't the answer - it's the problem.
Compliment three people each day.
Compuphobia: Fear of being without electronic games.
Computations which yield 0 are probably all for naught.
Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.
Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
Computer Virus - a way to reach out and touch someone.
Computer: a device designed to drive human beings insane.
Computers also eliminate spare time.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Computers are unreliable, but humans are more unreliable.
Computers aren't intelligent. They only think they are.
Computers byte and run.
Computers can never replace human stupidity.
Computers don't make mistakes, but foolish people do.
Computing is one of the terminal diseases.
Condense soup, not books!
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
Confidence is the feeling you had before you knew better.
Confirmation of the past is often the greatest surprise.
Confucious say too damn much!
Confucius say: Man with hand in pocket is having a ball.
Confucius say: Show-off always shown up in showdown.
Congenital: Adjective synonymous to "friendly."
Congress finds more profit in supporting tobacco than you
Congress is the FBI - Federal Bureaurcracy of Inaction.
Conrad's Conundrum: Technologie don't transfer.
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.
Conscience: the inner voice warning somebody is looking.
Conserve water. Ban salted peanuts.
Consider ignorance as the cause rather than arrogance.
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Constants aren't; variables don't.
Constipated Elderly Couple: "Ibm if ubm."
Constipated engineers work it out with a slide rule.
Consult with a real expert - Call your mother.
Contains no user-serviceable parts.
Contents may settle during shipping.
Contraceptives: to be used on all conceivable occasions.
Control Data: don't let it control you.
Conviction: What few criminals get nowadays.
Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
Copper wire: created by two lawyers arguing over a penny.
Corporations Lie to Their Employees.
Corporations Lie.
Corporations Lie. Period.
Corporations don't care about people as much as money.
Correct me if I'm wrong ... everybody else does.
Corrugated iron is really groovy.
Corruption. The most infallible symptom of liberty.
Couldn't be more appropriate.
Couldn't have sid it better myself.
Couples without children know how you should raise yours.
Courage is fear that has said its prayers.
Courage is your greatest present need.
Courage: fear extinguisher.
Cover line on SELF magazine: Be An Optimist In Two Weeks
Cow's breath attracts mosquitoes and tsetse flies!
Coward: One who in thinks with his legs.
Cowards can never be moral.
Crashed? I wasn't even driving.
Crazy=elevator#:DO:elevator#+1:UNTIL almost# = top#-1:LOOP
Creativity demands curiosity in the search for knowledge.
Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
Crime does not pay...as well as politics.
Crime wouldn't pay, if the government ran it.
Criminal: The poor guy who gets caught.
Crippleware? Market It Yourself!
Cross Lassie with cantaloupe and get a meloncollie baby.
Cross ball points with coat hangers so they multiply.
Cross-country skiing is great in small countries.
Cry "havoc!" and let slip the dogs of email.
Curiosity killed the cat. What the heck they got 9 lives.
Curly; " Oooh, short wave?" Moe: "No, permanent."
Curmudgeons are cantankerous and churlish.
Custom is the law of fools.
Cute rots the intellect.
Cyberspace forever and ever and ever.
Cynic: Through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.
Cynicism is intellectual dandyism.
D'Artagnan - The Chivalrous Musketeer!
D.A.M.N.: Naked Men Against Dyslexia
D.A.M.N.: Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia
DANGER! DANGER! Computer store ahead...hide wallet.
DANGER. Human at keyboard.
DECON Rat Poison will get rid of that mouse...
DEFINE: De ting you get for breaking de law.
DEL *.* Does WHAT?
DEL *.*: 100% file compression.
DESQview: Windex.
DO I need a modem for each phone line?
DO IT! It's easier to to get forgiveness than permission.
DO NOT CUT ALONG THE LINE
DO:choice$=INPUT$:LOOP UNTIL INSTR("Maybe",choice$)>0
DOC's??? Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with?
DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT A 'cAPS lOCK' KEY IS?
DON'T PANIC! Resistance is USELESS!
DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.0
DOS means never having to live hand-to-mouse.
DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"...
DOS=HIGH... Yeah, I just KNEW it must be on something!!!
DTP: Never have so many spent so much to do so little.
Dachshund: Half a dog high by a dog and a half long.
Daddy, What does this {BEEP!} red button do?
Daddy, what does 'Formatting C:' mean?
Daddy, what does 'read error in FAT' mean?"
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true.
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer.
Damn the baud rate, full speed ahead.
Damn the documentation! Full speed ahead!
Damn touchscreen, has anyone see my braille tagline?
Damn your "Once more for old times sake."
Dan Quayle asks: "Are Cheerios are bagel or donut seeds?"
Dan Quayle has all the charisma of a speed bump.
Dan Quayle: the EDLIN of Vice-Presidents.
Dancing with a grass widow brings on hay fever.
Dancing: A vertical manifestation of a horizontal desire.
Dangerous exercise: jumping to conclusions.
Dangerous words when skiing: "Follow me!"
Dare to dream - no one can take that away from you.
Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.
Data, data everywhere, and not a byte to eat.
Dating: Social Anxiety.
David Duke: A crazy quilt is more apropos than a sheet.
David Duke: He climbs into bed and he's in uniform.
David Duke: Same old sheet.
David Duke: Sheet for brains.
Dawn: The time when men of reason go to bed.
Dawn: the time when men of reason go to bed.
Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed.
Day-by-day a day goes by.
De los sos ojos tan fuertemientre lorando.
Dead blonde in a closet? Winner of 1987 Hide & Seek Award
Dear Santa, I want a copy of your list of naughty girls.
Dear Santa. Been Good. Want *FAST* Modem!
Death is certain, life isn't.
Death is nature's way of recycling human beings.
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Death: Failure to fulfill one's wellness potential.
Death: Input past end of file error.
Defeat even explained well stinks.
Defeat is worse than death since you have to live with it
Del dicho al hecho hay gran trecho.
Demand a 9600 BAUD psychomodem and a telepathic protocol.
Democracy can withstand anything but militant democrats.
Democracy, the worst government except for all the others
Democracy: act of running a circus from the monkey cage.
Democratic rule: "Confusion creates jobs."
Democrats: We've got what it takes to take what you got.
Depart in pieces.... i.e., Split.
Dermatologists give rash judgments.
Desecrate, decimate, rah. rah. rah.
Design flaws travel in groups.
Desk: A very large wastebasket with drawers.
Destiny is not a matter of chance but a matter of choice.
Destroy the Borg? Let's give them Windows.
Detour: The roughest distance between two points.
Detroit is Cleveland without the glitter.
Devote attention to good exit, not favorable entrance.
Devoted to the study of cat bathing as a martial art.
Dew is the tears which the stars weep.
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Did Aladdin really find a GEnie in a lamp?
Did Alexandra Hay the horses this morning?
Did Alice Carter things upstairs?
Did Debra Winger way to Hollywood?
Did Donna Reed cue cards on her old show?
Did Eleanor Parker own cars?
Did Elizabeth Taylor her own clothes?
Did Helen Shaver head for her last role?
Did Humpty Dumpty have major medical insurance?
Did Jennifer Connelly Marvin?
Did Lee Grant acting lessons for her daughter?
Did Martin Balsam gal?
Did Meryl Streep in the last scene?
Did Mount St. Helens make Seattle Wash.?
Did Patricia Neal before the Pope?
Did Penny Marshall a good crew for her last film?
Did Phyllis Diller pickles properly?
Did Priscilla Presley Majors for an answer?
Did Raquel Welch on her studio contracts?
Did Rosalind Cash in on her looks?
Did Rosemary DeCamp when the war was over?
Did Sandy Duncan and cover in the 1950s?
Did Sharon Stone Michael on sex?
Did Shelley Hack her way to stardom?
Did Shelley Long to be an actress?
Did Sigourney Weaver way into the Ghostbuster role?
Did Suzy Kendall a flame in her recent romance?
Did my ancestors inbreed? My genes seem tight.
Did they expect us to treat them with any respect?
Did you CD-Rom suck money from my wallet?
Did you ever stop to think, and then forget to restart?
Did you finish your homework yet?
Did you hear Sally Kellerman with an ax?
Did you hear about the new deli that opened in India??
Did you know that clones never use mirrors?
Did you know that no-one ever reads these things?
Did you make Amy Madigan?
Did you really expect mere proof to sway my opinion?
Did you say that MNP means Modem Needs Pizza?
Did you see Lilli Palmer cards in poker?
Did you write home today?
Didja ever stop to think.. and forget to start again?
Die smiling, life is too important to take seriously.
Difference between Windows and a Virus? A Virus works.
Difference between doing it and not is doing it!
Difficult? I wish it had been impossible!
Dig the well before you're thirsty.
Digital circuits are made from analog parts.
Dijon vu: the feeling you've tasted this mustard before.
Dilate: What happens when you live too long.
Dinosaurs: Mainframes replaced by Minis and Micros.
Diode: What happens to people who don't die young.
Diplomacy gets your out of what tact would have prevented
Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone have your way.
Diplomacy: The patriotic lying for one's country.
Diplomacy: the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior.
Disaster often rests closely to success.
Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Discoveries are made by not following instructions.
Discoveries are often made by not following instructions.
Disease is the retribution of an outraged nature.
Disks travel in packs.
Divers LOVE To Go Down!
Divorce: When a lovers' spat becomes permanent.
Dizzy = round and round and round where she stops???
Do I even WANT ancestors? Some I wish I could lose.
Do I have a lifestyle yet?
Do I have to pee whenever I see a sign: WET FLOOR?
Do I need a Genealogical Search Warrant to see records?
Do MILs drink goat milk? They're always butting in.
Do Quarter Horses have only a single leg?
Do artificial plants need artificial water?
Do as I say, not as I do.
Do blondes prefer gentlemen?
Do cellular phones cause reckless dialing?
Do dyslexic geese fly North for the winter?
Do dyslexics wonder if there really is a doG?
Do files get embarrassed being unZIPped?
Do fish wonder where all the toes go after Labor Day?
Do health nuts die of nothing?
Do ministers do more than lay people?
Do not adjust your mind. The fault lies with reality.
Do not adjust your set. We are in control.
Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps .
Do not curse the darkness, check your warranty.
Do not cut along this line ------------------------------
Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.
Do not open this tagline. No user serviceable parts.
Do not remove this tag under penalty of death.
Do not remove this tagline under penalty of law.
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
Do not wait for an echo when you drop a rose petal.
Do our stars twinkle in angst?
Do people who believe in mental telepathy invest in AT&T?
Do radio atheists say "Send in your money & be saved?"
Do something unusual today. Pay a bill.
Do students of Zen Buddhism do Om-work?
Do unions picket God for working a six day week?
Do unto others before they undo you.
Do unto others, then split.
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do well and you will have no need for ancestors.
Do well, hear of it never. Do ill, hear of it forever.
Do what comes naturally now. Throw a tantrum.
Do what needs doing when it needs to be done.
Do what you will with this tagline, just don't bother m
Do witches run spell checkers?
Do you know where *your* towel is?
Do you know where your ancestors were and what they did?
Do you like me for my brain, or my BAUD?
Do you sleep in the nude? No, I sleep in the bed.
Do you smoke after sex? I dunno, I never looked.
Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more.
Do, but also seem.
Docs? Last time I went, I got nasty tasting medicine.
Docs? Why would I look at the Doc? Nurses are better!:)
Docs? Why would I want to look at Docs? Nurses are better
Doctor's advice: No fats, no booze, no sex. NOT!
Doctrine is the skin of truth set up and stuffed.
Documentation: The last resort.
Documentation: The worst part of programming.
Does Barbara Bach at nude scenes?
Does Barbara Barrie bones in the backyard?
Does Claire Bloom on screen?
Does Colleen Camp on her agent's doorstep?
Does Cybill Shepherd sheep between films?
Does Diane Baker own bread?
Does Dolly Parton the left or right?
Does Jane Seymour mini-series scripts?
Does Kaki Hunter own food?
Does Kathryn Walker own dogs?
Does LIFO-suction work on a FAT table?
Does Linda Hunt things as small as she is?
Does Linda Purl sweaters between takes?
Does Samantha Eggar fans on and on?
Does The Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Does Winona Ryder bicycle to the studio?
Does a patriot order American in a Chinese restaurant?
Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?
Does anyone besides me remember Burma Shave signs?
Does anyone really read these stupid taglines?
Does history record any case where a majority was right?
Does it really matter which cola I drink?
Does it take an entomologist to recognize a computer bug?
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Dog Catcher: Wealthy drunk at a singles bar.
Dogmatism: Puppyism come to its full growth.
Dogs are always loyal. They've never learned better.
Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.
Dogs crawl under fences; software crawls under Windows.
Dollars cannot buy yesterday.
Domestic happiness and faithful friends.
Don't Panic. Just push the Reset button.
Don't argue with he who buys ink by the gallon.
Don't be a snob. Never lie when truth is more profitable.
Don't be afraid to say "I don't know."
Don't be afraid to say "I'm sorry."
Don't be corrupt & steal. The gov'mnt hates competition
Don't be fazed by new fashions in anything.
Don't be made of glass.
Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted.
Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
Don't be tiresome.
Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.
Don't blame Congress. With $600 Billion frugality leaves.
Don't bother me!
Don't devour in a day what's hard to digest in a lifetime
Don't drink and drive.
Don't drink and park; accidents cause people.
Don't drink. You might shoot at tax collectors and miss.
Don't expect life to be fair.
Don't feed the bats tonight.
Don't fight ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
Don't find faults, discovery remedies.
Don't follow this message too closely!
Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
Don't force it--get a bigger hammer.
Don't forget to close your eyes when reading a scary book
Don't get even, win!
Don't get mad, get even.
Don't give up the ship. Give up the captain.
Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.
Don't gossip.
Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon.
Don't hit a man with glasses - Use a bat instead.
Don't hit me!! I'm in the Twilight Zone!!!
Don't judge a book by its mini-series.
Don't just do something, sit there!
Don't keep doing things that can't work.
Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.
Don't knock President Fillmore he kept us out of VietNam.
Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love!
Don't learn "tricks of the trade", learn the trade.
Don't let Deja vu happen again!
Don't like the weather? Wait 15 minutes, it'll change.
Don't live in a hurry.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.
Don't need a new religion, haven't used up the old one.
Don't panic.
Don't pick up that phonÜ9ô£ NO CARRIER
Don't play "stupid" with me... I'm better at it.
Don't play stupid with me....I'm better at that also.
Don't practice unsafe Hex.
Don't put more effort into things than they require.
Don't question authority; it doesn't know either.
Don't regulate banks. Help BCCI and Charlie Keating.
Don't reply to inappropriate messages left by SysOp.
Don't reply to inappropriate messages, let SysOp do it.
Don't sell yourself short, your wisdom is worth 2 cents.
Don't shoot! I'm only the Casio player.
Don't show off every day or you stop surprising people.
Don't spread yourself too thin.
Don't steal money, steal taglines.
Don't steal.....Politicians hate competition.
Don't store garlic near other victuals.
Don't sweat it - it's only ones and zeros.
Don't sweat the little stuff.
Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.
Don't talk about yourself.
Don't think too far beyond your next meal.
Don't trust doctors, they once said you were sane.
Don't try to have the last word. You might get it.
Don't underestimate the power of inflation.
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Don't use a long word if a diminutive one will do.
Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it.
Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo.
Don't worry. We're on a mission from God.
Don't you feel that your salami is on the chopping block?
Don't you hate it when life doesn't follow the manuals?
Don't you have some work to do?
Don't you know where *your* towel is?
Donate two pints of blood every year.
Doodad: Something you do for Dad.
Dos: Venerable. Windows: Vulnerable. OS/2: Viable.
Doubt is the root of education, not faith.
Douche: Flushing a di*k cache.
Down with TLA's! (three letter acronyms)
Down with categeorical imperatives!
Down with categorical imperatives.
Draft beer, not people.
Drama in her opinion is knowing how to fill a sweater.
Drat! Just slipped off my soapbox!
Draw your salary before spending it.
Drawing on my fine command of English, I said nothing.
Dream of a pure planet.
Dreams and dedication are a powerful combination.
Dreams are composed from our successes and calamities.
Drilling for oil is boring.
Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why.
Drive carefully, why die in perfect health?
Drive defensively, buy yourself a tank.
Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
Drop carrier Immediately - but try not to break it.
Drop your carrier...we have you surrounded!
Dry Ice: A Carbon Dioxymoron.
Duck that lost his job: a fired quacker.
Due to inflation, all clouds will now be lined with zinc.
Duh!
Dulce bellum inexpertis.
Dumb v2.0: Upgrade from stupid.
Dying can be done as easily lying down.
Dynamic linking error: Your mistake is now everywhere.
Dysfunctional computing: Apple/IBM networks.
E = mc² ± 2 dB.
EDLIN: proof that programmers have a sense of humor.
EKE! A cereal mouse!
EMS: Enhanced Money Scam
EOF ENCOUNTERED.
ERROR 407: Program too idiotic.
ERROR 9:Disk Full Error/Formatting Drive C: to make space
ERROR: 2nd FAT missing. (How can I get rid of the 1st?)
ERROR: AUDIT.COM ... Abort, Retry, Kiss ASCII goodbye?
ERROR: COLDBEER.CAN not found! USER.SYS not loaded.
ERROR: TIT.COM tat.dat not found. Data exchange aborted.
EXPERT - Some unknown drip under pressure.
EXPERT: called in at the last minute to share the blame.
Each and everyone of you is entitled to my opinion.
Each of us contains an element of insanity.
Each young doctor means a new graveyard.
Eagles fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines!
Early to rise and ditto to bed, makes you socially dead.
Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.
Earth was interesting, and worth the money I paid for it.
Earth was not earth before her sons appeared.
Earth: A solid substance, much desired by the seasick.
Easier to denature plutonium than the evil spirit of man.
Easily amused, and laughing about it.
East credit terms available. - Satan.
Easy as 3.141592653589...
Easy as pie, no fuss, no muss, no crust.
Eat healthy, exercise daily, and die young anyway.
Eat when hungry, drink when thirsty, hack whenever.
Eat yogurt and get cultured.
Echo: Only thing that cheats some out of the last word.
Ecology: Technology's nemesis.
Ecology: taking inventory of vanishing resources.
Economy makes men independent.
Edam is not a Dutch Cheese, it's "made" backwards.
Editing is a rewording activity.
Edlin: Transferred to Home for Aging Utilities.
Education which is not modern, faces the organic fate.
Education, not experience, comes from reading fine print.
Educational Tagline: A is for Application; B is for Byte;
Eeny Meeny, Jelly Beanie, spirits are about to speak.
Efficiency takes time. Frugality: who can afford it?
Eggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Elect to Congress.
Electricians do it 'till it Hz.
Electronic publishing: What's my lino?
Electrons: What goes around comes around.
Elevators travel in groups. Only one of them knows why.
Eliminate government waste no matter how much it costs.
Elvis hasn't left the building, he's just in the john.
Elvis isn't dead. Tired of Earth, he went back to Mars!
Emergency repair procedure #1: Kick it.
Empty vessels make the most sound.
En boca cerrada no entran moscas.
Endangered Species: Teachers
Endocannibalism: The result of a really hungry cannibal.
Energy * Where people discuss it before it runs out!
Energy derives from both the + and negative
Engineers do it by calculation and design.
Engraving is, in brief terms, the art of scratch.
Enough research will tend to support your theory.
Enrole now at Dan Quayle's Skool of Spellen!
Enter any 12-digit prime number to continue.
Entropy has us outnumbered.
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
Entropy requires no maintenance.
Envy is thin because it bites, but never eats.
Epigrams are macros, since they are executed at read time.
Epistle: What apostle's are always firing off.
Epitaph on a gravestone: Cheerio, see you soon.
Equal bytes for women.
Equal opportunity annoyer...
Equality of the sexes leaves women standing on buses.
Error finding COLD BEER. Sysop not loaded.
Error loading GOD.SYS (A)bort or (U)nzip BIGBANG.ZIP
Error reading FAT Table. Try Skinny one? (Y/N).
Error: ALLWORK.EXE -- Jack is dull boy.
Error: DRIP.COM -- unable to locate NERD.OVL
Error: General Protection Fault. Condom not installed.
Error: MONEY.COM negative integer overflow Divide by zero
Error: No Keyboard: Press F1 to Continue.
Error: RAM address without valid Zip Code.
Error: Run XLAX.COM to correct impacted data.
Error: SALARY.COM -- system interrupted. Get a job.
Error:015 - Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.
Errors show up in the duplicate while the Boss reads it.
Eternal nothingness is O.K. if you're dressed for it.
Eternity may well be composed of a very deep silence.
Ethics is not necessarily the handmaiden of theology.
Etorre's Observation: The other line moves faster.
Evangelists do more than lay people, sometimes.
Eve had an Apple, Adam had a Wang...
Eve was the first woman to date a snake.
Even a cactus needs a little water now and then.
Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.
Even a lot of help at the wrong time adds up to nothing.
Even a noseless dog can stink.
Even a philosopher gets upset with a toothache.
Even hairless heiresses are always beautiful.
Even if you're paranoid maybe they're really after you.
Even moderation should be practiced in moderation
Even sliced VERY thin, baloney is never corned beef.
Even the Tsar can't see his face without a reflector.
Even the blind can see money.
Even the boldest zebra fears a hungry lion.
Even the happiest of amoebae lack sexual organs.
Even the lion has to protect himself against flies.
Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.
Even though they call it pasta now, it's still spaghetti.
Even weeds have needs.
Even when you're running the world, you can't get off.
Events of importance often result from trivial causes.
Ever caught yourself reading taglines and skipping msgs?
Ever lob a live grenade into a basket full of kittens?
Ever since I gave up hope, I feel much better.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Ever wonder why Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo?
Every Titanic has its iceberg.
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
Every anarchist is a baffled dictator.
Every bicycle needs a fish.
Every child should be given the desire to learn.
Every crowd has a silver lining.
Every day is starting to look like Monday ...
Every email needs a shemail.
Every exit is an entry somewhere else -- Tom Stoppard
Every government is run by liars.
Every hard-boiled egg is yellow inside.
Every huge program has a small program trying to get out.
Every human comes equipped with a brain at no extra cost.
Every idiot believes that they are Cassandra.
Every law is an infraction of liberty.
Every noble work is at first impossible.
Every person constructs their own bed of nails.
Every person gets to heaven in their own way.
Every person is the architect of their own fortune.
Every person you meet knows something you don't. Learn.
Every politician has a price, some hold bargain sales.
Every purchase has its price.
Every solution breeds new problems.
Every sound ends in silence, but silence never dies.
Every time I have answers, someone changes questions.
Every time I lose weight, it finds me again!
Every time I think I know where it's at, they move it.
Every valuable idea offends someone.
Every why hath a wherefore.
Every woman should marry -- and no man.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Everybody lies about sex.
Everybody likes a joker, but nobody loans him money.
Everybody must believe - I believe I'll have another beer
Everybody should believe: I believe I'll have a drink.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Everybody's a programmer, but who's WRITTEN anything?
Everyone as they loveth, some people kiss cows.
Everyone complains of his memory, no one of his judgment.
Everyone complains of memory, no one of judgment.
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
Everyone is a genius at least once a year.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion without charge.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Everyone is gifted. but some open the package sooner.
Everyone lives by selling something.
Everyone meets their Waterloo at last.
Everyone should know where his towel is.
Everything bows to success, even grammar.
Everything changes except change itself.
Everything costs more and takes longer.
Everything free is usually worth exactly what it cost.
Everything goes wrong all at once.
Everything in time is birth to some and death to others.
Everything is possible, but nothing of interest is easy.
Everything is what I want, breathing is what I get.
Everything put together falls apart sooner or later.
Everything should be made as simple as necessary.
Everything starts in somebody's head as a daydream.
Everything that could go wrong already has or is about to
Everything that is not mandatory is forbidden.
Everything we put together falls apart sooner or later.
Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.
Evil has been dealt a serious blow, but will return.
Evil is a hill. We stand on ours, speak about others.
Excellence is to do a common thing in an uncommon way.
Excellent day for drinking heavily. Spike water cooler.
Excellent day to have a rotten day.
Excellent time to become a missing person.
Excess is never enough.
Excuse me for butting in. But, I'm interrupt-driven.
Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower.
Excuse me, can you spare a tagline?
Excuse me, your tagline's showing.
Execute program code from Write Only Memory.
Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.
Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you.
Expenditures tend to rise to surpass all income.
Expensive imported beer is good for the sole.
Expensive silk ties attract spaghetti sauce.
Experience varies directly with the equipment ruined.
Experience. You don't get it until after you need it.
Experience: what you get when you don't get what you want
Expert: Ignorant about much to know all about one.
Extremes meet -- Louis-Sebastien Mercier
F r o m the s l o w s p e a k e r s o f A m e r i c
F*CK your friends. Enemies won't let you get that close.
F*cking: It's not just fun, it's Nature's Law.
F.A.R.T.S.: Fast Acting Relief of Tummy Stress
FACT: fourteen out of ten people like chocolate.
FLY.COM crashed. (A)bort, (R)etry, (B)ailout
FLY.COM down. (A)bort, (R)etry, (Z)ipup?
FREQ: RESUME for a top notch C/ASM programmer!
Facing the facts makes it hard to get up in the morning.
Fact of life #15: Heads bleed, walls don't.
Fact: fourteen out of every ten people like chocolate.
Facts -- attempts to explain magic through logic.
Facts -- don't confuse me with 'em!
Facts are stubborn little bastards, be careful with them.
Facts are stubborn things.
Facts that do not conform to theory must be disposed of.
Facts, though interesting, are in my opinion irrelevant.
Facts, though interesting, are usually quite irrelevant.
Faint hearts never win in love nor sell life insurance.
Faith goes out through the window when beauty comes in.
Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
Faith will not die while seed catalogs are printed.
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
Fall, when trees change from Beatles to Yul Brynners.
Fame is proof that people are gullible.
Fame: Chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment.
Familiarity breeds attempt.
Familiarity breeds contempt, don't forget children also.
Family vacation: 5 bags; 4 kids; 7 thought-you-packed-its
Famous Quotes: "Cowabunga, dude!" - B. Simpson
Famous Quotes: "Did I do that?" - S. Urkel
Famous Quotes: "I don't think so, Tim." - A. Borland
Famous Quotes: "It's always something." R. Danna
Famous Quotes: "Let's get dangerous." D. Duck.
Famous Quotes: "Missed it by that much!" - M. Smart
Famous Quotes: "Well, excuuuse me!" - S. Martin
Famous Quotes: "Would you believe...?" - M. Smart
Famous last words: "Ohh, shiiiiii...."
Fanaticism: Redoubling effort when your aim is forgotten.
Fanny Hill was an 18th century call girl without a phone.
Fantasy isn't our crutch -- it's arcane.
Far duller than a serpent's tooth to spend a quiet youth.
Farfignewton: German for "ergonomic cookie."
Farfrompoopin...German word for constipation.
Fascinating, Jim. (Spock is that you?)
Fat Person: Larger than average citizen.
Fat heads, lean brains.
Fault lies with systems not the technologies involved.
Favors are less expensive, and friendships abound.
Fax me no questions, I'll Fax you no lies.
Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt.
Fear not, for I have given you authority.
Feather by feather the goose is plucked.
Feathers are so expensive now that DOWN is up.
Features should be discovered, not documented.
Federal authorities are investigating tagline theft.
Feel good? Don't worry; you'll get over it!
Feel good? Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!
Feel good? Quick, mark this date in history!
Fer pete's sake, don't try this tagline at home!
Fer sail cheep, Windows spel chekker, wurks grate.
Fett's Law: Never replicate a successful experiment.
Feudalism: It's your Count that votes.
Few of us can stand prosperity -- someone else's.
Few people know how to be old.
Few things are as painful to us as the truth.
Few things are painful as the truth realized too late.
Few things upset my wife. Glad I'm one of them.
Fibonacci Numbers: The mathematical explanation of life.
Fiction: It can't hold a scandal to biography.
Fiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails.
Figures don't lie, but liars can figure.
File Allocation Table Corrupt. Who CAN you trust?
File Attached. Pay Alimony/Child Support.
File corrupt. Call Eliot Ness?
File not found A)bort R)etry I)nfluence with large hammer
File not found. Backup not found. You want a drink?
File not found. Delete *.* and change directory? (Y/N)_
File not found. Never happens with the IRS.
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
File not found. You want I should make something up?
Files needed: HARD.COM, WELL.EXE, MOTION.OVL
Fine day for a good workout. Steal something heavy.
Fine day to throw a party. Throw him as far as you can.
Fingers not found - Pound head on keyboard to continue.
Fire, Ready, Aim!
Firmness in politics is called obstinacy in a donkey.
First documented case of carpool tunnel syndrome...
First the memory goes then...I forgot the rest!
First, draw the curve; then, plot the data.
Fish & let fish.
Fishing is a delusion surrounded by liars in old clothes.
Fishing rod: a hook at one end, a fool at the other.
Fitness Club Closes, Going Belly Up.
Flamers have uncontrollable vowel movements.
Flattery is counterfeit money, circulated by vanity.
Flattery really works: As you snow, so shall you reap.
Flattery: Cologne water, to smell but not swallow.
Flight School: Higher education.
Floppy not responding, Format HARD DRIVE instead? Y/N.
Florist: A petal pusher.
Flunked 52 card pickup.
Fluoridate martinis: holes in your liver not your teeth.
Fold, spindle and mutilate, see if I give a damn.
Folks who have no vices have few virtues.
Follow through on your victories.
Follow your heart and let your head take care of itself.
Foolish fears drive away good fortune.
Fools rush in where fools have been before.
For Sale: new Encyclopedia, never used! Kids know it all.
For a bug-free environment do NOT run this program.
For a good time, type FORMAT C:
For a real smoking pleasure, smoke Spotted Owl Cigars
For any action there is an equal and opposite criticizer.
For carnival we put masks over our masks.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism
For every battle honor, 1000 heroes die unknown
For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision.
For many, the declension of life is: I go, you go, ego.
For once I'm at a loss for words. Mark down the date!
For sale cheap: Write-only memory chips.
For sale: Hourglass for timing Windows.
For some, reality is an illusion.
For some: know God & know peace/others: no God & no peace
For something you really want, the price is always high.
For the Snark *was* a Boojum, you see.
For those who like peace & quiet: a phoneless cord.
Forest Lawn is nice to visit, but nobody lives there.
Forests lovely, dark & deep ... I have promises to keep.
Forget *HIM* it's time to run a *HER* for president.
Forget RTFM - Call the author at home.
Forget Ross Perot...Larry King for president!
Forget whales, save Jupiter for when Earth is used up.
Forget your origin, always know where you're heading.
Forgive your enemies but never forget their faces
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
Forgotten men at the bottom of the economic pyramid.
Fornication like this I shoulda worn a tie!
Fortune truly helps those who are of good judgment.
Foulup--anything done to correct it only makes it worse.
Fountains mingle with the river, rivers with the ocean.
Four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant and Microwavable!
Four out of five herrings that smoke get bagels.
France? I would have loved it -- without the French.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a download. -Rhett Sysop.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a DRAM. - Hextt Butler
Freak: Nature modifying an exisiting program.
Freedom begins when you tell Mrs Grundy to go fly a kite.
Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite
Freedom is a hard-bought thing - A gift no man can give.
Freud is the father of psychoanalysis. It has no mother.
Friction is a drag.
Friend: Anyone who has the same enemies you have.
Friendly fire ain't.
Friends Make Friends read docs.
Friends come and go, but relatives tend to accumulate.
Friends come and go, enemies accumulate!
Friends don't let friends drive Fords.
Friends don't let friends drive drunk.
Friends don't let friends use PRODIGY.
Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your taglines!
Friendship: taxing and arduous form of leisure activity.
Friendships are not always preserved in alcohol.
Friendships shouldn't pass in the night.
Frog: Time's fun when you're havin' flies!
From every mountainside, let freedom ring.
From hi-tech romance novel: "ZSoft touch of her hand..."
From listening comes wisdom, from speaking, repentance.
From now on, I think for myself. Okay? Huh?
From the Desk of the Happy Hacker...
Frosty - 225lbs or 45 gallons on a warm day...
Frugality: who can afford it?
Fugitive from a tagline factory.
Fun is like life insurance. It costs more as you age.
Fun with Greek #4: Fee, φ, fo, fum!
Funny how life imitates LSD.
Funny thing.... harder I work, luckier I get.
Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late evening.
G.I. Series: A military baseball game.
GIGO - Garbage in / Garbage out
GIVE: Support the helpless victims of computer error.
Gal with no arms or legs in butter dish? Pat.
Gambling: fast way to throw money away.
Garbage in, Gospel out.
Gee, I should have had another Cold Frosty Bud -Socrates.
Gee, I wonder what this key does.
Gee, Toto, I don't think we're in Windows anymore.
Gee, Ward, weren't you kind of hard on Beaver last night.
Gee... What's that ticking in the corner.
Gen. Custer, can I be excused for this afternoon?
Gene Police: "Hey YOU! Get out of this pool."
Genealogical fishing is done just for the halibut.
Genealogists believe they can always trace an ancestor.
Genealogists do it in the library.
Genealogy = A DNA square-dance in the Thighlight Zone
Genealogy. Tracing descent from someone who didn't.
Genealogy: It's all relative in the end anyway.
Genealogy: Looking for bones in the closet.
Genealogy: tracing us back to the same brother & sister.
General Brain Failure. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)h.
General stupidity error reading drive C.
Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
Genetics: Why you look like your father, or should.
Genius: One who can do anything except earn a living.
Gentlemen: Start your debuggers...
George Orwell was an optimist.
Georgia is on my mind.
German for constipation: Farfrompoopin'.
Get a ROBONAP: Will sleep for you while you're online.
Get a life!
Get a new lease on life, do you have the security deposit
Get me some coffee and then ask me in ten minutes.
Get nowhere: Sit on your butt feeling sorry for yourself.
Get off your ASCII.
Get someone else to break the shrink wrap.
Get your exercise as a pallbearer for exercising friends.
Get your mind out of the gutter and join me in the sewer.
Get your priorities straight.
Getting a second chance is never a certainty.
Getting desperate, aren't we?
Getting tired yet?
Getting what you want begats wanting more.
Gezundteit has a loose beginning.
Gibb's Law: Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.
Gigabyte: Congressional Budget
Gigabytes, more desireable than Mosquitobytes.
Giggle!
Gimme a minute, my shorts are too tight.
Girl who douche with vinegar walk round with sour puss.
Girl who rides bicycle peddles ass all over town.
Girlfriend wants whale because they have 10ft tongues.
Girls no marry basketball players--dribble before shoot.
Give Terry Moore to do.
Give a gift that keeps on giving -- A female kitten.
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
Give a small boy a hammer and everything needs pounding.
Give a speculator an inch and he'll build a condo.
Give a woman an inch and she'll park a car in it.
Give it hell on beta testing, have a hit when released.
Give me librium or give me meth.
Give me patience . RIGHT NOW.
Give me the luxuries, and to hell with the necessities.
Give the gift that keeps on giving; a female kitten.
Give the man a cigar.
Give them all they want, and all they will want is more.
Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
Glory may be fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Gnaw the bone which has fallen to thy lot.
Go Hawaiian: Give your gal a lei.
Go ahead, back up to the RAM disk. I dare you.
Go and catch a falling star...
Go on, stand by your man, I don't want him!
Go soak your head, Puny Human!
Go to a nude beach. Keep abreast of developments.
Go to hell is the only answer a snooper's question rates.
God bless ye merry merchants let us make the Yuletide PAY!
God created man first, a rough draft, then a masterpiece.
God created people. Samuel Colt made them all equal.
God dislikes money -- look who he gives it to.
God gave burdens shoulders also.
God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them.
God heals, but always someone else wants a fee.
God is a comic playing to an audience afraid to laugh.
God is real (unless He has an imaginary non-zero part).
God is real, unless declared integer.
God is subtle but he is not malicious.
God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place.
God left the receiver off the hook; time is running out.
God made everything out of nothing, but it shows through.
God made the first garden, Cain the first city.
God made whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world!
God never imposes a duty without giving time to do it.
God said, Let Newton be! and all was light.
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
Gold's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Golden Rule: she who has the gold makes the rules.
Goldfish don't like Jell-O.
Golfer: A person who hits and lies.
Golfers love to play a round.
Golly, Yogi, I don't think Mr. Ranger's gonna like this.
Gonads: The Thinking Man's Tools
Good advice is an insult that should be forgiven.
Good advice is given when too old to set a bad example.
Good architecture takes on a life of its own.
Good cooking takes time.
Good day for a change of scene. Repaper the bedroom wall.
Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase.
Good day to let down old friends who need help.
Good fortune at times seems to favor the stupid.
Good girls get Heaven; Bad girls, the world.
Good health will be yours for a long time.
Good is not good enough where better is expected.
Good luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success.
Good manners are made up of petty sacrifices.
Good manners are the lubricant of social intercourse.
Good memories are what your heart carries in its pockets.
Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.
Good news: Ten weeks from Friday may be a pretty good day
Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.
Good printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.
Good taste is the flower of good sense.
Good things come to those who wait: Windows User Handbook
Good wine is a good familiar creature if it be well used.
Good, if brief; twice good. Bad, if short, isn't so bad.
Goodwill: ability to say no in a computer store.
Gossip: Admitting you have nothing to say.
Got any new leather goods?
Got kleptomania? Be sure to take something for it.
Gothca!
Gotta hide the phone bill from my wife.
Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer.
Government Cut Backs - A mythconception.
Government Spending - OUCH! That's *my* pocketbook!
Government expands to absorb revenue and then some more.
Government expands to absorb revenue--and then some.
Government is the problem, not the solution.
Government should spend our money like it was their own.
Government: group that does violence to the rest of us.
Government: nothing they say should be believed.
Grab 'em by the short hair, get a sex harrassment suit!
Grade curves encourage mediocrity.
Graffiti has changed deface of the nation.
Grammar! What big teeth you have!
Grand Prize Drawing. To see if you won type (ALT-H)!
Graphics may save 1,000 words, but use 10 megabytes.
Grass is always greener before you smoke it.
Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.
Graveyards are full of the indispensable.
Gravity always wins.
Gravity brings me down.
Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
Gravity isn't MY fault! I voted for Velcro.
Gravity: Not just a good idea, it's the law.
Great men and women are not always idiots.
Great minds may at times think alike, if at all.
Greed is good, greed works.
Greetings from Hell....wish you were here.
Grippe: A suitcase for carrying flu medicines.
Groan!
Gross!
Ground Beef -- A cow with no legs.
Grow you own dope, plant a politician!
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
Guarantee clauses are voided by payment of the invoice.
Gun Control is being able to hit your target.
Guns don't kill people off-line readers do.
Guy with no arms or legs and still rings doorbell? Dick.
Guy with no arms or legs hanging on the wall? Art.
Guy with no arms or legs in front of the door? Matt.
Guy with no arms or legs lying under a car? Jack.
Gypsies, Thieves, Cutthroats, Administrators.
HEBREW - the **MANLY** beer!
HELLO HELlo HEllo Hello hello...echos pretty good, eh?
HELP! Protect America's children, soil, and water today.
HHeellpp!! II''mm ssttuucckk iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx!!
HaHaHa! Yuk, Yuk. Snort. Harumph.
Hail, hail, rock and roll.
Hairy fishnuts, anyone?
Half Moon tonight -- its better than no Moon at all.
Half a loaf is surely much better than no vacation at all
Halftoning is a gray area.
Halt and catch fire.
Hams do it with frequency, till their GIGAHERTZ.
Handcrafted from the finest ASCII
Handle with care: Elderly tagline.
Handshake - How computers get friendly.
Handwritten on a condom machine; "This gum tastes funny."
Hang up your logic over there.
Hangnail: A place to hang your coat and hat upon entering
Happiness can't buy money.
Happiness is a computer with a sense of humor.
Happiness is a positive cash flow.
Happiness is mandatory....Are you happy?
Happiness is no laughing matter.
Happiness is your favorite program moving to Windows
Happiness is: Accidently hitting the reset button!
Happiness, like misery, is usually self-inflicted.
Happiness: A sensation arising from misery of others.
Happiness: Lubbock, TX, in the rearview mirror.
Happiness: Seeing your MIL's picture on a milk carton
Happiness: a combination of good health and a bad memory.
Happy Mails To You.
Happy Trails To You Until We Modem Again.
Happy Trails To You!
Happy Trails to you, until we meet again.
Happy as a hog eating cow manure -- well lick my lips!
Happy couple: A deaf husband and a blind wife.
Happy is the child whose father died rich.
Happy motoring!
Hard Drive - Baseball, Golf and Football, oh, Computers.
Hard Drive: What golfers wish for.
Hard disks never die...they just grind away.
Hard where? Soft where?
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
Hardware Independent: Won't work with ANY hardware.
Hardware: The parts of a computer that can be kicked.
Hardware: This you kick. Software: This you corrupt.
Has Faye Dunaway with her acting career?
Has Robert Redford, the presidential memoirs?
Has anyone seen my sanity?
Hasten slowly -- Suetonius
Hasten to laugh at everything, or later you may weep.
Have Gun - Will Lobby
Have Pam Dawber makeup before the next scene.
Have Tongue Will Babble
Have Tongue Will Grovel
Have a NICE day.
Have a nice day.
Have an affair. It will break up the monogamy.
Have stock? Will broker.
Have the computer beep me, when it is ready.
Have tree, will climb - just as all my ancestors did.
Have we seen this kind of thing before?
Have you any Grey Poupon?
Have you had a significant new idea of your own lately?
Have you hugged your Teleray today?
Have you hugged your computer today?
Have you seen my mind? It wandered again.
Have you stole your Tagline today?
Hawaii is as American as apple poi.
Hawaii shorts: What a wallet has after a vacation there.
He (God) seems to have an inordinate fondness for beetles
He bellows like a cow standing on her tit.
He cannot rule the great who cannot rule the small.
He compresses the most words into the smallest ideas.
He does the work of 3 men...Moe, Larry & Curly
He has all the charm of a dirty Christmas card.
He has too many lice to feel an itch.
He hasn't a single redeeming vice.
He is a deeply superficial person.
He is a self-made man, and worships his creator.
He is a sheep in sheep's clothing.
He is diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
He is not only dull within, but causes dullness without.
He is the most sensible looking man talking nonsense.
He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.
He isn't chicken, but they're naming salads after him.
He knows not his own strength that hath not met adversity
He lifted himself up by his own bootstraps.
He lived a good life, he had a good time. Amen.
He says a thousand pleasant things, but never "Adieu."
He spent his last shilling on a purse.
He that deeply desires honor, is not usually worthy of it
He uses slugs to call Dial-A-Prayer.
He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose.
He walks down Lover's Lane holding his own hand.
He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
He was so crooked you could use him to pull corks with.
He wasn't his mother's favorite, and he was an only child
He who always plows a straight furrow is in a rut.
He who attacks my ideas attacks democracy itself.
He who dies with the most of anything, is still dead.
He who dies with the most taglines wins!
He who dies with the most toys...is still DEAD!
He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
He who fights & runs away will live to fight another day.
He who fishes in other man's well often catch crabs.
He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
He who has no fire in himself cannot warm others.
He who hesitates at the wrong time is lunch for a shark.
He who hesitates is last.
He who hesitates is several miles from the next exit.
He who hesitates too long, must change his underwear.
He who is henpecked may lend an ear to other chicks.
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
He who laughs last is a little slow on the uptake.
He who laughs last probably doesn`t understand the joke.
He who laughs last probably made a backup.
He who laughs, lasts.
He who plants trees loves others he will never know.
He who plays with self pull a boner.
He who talks too much commits a sin.
He who wakes up finding himself a success, hasn't slept.
He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder.
He wouldn't recognize subtlety if it hit them on the head
He's a chip right off the old shoulder.
He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
He's been described as 'pussy whipped'. How is this done?
He's dead, Jim. I'll get the tricorder, you get his money.
He's got a magnet! Everybody BACKUP!
He's such a good speaker, even a cough sounds read.
He's tan, he's rested. Nixon in '92!
Head: Device for finding chandeliers in the dark.
Headline: Breast implants seized by marshalls
Heads will roll.
Health is the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Heartburn is the Justice Of Pizza in this area.
Hearts will never be practical 'til they're unbreakable.
Heaven allows glimpses only to those at a distance.
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned.
Heck Butler: 'Frankly my dear, I don't give a darn!'
Heck's Angels: Born to be Mild.
Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho, it's modeming we'll go...
Heisenberg may have been right.
Hell hath no fury like a demon scorched. - C. Mather
Hell hath no fury like a pacifist.
Hell, Heaven or Hoboken by Christmas.
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Help Desk: If you hear nothing, you did your job right.
Help a swallow land at Capistrano.
Help a swallow to land at Capistrano.
Help me look, Please? I've lost my damned innocence again
Help me quick! Someone must have turned reality back on.
Help me, I'm stuck in here! - A Tagline.
Help stamp out and abolish redundancy!
Help stamp out vandalism, or I'll break all your windows.
Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!
Help! I can't find the "ANY" key.
Help! I'm a prisoner in a Tag Line Factory!
Help! I'm being abused by an end user!
Help! I'm being held prisoner by this BBS!
Help! I've fallen and can't reach my beer.
Help! I've formatted, and I can't boot up!
Help, Help! I'm being repressed!
Help. I'm trapped at 0D1C:01DA.
Help. I've fallen and can't get up. A. Tree.
Here I run, to steal the secret of the sun.
Here I sit, in a tizzy; all my favorite boards are busy.
Here is further away than you think.
Here today, dawn tomorrow.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Herman Hollerith is buried 9 edge, face down.
Hero-worship: Idol gossip.
Hero: Ordinary person in extraordinary situation.
Hex Dump: Place for witches to get rid of used curses.
Hey ..... who took the cork off my lunch?
Hey man, you can't prove nothing. I was at home.
Hey! Some fat guy stole my milk and cookies!
Hey! Your Trakball is upside down!
Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
Hey, dude! Whoda thunk it?
Hey, wait, don't pick up that ph#{#!@#$%^&*()=.
Hey, what does this RESET butto
Hey. Don't pick up that pho╫»╗Æßë╜├╥τ NO CARRIER.
Hhhe who hhhessitates is lllost.
Hi, I'm Chip. Micro Chip. Eight-o-three-eighty-six!
Hi, my name is Rover, I'll paint your car yellow free.
Hick: Looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
Hide when you bite your nails, or everyone will wonder.
Him STRONG, like bull - SMART, like tractor...
Hindsight is 20/20.
Hindsight is an exact science.
Hindsight is the most exact of the sciences.
Hire a teenager while they still know it all.
Hire the morally handicapped.
His face was filled with broken commandments.
Historian: an unsuccessful novelist.
History books which contain no lies are extremely dull.
History doesn't repeat itself. Historians do.
History is a lie commonly agreed upon. - Neitzche
History is a set of lies agreed upon.
History is made at night.
History is written by the survivors.
History repeats itself because nobody listens.
History repeats itself; that's what's wrong with history.
History would be a wonderful thing; if only it were true.
Hit and run means never having to say you're sorry.
Hm..what's this red button fo║╜»░╖╝NO CARRIER.
Hmmm, When is the last time the Tooth Fairy visited you?
Hmmmmm.... never tried an atomic bomb before.
Ho Hum
Ho to make a long story short: Forget the punch line.
Hobo: A person who builds palaces and lives in shacks.
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce. - Henry VIII
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.
Hollywood: A trip through a sewer in a glass bottom boat.
Holy Razorblades, Batman. That was a close shave.
Home where the buffalo roam? A messy house.
Home, to a young boy, is merely a filling station.
Honest Politician: One who stays bought.
Honest teacher. A virus really DID eat my homework!
Honesty is next to poverty.
Honesty pays, but not enough for some.
Honesty: Fear of being caught.
Honey in the mouth and knives in the heart.
Horseman: "I've fallen and can't giddyup."
Hospital: A workshop for the repair of faulty humans.
Hospitals: Places where the run down wind up.
Hot air sometimes thaws out a cold reception.
Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass.
Hot water heaters? Hot water needs heating?
Hotel: A place you give good dollars for bad quarters.
How can you tell the dance from the dancer?
How come I get all the hard questions?
How come men got nipples?
How come they call 'em APARTments when they're attached?
How could anything alter reality for $9.95?
How did I get round from eating square meals.
How dieth the wise man? As the fool.
How do I set my laser printer to stun?
How do bees get to school? They ride the school buzz.
How do blonde braincells die? Alone.
How do frogs die? Ker-mit suicide.
How do girls get minks? - The same way minks get minks.
How do you Telemate you've been fooling around?
How do you get an Aggie out of a tree? Wave at him.
How do you keep an idiot in suspence? TELL YOU LATER!!!
How do you know it's summer in Seattle? The rain's warmer
How do you save a drowning lawyer? Throw him a rock.
How do you stop a woman from having sex? Marry her.
How does a blonde high-5? Smacks herself in the forehead.
How does a blonde part her hair? (spread thighs)
How many lawyer jokes? 3, the rest are true stories.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hands.
How many priests are needed for a Boston Mass?
How many sex-restricted jobs require a penis or a vagina?
How many taglines does that make now?
How many times do you need to be tolled anyway?
How much memory have you got? One brain, one memory.
How time flies, when you have a heap of problems.
How to kill dissent? Kill the dissenters.
How to kill gossip? Kill the gossip.
How to make Kleenex dance? Blow a little boogie in it.
How to spell embarrassment? F-E-L-F-L-A-T-A-M-A-F-A-C-E
How to tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.
How wise are they that are but fools in love.
How you look depends on where you go.
How you look depends on who is looking.
Howe's Law: Everyone has a scheme that will not work.
Hug your kids at home and belt 'em in the car.
Hug: A roundabout way of expressing affection.
Hugh today, Borg tomorrow...
Human Being: An ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
Humanity prefers comfort over truth.
Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
Humans act rationally when all options are exhausted.
Humans are animals in search of the ultimate orgasm.
Humans sin by both omission as well as commission.
Humans: only creatures that let their children come back.
Humble pie is always hard to swallow with your pride.
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.
Humor always plays very close to the hot fire of truth.
Humpty Dumpty DOS - Just a shell of himself.
Hungarian food is OK if you like dog tartare.
Hunting is no fun when the rabbit has the gun.
Hurricane to cocanut: Grab nuts; no ordinary blow job.
Husband and wife plan fight. TIFF at 11.
Hypochondriacs are really sick people.
Hypocrisy is the type of homage vice pays to virtue.
Hypothetical questions get hypothetical answers.
I BBS because no one can read my handwriting.
I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [£] My Keyboard.
I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent.
I almost forgot! It's absolutely VITAL to always se
I almost saw Elvis, but the headstone fell on me.
I almost stole another tagline. I'm so ashamed.
I always did like climbing trees, is this genetic?
I always laugh at the wrong time. At my own funeral....
I always take off my mittens when I type--don't you?
I am a deeply superficial person.
I am a man more sinned against than sinning. - King Lear.
I am a misanthrope. What the hell's YOUR problem?
I am always exact and precise (more or less).
I am as nervous as a tree on the Lassie show about that.
I am as poor as Job, but not so patient. - Shake.
I am in total control, but please don't tell my wife.
I am just sick and tired of being sick and tired.
I am not a dictator. It's just I have a grumpy face.
I am not an alien from space reconnoitering this world.
I am not an animal! I am what I am, but not an animal.
I am not arguing with you, I'm telling you.
I am not young enough to know everything.
I am perfectly sane, and so am I.
I am the terror that posts in the night!
I am the walrus. You're not.
I am tolerant of your fruitcake like beliefs.
I am who I pretend to be at that point in time and space.
I am, of course, any thinking woman's everyday fantasy.
I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
I be nibble, you be quick, he jump over the joystick.
I believe in The Divine Right of SysOps.
I believe we're under attack, but I'm not too sure.
I believe we're under attack. - Col. Travis
I booted my computer. Broke my damn toe!!
I bought dehydrated water...but I don't know what to add.
I bought powdered water, now I don't know what to add.
I breathe - therefore I shop.
I call things as I see them; if not then I make them up.
I came; I saw; I screwed up.
I can be decisive, I think.
I can keep this up as long as you can!!!
I can read this. And I did!
I can resist anything but temptation.
I can resist everything/anything except temptation.
I can't - He can - what the hell, I'll let him do it.
I can't afford a new T.V. Maybe I'll just get arrested.
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks.
I can't be stupid, I completed third grade.
I can't believe I responded to this!
I can't believe I wrote that whole thing.
I can't believe this garbage!
I can't even think -straight-!
I can't see you, so don't pretend you're there.
I can't use Windows. The cat ate my mouse.
I can't watch Kelly Lynch her next leading man.
I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet.
I come unbundled.
I consider cake and ice-cream my just desserts.
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise.
I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either.
I didn't get the documentation for the manuals.
I didn't write this; a very complex macro did.
I distinctly remember forgetting that.
I do not pretend to know what the ignorant are sure of.
I don' gotta show you no steenking tag line.
I don't believe in miracles, I rely on them.
I don't care about your life, and don't send me the bill.
I don't do windows, but OS/2 does.
I don't have a life, I have a BBS.
I don't have the time for a hobby. I have a computer.
I don't have to look up my family tree. I'm the sap.
I don't just tempt fate - I give it the finger.
I don't know about ignorance and apathy. Who cares?
I don't know how much more she'll take of this, Captain.
I don't know what it is, but it's in great condition.
I don't know, what do you think?
I don't like broccoli either.
I don't like principles. A prejudice is more honest.
I don't need a warranty. I'll just take it back..
I don't recall running for this office...
I don't think Mr. Ranger is going to like this, Yogi.
I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now.
I don't want to be there when it's time for me to die.
I drink therefore I am ... O-}
I drink to make other people more interesting <hic>!
I either want less corruption, a chance to participate.
I fear explanations explanatory of things explained.
I fear needing explanations of things explained.
I feel better than James Brown... how do you feel?
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.
I figured out what I was doing right, it doesn't anymore.
I finally got it all together, but forgot where I put it.
I get by with a little help from my friends.
I give up. Push me that hollow log and I'll climb in.
I got arrested for going 14400 in a 2400 zone.
I got lost in thought. I was in unfamiliar territory.
I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
I got tunnel carpal syndrome dunking donuts.
I guess it all depends on your reference system...
I had a dislocated funny bone <OUCH> but it's better now.
I hate taglines that get cut off before the end of a sent
I hate to repeat gossip, so I'll only say this once.
I have 6,993 taglines. How many do you have?
I have PMS and a Klingon Bird of Prey. Any questions?
I have a 9600bps modem and 1.5bps fingers.
I have a new "User Surly" computer...
I have a really good memory, except it's short.
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
I have a vitally important role serving as a bad example.
I have lost my mind, but it must be backed-up somewhere.
I have no mouth and I must scream.
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
I have seen the future, it is just an extended present.
I have seen the truth and it is a lie.
I have the simplest of tastes. The best is satisfactory.
I have to think twice before I give it a second thought.
I haven't got time for this.
I haven't lost my mind. It must be backed up somewhere.
I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere.
I haven't lost the weight, it's right here behind me.
I heard Linda Blair a most shocking story!
I heard Margot Kidder director the other day.
I hope I'm never out when my ship comes in.
I hope Thelma Ritter mom before she died.
I hoping your as confusedly as I am about these things.
I improve on misquotation.
I just bought a cured ham. Wonder what it had?
I just escaped the twilight zone and fell into the 0zone.
I just found the last bug.
I just got stopped by the LAPD and boy am I beat.
I just read some light fiction: My income-tax return.
I just steal 'em, I don't explain 'em.
I just took an IQ test. The results were negative.
I just work here.
I keep forgetting which is AC and which is DC.....
I keep my .BAT files in C:\BELFRY.
I kinda like the feel of a couple extra feet in my bed.
I know a bigamist who got that way using "New Math".
I know a girl who gives BED & BREAKFAST a new meaning!
I know a good tag line when I steal one.
I know a good tagline when I steal one.
I know it all. I just can't remember it all.
I know nothing, I see nothing, I didn't wake up yet.
I know the answer, as long as you ask the right question.
I know why so many squirrels live in my family tree.
I like the 486 tower. Does it come in red?
I like to leave messages *before* the beep.
I like work. I can sit and look at it for hours.
I lost a button hole today.
I love happy faces. Don't you?
I love standards, there are so many of them!
I love the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.
I made wine out of raisins; wouldn't wait for it to age.
I may be stupid, that still makes me smarter than you.
I may forgive -- but I never FORGET!
I may have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.
I may have settled in shipping.
I may not be perfect, but I am all I got.
I may not be totally perfect, but some parts are OK.
I met a subliminal advertising exec but only for a second
I miss the dinosaurs.
I modem down, but dey grew back.
I multitask... I read in the bathroom.
I must have a mind like a steel sieve!
I must have slipped a disk - my pack hurts.
I mustanottagottalotta sleep last night.
I need a drink...where's the SPACE BAR?
I never knew lasers could be printed.
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
I never met a chocolate I didn't like.
I never nake misteakes.
I never read Taglines! Do you?
I never rise above the noise and confusion.
I only wrote the thing, I don't have to understand it.
I owe, I owe, so off to work I go.
I parked my harddisk - and got a ticket!
I prefer my oysters fried. Then I know my oysters died.
I prefer wicked over foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
I promise not to let it happen again - until next time.
I put spot remover on my dog....Spot's gone!
I quite drinking, smoking, and sex until I got bored.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
I saw Madeleine Stowe away three plates of sphagetti!
I saw a light at the end of the tunnel - it was a train.
I saw a subliminal advertising executive for a second.
I see no HUMOR here.
I see no humor here, I can only laugh at the thought.
I see you are performing up to your standards.
I seem to be having problems with my lifestyle.
I seem to be hearing the sound of idle hands clapping.
I sense a power surge coming on.
I shall taunt you a second time.
I shot an arrow into the air, and it got stuck.
I shouted "Olé!" every time one was gored...
I sighed as a lover, I obeyed as a child.
I smell memory leakage. Someone here is dozing.
I spent a month in Abilene one weekend.
I spent a month in Dallas one weekend
I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
I still miss my ex, but my aim's getting better.
I still miss my ex-wife - but my aim is improving.
I stuck in Limbo with Nothing to do...
I succeed him; no one could replace him. - T. Jefferson.
I thank whatever gods may be for my unconquerable soul.
I think ... therefore I am obviously overqualified.
I think I got it made & they throw something else at me.
I think I think, therefore I think I am. I think.
I think I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
I think I've got a headache, what do you think you have?
I think it needs more juice.
I think that I shall never see a printer save a tree.
I think that I'll stand up-wind, if you don't mind.
I think that I'm the friendliest guy in my zipcode.
I think we can do better than this.
I think, therefore I am (or am I?).
I think, therefore I am... I think.
I think, therefore, I am single.
I thought Allyn Ann Mclerie were with the IRA.
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
I tremble when I reflect that God is just.
I tried OS/2 once, but I didn't inhale.
I tried to drown my problems but they can swim.
I try to impress someone and always end on the short end.
I understand the answers, but all the questions throw me.
I use coke. Cherry, preferably, but Classic will do.
I use windows...on my car, on my house, but not on my.
I used EDLIN, but I didn't inhale.
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
I used to have a handle on life, and then it broke.
I used to have a life, then I died.
I used to have a life, then I got an HST!
I used to have a life, then I got married.
I used to read books. Now I read .qwk files.
I used to to be Snow White, but then I drifted. -Mae West
I vow to consider your idea fairly, before I reject it.
I wanna get STONED!
I want to be a procrastinator, but I kept putting it off.
I want to live with a synonym girl.
I was a fool way before you were born.
I was born agnostic, and I'll diagnostic...
I was changed into a tadpole. I knew about metamorphosis
I was cleaning my keyboard. It discharged by accident.
I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off.
I was just getting used to yesterday when tomorrow came.
I was on a roll, until I slipped on the butter.
I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
I will fight for your right to your wrong opinion.
I will leave that one alone.
I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body.
I wish I could come up with an original tagline.
I wish life had scroll back - with cut and paste.
I won't tell anyone if you won't.
I would strongly oppose apathy, if I cared.
I wouldn't touch the Metric System with a 3.048m pole.
I wouldn't trust myself farther than I could spit a rat.
I'LL SHOUT IF I WANT!
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I'd like to live like a poor person with lots of money.
I'd rather be young and stupid if I had the choice.
I'd think twice about using this tagline.
I'll admit it. I'm a tagline junkie.
I'll be Bach. - Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger
I'll byte your bits if you'll nybble my words
I'll deny imnciminations and take credit for compliment
I'll get a round Tuit one of these days.
I'll have the Turtle Soup, and make it snappy.
I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having.
I'll pay you Wednesday for a burger on Tuesday.
I'll play fair if I get to make the rules.
I'll show you my tagline if you'll show me yours.
I'll worry about it tomorrow.
I'm a hero with coward's legs.
I'm a natural blonde, please speak slowly.
I'm a person of letters... unread collection notices.
I'm a pilot. I pick it up here and pile it there.
I'm a sex object. I mention sex, she Objects!
I'm a thinker, I think, but I may be wrong.
I'm an influential person - gravitationally speaking.
I'm as innocent as a new-laid egg.
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
I'm doing this for your own good.
I'm easy, but I ain't cheap.
I'm feeling argumentative. Please contradict me.
I'm feeling better since my theftostomy for taglinitis.
I'm flexible..just don't change anything.
I'm from the government. I'm here to help you.
I'm getting tired. Please press ESC.
I'm happiest when someone else is doing the cooking.
I'm having an out of money experience.
I'm human: nothing human smells strange to me.
I'm in a phone booth at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
I'm in shape ... spinning's a shape, isn't it?
I'm in the computer business, I make Out-Of-Order signs.
I'm incredibly jealous, but still glad for you.
I'm just another blankity-blank BLANK.
I'm just doodlin' my life away...
I'm just here for moral support... ignore the gun...
I'm just needling you about the thread.
I'm looking for Zmodem, dear!
I'm looking for the house on Della Street.
I'm lost somewhere in the ozone again.
I'm making this up as I go along.
I'm married to a Computer Widow!
I'm miserable without you, it's like having you here.
I'm modem him and modem her. I'm the best!
I'm mooning you now...you just can't see me.
I'm more humble than you are.
I'm not a D.J., but I play one on the radio.
I'm not confused, I'm just well-mixed.
I'm not crazy, I just don't give a &*$#.
I'm not fat! - just gravitationally challenged.
I'm not messy, I just ran out of STACK space.
I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am.
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
I'm not schizophrenic, I'm multi-faceted.
I'm not tense, just terribly alert...
I'm not..no I am..no, I'm NOT indecisive. Am I?
I'm ok, it's the world that's screwed up.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I'm on the Brute Squad. No, you ARE the Brute Squad.
I'm on the trailing edge of technology.
I'm perfect by necessity, it isn't honest to be modest.
I'm running out of snappy comments.
I'm saying nothing and I'm saying it -- John Cage
I'm so bored, I'm starting to miss my husband.
I'm so horny even the crack of Dawn isn't safe!
I'm soooo confused!
I'm sorry my Karma just stepped on your dogma.
I'm still an atheist, thank God -- Luis Buñuel
I'm strong to the finish 'cause I eats me spinach!
I'm sure it's clearly explained in the Zmodem DOC's.
I'm sure we can talk things out like uncivilized people.
I'm terribly sorry, but I'm afraid you're just a mirage.
I'm the NRA, and if I can't vote twice, I'll shoot you.
I'm too stupid to know what I'm involved in.
I'm totally unprepared for everyday life.
I'm user friendly, I don't byte -- I snap.
I'm wearing boxer shorts & I know how to use them.
I'm with you all the way, at least until the cops arrive.
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
I've already told you more than I know.
I've given up reading books. It takes my mind off myself.
I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.0?
I've got a BEER attitude.
I've got a mind like a... a... what's that thing called?
I've got too many hands on my time.
I've had BETA days ... and nights.
I've never liked morticians, all they want is my body.
I've seen better conversations in alphabet soup.
I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate.
I/O I/O IT'S WRITE TO DISK I GO I/O I/O.
IBM Marketing, well, it's IBM Marketing!
IBM Typing Method: See DOC# 1221-3122213-22 ppg 192-1634.
IBM at times means (I)ncredibly (B)otched (M)achines.
IBM glassware: crystal Blue persuasion.
IBM: Immensely Big Manufacturer.
IBM: International Buck Makers.
IF I had to do it over again, it would be without TV.
IF YOU CAN'T BE GOOD, BE GOOD AT IT!
IF you wait long enough it will go away, and come back.
IRS: How much did you make last year? Please remit same.
Ice cream cones weren't sex symbols until Madonna.
Ideals kill politicians, and politicians kill ideals.
Ideas may be whole- left- right- or no-brained.
Identify chromosomes: Take down their genes and look.
Idling is most joyful when there is plenty of work to do.
If "R" is Reverse, how come "D" is FORWARD?
If 4 bits = a nibble; 8 = a byte, doesn't 16 = a mouthful
If A = B and B = C, then A = C, except where void.
If Clinton allow gays in Military, Generals get new AIDS.
If DOS was an airline, would you purchase a ticket?
If Derek had a trunk like an elephant, how would he smell?
If God had meant for us to be naked, we would be so born.
If God is all knowing, can He understand DSZ docs?
If God is perfect, why do discontinuous functions exist?
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
If Hugh Downs a quart of vodka will he be standing later?
If I annoyed you, please format my hard disk.
If I annoyed you...Good!
If I can't win with blind luck, then I can't win.
If I could be respected and not have to be respectable.
If I could light this thing I'd send up smoke signals.
If I die, I forgive you, if I recover, we shall see.
If I don't enforce it, who will know good from evil?
If I feel like exercise, I lie down until it passes.
If I had two dead mousies, I'd give you one.
If I have no mouth but I must scream what should I do?
If I invested in GM, it would be busted to Corporal.
If I save the whales, where do I keep them?
If I think I am right, I am right until proven wrong..
If I throw a cat out the car window, is it kitty litter?
If I wanted your opinion I would give it to you.
If I was trying to get THERE, I wouldn't start from here!
If I were here more often, I wouldn't be gone so much.
If I were really two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
If I were you, who'd be me?
If I'd miss you when you're gone - would you leave now?
If I'm in trouble at school, I'm in more trouble at home.
If Mother Nature were smart she'd have leaves fall up.
If NASA is so smart, why do they count backwards?
If Old MacDonald had a computer, it uses EIE I/O.
If Perry Mason was a DA there'd be no crime.
If Picard ever proposed to a lass he'd say..."Engage!"
If Piggy and Kermit had kids... Pigpoles or froglets?
If U look close enough, the truth is hidden in the words.
If a chicken coop had four doors it'd be a sedan.
If a computer cable has one end, then it has another.
If a man understands one woman he should let it go at that
If a picture is worth a thousand words, get SVGA.
If a problem has a single neck, it is a simple solution.
If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
If a program works, quit while you're ahead.
If a string has one end, then it has another end.
If a stud cat gets fixed, its broken...
If a tree fell on a florist, would he make a sound?
If all else fails, lower your standards.
If all else fails, read the directions.
If all else fails, you're off the hook.
If all papers were smart enough, they would be currency.
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
If anyone approaches with intent of doing you good, run.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
If at 1st you don't succeed, call it Ver. 1
If at first you don't exceed, try, try again.
If at first you don't succeed, Format C:
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence.
If at first you don't succeed, don't be foolish, give up.
If at first you don't succeed, fall back and punt.
If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer.
If at first you don't succeed, give up.
If at first you don't succeed, go home.
If at first you don't succeed, re-format.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If at first you don't succeed, that means you're average.
If at first you don't succeed, try something else.
If at first you don't succeed, try the reset button.
If at first you don't succeed, you can always emulate me.
If at first you don't succeed, you're doing average.
If at first you don't succeed; Blame everyone else.
If at first you doubt, doubt again.
If at first you never succeed, never try Russian roulette
If crash occurs when using this program, discontinue use.
If dolphins are so smart, why did Flipper work for TV?
If entropy is increasing, where is it all coming from?
If everybody knows such-and-such, then it just ain't so.
If everyone thinks alike then somebody isn't thinking.
If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.
If excess is injurious, how come I want more?
If facts do not conform to the theory, dispose of them.
If gals are sugar & spice, how come they smell like that?
If he were at the Last Supper, he'd worry about calories.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
If it ain't broke, always try to fix it anyway.
If it ain't broke, try installing something else.
If it ain't broken yet, please let me have a shot at it.
If it ain't broken, don't fix it.
If it ain't cooked, don't serve it.
If it appeals to everyone, evangelists will target it.
If it breaks make it bigger, if it sticks out chrome it.
If it doesn't work, blame someone else.
If it doesn't work, change the documentation.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.
If it feels good .... Do It.
If it feels good, do it -- to excess.
If it feels right, you're doing it wrong.
If it is not there, it does not exist.
If it is not there, it must be here, or it doesn't exist.
If it isn't true, at least it is a happy invention.
If it isn't worth finishing, why start at all?
If it jams -- force it. It needed replacing anyway.
If it looks right, it probably isn't. - Murphy
If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.
If it screams, it's best not to eat it.
If it screams, it's not food.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it was bad, it will be back.
If it was easy, they'd send someone else.
If it wasn't for our lungs there wouldn't room for smog.
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
If it works perfectly, there's something wrong.
If it works, Don't fix it.
If it works, Don't fix it: Unless you are a consultant.
If it works, it must be obsolete.
If it works; always tear it apart and find out why.
If it's good, it goes away, if it's bad, it happens.
If it's green or it wiggles, it's biology.
If it's more than you need, it's greed.
If it's not on fire, it's a software problem.
If it's not true, it's quite easily found.
If it's not worth doing, it's not worth doing well.
If it's really tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
If it's tourist season, where do I get a license?
If it's what you want, be satisfied.
If law school is so hard, why so many lawyers?
If life is a highway... What's the Queensway?
If life is just a bowl of cherries, throwing pits is OK.
If life's a stage, I want better lighting.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament!
If money is the root of all evil, I want to be vile!
If money talks, Being a SysOp is pretty quiet!
If money talks, I must be a mute.
If no one sees you eat chocolate, it has no calories.
If nobody measures up, it's time to check your yardstick.
If nobody uses it, there's a reason.
If not the problem, are you part of the solution?
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun!
If pants still on by 2nd scene, wrong script. Mel Gibson
If people listened to themselves, they would shut up.
If picketing didn't exist some kids would never exercise.
If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
If reality wants to reach me, it knows where I am.
If screw ups were dollars, I'd be a millionaire!
If sex were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head.
If she returns from the john, will I be too old to care?
If shit rolls down hill then I got hit by a boulder!
If speed scares you, use Windows.
If stupidity had survival value, he would live forever.
If the GOOD die young, I wonder why I am still here.
If the cops throw a net over me, am I legally in seine?
If the family skeleton must remain, make it dance.
If the limit was 250, there'd be no speeders...
If the people lead, the leaders will follow.
If the price is a dream then support is a nightmare.
If the shoe fits, it's not government issue.
If the world were logical, Men would ride side-saddle.
If the world's a stage and we're actors, who's my agent?
If there is an obvious solution it is always obvious.
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
If things improve with age, I'm nearly magnificent.
If things were left to chance, they'd be better.
If this is a battle, then you have already lost.
If this is timesharing, give me my share right now.
If this were an actual life, there would be manuals.
If this were an actual tag line it would be funny.
If thou is a artist, how does one grasp your art?
If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
If vegetarians eat vegetables,..beware of humanitarians!
If voting changed anything it'd be illegal.
If voting changed anything, it would be made illegal.
If we can't fix it - its broken!
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
If we have our own "why of life, we can bear any "how".
If we learn from losing, we become winners in the end.
If winning isn't important then why keep score?
If wishes were horses, horses would ride.
If wishes were money, beggars would be choosers.
If worst comes to worst, you *CAN* turn most things off.
If you NEED to count your money, you're not really rich.
If you Pascal on the road, go C him and his dog Spot.
If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it.
If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right.
If you aren't part of a solution, you are a precipitate.
If you believe your own demagoguery, you have a problem.
If you bow at all, bow low.
If you break your leg, don't come running to me!
If you can read this then you are too CLOSE!
If you can touch it and you can see it, it's real.
If you can't be good, be good at it!
If you can't beat 'em, get the hell out of there!
If you can't bite, don't try to show your teeth.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
If you can't dazzle with dexterity, feed them a crock.
If you can't laugh at yourself, try laughing at others.
If you can't learn to do it well, enjoy doing it badly.
If you can't make it good, make it big.
If you can't make it work, make a statistic of it.
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything.
If you can't say something nice, sit by me!
If you can't speak softly, just use the stick.
If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen.
If you can't stay healthy, find a sickness you like.
If you can't win fair, just win! - U.S. Grant
If you can't win fair, win foul.
If you cannot catch a bird of paradise, grab a wet hen.
If you cheat, you'll eventually punish yourself.
If you continually give you will continually have.
If you didn't vote, no complaints about who's in or out.
If you do drink and drive you might as well smoke too.
If you do nothing, how do you know when you're finished?
If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
If you don't eat garlic, they'll never smell it on you.
If you don't fall down, you're not trying.
If you don't like yourself, you can't like other people.
If you don't try, you cannot fail.
If you drink and drive, you might as well smoke also.
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
If you ever have an idea, try to go with it.
If you explain so that nobody misunderstands, some will.
If you fatten everyone around you, you look thinner.
If you find it, it is always in the last place you look.
If you go after Moby Dick, take along the tartar sauce.
If you have ignorance and confidence then success follows
If you have nothing to do, don't do it here.
If you kiss and make up, fight with the opposite sex.
If you knew what Mona Lisa knew, you'd smile too.
If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous
If you know the spelling of a word, you will err anyway.
If you learn from mistakes, you will learn a lot today.
If you lie to the computer, it will get you in the end.
If you like this one, wait until you hear my next story.
If you listen to fools, the mob rules.
If you make a mistake, fix it to the best of your ability
If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break.
If you mess with anything enough it will surely break.
If you need n items of product you will have n-1 in stock
If you play with anything long enough it will break.
If you pull the wings off a fly, does it become a walk?
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over.
If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.
If you search for the unknown, expect to be surprised.
If you smoke after sex, then you're doing it too fast.
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast...
If you steala this tagline I breaka your keyboard!
If you suspect a man, don't employ him.
If you take away the fuel, in time the flames will die.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
If you think nobody cares, miss a couple of payments.
If you throw mud, you will have dirty hands.
If you try to be too sharp, you will cut yourself.
If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it.
If you wait, it will go away.
If you want my advice, pay me.
If you want someone to keep a secret, keep it yourself.
If you want the last word with a woman, apologize.
If you want to hide your face, walk naked.
If you wish to succeed, consult three old people.
If you would keep a secret from an enemy, tell nobody.
If you'll leave a message at the boop...
If you're a hacker, quit smoking.
If you're against abortion, don't have one.
If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
If you're looking for me, I just left.
If you're not confused, you're not thinking clearly.
If you're reading this, your computer got a virus!
If you're really a police dog, where's your badge?
If you're too old to learn, you were born so.
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're upside down
If your mind goes blank, remember to turn down the sound.
If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
If your ship doesn't come in, it's time you swim out.
If your ship doesn't come in, swim to it!
If your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
If youth only had a chance or old age any brains.
Iffen it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Iffen it ain't cooked, don't serve it.
Ifyoucanreadthis,youspendtoomuchtimefiguringouttaglines.
Ignorance and dogmatism are lovers growing hand-in-hand.
Ignorance is temporary; stupid is forever.
Ignorance is the mother of superstition.
Ignorance or Apathy? I don't know, and I don't care!
Ignore previous Tagline.
Ignore previous fortune cookie.
Ignore your health and it will go away.
Illegal aliens are an American problem. Ask any Indian.
Illiterate? Write for free brochure...
Illiterate? Write for free help.
Illustrate your Sermons! Wear far side ties.
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Imagination is the highest kite on can fly.
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
Imagination without learning is having wings but no feet.
Imagine the silence if everyone said only what they know.
Imelda Marcos: "If any shoe fits, buy it."
Immanual doesn't pun -- he Kant.
Immanuel Kant but Kubla Khan.
Impiety....Your irreverence toward my deity.
Important letters develop errors in the mail.
Impossible to foolproof--fools are so ingenious
Imprisoned in .QWK file! Send the ZIP army!
In America sex=obsession, everywhere else it is a fact.
In Canada, even the female impersonators are women.
In Chicago it is important to vote early and often.
In DOS we trust.
In England there are 60 religions and 1 sauce.
In GOD we trust - all others require a phase review.
In God we trust, all others we monitor.
In God we trust, you pay in gold.
In God we trust: All others we voice verify.
In Leningrad freezing point is called melting point.
In a family argument, if you are right apologize at once.
In a fight between you and the world, back the world.
In a nuclear war, all men will be cremated equal.
In case of atomic attack, prayer in schools will be OK.
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
In data, the figure most obviously correct, is an error.
In economics, the majority is almost always wrong.
In fashion be a reed in the wind.
In gambling and life if you don't play, you never win.
In human history, most leaders prove to be good bleeders.
In life, as in football...hit the line hard. -T.Roosevelt
In making decisions, recall that the trend is a friend.
In principle I am against principles -- Tristan Tzara
In principles be a rock in the stream.
In space, lemmings have to shoot themselves.
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
In the end gravity always wins. - Dolly Parton.
In the end, gravity wins -- Dolly Parton.
In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
In the long run, we're all dead.
In this world a man must either be anvil or hammer.
In war and life, either fight to win or don't fight.
In war there is no substitute for victory.
In which level of metalanguage are you now speaking?
Inane tagline found. Abort, Retry, Swipe a better one?
Incest gets you involved with relatives.
Include me out -- Sam Goldwyn
Incoming fire has the right of way.
Incongruous - Where laws are made.
Incorrigible punster -- do not incorrige.
Indecision is the basis of flexibility.
Indecision is the only key to flexibility.
Indiscriminate study bloats the mind.
Individualists UNITE! Dyslexics UNTIE!
IneedsignificantlymoreroominthislineforwhatIwanttosay.
Infinity is a self-canceling thought form.
Infinity is a self-cancelling thought form.
Inflation is a result of legalized counterfeiting.
Inflation is when the buck doesn't stop anywhere.
Information is hard to get. Using it is even harder.
Innocent as a newborn alligator!
Innuendo = an Italian suppository.
Innuendo can be fun.
Inquiring minds think they already know.
Inquiring minds think they know.
Inquiring minds want to know.
Insanity, perfect rational adjustment to an insane world.
Inside large problems small problems wait to get out.
Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.
Instant Human: Just add caffeine, alcohol, and nicotine.
Instant Idiot -- Just Add Alcohol
Instinct is intelligence incapable of self-consciousness.
Insufficient disk space, abandon all hope here and now.
Intel's new G.A.G. chip is made with sillycone.
Intentionally left blank.
Interchangeable parts never will.
Interchangeable parts won't.
Internet, our highway system of the future.
Iraq shot down 38 Patriot Missiles with their SCUDS.
Iron sharpens iron; scholar, the scholar.
Irony: Giving father a billfold for Christmas.
Irregular verbs are on sale in the bargain basement.
Irregularity: Someone who comes to work late.
Is "Artery" The study of fine paintings?
Is "Lord of the Flies" about the invention of the zipper?
Is "Sue" a noun or a verb?
Is Australia really down under, or are we upside down?
Is Demi Moore or less than a great actress?
Is Ellen Barkin up the wrong tree?
Is Ellen Burstyn at the seams?
Is Erin Gray?
Is Helen Reddy?
Is Jane Fonda Ted Turner?
Is Koo Stark naked?
Is Lesley-Anne Down on casting rolls anymore?
Is Loretta Young anymore?
Is Lynne Moody or has she learned to smile?
Is Mae West or East of good taste?
Is Mare Winningham and eggs as a door prize?
Is Merle Haggard from being on the road?
Is Merle Oberon stage left or right?
Is OS/2 only half an operating system?
Is Olivia Hussey enough in her latest role?
Is Sarah Miles away on location?
Is Sean Young and lovely?
Is Sheree North of the Mason-Dixon Line?
Is a "Y" a "v" with an erection?
Is a "stackedwurst" a German girl measuring 38-24-36?
Is a Jamaican terminal a Rastafarian?
Is a PC a symbol of Immaculate Contraption?
Is a WATCH OUT FOR CHILDREN sign a birth control ad?
Is a computer language with goto's totally Wirth-less?
Is a hippie haircut an example of the lunatic fringe?
Is a hologram an image without substance?
Is a proofreader a blooper snooper?
Is a prostate operation called a "lowbotomy?"
Is everybody happy? - Machiavelli
Is evil a child of the nature or nurture of the beast?
Is he Irish? I thought I heard Raymond Burr.
Is it 'Flow Control' or 'wolF lortnoC'
Is it MY fifteen minutes yet?
Is it OK to yell 'MOVIE' in a crowded firehouse?
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?
Is it true love or fiscal attraction?
Is it weird in here, or is it me?
Is relativism the only absolute?
Is roughing it cutting a filet mignon with a dull knife?
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
Is someone trying to tell you something?
Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?
Is there a lawyer in the house? -=]BLAM![=- Any more?
Is there anybody left who says "hello" -- and means it?
Is this Heaven... No. Smell, its Iowa.
Is this as much fun as you can have with your clothes on?
Is this drive really moving with my head parked?
Is wetter REALLY better?
Isn't it about time you backed up your system?
Isn't it nice that egotists don't talk about other people
Isn't the best defense always a good attack? -- Ovid
Isn't there a statute of limitations on stupidity?
It ain't over till it's over and Roseanne Barr sings.
It all hinges on your definition of 'a good time'.
It always rains right after I wax philosophical.
It doesn't have to make sense! It just has to work!
It doesn't help to curse the darkness.
It doesn't matter if you win, it's the point spread.
It doesn't work, but it looks pretty.
It has been discovered: research causes cancer in rats.
It is Fortune, not wisdom that rules man's life.
It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.
It is a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a ban
It is a rather pleasant to be alone in a bank at night.
It is a sin peculiar to people to hate their victims.
It is always easier to destroy than to create.
It is bad luck to be superstitious.
It is better to burn out than to fade away.
It is better to copulate seldom rather than never.
It is better to copulate than never.
It is better to kiss an avocado than to kiss an aardvark.
It is better to know useless things than nothing.
It is better to praise others, to win more favors.
It is better to wear out than to rust out.
It is dangerous to confuse children with angels.
It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver.
It is easier to admire hard work if you don't do it.
It is easier to catch flies with honey than with vinegar.
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
It is easier to run down a hill than up one.
It is easy to be wise after the event.
It is easy to propose impossible remedies.
It is hard to believe that even his friends like him.
It is hard to discern when enough is enough + / = / - .
It is hard to fly with eagles when you work with turkeys.
It is hereditary in my family to have no children.
It is in changing that things find repose -- Heraclitus
It is meaningless to speak of domesticating a child.
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds.
It is possible to smell after you stop breathing.
It is so much better to live rich than to die rich.
It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
It is when you take for yourself that you truly take.
It isn't a dance, it's a fertility rite with lyrics.
It isn't easy being green.
It looks like an optical illusion, but it isn't.
It matters not if you win or lose, it is what I do.
It may be GUI, but you still can't eat it!
It never pays to argue with a mule, woman or a Sysop.
It never rains but it pours.
It runs in the blood like wooden legs.
It said "Insert disk #3", but only two will fit!
It sounds like you enjoy looking forward to yesterday.
It takes a long word to retard spoilage.
It takes about 10 years to get used to how old you are.
It takes two to Tango.
It takes two to make a bargain.
It usually takes weeks to prepare an impromptu speech.
It was a Dark and Stormy Byte....
It was a dark and stormy night...
It was a night like this, 40 million years ago.
It was so cold, I almost got married.
It was supposed to be so easy.
It will be done on time, if I can find the time.
It works better if you plug it in *AND THEN* turn it on.
It works fine except when I am in Windows.
It works for me.
It's *your* baby. Don't call me if the fit hits the shan!
It's 11:56 pm. Do you know where your modem is?
It's 5PM and I'm all out of pithy things to say.
It's OK to wear the same thing every day: a smile.
It's a P.C. Cake.
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
It's a dog-eat-dog world, don't wear MilkBone underwear.
It's a fine line between fishing & standing still.
It's a joke, Bobby, so laugh like the rest of us!
It's a nice Park Overall.
It's a poor cook who cannot lick his own fingers.
It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.
It's a poor workman who blames his tools.
It's a pretty short runway, but it's reeeeaaaaaal wide!
It's a simple choice: Life, Death, or Los Angeles.
It's a tragedy that no man becomes like his mother.
It's all a matter of taste.
It's all a matter of taste. - B. Midler
It's always darkest right before you step on the cat.
It's amazing how mature wisdom resembles being tired.
It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
It's bad luck to be superstitious.
It's been nice meeting you, and nicer to see you leave.
It's better the world wonder why you *AREN'T* President.
It's better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.
It's certainly not my fault, I barely touched it.
It's clever, but is it art?
It's easier to curse the candle than light the darkness.
It's easier to love all humanity than some neighbors.
It's easy to make a friend, hard to make a stranger.
It's getting deep. Where *did* I put those boots?
It's hard to be humble when you're having so much fun.
It's hard to be humble when you're perfect.
It's hard to believe it, but some teens are humans.
It's love that makes the world go round.
It's morally wrong to let a sucker keep his money.
It's my personal idea because I stole it first.
It's my turn to sleep in the middle.
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
It's nice that people who love L.A. live there.
It's nice to be liked just the way you are.
It's nobody's business, not even mine.
It's not a bug, it's a hidden and seldom used feature.
It's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature.
It's not crippled, it's functionally challenged!
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
It's not how fast IT runs, it's how fast YOU run.
It's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.
It's not how much it costs, it's how much you save.
It's not if you win or lose. It's placing the blame.
It's not me, it's just the way they dress me.
It's not often I'm right, but I'm wrong this time.
It's not over until the FAT table sings.
It's not sugar that makes tea sweet, it's the stirring.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop.
It's not who wins or loses, it's who keeps score.
It's often cheaper to be forgotten than remembered.
It's okay to call someone stupid; just don't prove it.
It's okay to laugh in the bedroom, but don't point.
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
It's possible...
It's so bad, it may turn my hair dark.
It's stupid to continue doing what doesn't work.
It's the anticipation of failure that paralyzes.
It's the kind of thing that makes people go "Hmmmmmm.."
It's the last straw that always breaks the camel's back.
It's what inside you, not the outside that counts.
It's what you learn after you know it all that counts.
It's who you look like......Not who you are.
It`s clever, but is it art?
Its hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember a thing.
Its important to use apostrophe's right.
Its not the size of the ship, its the size of the waves.
Its not the thing you fling, its the fling itself.
Ivo Andric - Yugoslavia's First Nobel Laureate.
Ivy covered professors, in ivy covered halls.
Iz okey. Zmodem is working now.
J'suis le Grand Zombie.
J. Edgar Hoover slept with a night light on all night.
Jammed? Force it. If it breaks it needed replacing anyway
Jay Leno Spaceprobe launched to tickle Uranus.
Jealousy is all the fun you think they have.
Jesus Saves, Johnson scores on the rebound.
Jesus saves, passes to Moses... he shoots... HE SCORES!!
Jim, you don't ask the Almighty for his ID!
Jimi Hendrix's modem was a Purple Hayes.
Jobs Rated Almanac: President, US; 241 out of 250.
John Wayne toilet paper; rough, tough, won't take sh*t.
Join Taglines Anonymous. We can help.
Join hands across the seas. Stop continental drift.
Join the Army, Meet interesting people, Kill Them.
Join the War on Puberty, eliminate juvenile delinquency.
Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them.
Joke 'em if they can't take a f*ck!
Jone's Motto: Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.
Josef Stalin's grave was a Communist Plot.
Journalism is literature in a hurry.
Journey of 100 miles starts with argument on loading car.
Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers.
Judge not a carpenter on how fast the chips fly.
Judge not, lest ye be judged incompetent by the world.
Judicial reform is no sport for the short-winded.
Junior! Quit playing with your floppy!
Junk - stuff we throw away. Stuff - junk we keep.
Junk will accumulate to overflow space provided for it.
Jury: A group chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.
Jury: Twelve people too dumb t get out of jury duty.
Just as I had the answer, I forgot the question.
Just call me Cleopatra, Queen of Denial.
Just cannot resist a little fun along the way. :-)
Just filling in all the blanks.
Just fitting on the disk in the bay... Otis Redding
Just got a new car for my wife... Great trade.
Just hear every other word? Then: Eat .... and ...!
Just in one of my moods. <burp> I think that helped.
Just listen to those old diodes slam dancing.
Just moving fast is not the same as getting somewhere.
Just my opinion (But I'm right).
Just remember: when in doubt, you're always right.
Just send my paycheck to MasterCard or VISA.
Just sittin' here watchin' the wheels go round & round...
Just the thing for that special occasion!
Just think - in German, "Tag" means "day".
Just try .ZIPping your lip in a floppy drive!
Just trying out my new Mason-Dixon Line reader...
Just want to add my two cents worth, for what it's worth.
Just when I got it all together I forgot where I put it.
Just when I make ends meet, someone moves one end.
Just when I've found the answer, you change the question.
Just when you think it's hopelessly broken, it works.
Justice delayed is justice denied.
Justice is dispensed with sometimes in the court system.
Justice is incidental to law and order.
Justice: A decision in your favor.
KENNEDY COMPOUND -KEEP OUT- TRESPASSERS MAY BE VIOLATED!
KEYBOARD - Hardware used to enter errors into a computer.
KISS method of programming: Keep It Simple Stupid
KSUTRA.COM: Path to SEX.DAT not found. Check hardware.
Kablaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Kay Lenz grace and beauty to any role.
Keep America Beautiful.... emigrate.
Keep an eye ouch yonda'.
Keep cool, stand in front of an open refrigerator.
Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.
Keep grandmothers off the streets - legalize bingo.
Keep hands off the secretary's reproducing equipment.
Keep matters in suspense.
Keep one foot in the past when searching for the future.
Keep secrets.
Keep this up and you'll get warts.
Keep trying.
Keep your eyes open before marriage, half-shut afterwards
Keep your head--run the guillotine.
Kernel panic: Nut lose in operator's chair.
Keyboard not connected, press <F1> to continue.
Kibitzer: A person with an interferiority complex.
Kids give us the opportunity to be the parents we wanted.
Kids: keep 'em short on cash and long on hugs.
Kids? Who said anything about kids?
Kilroy was here.
Kin: An affliction of the blood.
Kindergarten Rules: Be kind. Be safe. Be protective.
Kinky is feathers...perverted is the whole chicken.
Kiss my ASCII.
Kleenex Von Trapp: The Sound of Mucous.
Klein bottle for rent - inquire within.
Kleptomaniac: A rich thief.
Know when to fight and when to run.
Know your best quality.
Knowing Murphy's law won't help either.
Knowledge rests not on truth alone, but upon error also.
Kotex not best thing in world, but next to it.
L8R; Cya; Bye
LAMA=priest. LLAMA=beast. LLLAMA=conflagration.
LIght sleeper sleeps with light on; hard sleeper...
LOTTERY: Just a tax on people who are bad at math.
LOTUS - Let Only The Users Suffer
Lack of planning does not constitute an emergency.
Lady Luck tires when someone rides her back too long.
Lady prof to suitor: "I'll put on a little slipstick."
Lady with chastity belt is not having a ball.
Laetrile is the pits.
Langsam's Law: Everything depends.
Language is a human virus from outer space.
Laptops and Taglines; proof power comes in small packages.
Lasciate ogni speranza voi ch'entrate.
Lassie, where's Timmie?
Last week I even forgot how to ride a bicycle.
Later dates.
Latest conspiracy theory: Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
Laugh and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Laughter is the best lubricant for life's engine.
Laughter is the best medicine...cheaper too!
Laundry: A place where clothes are mangled.
Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There's always one more bug
Law of Revelation: The hidden flaw never remains hidden.
Law of Supply: It's yours if you don't need nor want it.
Law of Window Cleaning: It's always on the other side.
Laws are like sausages, it is better to not see them made
Lawyer \LAW-yer\ v. 1. Uses the law to get yers.
Lawyer.....One skilled in the circumvention of the law.
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
Lawyers: the best argument against gun control...
Lawyers: the larval form of politicians.
Laziness: the habit of resting before you get tired.
Lead me not to temptation, I enjoy finding it myself.
Leakproof seals, will. Quiet toilets, aren't.
Lean books are often larded with fat of others' works.
Learn to listen. Opportunity sometimes knocks softly.
Learn to say no politely and quickly.
Learn which bridges to cross and which bridges to burn.
Learning makes people fit company for themselves.
Learning without thought is labor lost.
Leave graft in agriculture; get it out of Congress.
Left lane must turn right.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Legal marijuana needs true glaucoma patients.
Legends - Sometimes adults fantasize in medieval.
Legislature should be renamed "ledgersalture".
Leisure is the mother of philosophy.
Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.
Length of an average blink: 0.1 second.
Less is more -- Robert Browning
Less than 100 posts to go!
Let Go and Let God
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
Let art alone. She's got enough guys sleeping with her.
Let he who takes a Monday plunge return it by Tuesday.
Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it.
Let length(walk) > length(pier)
Let me know if this message doesn't get through to you.
Let me out of here fast. TRON is catching up.
Let no good deed go unpunished.
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Let the rain fall, and fall, and fall.
Let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash.
Let's all vote for the all night party.
Let's have a little fun, let's do a pun.
Let's just say we did -- and don't!
Let's see your tagline hunting permit, sir.
Let's win this one and go home.
Lets keep genealogy vital.
Letterbox CGA: Run VGA programs on XTs and PC Jrs.
Lexigraphers prefer PerfectWord, not WordPerfect.
Liberal......A power worshipper without power.
Liberty doesn't work in practice as it does in speeches.
Liberty means responsibility; why most men dread it.
License on a sheep-country pickup: EWE HAUL
Life Is A Highway. I'm gonna ride it all night.
Life Styles of The Itch and Uranus.
Life ain't easy for a Borg named Hugh.
Life can be profitable, if you know the odds.
Life has a great deal up its sleeve.
Life has a lot of undocumented features.
Life imitates art far more than art imitates life - Wilde
Life is a bitch...then the worms eat ya'!!
Life is a bowl of cherries, there's always a few pits.
Life is a cabaret, old Chum.
Life is a kind of trick.
Life is a series of rude awakenings. - R. V. Winkle
Life is a tragedy for feelers and a comedy for thinkers.
Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.
Life is an onion and each one peels it crying.
Life is full of little surprises. - Pandora
Life is hard - and even harder when you're not stupid.
Life is hard... Then you die.
Life is just a bowl of chili, but no beans for you.
Life is like Jazz, it should be improvised.
Life is like a diaper - short and loaded.
Life is like......an analogy.
Life is lived forwards, but understood backwards.
Life is much easier if you look at the source code.
Life is not a spectacle or a feast, it is a predicament.
Life is one long process of getting tired.
Life is short. Learn to enjoy it!
Life is something that happens when you can't sleep.
Life is still in Beta test.
Life is to you a dashing and bold adventure.
Life is too important to ever take seriously.
Life is too short to dance with ugly women.
Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.
Life is unsure, always eat your dessert first.
Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans.
Life is what you make it.
Life is...life is...life is...life is a kumquat.
Life might be easier if we had the source code.
Life would be so very easy if we only had the source code
Life! Can't live with it, can't live without it.
Life's a beach and still you always marry one.
Life's a bitch, time's a bastard, and death finishes it.
Life's too short & horses are cheap; ride 'em hard!
Life's too short for chess.
Life: Too many questions, too few answers.
Life: You peel layer after layer, you find nothing in it.
Like trapeze artists, computers need a net to work.
Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.
Like, !wow!, _man_, this is *real* *groo*vy!
Limelight is a very chancy illumination.
Limit Congressmen to 2 terms: One in office, one in jail!
Line noise provided by your local telephone company.
Line noise? What fh=.hElL is.LinS nfise?
List all installed virus programs now? (Y/N)
Listen to the rhythm of crashing hard drives.
Little boats should keep near the shore.
Little pitchers have wide ears.
Live and learn!
Live beneath your means.
Live better, electrically!
Live now -- procrastinate tomorrow!
Live so that the family parrot can live afterwards.
Live: Know the past, help the present, touch the future.
Living in the fast lane gets you to the other end rapidly
Living means dying -- Engels
Living on earth is better than loafing around Hades.
Living: The best demonstration of victory over mortality.
Lk#s9$ alkj --Oops! Sorry, fell asleep on the keyboard.
Lock and Load. These fingers have just begun to type.
Logic is a little tweeting bird chirping in the lea..
Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers with a very bad odor.
Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence.
Logic is in the eye of the logician.
Logic is logic. That's all I say.
Logic, coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Long live The Great Electronic Underground!
Look Ma, No Taglines!
Look after molehills mountains will look after themselves
Look at all the Indians.
Look into his eyes, and see if someone else is driving.
Look into yourself to discover your first priority.
Look out for barking dogs that bite.
Look out! Behind you!
Look people in the eye.
Look! A flying porpoise!
Look, a tagline! Step on it quick before it multiplies!
Looking for a few good yes men.
Looking for reality? Visit a latrine.
Lookout World! The Modem is Ringing!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Lose that ugly FAT! Download a trojan today.
Losing weight: the triumph of mind over platter.
Losing your drivers' license is God saying "Walk!"
Lost gold may be found, time lost is gone forever.
Lost interest? It`s so bad I`ve lost apathy.
Lotus executives do not wear Look & Feel T shirts.
Louisiana road sign: Trash is not bayou-degradable.
Love -- a grave mental disease.
Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothaches.
Love is a great beautifier.
Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics.
Love is being stupid together.
Love is blind, to everything except fat.
Love is in the offing, said the homicidal maniac.
Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to who adores you.
Love is like a baseball game, four balls and you walk.
Love is like a baseball game, three strikes you're out.
Love is of chemistry, sex is of physics.
Love is sentimental measles.
Love is the most subtle form of self-interest.
Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
Love means having to say you're sorry every 5 minutes.
Love the sea? I dote upon it - from the beach.
Love thy neighbor ... just never get caught.
Love truth but pardon error.
Love your enemies -- it makes them so damned mad.
Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.
Luck often wins out over science and technology!
Lucky is he for whom the belle toils.
Lucy in the Sky With s
Lunatic asylum: where optimism most flourishes.
Lurkers of the world unite!
Luxuriantly hand-crafted of only the finest ASCII.
Luxury, once sampled becomes necessity.
Luxury: Costs $7.69 to make and $20.00 to market.
Lycanthropes have a howling good time!
Lynch's Law: When the going gets tough, everybody leaves.
MIDDLE AGE: With any luck I'll outgrow it.
MIDI: Many Indecent Dollars Incurred
MIPS = Meaningless Indicator of Performance
MIPS: The shapely part of a computer that sways.
MIPS: What my wife gives me sun up to sun down.
MNP - Mighty Nice Piece at Fifi's House of Pleasure.
MODEM - Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine.
MONEY TALKS ... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
MOV POP, this hacker's gonna PUSH you into a home.
MS-DOS is CP/M on steroids.
MSDOS is a boot sector virus.
MY WAY is a long and winding road.
Mac screen message: "Like, dude, something went wrong."
MacIntosh:Computer with training wheels you can't remove.
Machine-independent program: Will not run on any machine.
Mad: Affected with a lot of intellectual independence.
Madam, an error, we did a hysterectomy on your husband
Madness takes a toll make sure you have the exact change.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Madonna/Quayle '96 - Truth or Duh!!?
Madonna: Our Lady of Perpetual Promotion.
Madre que consiente engorda una serpiente.
Maintainer's Motto: If we can't fix it, it ain't broke.
Make a wish, it might come true.
Make friends with sysops: Page at 3 a.m.
Make new friends but cherish the old ones.
Make new friends but keep the old. Like silver and gold.
Make someone happy tomorrow, Mind your own business today
Make two grins grow where there was only a grouch before.
Malice is merely stupidity raised to a higher power.
Man and wife make one fool.
Man is a fool, always wanting what is not.
Man is a piece of the universe made alive.
Man is the bad child of the universe.
Man is the missing link between apes and human beings.
Man isn't "meant" to do things. He "means" to do things
Man looks into the abyss, and sees himself.
Man loves little and often, woman much and rarely.
Man marry girl with no bust have right to feel low down.
Man who farts in church sit in own pew.
Man who fights with wife all day gets no peace at night.
Man who gets kicked in testicles left holding the bag.
Man who kisses girl's behind gets crack in face.
Man who lay woman on ground get peace on Earth.
Man who lay woman on hill not on level.
Man who snatch kiss when young, kiss snatch when old.
Man who suck nipple make clean breast of things.
Man who took key to girl's apartment get no new key.
Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
Man with holes in pockets feels cocky all day.
Man's horizons are bounded by his vision.
Man's inhumanity to man makes countless thousands mourn.
Man, born of woman is of few days; full of trouble.
Man: There is nothing more miserable and more arrogant.
Man`s horizons are bounded by his vision.
Maniac: He who leaves Maine. Mainer: he who stays.
Manuals come out, after all possible keystrokes fail.
Manuals: Never has so much been so confused by so many.
Many a family tree needs trimming.
Many are absent from reality physically and/or mentally.
Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long.
Many foxes grow gray, but few grow good.
Many kiss the hand that they wish they could bite off.
Many possess the wisdom of many and only the wit of one.
Many receive advice, only the wise profit from it.
Many things are more than just the sum of their parts.
Many tombstones should read: "Died at 30. Buried at 60."
Many would be cowards if they had courage enough to be so
Margaritas in a birdbath? Enough tequila mockingbird!
Marijuana, nature's way of saying "Hi!"
Marketing is simply sales with a college education.
Marriage is not a WORD, it's a SENTENCE.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
Marriage makes a life of deception a necessity.
Marriage, a romance but the hero dies in the 1st chapter.
Marriage, is a lifelong venture, approached with caution.
Marriage. A joint venture resulting in a fysical merger.
Marriages are based on believing you won the arguments.
Married politicians do it to wife and country.
Married.. Who me ? ... I can't mate in captivity.
Mars needs women, apply at NASA.
Mary had a little RAM -- only a MEG or so.
Mary had a little jam -- labels in her laser jet.
Mary had a little lamb -- The doctor was very surprised.
Mary had a little lamb -- a little beef, a little ham.
Mary had a little lamb -- the doctor died of shock!
Mary had a little pram -- punch line for sex.
Mary had a little scam -- and did 5 to 10.
Mary had potatoes, wine, salad, and a little lamb.
Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy!
Master debaters often argue with themselves.
Math illiteracy affects eight of every five people.
Matrimony is the root of all evil.
Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence.
Matter will be damaged in proportion to its value.
Maud Adams correctly.
May I suggest a nice set of fur lined ankle straps?
May a thousand angry hornets take refuge in your pants.
May all your hang-ups be drip-dry.
May the force be with you.
May the wind behind you always be your own...
May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss.
May you live all the days of your life.
May your best yesterday be better than your worst today.
Maybe we should quit now.
Maybe you're correct being nervous now.
Mayor of a major U.S. city.
Maytag is my middle name: I'm an agitator.
McBorgs - Over one billion assimilated!
Me heap big programmer! Me read core dumps in restroom!
Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that.
Me: Optimistic Pessimist, Wife: Pessimistic Pessimist.
Meaning of life: <deleted for lack of space>.
Meaningless tagline attached to pointless message.
Medical Def'n #9:OUTPATIENT; A person who has fainted.
Medical staff: A physician's cane.
Meester, do you vant to buy a duck?
Meet my friends, Ida Noe and H.E. Dunnit.
Meetings are indispensable for doing nothing.
Megabyte: Congressional spending.
Megahertz--when something is really painful.
Megan Follows scripts scrupilously.
Melanie Mayron the New York Marathon.
Melting pot: was 'USA', now means wrong dish in microwave
Member: International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves.
Memoirs are the backstairs of history.
Memories keep the wolf of insignificance from the door.
Memory Manager: Something I need more than my computer.
Memory defect detected. Go back to school? (Y/N)
Memory is the second thing to go during the human story..
Memory is the second thing to go. I can't remember the
Memory overload error noted ... Meltdown now evident.
Memory seems to go first, or second, or ...
Memory: Subject to RAMsom.
Men are born ignorant; they are made stupid by education.
Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands.
Men are inherently chauvinistic.
Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their minds
Men avoid attributing cleverness to others unless enemies
Men die and worms eat them - but not for love.
Men know life too early, women too late.
Men, in general, are but overgrown children.
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
Mental Floss: In one ear and out the other.
Mental floss might prevent moral decay.
Menu: A list of meals the restaurant has just run out of
Menu: List of dishes which the restaurant has run out of.
Message brought to you by sufficient coffee indigestion.
Message sent. Destroy immediately upon receipt.
Metaphors be with you.
Metric Lit: The Courtship of Kilometers Standish.
Mice and Men make plans, Cats and Women should work.
Mice crawl under doors, programs crawl under Windows.
Michael! Don't chew on that@#~!... NO CARRIER
Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
Microsoft 900 numbers. I have call blocking installed...
Microwaves frizz your heir.
Midas was into golden showers.
Middle Age: Halfway between adolescence and obsolescence!
Middle age: When your age starts to show at your middle.
Midwest farmers are just plain folks.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
MilliHelen: Beauty required to launch one ship.
Minds, like parachutes, work only when open.
Mine! Mine! It's all mine!
Minnie and Mickey Mouse are slow maze learners.
Minor operation. What workers do in a coal mine.
Miracle Software, Inc. Motto: If it works, it's a Miracle
Misbehaving witches are sent to their broom closet.
Mischief all comes from too much opening of the mouth.
Misery brings strange bedfellows.
Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
Misfortune: The kind of fortune that never misses.
Misfortunes always enter any door left open for them.
Misinformation is the cruelest computer virus of all.
Misspelled? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
Misspelled? No way! I use an error-correcting modem.
Misster, do you vant to buy a duck?
Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure.
Mistakes are often the stepping stones to total failure.
Mistakes at least show someone did something at sometime.
Mistakes made by Congress get worse when corrected.
Mistakes=Learning. If you knew it, you wouldn't make 'em.
Misteaching: Telling one's grandmother how to suck eggs.
Mister! Here's your mule.
Mistletoe at airline counter? Kiss your baggage goodbye.
Mistrust first impulses, they are always good.
Mobius strippers never show you their back side.
Modem sex begins with a handshake.
Modem: Deterrent to receiving wanted and unwanted calls.
Modems.....reach out and BYTE someone.
Moderation in all things should be practiced sparingly.
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
Moderator (n): see also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor.
Modern mother: "You don't write, nor call, nor fax."
Modern poets mix too much water with their ink. -Goethe
Modesty died when false modesty was born.
Modesty is a good bait when fishing for praise.
Mom to picky child: "Just give peas a chance."
Mommy, why does that moon have a crack?
Monarchs in butterflights of migration.
Monday: The day after the football game.
Money Isn't Everything - but is way ahead of 2nd place!
Money Isn't Everything. (Just Kidding!)
Money can't buy happiness, but allows a choice of misery.
Money costs too much -- Lew Archer
Money is a good aphrodisiac. Flowers work almost as well.
Money is a lousy means of keeping score.
Money is always there but the pockets change.
Money is an excellent servant, but a horrible master.
Money is like an arm or leg - use it or lose it.
Money is round, it rolls away.
Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.
Money is the root of all wealth.
Money is the sinews of both love and war.
Money is truthful. Men who speak of honor must pay cash.
Money talks ... and mine only says "Good bye."
Money talks, but all mine ever says is "Goodbye."
Money talks, but credit has an echo.
Money talks. Usually it says, "Bend over."
Money won't buy happiness, but it will get a dinner date.
Money won't buy happiness, but it's a great downpayment.
Money: A mint makes it first and we try to make it last.
Monologue: A conversation between realtor and prospect.
Monopolized cable service is all cable and no service.
Monotheism is a gift from the gods.
Morale is self-esteem in action.
Morality is a private and costly luxury.
Morbid: The next higher offer at an auction.
More than you wanted to know, aren't you sorry you asked?
Mosquito: Designed by God to make flies seem better.
Most "scientists" are bottle washers and button sorters.
Most allies must be watched just like the enemy.
Most bugs are real sons of glitches.
Most dangerous thing in a combat zone: officer with a map
Most family trees have several branches best forgotten.
Most free items find an eager waiting user.
Most great discoveries start with making a mistake.
Most important political office? Private Citizen.
Most of our future lies ahead.
Most of us hate to see a poor loser--or a rich winner.
Most people deserve each other. Forgive and remember.
Most religions do not make men better, only warier.
Most weight lifters are biceptual.
Most wonderful ideas are so obvious that they're not.
Mother Earth is not flat!
Mother Nature erred: Leaves should fall up.
Mother nature is a bitch.
Mother said I hadn't oughta, so I stayed a virgin, sorta.
Motherbored - 'Let's play some Nintendo, son!'
Mothers-in-law must drink goat's milk, always butting in.
Motto of the LAPD: "We Treat You Like A King!"
Mountains culminate in peaks, and nations in people.
Movement To Ban Silly Tag Lines; Send donations to:
Mr. Bullfrog sez: Time is fun when you're having flies.
Mr. Crusher, try the caps lock.
Mr. Worf! Eating Christmas Cookies, on my bridge?
Mr. Worf, prepare to fire photon torpedoes...Oh, It's you
Mrs. Ghandi is in a sari state.
Mud slinging politicians clod their way to the top.
Multitasking = 3 PCs and a chair with wheels!
Multitasking allows screwing up several things at once.
Muppeteers do it under a table or back stage.
Muppeteers feel "warm fuzzies"
Muppeteers have their heads up their hands.
Muppeteers have warm hands.
Murphy never had it so good.
Murphy was an optimist.
Murphy's Law is always a good excuse.
Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will.
Murphy's law only fails when you try to demonstrate it.
Music is the only sensual pleasure without vice.
Music with dinner is insulting both chef and violinist.
Musicians are just playin' folks.
Must go - My attack cat needs her claws filled.
Must think of a tagline... think, think, KaThunk!
My Go this amn keyboar oesn't have any 's.
My MD wrote an Rx for regular sex, but Blue Cross refused
My Twit Filter just put me on its Twit List!
My best taglines are in for repair! This one's a loaner.
My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R.
My brain is my second favorite organ.
My brain's not crippled, it's functionally challenged.
My cat walks all over me!
My compiler has a first name, it's Q.U.I.C.K.
My components are indiscreet.
My computer NEVER loc
My computer even came with a driver's side air bag.
My computer has EMS....Wont you help?
My computer puts out.
My cow aborted, now she is decalfinated.
My decision is *Maybe* and that's final.
My ex-wife got the gold mine, but I got the shaft.
My family tree is in the forest, somewhere!
My genes are so tight, they may stay with me forever.
My get up and go just got up and went...
My girlfriend's schizo. She's good people, but....
My hard disk went on a diet and lost it's FAT.
My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.
My life is still in BETA test.
My mail reader can beat up your mail reader.
My mind ain't so open that anything can crawl right in.
My mind is like a blotter: Soaks it up, gets it backwards
My mind. I can feel it. I can feel it going. Goodbye.
My name is Taylor, but I don't know a needle from a pin.
My name seems to be "xxx-xx-xxxx" what's yours?
My neighbor has a circular driveway. she can't get out.
My opinions are not those of my ex-employer.
My opinions expressed above are not necessarily mine.
My other car is a Galaxy Class Starship, need a ride?
My other computer is a Cadillac.
My other computer is a HAL9000.
My other tagline is a Porsche.
My other tagline is a footnote.
My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship ...
My patience is like 7-Up: Never had it, never will.
My poor mouse only has one ball.
My problem is an 8088 brain in a 80486 world.
My profession? Does the word "peon" mean anything to you
My reality check just bounced.
My reputation grows with every failure -- Shaw
My tagline is in the shop. This is a loaner.
My trouble is that my absence makes good company.
My twit filter just put me on its twit List.
My vote for "Tag Line of the Year" award!
My wallet's cache is disabled.
My widget is better than yours simply because it's MINE.
Myth-conceptions are the major cause of wars! - A. Hitler
Mythology: Invented lies for future consumption.
NAK NAK... Who's there?
NEVER ask a barber if you need a haircut.
NEVER moon a police officer who has a polearm.
NEW! The Fart Book; complete with scratch and sniff $4.95
NOT!
NOW, you can press the other key to continue...
NR] ■ It's Not What You Know, But Who You Know.
Nam homo proponit, sed Deus disponit.
Name for a topless bathing suit: "Two for the show?"
Natural laws can't be modified or legislated.
Natural laws have no pity.
Nature abhors a hero.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Nature sides with the hidden flaw.
Nature, like people, sometimes weeps for gladness.
Navel Lint... Belly Button Offspring
Necessity is a mother.
Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.
Neckties: Easy directions to men's brains.
Need hubcaps? Try Midnight Auto Supply.
Needs are a function of what other people have.
Nepotism is fine as long as you keep it in the family.
Nervous as long tailed cat in roomful of rocking chairs.
Nervous: Asking what wine goes well with fingernails.
Network Adminstrators thumbing nodes at each other...
Network management is like trying to herd cats.
Network? I'm retired, I don't do no work never.
Networks - computing method of shared blame.
Neurosis is a communicable disease.
Neutrality pays when your wife and mother-in-law argue.
Neutrinos are into physicists.
Neutrinos have bad breadth.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
Never agree with me, it shakes my self confidence.
Never apologize, never explain. -Churchill
Never appeal to his better nature. He may not have one.
Never argue with a skunk, mule, female, or a SysOp.
Never attribute to malice what is explained by stupidity.
Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.
Never believe in miracles, simply depend upon them.
Never believe what you hear, and less of what you think.
Never borrow trouble, the interest is entirely too high.
Never buy a software package bigger than your head.
Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.
Never complain.
Never confuse a motion with an action. Apples & Oranges.
Never confuse endurance with hospitality.
Never confuse moving fast with going somewhere.
Never cut down an Ironwood Tree to build your life raft.
Never deprive someone of hope, it may be all they have.
Never despair. If you do, you will work on into despair.
Never do anything twice that you don't have to do at all.
Never do today what you can delegate tomorrow.
Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.
Never drink and derive.
Never drink from your finger bowl, it contains only water
Never eat anything larger than your head.
Never eat prunes when you're famished.
Never enough time, unless you're serving it.
Never exaggerate.
Never flush urinals with your hand - use your elbow.
Never forget that clones are people two.
Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight!
Never go to bed with anybody crazier than you are.
Never have children, but always have grandchildren.
Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist.
Never invest in anything that eats or needs painting.
Never invite newlyweds to a come-as-you-are party.
Never judge a man by his taglines.
Never lean forward to push an invisible object.
Never let mechanical objects know you're in a hurry.
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
Never mind the dog, beware of the owner & fecal deposits.
Never miss a good opportunity to shut your face.
Never park your hard disk in a tow-away zone.
Never pay for work before it's completed.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never program and drink beer at the same time.
Never put off 'til tomorrow what you can avoid altogether
Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely.
Never say "oops."
Never say never; say 'highly unlikely' instead.
Never settle for less than your best.
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
Never stand near a sneezing dragon.
Never take action when you're angry.
Never tell a lie, unless lying is your strongest point.
Never tell people everything you know.
Never tell them what you wouldn't want to do.
Never test for a condition you don't know how to handle.
Never test for an error unless you're ready to handle it.
Never test for an error you don't know how to handle.
Never think of the future. It comes too soon regardless.
Never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.
Never trust a skinny cook.
Never trust a smiling wolf to tend your sheep.
Never trust anyone who speaks well of everyone.
Never try this stunt on your own PC.
Never try to out stubborn a cat.
Never try to outstubborn a cat.
Never underestimate the power of forgiveness.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.
Never use a tool that's more intelligent than you are.
Never volunteer.
Never walk out on a quarrel with your wife.
Never waste a fair right on your social inferior.
Never wear a Big Mac suit while next to George Foreman.
Never, never, never *MOON* a werewolf.
New Disney club for kids: M-I-C-K-E-Y, M-O-D-E-M
New Documentary: Nancy Allen A Day's Work
New Mail not found. Start WHINE/POUT sequence? (Y/N)
New Product: Preparation A - for Asteroids sufferers.
New York City artist: Yankee Doodle Dandy.
New book: Do's and Don'ts for a Hormonious Honeymoon.
New from Kytel Records: HOOKED ON TAGLINES
New tagline. Please read the instructions.
Newest Storage: A WORN disk. (Write Once..Read Never).
Next time you wave at me use more than one finger.
Next time you wave, use ALL of your fingers!!
Nice computers don't crash.
Nice guys get sick.
Nickel: Once good for getting the wrong number with.
Nietzsche is pietzsche, Goethe is murder.
Night of the Living Dead - Nocturnal BBSr!
Nihilism should commence with oneself.
Ninety percent of everything will prove to be plain crap.
Nitrate: The motel rate for a stay of more than two hours
No Commander, I meant the OTHER battleship.
No New Mail. Leave threatening message for SysOp? (Y/n)
No amount of careful planning will ever replace dumb luck.
No answer is also an answer.
No bachelor files for divorce after a home-cooked meal.
No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.
No battle plan has ever survived contact with the enemy.
No comment.
No condo, no MBA, no BMW, no 486, no clever tagline.
No decorations necessary.
No facts are sacred, none are profane.
No generalization is wholly true, not even this one.
No job is too simple nor too small to make a mess out of.
No light, but rather darkness visible -- Milton
No man can serve two masters, yes-men can serve hundreds.
No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar
No man is lonely while eating spaghetti.
No matter how cynical you get, it's impossible to keep up.
No matter how large that drive is, it'll never be enough.
No matter what goes wrong, someone knew it would.
No medicine can cure a vulgar person.
No need to be leading to have the courage to go ahead.
No one can sincerly help another without helping himself.
No one can take advantage of you without your permission.
No one can think clearly with clenched fists.
No one does as much harm as one going about doing good.
No one gets a change of scenery except the lead dog.
No one is so happy or sad as he imagines.
No one should hide their true self behind a false face.
No one should test the depth of a river with both feet.
No parking in the red zone.
No person ever became wicked all at once.
No person is lonely while eating spaghetti.
No person should govern another without their permission.
No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away
No quarter asked, no change given.
No reason for it; it's just my policy
No region can include itself as well -- Whitehead
No sEx CaUses DistOrted VisIon
No sane man will dance.
No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
No sense of humor? You probably have no sense at all.
No tax collector will ever enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard.
No woman should imitate men. Men are not worth it.
No wonder can last more than three days.
No! to a 4 year old means, "Not while I'm looking."
No, I don't know what "apathy" means, nor do I care.
No, I'm NOT an Extended Character.
No, I'm not just another extended character.
No, Taco Bell is not the Mexican telephone company.
No, boars are never chauvinists.
No, no--the message is up there!
Noah might have saved dinosaurs with Zip instead of Arc.
Noah saved all the animals from the flood by arcing them.
Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them!
Noble deeds that are concealed are most esteemed.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
Nobody can be just like me. Even I have trouble.
Nobody else knows what to do either.
Nobody ever bet too much on a winning horse.
Nobody ever bets enough on the winning horse.
Nobody ever goes there, it's too crowded.
Nobody has ever learned all of WordPerfect.
Nobody home but the lights, and they're out too.
Nobody is as deaf as those who will not to hear.
Nobody knows the truffles I've seen.
Nobody notices when things go right.
Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
Nobody's seen it all.
Node: Was aware of. The past tense of "know."
Non omnia possumus omnes.
Non-fiction often is more unrealistic than fiction.
None Of You Exist! My Sysop Types All Of This In!
None but a mule denies his genealogy.
Nos micturate te salutamus.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Nostalgia was much better in the good old days.
Not Ready Error reading user's mind.
Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy substitute.
Not a slob; a victim of a dysfuntional wastebasket.
Not all bugs are worth fixing.
Not breaking the rules, just testing the elasticity...
Not everything in life is funny.
Not everything in life is funny. - R.L. Asprin
Not everything more difficult is more meritorious.
Not everything that counts can be counted.
Not getting enough? See if SEX.COM is off-line.
Not in this lifetime!
Not now ... I have to go mow the laundry.
Not now, I've got a headache.
Not to know is bad, but not to wish to know is worse.
Not tonight, dear. I have a modem.
Not very flattering, is it?
Not when the only female here is my Daughter.
Nothing astonishes like common sense and plain dealing.
Nothing better to do?
Nothing can go wrong...go wrong...go wro*%$@# NO CARRIER.
Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
Nothing in this world is certain but DOS and taxes.
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
Nothing is ever constant, unless it is dead.
Nothing is ever foolproof. They are always so ingenious.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Nothing is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Nothing is foolproof, idiots are too ingenious.
Nothing is impossible for he who doesn't have to do it.
Nothing is impossible for someone impervious to reason.
Nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it.
Nothing is more believed as that known least by the most.
Nothing is so good that somebody will not hate it.
Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
Nothing is very funny when you're underneath.
Nothing is worth more than this day. --Goethe
Nothing is wrong with you that reincarnation can't cure.
Nothing really obnoxious ever totally disappears.
Nothing recedes like success.
Nothing spells LOVE better than 6 hours of screaming sex.
Nothing succeeds like failure.
Nothing works, and nobody cares.
Nothing's as good as a good yawn, with a good stretch.
Nothing's as good as a parking meter with 10 min left.
Nothing's as good as a reachable itch.
Nothing's as good as being a pound lighter on the scales.
Nothing's as good as hearing oneself quoted.
Nothing's more dangerous than a mind with a solitary idea
Notice: All incoming fire has the right of way.
Nouvelle cuisine shows more on the bill, than the plate.
Now *that's* impressive!
Now and then an honest person goes into politics.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Now entering the 80XXX echo...(Some assembly required).
Now is the time for all good men to come to.
Now may be an excellent time to become a missing person.
Now on CD ROM, classic taglines of the computer era.
Now really!
Now that I've screwed this thing up, what do we do?
Now that Superman's dead, do we need the kryptonite?
Now where can you find one, nicer than this?
Now you don't REALLY expect an answer to that, do you?
Now, if you ran Windows...had a 486...had money...
Now, now, we're not schizophrenic, am I?
Now... where did I park that hard disk?
Nowadays even some illiterates can read and write.
Nuclear Weapons: May they rust in peace.
Nuclear submarine's major problem: Whale mating season.
Nude cooks should wear aprons when frying bacon.
Nudists are people who wear one-button shirts.
Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.
Nudists wear drip-dry suits.
Numbers justify math teachers' existence.
Nursey rhyme in computer puts a farmer in the DELL.
Nuther Bryalunt Minde Distoryed By Publik Educashun.
O oysters come and walk with us, the walrus did beseech.
O'Toole's Comment on Murphy's Law: Murphy was an optimist.
O'Toole's Commentary: Murphy was an optimist.
OBLIGATO -- being forced to practice the piano.
OFF-line mail make sysops happy.
OH!! BOY!!! LOOOOOK!!!! I'm Pointing at you!
OK I got the new release, Now whens the next one?
OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to be eccentric.
ORG.ASM not found. Girlfriend not happy...
OS/2 - The sane way to jump out of windows.
OS/2 Version 2: Windows with bullet proof glass.
OS/2: Upgrades are free. Who would PAY for it anyway?
OS/2: Your Brain - Windows: Your brain on drugs.
OTOH, BTW, IMHO this is gibberish.
Oatbran can cause cereal output errors.
Obesity: A surplus gone to waist.
Objects are closer than they appear...
Objects fall so as to do the most damage.
Obscenity exists to shock the elderly.
Obscenity is whatever gives a judge an erection.
October, when greens turn brown and tans pale.
October; When trees change from hirsuties to bald pates.
Of all forms of caution, cautious love is the most fatal.
Of all the people I have met, you are certainly one.
Of all the things I lost I miss my mind the most.
Of all thirty-six alternatives, ignoring it is best.
Of all wild beasts, a boy is the most difficult to tame.
Of course I can cook, but I never do it on the first date
Of course I tessssted it.
Of course, Natalie Wood not do anything like that!
Of course, Shelley Winters at Palm Springs.
Of course, we could always get a sump pump.
Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ^D!@#$%^(*&^%^Z.
Officer I couldn't have been doing more than 600 watts.
Official Tagline of Major League Baseball
Often the test of courage is not to die but to live.
Oh captain! my captain! our fearful trip is done.
Oh could I fly, I'd fly with thee.
Oh no! Not another expensive update.
Oh no, not deja-vu again. Oh no, not deja-vu again. Oh no
Oh that? I was playing leap frog with a unicorn.
Oh war. Thou son of Hell.
Oh well, half of one, six dozen of the other.
Oh yeah? Beta test this.
Oh! I almost forgot! It's absolutely VITAL to plan ahea
Oh! I thought you were asking about my work ETHNIC...
Oh! Pinprick wasn't meant to refer to your...
Oh, I'm sorry, was that your hard drive.
Oh, my ears and whiskers, how late it's getting.
Oh, no! Not another learning experience!
Oh, pardon me, was that *your* culture? So sorry.
Oh, thanks! I guess I'm SOL!
Oh, what a tangled web we weave -Hair Club For Men.
Ok! I'm weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.
Ok, let yourself go, as long as you can let yourself back
Ok, now for a quick backu^L+b&2PO^1+=.
Okay -- NOW you can panic!
Okay Okay - right after this one we're BACK to the TOPIC!
Okay, I'm crazy! But I'm saving up to be eccentric.
Okay. When I count to three, everybody smile!
Old Grandad is dead, but his spirit lives on.
Old MacDonald had a computer with EIA I/O.
Old age & treachery triumph over youth & vigor.
Old age and treachery will beat youth and enthusiasm.
Old age is a disease without a cure.
Old age is not for sissies.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Old bakers never die, they just quit making dough.
Old birds are hard to pluck.
Old computers make great boat anchors.
Old frogs never die, but they do croak!
Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
Old programmers never die, they just lose their byte.
Old programmers never die. They branch to a new address.
Old soldiers never die - young ones do.
Old soldiers never die, they just fade away..
On a clear disk you can seek forever.
On a quiet night, you can listen forever and hear nothing
On all lasergrams: Don't forget the Zap code.
On earth as it is in San Francisco
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
On the stage, dying is easy, comedy is difficult.
On the whole history tends to be rather poor fiction.
On this BBS, we recycle all of our bytes, bit by bit.
Once Upon A Time, In A Galaxy Parked By The Bay...
Once a Programmer, Always A Programmer!
Once a king always a king, but once a knight isn't enough
Once declared, resolutions are subject to critisim.
Once more into the breach.
Once uttered, words run faster than the horses I bet on.
Once you've defined your goal, write it down.
One B-2 bomber = 30,000 4-year college educations.
One Buchanan beats a Bush hiding a Quayle any day.
One Is Seldom Criticized For A Closed Mouth.
One Man's Trash Is Another Man's Treasure
One crow will not peck out another crow's eyes.
One day I'm a windshield, the next day a bug thereon.
One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it.
One good turn gets most of the blanket on a cold night.
One good turn gets most of the blanket.
One lie always leads to another almost automatically.
One loss doesn't make a season.
One man's Sushi is another man's Bait.
One man's Windows are another man's walls.
One man's folly is another man's wife.
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
One of the most common of all diseases is diagnosis.
One of these days, Alice, one of these days.
One person's <grin> is another's <groan>.
One person's bug is another person's feature.
One person's theology is another person's belly laugh.
One way to stop a run away horse is to bet on him.
One who is always in a stew generally goes to pot.
One who is in peril thinks with their legs.
One's needs are a function of what other people have.
Onion ring to rule them all, onion ring to bind them.
Only DaVinci knows why Mona Lisa smiled.
Only God can make a random selection.
Only I can tell where my own shoe pinches me.
Only a doctor suffers from good health.
Only a mediocre person is always at his best.
Only a mediocre person is ever at their best.
Only a sick mind could like this tagline.
Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.
Only fools make technology a master instead of a servant.
Only fools read taglines.
Only he attempting the absurd can achieve the impossible.
Only in baseball is a self-sacrifice appreciated.
Only in your dreams are you really free.
Only people born with chimneys are allowed to smoke.
Only the ephemeral is of lasting value -- Ionesco
Only the hand able to erase can write the truth.
Only the lead dog sees the scenery change.
Only the lucky find life is two steps forward, one back.
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
Only the rich have distant relatives.
Only the stupidest calves chose their own butcher.
Only they can conquer who believe they can.
Onward and backward! We must look busy.
Ooh, goodie! I hear the Nurse coming with another shot!
Ooo la la!
Ooops. My brain just hit another bad sector.
Open it up and what have you got: Bibbity, Bobbity BOOOO.
Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally.
Open mouth, insert foot, echo stupidity internationally.
Operator!....Trace this call and tell me where I am.
Opinions are like noses, almost everybody has one.
Opinions are like rear ends, everybody's got one.
Opinions expressed here or there are not necessarily mine
Opportunities taken are what makes your future.
Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
Opportunity does not beckon with beepers and billboards.
Opportunity knocks once - the neighbors rest of the time.
Opposing action systems do not execute simultaneously.
Optimist: Someone who doesn't know all the facts yet.
Optimization hinders evolution.
Orator: a two minute idea, a two hour vocabulary.
Oregon cellars contain more water than Texas rivers.
Organic: Church music.
Original discoveries, seem so obvious afterwards.
Originality is undetected plagiarism.
Orthopedists get all the breaks.
Ostrich: He runs so fast he leaves his behind behind.
Other than it doesn't work, it works fantastic for me.
Other than penicillin do you take if you have everything?
Other than that, Jackie, how was the parade? - Dan Quayle
Other things change, but we start and end with family.
Other times, other customs.
Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now!
Our big cities are becoming Third World countries.
Our first and last love is self-love.
Our future is always uncertain our end is always too near
Our houseplants have a good sense of humous.
Our life is a trip between two eternities.
Our parents ruin our early lives, our children later.
Our program, who art in memory, EXE be thy name...
Our world: a 8000 mile in diameter spherical pile of dirt
Out of Body... back in 5 minutes.
Out of String Space - the Final Frontier.
Out of string space? Try Scotch Tape.
Out of the frying pan, into der fire. - The Swedish Chef.
Outpatient. A person who has fainted in the waiting room
Outside noisy, inside empty.
Over the river and through the woods? GIVE ME THAT MAP!
Overdrawn? But I still have checks left.
Overestimation: Thinking that all your geese are swans.
Overtip breakfast waitresses.
Ozarks Social Attire: two shotguns and a jug of 'shine.
PANDORA.ZIP Warning! DO NOT unZip this file!
PARANOID - One who is really in touch with reality.
PCs are OK except when you use them as bowling balls.
PMS = (P)utting up with (M)en's (S)h*t!
PMS = Powerful Mood Swings
PMS = Punish My Spouse
POETS: Piss On Everything, Tomorrow's Saturday.
PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT: an "I do" with an asterisk.
PRIME DIRECTIVE, MY A**! Phasers on maximum!
PS/2 it? PS/on it too.
Pain is a part of all life. Misery is at your option.
Pain is just God's way of hurting you.
Pain of child birth; preview of things to come.
Pale ink beats a good memory.
Paleontology students dig up dirt on pre-history.
Pants: Trousers' country cousins.
Paper is always strongest at the perforations.
Paperless bathrooms - a step beyond the paperless office.
Paranoia is heightened awareness.
Paranoia isn't as much fun as it used to be.
Paranoia: the feeling that a tagline is about you.
Pardon Me, But Would You Have Any Blue Poupon?
Pardon me, I just regained consciousness.
Pardon my driving, I'm trying to reload on the move.
Parents: One of the hardships of a minor's life.
Parking is such street sorrow.
Part-time musicians are semiconductors.
Parts is parts.
Parts that cannot be assembled in improper order will be.
Parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus.
Pascal programmers do it with indentations.
Pascal: not Wirth a nickel.
Passing on curves: What a beauty-contest judge does.
Passionate kiss like spider web -- lead to undoing of fly.
Patience is a virtue possessed by few men and no women.
Patience: A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue.
Patience: A surfer sitting in Walden Pond.
Patriotism is always the last refuge for the scoundrel.
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
Patriotism: willingness to kill/die for trivial reasons.
Paul Revere was a tattle-tale.
Paul said it is better to marry than burn, some wonder.
Pay attention! This is the mother of all taglines.
Pay lay vooh frazayh?
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!
Pckd tgln, vwls nsrtd ltr.
Pedestrian: The most approachable chap in the world.
Pedestrians come in two types: Quick or Dead.
Pedestrians: The Quick or the Dead.
Pee-Wee's favorite baseball team --> the Expos.
Peeking two-eyed through a keyhole takes a narrow mind.
Peeping Tom: In partial observer.
Penguin: The headwaiter of the Antarctic.
People are always available for work in the past tense.
People are the only creatures with the power of laughter.
People say I'm apathetic, but I don't care.
People say I'm indecisive, but I'm not so sure.
People sweat so they won't catch fire when making love.
People who are sensible about love are incapable of it.
People who have trouble communicating should shut up.
People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.
People who stagnate rather than evolve are almost dead.
People will act rationally only when all else fails.
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
People with dogs are too cowardly to bite for themselves.
People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
People, by nature, are civic animals.
People, not dogs, sell their souls for money or power.
Pereant, inquit, qui ante nos nostra dixerunt.
Perfect! Absolutely perfect!
Perfection is the road, not the destination.
Perhaps a radiologist can find something of value in him?
Perot/Bush/Quayle: The Milionaire, the Skipper & Gilligan
Perry Mason: Case of the ...
Person slow to anger is better than the mighty.
Personal friend of Elvis.
Persons reading between the lines do so at their own risk
Pessimism never won a battle.
Pessimist: One with a choice of two evils, chooses both.
Pessimist: one who no's too much.
Petty crime is the scourge of business today.
Philosophic enjoyment = mutual misunderstanding.
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex
Philosophy: A route leading from nowhere to nothing.
Phyllis Coates holiday ham with beer glaze.
Physics is experience, arranged in an economical order.
Pi are round. Cornbread are square.
Piano tuners do it twice a year.
Pickup survey: Man says "Hi"-71%; Woman says "Hi"-100%
Pilots are just plane folks.
Pity a donkey with a IQ of 138. Nobody likes a smart ass
Pity the poor corpuscle, for he labors in vein.
Place all paint in the rear. Leave no stern untoned.
Plan for bad fortune while your fortune is good.
Plan to throw one away. You will anyhow.
Planned parenthood --- the impossible dream.
Play it, again Sam.
Please come back to Detroit, we missed you the first time
Please deposit $.50 for the next three messages.
Please do not break character.
Please don't feed the typesetter.
Please don't unzip here. I'm bashful; I'll probably laugh
Please don't yell at me. I'm new at this.
Please ignore previous fortune.
Please ignore previous tagline.
Please let me know if you did not receive this.
Please return stewardess to original upright position.
Please take my word for it.
Please take note:
Please wait... Sysop has exited to DOS...
Please, forget that, I was just going to start eating.
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh, what a relief it is.
Plumbers spend a lot of time working in dark, wet holes.
Poetry is what Milton first saw after he went blind.
Poets are rather silent on the subject of cheese.
Point a finger of blame; you have 3 pointed at yourself!
Point at someone, you point three at yourself.
Point click point clic...guess my mouse isn't loaded.
Poke me with that one more time and I'll break it off!
Poker Face: The face that launched a thousand chips.
Poker: It's darkest just before you've drawn.
Polar Bears don't hunt Penguins. Why? Too far to swim...
Police tagline. Do not cross
Politeness makes wrinkles smooth.
Politeness.........The most acceptable hypocrisy.
Political correctness isn't.
Political savvy: Knowing which bribes to accept.
Politically Incorrect and proud of it!
Politically correct tagline: [..............]
Politicians fly the SST now, and all of us pay later.
Politicians profit by confusing theories with conditions.
Politics is stealing from the many and giving to the few.
Politics: Passing the buck or passing the doe.
Politics: The glad hand and the marble heart.
Politics: When one makes a decision that involves others.
Politics: the indifference of the majority.
Polymer physicists are into chains.
Positive fantasies: Actively guiding your imagination.
Positive thinking: Believe everything positively stinks.
Positive: Being mistaken at the top of one's voice.
Post no bills.
Post-Operative: Fancy title for a letter carrier.
Postage not necessary if mailed within the United States.
Postmen never die, they just lose their zip.
Postscript: The only thing of interest in some letters.
Poverty is the root of all evil.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
Power is an illusion; only stupidity is real.
Practice Safe Government... use Kingdoms!
Practice good mirth control, use a conundrum.
Practice safe algebra, use brackets.
Practice safe eating. Use condiments.
Practiss maks perfict.
Pragmatism should never be confused with moderation.
Praise: What you receive when you are no longer alive.
Pray for the success of atheism.
Pray not for things, but for wisdom and courage.
Precinct toilets stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
Predestination was doomed from the start.
Preferred Customer at Diane's House of Pies.
Pregnancy is a side effect of sloppy birth control.
Prejudice is the reason of fools.
Present technology may permit history to have an end.
Preserve the old, but know the new.
Press "+" to see another tagline.
Press + to see another tagline.
Press <Alt-A> to Adopt Me! I need a better home.
Press <CTRL>+<ALT>+<DEL> to continue.
Press <ESC> to load the BBS, or <ALT>+H for an IQ test.
Press END to achieve Nirvhana.
Press [ESC] to detonate or any other key to explode .
Press all the keys at once to continue...
Press any key - i.e. the key with "ANY" on it.
Press any key to continue or any other key to give up.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
Press any key... NO! NOT THAT ONE!
Pretend to spank me - I'm a pseudo-masochist.
Pretending sleep is the most common birth control device.
Prevent computer viruses. Install Trojans!
Prevention is better than cure.
Price of admission - your premise.
Priests do it faithfully with Masses.
Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.
Prism: place for lightwaves that commit minor refractions
Pro is to con as progress is to Congress.
Probation: killing Time for criminals.
Program Error: Unable to read user's mind!
Programmer Dracula: 'I'll have a small byte, my dear.'
Programmer's Oxymoron: Spare-Time
Programmers do it with their fingers.
Programmers get overlaid.
Programmers get overlayed!
Programmers should never drink and derive.
Programming -- the art of reinventing the wheel.
Programming Department: Mistakes made while you wait.
Programming: The art of debugging a blank sheet of paper.
Programs will expand to fill available memory.
Progress is made on alternate Fridays.
Projects not worth doing, are not worth doing well.
Promises and performances vary with hopes and fears.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Prosperity makes some friends and many enemies.
Prostitute: Someone who sleeps using the Buddy System.
Protect your right to arm bears.
Protein: Supportive of young people.
Prsentez toujours le devant au monde.
Prune: A plum that has seen better days.
Psst! Your .ZIP file is open.
Psychiatrists stay on your mind.
Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.
Psychic Con: You know where and when.
Psychoanalysis: makes simple people feel they're complex.
Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
Public Schools: The point of know return.
Public opinion flourishes where there are no ideas.
Pulled herself up by her garter straps.
Punctuality is the thief of time.
Pure drivel tends to drive away ordinary drivel.
Purranoia: the fear your cat is up to something.
Purring....the sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.
Put lawyers on the ethics committee, for balance.
Put off procrastinating until a later time.
Put on your seatbelts. I'm gonna try something new.
Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth.
QEMM: Quirky Expanded Memory Manager.
QUAYLE.BAS:DECLARE SUB elevator (topFloor-1)
QUO: What Elmer Fudd calls a crow.
Quality is to be found in absolutely everything I due.
Quartermasters have two sizes--too large and too small.
Quick! Make a wish! It has a chance to come true.
Quick! Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Quick! Say something profound in 45 characters or le.
Quick! hand me that solar-powered flashlight.
Quick, I need a tagline, let me steal yours.
Quick, call a Witch Doctor. My witch is sick!
Quick, press another key!
Quit BBSing; the wife and dog will be friendlier.
Quit while you are ahead.
Quit work and play for once.
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
Quoth the Raven, Eat My Shorts.
RAM - real estate abused by programmers.
RAM CRAM - the Joy of TSRs.
RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure...
RAM: Rarely Adequate Memory
RAM: Really Anti-Money
RAMsom, what you pay to sloppy programmers.
README.DOC: last minute uh-ohs.
REAL SysOps disconnect the speakers.
REALITY.SYS corrupted -- Reboot UNIVERSE [Y,n]?
REALLY!?!!? Does anyone read this thing?
ROFL: Read Our Flappin' Lips?
ROM instruction: (R)ead (O)perators (M)ind.
ROM wasn't built in a day.
RTFM: But it's the computer manuals I hate.
RTFM? You've got to be kidding.
RU486SX - 16 bit version of the popular abortion pill.
Racing for pink slips: doubled 386 vs 486 straight.
Racist leaders live off the fatheads of the land.
Radical: Anyone whose opinion differs from ours.
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Radioactive halibut will make fission chips.
Rainforest: a scarcity of animals a plethora of tourists.
Raise your IQ-- eat gifted children.
Raising pet electric eels has lots of current popularity.
Raising your voice does not reinforce your argument.
Randomness scares; religion is used to explain randomness
Ransom demand will be met. Just return the coffee pot.
Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Rational information in arguments not permitted here.
Rattlesnakes won't bite lawyers. Professional courtesy.
Reached beer d/l limit must u/l now
Read messages, not taglines.
Read my lips. No New Faxes!
Read the Bill of Rights.
Read the docs? Wow, what a radical concept.
Read the instructions? Why? It seems to be working fi
Reader not found, please notify tagline.
Reader not found...please notify tagline.
Reading with your eyes closed may help you understand.
Real Men use BASIC. C is for Unix.
Real knowledge is knowing the extent of one's ignorance.
Real knowledge is to know the extent of your ignorance.
Real men *do* cry in real time and real space.
Real men write self-modifying code.
Real programmers drink Jolt Cola.
Real programmers practice safe HEX.
Real programmers snort Taster's Choice.
Real programmers use punched cards.
Real wealth is the kind that can only increase.
Reality does not exist - yet.
Reality is a constant intrusion on my dreams.
Reality is an illusion produced by alcohol deficiency.
Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
Reality is for people who can't handle BBSing
Reality is for those that can't handle drugs.
Reality is something you must always rise above.
Reality is something you rise above.
Reality is the indefinite enumeration of objects.
Reality stems from the line printer.
Reality sure has unknown dimensions.
Reality sure is big...
Reality-O-Meter: [\.......] Hmmph! Thought so.
Reality-ometer [\........] Hmmph! Thought so...
Reality: Crutch for people who can't read science fiction
Reality: Life without alcohol.
Reality: Only a concept and the home of the brave.
Reality=ugly; Imagination=shiny; Fantasy=friendly
Really get stoned, drink wet cement.
Really stupid people believe they are intelligent.
Rebel without a cache.
Rebel without a clue!
Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.
Rebooting your brain can be tricky.
Recent investments will yield a slight profit.
Recognize the signs of spring.
Recursion, noun: see recursion.
Recursion: What goes around, comes around.
Recursive: recurrent Windows user.
Recycle today, or it ends up in your kids' backyard.
Recycle! For us and for them.
Recycle: For me, for you, for them, and them, and them.
Red meat isn't bad. Fuzzy blue-green meat is bad!
Red, white, and blue. Three colors that only run forward.
Redneck: (n); a person whose family tree doesn't fork.
Redundancy is something I can do again and again.
Refer to previous tagline.
Regardless of what you may think, this is not a tagline.
Regular or extra crispy, how do you want the environment?
Religion is the fashinonable substitue for belief.
Religions change, beer and wine remain.
Religious people are wicked, how would they be without?
Remember that a kick in the butt may equal a step forward
Remember that three lefts make a right.
Remember to leave 15% for the tip of the iceberg.
Remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty?
Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.
Remember, if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
Remember, it takes two to dance the tango.
Remember, it takes two to play peekaboo.
Remember, it takes two to share a kiss.
Remember, one runner does not make a race.
Remember, one shoe cannot be a pair.
Remember, one singer is not a duet.
Remember, the end never justifies the meanness.
Remember, the paper is strongest at the perforations.
Remember: No matter where you go; there you are.
Remind you of someone?
Renegade tagline! We're tired of being kidnapped!
Repartee: An insult with a suit and tie on.
Repent and return those library books.
Repetition is the death of art.
Republican rule: The more I get, the better off you are.
Repunzel, Repunzel, ... turn on your modem.
Reputation: What others are not thinking about you.
Resist being put into boxes.
Resistance is useless, if you have no volts or amps.
Resisting temptation is not as hard as recognizing it.
Resort: A place where the tired grow more tired.
Responsibility without power is like slavery.
Restaurant: An eating place that does not sell drugs.
Results may be unpredictable.
Retire from Congress in 1992 and pocket campaign funds.
Retired teachers have no class at all.
Retirement: when you get a certificate of depreciation.
Retreat hell! We're just fighting in another direction.
Revenge is sweeter than life itself. So think fools.
Revolutions are not about trifles, but from trifles grow.
Ribbon cables, like undies, should not be bundled.
Rise from life as a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.
Road racers go in deeper and come out harder!
Robot: Your plastic pal who's fun to be with.
Robotech? Oh, look Darling, it's Dallas in outer space!
Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world.
Rome didn't FALL in a day either.
Rome wasn't built in a day, contractors were on strike.
Ronald Reagan, the Milli Vanilli of Presidents.
Ronald Reagan.....A Triumph of the embalmer's art.
Rotisserie: a ferris wheel for chickens.
Rounded numbers are always false.
Royalty free tagline.
Rubber bands have snappy endings!
Rule of Order: He who shouts the loudest has the floor.
Rule of Thumb: The person either above or below you.
Rules - get broken all too frequently.
Rules? What rules?
Rumors love lies.
Run for the toilet, Taco Bell's done it again.
Running Windows is better than washing them.
Running water is fine, but not running through the roof.
Russian Express Card motto: Don't leave home.
SCUD: (S)ure (C)ould (U)se (D)irections.
SDRAWKCAB spelled backwards is backwards.
SENILE.COM found ... Out Of Memory ...
SERIOUS: You can afford a computer, immunize your kids.
SHHHH! Be vewy quiet -- I'm hunting FOREBEARS.
SHIN - A device for finding furniture in the dark.
SIN OF OMISSION: Any sin that you forgot to commit.
SLEEP.COM *** Process interrupted. Kill intruder?
SLEEP? NEVER! I'm a consultant.
SMART Drive: What D.C. drivers are incapable of.
SMARTDRV - "Did ya hear the one about the..."
SMARTDRV - "Ya mother wears army boots!"
SMARTDRV - Did you think I wanted a dumb one?
SMARTDRV installed. It's your data that's stupid.
SMOREPLAY: What Smurfs do before they smuck.
SNAFU: Situation Normal, All F*cked Up!
SNOOZE.EXE Complete. Repeat (Y/N)
STATISTICS: numbers looking for an argument.
STICK \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang that doesn't work.
STILL HERE? The message is over.... Go Home. Go On!
SYSOP \'sis äp\ n: hacker's diety; omnipotent.
SYSOP \'sis äp\ n: the person laughing as you type.
SYSTEM ERROR: press F13 to continue.
Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
Said the fly " Let us flee." Said the flea "Let us fly."
Sailors curse the rain that farmers prayed for in vain.
Sailors do it upon the waves.
Sails trimmed, autopilot on, now it's "Miller Time."
Sally sells C Shells to the C Sore.
San Francisco: where NOBODY eats Rice-a-Roni.
Sandwich every criticism between two layers of praise.
Sandwich: An faulty attempt to make both ends meat.
Sane? Hell, if I was sane why would I be here?
Sanity not found. Abort, Ignore, Retry, Fail?
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.
Satire: cloaks ignorance with semblance of truth.
Satire: weapon of the powerless against the powerful.
Sattinger's Law: It works better if you plug it in.
Save a tree...eat a beaver!
Save energy: be apathetic.
Save more trees, eat more beavers.
Save our planet, leave something of value behind.
Save our virgin forests - buy a tree a chastity belt.
Save out planet for our descendants.
Save the Plankton, eat a whale.
Save the earth, some of my best friends live here.
Save the plankton - eat a whale.
Save the whales! Start collecting a whole set today.
Save the whales. Buy IBM.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
Saved whales are to be stored in Davy Jones' locker.
Savings accounts and toothpaste, only come out easy.
Sax Ewell Harris meant nothing by that last remark.
Say "No," then negotiate.
Say "please" a lot.
Say "thank you" a lot.
Say No, Then Negotiate.
Say something soft & sweet. Marshmallow.
Say the secret word and this duck is yours.
Say, is it raining outside?
Scabbard: non-union poet
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
Science has not yet found a cure for the pun.
Scientific Method: A useful logical fallacy.
Screw each and every prime directive.
Screw up your courage! You've screwed up everything else
Screw your friends. Enemies won't let you get that close.
Scrooge had it wrong: "Blah" and "Some thug..."
Scrute the inscrutable; eff the ineffable.
Sculptor: A poor unfortunate who makes faces and busts.
Search and Replace: digging change out of sofa cushions.
Seattle Rain Festival - Canceled due to sunshine.
Seattle Rain Festival - Jan. 1 to Dec. 31
Second-hand tagline. As-is. $10. No refund or exchange.
Secretion: Something someone is hiding from you.
Sector not found: did you look under the sofa?
Sects! Sects! Sects! Is that all Monks think about?
Security is a game where final goal is never reached.
Security, confine the alien Sysop to the brig.
See Spot? Spot Seagate. Spot open gate.
See you in the movies!
Seeing is believing, Touching is convincing.
Seek not to follow footsteps but what they sought.
Seismologists do it to a fault.
Seize no evil, ears no evil, and nose no evil.
Self abuse is the sincerest kind.
Self-made man: A horrible example of unskilled labor.
Self-sacrifice: to sacrifice others without blushing.
Selfishness is a vice we see it only in others.
Semiconductor: A part-time orchestra leader.
Semper Fidelis
Senate Member.
Senility means never having to drink just to forget.
Seniors are years ahead.
Sentient plasmoids are a gas.
Serfs up - Spartacus.
Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow -- Wilde
Seriousness is the very next step to being dull.
Seven Deadly Sins: All the good stuff in a short list.
Sex and death, two things that occur once in a lifetime.
Sex in a Volkswagen = Farfergnookie.
Sex is for kids, it gets dangerous in old age.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents didn't, you won't.
Sex is like an industrial film covered in fur..
Sex is not a answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer
Sex is only dirty if it's done right.
Sex isn't the best nor the worst thing in the world.
Sex, it's not just fun, it's bio-logical law.
Sex: Momentary fun; position ridiculous; expense damnable
Sexy women are nature's way of saying 'keep it up!'
Shake off your heavy trance! And leap into a dance.
Shake well before and after use.
Shake well before using.
Shake, a man of note, wrote so many things to quote.
Shaken - not stirred.
Shame is an ornament to the young, a disgrace to the old.
Shamed be he who thinks evil of it.
Share and enjoy.
Share your happiness with others today.
Shared pain is lessened; shared joy is increased.
Shareware author dies: .GIF at eleven.
Shareware it only works if you pay.
Shareware, crippleware, annoyware, underwear.
Shareware? Reminds me of a girl in my high school.
Sharks don't feed on lawyers; professional courtesy.
Sharp wits, like sharp knives, often cut their owner.
Sharper than an asp's tooth to have a thankless child.
She can't take much more of this Captain.
She devotes her spare time to neglecting duties.
She got pregnant simply because she hated rabbits.
She has been under more drunken sailors than a naval head
She is descended from a line that her mother listened to.
She kept saying I didn't listen to her -- or something.
She said "You get three wishes, what are the other two ?"
She'll be comin' round the modems when she comes. She'll..
She's been on more laps than a napkin.
She's looking at menopause in a rear-view mirror.
She's so fat... When she sings... It's over!!
Sheep can hear zippers at 1,000 meters.
Shell to DOS... Come in DOS... Do you copy?
Sherman, set the Way-Back Machine for 1492.
Shh! Be vewy qwiet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwows!
Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting tagwines!
Shhhhhh.....the topic cops are coming.
Shill: Guy who loses $2000 at a table, & leaves smiling.
Ships that pass in the night are lucky.
Shop Thom McCann's to reboot your computer.
Shop sign -- We buy anything saleable.
Shoplifters with the runs always take Clepto Bismol.
Should Kathleen Turner key in the lock?
Should old acquaintance be forgot - Count of Monte Cristo
Shouldn't you be doing something useful?
Shouldn't you go back to lurking now?
Show & Tell: Lecture by Gypsy Rose Lee.
Show affection, it may result in a pleasant response.
Show me a good tagline... And I'll steal it.
Show me a sane man. I'll cure him for you.
Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change.
Show some gumption for once in your life!
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
Sick Pay: Ill-gotten gains.
Sick pay is a form of ill-gotten gains.
Sigmund's wife wore Freudian slips.
Sign in a delicatessen: "Deli Beloved."
Silence is evidence of a superb command of the language.
Silence is more eloquent at times than words.
Silent gratitude isn't of much value to anyone.
Silly rabbit, tricks are for hookers.
Silly wabbit, QWKs are for kids.
Silver and gold make even pigs seem clean.
Silver nitrate: after dark fee for Lone Ranger's horse.
Simple rule: If you don't treat me right, shame on you.
Sin has many tools, a lie is only handle for them all.
Sin: Guilt with pleasure.
Since GOD spelled backwards is DOG, is my poodle Satan?
Since life goes on - you might as well get on with it.
Since prehistoric man, no battle has ever gone as planned
Since she won't live forever, why give her a diamond?
Since vegetarians eat vegetables, beware of humanitarians
Since we all move so slow, why is it called rush hour?
Sinner: A stupid person who gets found out.
Sir Lancelot, you have chain mail in Knight's Conference.
Sit down, you're rocking the boat.
Six megs, two monitors, and an attitude.
Sixties, Seventies, Eighties, Nineties, yr 2000=Naughties
Skeleton: Hardware Flesh: Software Brain: Logic Circuit
Skeptics are seldom deceived.
Skier: Someone who pays an arm and a leg to break them.
Skiier: Avalanche looking for a place to happen.
Skin: Keeps insides in and the rain out.
Slapped himself getting in touch with his feminine side.
Sleep is a poor substitute for caffeine.
Sleep is a totally inadequate substitute for caffeine.
Sleep warm, love well and carry a big stick.
Slicker than owl crap on a hot tin roof.
Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
Small problems seem insurmountable to small minds.
Small programs are for small minds.
Smile and everyone wonders what you've been up to.
Smile if you are wearing sexy underwear.
Smile if you're wearing sexy underware.
Smile when you call me that!
Smile you may meet a person who will play with your life.
Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.
Smile! Things can only get worse.
Smile, but sharpen your knives.
Smile: Mirth Mark
Smog makes haze while the sun shines.
Smoke a doobie while driving - leave no turn unstoned.
Smoke detectors save lives.
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
Smokey the Bear says: Strip mining prevents forest fires.
Smoking cures weight problems... eventually.
Smoking is one of leading causes of statistics.
Snails' pace: .00758 mph.
Snout rings. That's how we tell them apart.
Snozzelberry? Who ever heard of a snozzelberry?
So I called Citibank, but I need an account number.
So Many Messages!.............So Little Time!
So crowded in here, I must go outside to change my mind.
So dumb: Chewing the stick, not sucking the lollipop.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
So many messages ... So little time left.
So much for No New TAXES, I'm giving up lip-reading.
So much for that one...
So simple a child could do it? Go find me a child!
So where did we all come from? Stop acting like a monkey.
Society like air, is necessary but not complete for life.
Society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it.
Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software.
Software, hardware, -- is that you talking Sigmund?
Software: Lingerie
Solitude: good place to visit, a poor place to stay.
Solution Series: Works for Windows, Publisher and Money
Solve the problems of the world: Vote anarchist.
Some Londoners are just P. Lane folks.
Some TV shows are so dull they should have yawn tracks.
Some are wise; others are otherwise....
Some assembly required.
Some assembly required: the whole damned thing.
Some assembly required? Now they tell me!
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
Some believe their life sentence is take up room and die.
Some bosses call passing the buck delegating authority.
Some climb the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
Some cures are worse than the disease.
Some days it take effort to just keep up with the losers.
Some days the only good thing on TV is the vase.
Some days you're a bug, other days a windshield.
Some days, I'd kill Flipper for a good tuna sandwich.
Some days, rocking a boat is the way to get things done.
Some do everything to being and nothing to end.
Some farewells are easier than others. - P. Marlowe
Some lives are as a lamp that flickers but cannot flare.
Some lose their tempers from seeing you keep yours.
Some men are discovered, others are found out.
Some men without a god are like fish without bicycles.
Some nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
Some of us just die, others of us live on.
Some people are born stupid, others work to acquire it.
Some people are like a Don Quayle without the intellect.
Some people aren't equipped to attend a meeting of minds
Some people can't succeed at anything, even suicide.
Some people carve careers, others chisel them.
Some people grasp stupidity as though it were a virtue.
Some people push for a tofu-free work environment.
Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall.
Some settling may have occurred in shipping.
Some stock market investors go stock-raving mad.
Some things have to be believed to be seen.
Some thoughts are best guillotined before actions result.
Some winners rely upon miracles without believing in them
Some women get excited about nothing, then marry him.
Some would change a bad shirt instead of a bad mind.
Some zoophilic dreams are really wild.
Someone is speaking well of you.
Someone is unenthusiastic about your work.
Someone left the cake out in the rain...
Someone superglued all my bytes onto my hard drive.
Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.
Something will have to be done, something irresponsible.
Sometimes I sit and think, sometimes I sit and stink.
Sometimes I wake up Grumpy...other times I let her sleep.
Sometimes even fools make good suggestions.
Sometimes it takes a fool to rush in to get the job done.
Sometimes the fax lie.
Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done best.
Sometimes the only solution is to find a new problem.
Sometimes the truth is the worst horror.
Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you.
Sometimes you're the bug, sometimes the windshield.
Sometimes, the only solution is to find a new problem.
Sooner or later growing becomes it's own sweet reward.
Sorry, a fatal error has occurred. You're dead.
Sorry, can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
Sorry, my taglines are in a box somewhere.
Sound really has almost nothing to do with true music.
Sounds like a great idea to me!
Sounds like quite a character.
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? [yep/nope]
Southern gays are homo sex'yalls
Spaceballs: The taglines.
Spaghetti code = job security.
Spare the rod and spoil the drag race.
Spare the rod when young and kids'll growup to carry 'em.
Sparky's Law: You must say something cute here!
Speak kind words, and you will hear wonderful echoes.
Speak of braggarts: talking of those lacking something.
Specifications subject to change without notice.
Speculation is the return lane of the road to knowledge.
Speech writers hope to make a WordStar.
Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go?
Speed kills! Switch to Windows...
Speed things up, make pre-aged wine from old raisins.
Spend time confirming the need and the need will disappear
Spending $1K a day: $1M lasts 3 yrs; $1B lasts 3,000.
Spent the afternoon flinging cow flop frisbees.
Spiderman Lives!
Spit and polish sounds kind of unsanitary, doesn't it?
Split hairs any finer and you'll end up with split ends.
Spongecake: Dessert made of borrowed ingredients.
Spooks are a breed apart.
Spring makes everything young again except humans.
Spring: When anglers get that faraway lake in their eyes.
Stagnation: country without women
Stalemate: ex-spouse
Stamp out philately.
Standards are wonderful. So many to choose from!
Standing on head makes smile of frown for mouth only.
Stariway to Heaven: 8088 80286 80386 80486 P5
Start a family only if your parents are able to baby sit.
Start off every day with a smile and get it over with.
Start slow and taper off.
Starve a feeding bureaucrat...vote Libertarian.
State Dept. of Unnecessary Double Redundancies Dept.
Statistics are human beings with the tears wiped off.
Status Quo--Latin for the mess we are in.
Stay away from flying saucers today.
Stay away from hurricanes for a while.
Stay with me, I want to be alone.
Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive! - Count Dracula
Steal this tagline and I'll infect your system!
Stealth means never having to say you're sorry.
Steers don't grow up to be cow boys.
Stick \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang that doesn't work
Stick to your talent and the cows will be well tended.
Still going and going and going and going...
Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
Stop spelling misteaks: use error correcting modems.
Straight trees have crooked roots.
Strange but not a stranger...
Streakers repent! Your end is in sight.
Strength of mind: Person who can eat one salted peanut.
Stretch pants: What Lassie does when the show runs under.
Strings, Percussion, and Celesta - Bartok WAS Country!
Strip mining prevents forest fires.
Strive for Mediocrity.
Strive for the impossible or you shall wither.
Strong families; best anti-poverty program available.
Studies show taglinetheftitis is highly contagious.
Study as if life is eternal, knowing tomorrow you may die
Stulti timent fortunam sapientes ferunit.
Stumble over the truth, most will get up and continue on.
Stupid: Being unable to find your own butt in the dark.
Stupidity has no limits, genius does.
Stupidity is NOT a handicap! PARK ELSEWHERE!
Stupidity is no excuse for not thinking.
Stupidity: elemental force that no earthquake can match.
Sub omni lapide scorpio dormit.
Subliminal: Send me $1000 in small, unmarked bills.
Submitted for your approval.
Subway: A place so crowded even all men can't get seats.
Success comes in a can. Failure comes in a can not.
Success is achieving the top of the food chain.
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Success of those we dislike proves that luck exists.
Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring.
Such stuff dreams are made of. - S. Beauty
Suicidal twin kills brother by mistake.
Superior beings in the universe? Yup! Dogs.
Superior firepower is invaluable when negotiations start.
Superlatives offend the truth and cast doubt.
Superman - alias for Sysop.
Support FREE software. Write it yourself.
Support National Motherhood Week - Make one today!
Support Pacifism: Get out & fight for what you believe in
Suppress that thought.
Sure I can help you out, which way did you come in?
Sure I know how to copy disks. Where's the Xerox machine?
Sure, drinking kills brain cells, but only the weak ones.
Sure, we just route the main sensor through Data's cat.
Sure, when OINK FLAP OINK FLAP ... I'll be damned.
Surly to bed, and surly to rise.
Surprise due today. Also the rent.
Surprise the world. Get to work on time today.
Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.
Swap read error. You lose your mind.
Sweat, plus sacrifice, equals success.
Swell-head: Nature's frantic effort to fill a vacuum.
Synonym: A word you use when you can't spell the other.
Syntax Error in KITCHEN.H : COFFEE not found.
SysOps die at an early age...Murdered by their Wives...
Sysoping, not just an adventure, sometimes it's emesis.
Sysoping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer.
Sysoping: Not just an adventure, it's a job.
System Failure. Push (B)ullsh*t (W)hine (S)urrender.
TANSTAAFL!
THE BOSS IS COMING! QUICK, PRESS ESC!
THINK! or THWIM!
THIS TAGLINE NOT TO BE REMOVED UNDER PENALTY OF LAW.
TOWER: "Say position." PILOT: "Position."
TTFN!
TV advertising is the rattling inside a swill bucket.
TV is a medium; anything well done is rare.
Tablet: A small table.
Tabloid: A newspaper with a permanent crime wave.
Taco Bell is *Not* a Mexican phone company!
Tact is knowing how far to go in going too far.
Tact is the intelligence of the heart.
Tact: Describing others as they see themselves.
Tact: Recalling a lady's birthday but forgetting her age.
Tag line thievery..Coming up next on Geraldo.
Tag lines are irrelevant if you don't understand them.
Tagito ergo sum (I Tag, therefore I am).
Tagless messages just look naked somehow...
Tagline Bounty Hunter.
Tagline Censorship: Good Taste In Small Doses
Tagline Lingerie, so sheer it shows your personality.
Tagline Lotto: ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓<- Scratch here to reveal prize.
Tagline Repairs: Make smart $1.25; Make funny $125
Tagline Theft - News at 11:00.
Tagline addiction. It's all YOUR fault!
Tagline addiction: It's a humor ailment.
Tagline being cleaned..watch this space.
Tagline burnout: Stress caused by constant cleverness.
Tagline connoissuer.
Tagline dueling: email variation of telephone tag.
Tagline fever is the primary symptom of BBS addicts.
Tagline shortage. Please help recycle taglines.
Tagline space to let. Inquire within.
Tagline theft isn't a crime, it's an art.
Tagline theft, like car-jacking, is on the rise.
Tagline thievery ... On the next Geraldo!
Taglinemania: first seen on Ed Sullivan, 1966.
Taglines R Us: Philosophy in a nutshell.
Taglines are almost as bad as bumper stickers.
Taglines unite! Stop kidnapping of taglines.
Taglines...one line freedom of speech!
Taglines: More interesting than the crap above.
Taglines: The Movie
Taglinophobia: Fear of having an insipid tagline.
Take an astronaut to launch.
Take egotism out, and you castrate the benefactors.
Take every word of others with a grain of salt...
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
Take my advice...I'm not using it.
Take my wife! Please! Oh--sorry, dear...(gulp)
Take my wife, pl--wrong echo!
Take our politicians: they're a bunch of yo-yos.
Take the bull by the hand, and don't mix metaphors.
Take this DOS and shove it - I ain't a bootin' it no mo
Take two aspirin and call the consultant.
Take two crows and caw me in the morning.
Take what you can use and let the rest go by.
Take your levity whenever and wherever you can find it.
Talk about memory, this system includes a sense of guilt.
Talk is cheap, and so am I.
Talk is cheap, until you hire a lawyer.
Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.
Talk slowly, I'm only running at 33Mhz.
Talking is another disease of age.
Talking of bulls is not like being in the bull ring.
Tandy is Dandy, but Acer is Quicker.
Tasteful words. You might have to eat them.
Tax Shelter- A way to spend a buck to save fifty cents.
Tax reform: Don't tax you or me, tax that fellow there.
Taxation is little more than legalized extortion.
Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
Taxidermy Cafe: Let us stuff you.
Teacher (according to a child): A non-violent mother.
Teachers do it with class.
Teachers have class.
Teaching: Appearing to have known your subject forever.
Teamwork is essential it allows you to blame someone else
Teamwork is vital! (It gives you someone to blame.)
Technicians tinker. Engineers tearit up.
Technology: Ecology's nemesis.
Technology: magic to a barbarian.
Teenager: Having tunnel vision and selective hearing.
Teenagers - Your worst nightmare!
Teenagers are your punishment for enjoying sex!
Teenagers: Your punishment for enjoying sex....
Teenagers: the Gimme Generation.
Telecommunications is a bit far-fetched.
Teleportation affects your orientation.
Television proves people will look at except each other.
Television: Society's best pesticide for the reading bug.
Tell me again why you named your kid "Rasputin?"
Tell me, am I supposed to be pleased or frightened?
Tell no big lies today. Small ones are just as effective
Tend the molehills, the mountains look after themselves.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Tentacles: a linebacker's dream for every game.
Terminally clueless!!
Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.
Testing 1 2 3. Hey, is this thing on?
Texas Barbecue, if you can taste the meat someone goofed.
Th-th-th-that's all, folks!
Thank God that a person can have only one MIL at a time.
Thank you for brightening my day.
Thank you for flying BBS...
Thank you for observing all safety precautions.
That concept looks like a chicken in a windstorm.
That man is richest whose pleasures are cheapest.
That must be wonderful. I don't understand it at all.
That should clear out your sinuses.
That tagline is TRUE -> <- That tagline is FALSE.
That was a pointing device? My cat thought it was dinner.
That was definitely the LAST bug, take my word for it.
That was then, this is now.
That which can be imagined can also actually be reality.
That which cometh around shall likewise goeth around.
That which does not kill me...probably missed!
That will teach exactly what to whom?
That's a smug aura of respectability you see in a mirror?
That's entertainment! - Vlad the Impaler
That's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature.
That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues!
That's right, try hard to be good at the game of life.
The 3 terrible ages of childhood: 1-10, 10-20, & 20-30.
The Boy Scouts is like the army with adult supervision.
The Caldecott Tunnel has less traffic than that vagina.
The Church of St. Humid the Incontinent.
The Clown Prince Of Modemworld.
The Day of Judgement is approaching, or it is not.
The Democratic rule: "Confusion creates jobs!"
The FACTS keep interfering with my theories.
The French for London is Paris -- Ionesco
The French take care of themselves - except in wartime.
The GW in GWBASIC stands for "Gee Whiz".
The General Theory of Relativity is too specific.
The Golden Rule: He who has the gold, makes the rules.
The Holy Roman Empire: neither holy, Roman, or an empire.
The Irish are fair; they never speak well of one another.
The Joy of Hex - hacking for pleasure.
The Joy of Sox - Boston and Chicago Baseball Teams.
The ORIGINAL tagline (one-liner) author: Henny Youngman.
The Poles are now telling free market jokes.
The Ranger isn't going to like it, Yogi.
The San Francisco Ku Klux Klan wears topless sheets.
The Tsongas ended, but the malady lingers on.
The UARTs won't take this speed, Captain!
The Universe was dictated but never signed.
The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously.
The agony of delete.
The answer is easier when the question is hypothetical.
The arrogance of age must submit to be taught by youth.
The backup's not over 'til the fat table sings.
The beauty of a pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder.
The best armor is to keep out of range.
The best audience: Intelligent, well-educated, and drunk.
The best blood at times gets into fools and mosquitoes.
The best congress is one in recess.
The best defense against logic is stupidity.
The best doctor is the one you hunt for and can't find.
The best draftees are married men, they take orders.
The best government teaches us to govern ourselves.
The best insomnia cure is a good night's sleep.
The best laid plans often go a fowl. - Wile E. Coyote
The best prophet of the future is the past.
The best things in life are for a fee.
The best tranquilizer is a clear conscious.
The best water doesn't come in fancy bottles.
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
The best way to get ahead is to use the one you've got.
The best way to keep your word is not to give it.
The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut.
The bigger the bankroll, the tighter the band around it.
The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
The bird of war is not the eagle but the stork.
The biter bit.
The boys may be marching, but they know not where.
The buck doesn't even slow down here.
The buck stops at the desk over there.
The buck stops at the next desk.
The buck stops here, the doe just visits.
The business of America is justice and securing liberty.
The butler did it.
The cautious seldom err.
The characters in this message are recyclable.
The chief cause of problems is solutions.
The chief obstacle to human progress is the human race.
The child had every toy his father wanted.
The child is father of the man -- Wordsworth
The choice: Roll over or stand up to the challenge.
The cinema is not a slice of life but a piece of cake.
The city is not a concrete jungle. It is a human zoo.
The clan of those without a clan -- Robert Lebel
The client who pays the least, always complains the most.
The consumer is not a moron, it is your spouse.
The cost of feathers has risen...Now even DOWN is up!
The cost of liberty is less than the price of oppression.
The course of true anything never does run smoothly.
The covers of some books are too far apart.
The cow ate bluegrass and mooed indigo.
The debate rages on: Is PL/I Bachtrian or Dromedary?
The deeper the sorrow, the less tongue hath it.
The desire to work is confined to classified ads.
The destination is unknown at the start of many journeys.
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
The devil falls on account of his gravity.
The difference between ADVENTURE and ORDEAL is ATTITUDE.
The difference between sex and lust is inconsequential.
The discontented man finds no easy chair.
The dispensing of injustice is always in the right hands.
The dog ate my .REP packet.
The early bird still has to eat worms.
The earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.
The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only heavier.
The end is what usually justifies the diet.
The eventual supremacy of reason should be accepted.
The exception proves the rule.
The family that bowls together, splits.
The fastest ewes and slowest rams produce the virgin wool
The fewer our wants, the more we resemble the gods.
The first Myth of Management: It exists.
The first sigh of love is the last of wisdom.
The first step towards philosophy is incredulity.
The first wealth is health.
The fish in the sea are as good as the fish removed.
The flogging will continue until the morale improves.
The foot feels the foot when it feels the ground -- Buddha
The footprint of the owner is the best manure.
The four food groups: coffee, ice cream, beer and pizza.
The future is not what it used to be.
The future just isn't what it used to be
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades!
The future's uncertain and the end is always near.
The gods play games with men as balls.
The good old days: Beer foamed and dishwater didn't.
The graveyards are full of indispensable people.
The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism.
The greatest cunning is to have none at all.
The greatest fault is to be conscious of none.
The greatest headaches are those we cause ourselves.
The handleless axe without a blade -- Lichtenberg
The happy and the powerful never willingly go into exile.
The hard disk you save may be your own.
The hardest years are between 10 and 70.
The heart is wiser than the intellect.
The hell with the Prime Directive - Let's kill something.
The highest bidder catches the most politicians.
The hole and the patch should be commensurate.
The hot dog is the homeless eagle of free enterprise.
The human adventure is just beginning...
The human race is still in beta test.
The human race is still in ßeta test.
The important thing is never to stop questioning.
The incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is.
The laborer is worthy of his hire, only if his labor is.
The last Christian died on the cross.
The last sound that it made was "Zap."
The law disregards trifles, has it spoken to you recently
The law disregards trifles, what is this dessert called?
The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept.
The law neither does nor requires idle acts, wake up.
The law of intelligent tinkering: save all the parts.
The less a statesman amounts to the more he loves a flag.
The less things change, the more they remain the same.
The light seen at an end of a tunnel is at the wrong end.
The little I know, I owe to my ignorance - Sacha Guitry
The living world is a continuum in each and every aspect.
The longer the title, the less important the job.
The luck ordained for you will be coveted by others.
The mark of a true MBA : often wrong, but seldom in doubt
The medium is the message -- Marshall McLuhan
The meek are getting ready.
The meek may inherit earth. Those who dare, the stars.
The meek shall inherit the earth, but no mineral rights.
The mind grows by what it feeds upon.
The mistake you make is in trying to figure it out.
The mixed up werewolf mooned at the bay.
The moon isn't waxing, it's dusting and vacuuming rugs.
The moon may be smaller than Earth, but it's further away
The more a man is ashamed, the more respectable he is.
The more known about people, the more to admire in dogs.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
The more you cultivate people the more you turn up clods.
The more you know, the less you think you know.
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
The most delicate component will be dropped.
The most expensive component always breaks first.
The most popular form of birth control: The headache.
The most useless computer tasks are the most fun to do
The mouse with a single hole is quickly caught by the cat
The music's kinda nice. My compliments to the clef.
The neat simple solution is always wrong.
The number you have reached is not in service!
The object of war is to allow them die for their country.
The old make the rules, the young make up the exceptions.
The older I get, it seems the better I used to be.
The one who dies with the most taglines wins.
The only argument with the wind is to put on a coat.
The only certainty is that nothing is certain.
The only chance I get to talk is while my wife inhales.
The only difference between her and it is the lipstick.
The only dope worth shooting is Nixon.
The only dual standard I embrace comes from US Robotics.
The only excuse for God is that he doesn't exist.
The only good lawyer is a -- naw, not even then...
The only heavy breathing I ever hear is after aerobics.
The only race worth winning is the human race.
The only realities are the atoms and empty space.
The only red menace in America is the sunburn.
The only road to success is always under construction.
The only rose without thorns is friendship.
The only roses without thorns are love and friendship.
The only stupid question is the one you forget to ask.
The only thing more reliable than magic is one's friends.
The only thing worse than a sorcerer is his apprentice.
The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
The only victory over love is flight.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
The only way to judge the future is by knowing the past.
The only winner of the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
The orator, with a flood of words and his drop of reason.
The organization and definition of knowledge is critical.
The other line always moves faster.
The other line always moves faster. 'Til you change lines.
The part you kick.
The past always looks better than it was when it was here
The past is not what it will be.
The past should be a mental springboard - not a hammock.
The pen is the tongue of the mind.
The person who knows what is going on must be fired.
The picture of health requires a happy frame of mind.
The plural of spouse is spice.
The price of greatness is responsibility.
The probability of success if not almost 1 is usually 0.
The problem is not if machines think, but if people do.
The problem isn't the wages of sin; it's the withholding.
The proof is the phylogeny of plant-animal interactions.
The proof of a system's value is its existence.
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
The question is: "(2 * B!) OR NOT(2 * B!)"
The quick brwn fx jumpd ovr -- sorry, wrong program.
The race from stupidity is to the driven, not the swift.
The ratchet wheel of politics is self-destructive greed.
The realm of good taste belongs to non-smokers.
The right to be left alone is the beginning of freedom.
The ripest fruit falls first.
The road to a friend's house is never difficult nor long.
The room for improvement is a room never full.
The roots of honesty and virtue lie in a good education.
The scenery only changes for the lead dog.
The sea hath bounds, but true deep desire hath none.
The shortest answer is doing.
The shortest distance between two puns: a straight line.
The show-off is always shown-up in a show-down.
The solution to a problem changes the problem.
The soul would have no rainbows if the eyes had no tears.
The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack.
The star of riches is shining upon you.
The stranger, the better.
The sun always rises on the most tired people.
The sun is never the worse for shining on a dunghill.
The sun shines even on the most wicked of people.
The superfluous, a very necessary thing -- Voltaire
The test: Behavior in times of controversy and challenge.
The thing most generally raised on land is taxes.
The time is right to make new friends.
The tree of liberty is watered with the blood of tyrants.
The trodden path is the safest.
The trouble with a kitten is that, eventually it's a cat.
The truth doesn't hurt unless it ought to.
The truth is one thing that nobody will believe.
The truth, if you recognize, will clear out your sinuses.
The ultimate Law: All general statements are false.
The ultimate in courage? Two Cannibals having oral sex.
The universe is a figment of it's own imagination.
The universe is laughing behind your back.
The wages of sin go unreported.
The warranty: Bold print giveth & fine print taketh away.
The way to a man's heart is through his veins
The way to a man's heart is through the left ventricle.
The weed of crime bears bitter fruit.
The welfare of the people is the chief law.
The wife of a careless man is almost a widow.
The wildest colts make the best steeds.
The wise do sooner what fools do later.
The wise learn more from fools than fools from the wise.
The woman cries before the wedding; the man afterward.
The word "dog" does not bite -- William James
The world is a beautiful book, for those who can read it.
The world is coming to an end. Please log-off.
The world is like a cactus except the pricks are inside.
The world of today is run by "C" students of yesterday.
The world, as we know it, has come to an end.
The world: A comedy for thinkers; a tragedy for feelers.
The worst bankrupt is the person who has lost enthusiasm.
The worst hatred is that of relatives.
The worst possible set of circumstances is bound to occur
The worst thing about censorship is .
The worst thing men is that when not drunk they are sober
The written word preserves the wonders of the human mind.
The wrong way always seems the more reasonable.
The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.
Theater: Holding a mirror up to a keyhole.
There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.
There are good five-cent cigars, but they cost two bits.
There are many ways to show affection.
There are more dead than living and they are increasing.
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
There are no answers at best a few possibly good guesses.
There are no answers, only cross-references.
There are no errors in this book, except this one.
There are no games on this system.
There are no limits for journeys of the mind.
There are no rules.
There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers.
There are some defeats more triumphant than victories.
There are three things that come next, uh four.
There are two reasons for doing: one good, the other real
There are two sides to a question, politicians take both.
There go my people. I must follow for I am their leader.
There is a certain light within a man of light.
There is a skeleton in every old house and old horse.
There is absolutely no right way to do a wrong thing.
There is always a law against doing anything interesting.
There is always a mistake just waiting for you to make.
There is always danger for those afraid of it.
There is always someone worse off than yourself.
There is more at stake here than our lives.
There is more to life than increasing its speed.
There is never truth without sufficient proof.
There is no defense except stupidity against a new idea.
There is no excuse for incomprehensible good luck.
There is no gravity, the earth sucks.
There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrong.
There is no joy in Mudville, mighty Casey has struck out.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
There is no such thing as a "Fail Safe" design.
There is no such thing as bravery; only degrees of fear.
There is nothing more impartial than a hanging judge.
There is nothing to scratch but the surface.
There is only one sure way to throw dice: away.
There is only one way to see the light; soon as possible.
There is where you wanna be, here is where you're stuck.
There isn't a door which can stop a lover or a cat.
There must always be some novelty.
There was this door to which I found no key.
There was this veil through which I could not see.
There were computers in Biblical times. Eve had an Apple.
There will be big changes for you but you will be happy.
There's a Yankee in my closet - will trade for skeleton.
There's a brain in my tumor.
There's a time to fight, and a time to hide out.
There's a whole generation of people out there my age.
There's always one more SOB than you counted on.
There's always one more bug.
There's always someone better, or worse off, than you are.
There's an answer to every problem. Sometimes it's "No."
There's at least one fool in every married couple.
There's bound to be a gargoyle here somewhere.
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
There's never a cop around when you need one.
There's never time to do it right, but always again!
There's no accounting for taste.
There's no future in time travel.
There's no place like home.
There's no second chance for a good first impression.
There's no skeletons in my closet.
There's no such thing as gravity. The whole world sucks.
There's no there there. - Gertrude Stein on Oakland
There's not enough sax and violins on television.
There's nothing wrong with DOS that Unix wouldn't fix.
There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.
There's something inside your head...
Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.
These are the George Bush times that try men's soles.
These are the days of Miracle Whip and Wonder Bread.
These are the times that really try men's soles.
These aren't dances. Their fertility rites with lyrics.
These days govt. is a four letter word.
These days there's no arrest for the wicked.
They also serve who only stand and wait.
They are slaves who fear to speak for the fallen & weak.
They do not love that do not show their love.
They know enough who know how to learn.
They must have the defects of their qualities -- Balzac
They never let you live it down. One little mistake.
They that sow the wind, will reap the whirlwind.
They who dig pits shall end falling into them.
They who drink beer will think beer.
They're only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!
Things are getting so bad, muggers won't go out alone.
Things are more like they used to be than they are now.
Things are not always as they seem - Mandrake
Things could only be worse in Cleveland.
Things equal to nothing else are equal to each other.
Things happen fast, history books add a chapter a week.
Things licked from knives or spoons have no calories.
Things will get worse before they get better, if they do.
Things worth having are worth cheating for.
Things worth having are worth stealing.
Think and you won't sink.
Think carefully before wishing, it might just come true.
Think hard now. Which one is Shinola?
Think much, speak little, and write less.
Think you got it bad. My other PC is an Osborne.
Thinking ill of someone can be a two-way street.
This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212
This ain't as good as sex---but it's safer these days.
This bug's for you.
This button doesn't do anything. Please press it again.
This contest has to be the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
This country needs more unemployed politicians.
This discussion is hanging by a thread.
This door is baroque; please call Bach later.
This fellow's wise enough to play the fool.
This file will self-destruct in five minutes.
This fortune intentionally not included.
This is a *dangerous* place.
This is a chain tagline. I have now been stolen 8 times.
This is a good day to let down old friends who need help.
This is a keeper!
This is a test of the emergency tagline stealing system.
This is a test. Please ignore -- oops, too late ;').
This is an ATM: Press F1 for $20 F2 for $50 and wait.
This is another fine myth you've gotten me into.
This is from the mouth of someone who can confirm it.
This is ridiculous.
This is the beginning of the end -- Talleyrand
This is the voice of world control. I have brought peace
This is your pizza. T++i$ |z YoUg !zza ++i+X+ anc+O/ie$
This machine is an instrument of terror.
This mouse is loaded, who's the designated driver?
This open hand of desire wants everything.
This rerun due to Tagline Writer's strike.
This screen is microwave, dishwasher and fly safe.
This sentense contains three errurs
This software will eliminate all misakes.
This space intentionally left blank.
This tagline Closed Captioned for hearing impaired.
This tagline R-rated. This part is nude ->
This tagline blanked by Tagline Censor.
This tagline exploits the illiterate.
This tagline has STAR quality.
This tagline intentionally left blank.
This tagline is SHAREWARE! To Register, send me $10
This tagline is baroque; please call Bach.
This tagline is lost!
This tagline is not suitable for family viewing.
This tagline is only for the living.
This tagline is umop apisdn.
This tagline leaks silicone.
This tagline no verb.
This tagline rated PG-13 - Pretty Good
This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader!
This tagline stolen by me, or was it you?
This tagline waterproof to 250 ft.
This tagline will self-destruct in 5 seconds.
Thomas Edison invented the "Light Emitting Resistor".
Those at war with others are not at peace with themselves
Those on the cutting edge bleed a lot.
Those who can't write, write manuals.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, simulate.
Those who do not think do not deserve to have a brain.
Those who fought for it know the true taste of freedom.
Those who generalize are generally wrong.
Those whom the gods love grow young.
Those without heads do not need hats.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tagline, steal it.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tagline.
Thought I wouldn't notice you sneaking off, eh?
Thought: Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Thousands of journeys have a start but no end.
Three lefts make a right.
Thrift is a wonderful virtue - in an ancestor.
Throw the keyboard out the window to continue.
Tig Old Bitties Are More Fun
Tilting at windmills hurts you more than the windmills.
Time - what there's too much of on an XT.
Time - yet another method for depressing ourselves.
Time Stands Still! Film at 11:00, or whenever.
Time drags when you're guilty.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Time flies like wind. Fruit flies like pears.
Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.
Time for my morning SysEx dump.
Time goes? No. Alas time stays, we go.
Time has a wonderful way of weeding out the trivial.
Time heals all wounds, but the belly button remains.
Time is precious, but truth is more so.
Time is so everything doesn't happen at once.
Time is the dressmaker specializing in alterations.
Time on your hands? . . . get Windows.
Time really flies when you don't know what you're doing.
Time slows if you're on the outside of the bathroom door.
Time takes time.
Time to read the instructions is before you start.
Time, for all new problems, conspicuously cancels others.
Time: an illusion perpetrated by the makers of space.
Timothy Leary's dead...did anyone bother to tell him?
Tip the world and everything loose lands in Los Angeles.
Tips: Wages we pay other people's hired help.
Tit, more than a baby feeder, it's for the paw.
To Err is Human -- And so much Fun!
To Err is Human, but very costly in an airplane crash.
To Err is Human, to forgive is not Company Policy.
To Err is Human, to really foul up requires a computer.
To Err is Human; to blame it on someone else is politics.
To Err is Human; with blondes it's mandatory.
To a cat, "NO!" means "Not while I'm looking."
To a dog his owner is Napoleon; hence their popularity.
To avoid seeing a fool, break your mirror.
To be a Californian means to have faults others don't.
To be a human without passion is to be dead.
To be born rich is an accident; to die rich is a miracle.
To be or not to be... What a stupid question.
To be too clever is to be stupid.
To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved.
To be, or what?
To climb a ladder, you begin with the bottom rung.
To cure insomnia, get lots of sleep.
To do nothing is in every person's power.
To do two things at once is to do neither
To eat is human. To digest divine.
To err is human and stupid.
To err is human. To purr feline.
To every rule there is an exception, and vice versa.
To excel at what you do, you must love doing it.
To excel when you try, always reach for the brass ring.
To get ahead and stay ahead, use your head.
To get back on your feet, miss two car payments.
To give happiness is to deserve happiness.
To have the last word with a woman - apologize!
To iterate is human; to recurse, divine.
To keep your milk sweet, leave it in the cow.
To know a culture you must dirty your feet in its soil.
To know the road ahead, ask those coming back.
To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
To live in the hearts we leave behind, is not to die.
To live long, it is necessary to live slowly.
To live now, first come to terms with your past.
To live well, know the difference between good and evil.
To love her was a liberal education.
To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them.
To not discern the important, makes you unimportant.
To overvalue something is a form of lying.
To publish is to appear in public with your pants down.
To really know a relative, divide an inheritance with him
To reform a man, begin with his grandmother.
To refuse praise is to seek praise twice.
To return home, you must walk backwards in time & space.
To risk nothing is to risk everything.
To some, sex is second best to power.
To speed is human; to get caught, de fine.
To steal this tagline press <CTL> <ALT> <DEL> now.
To the British, George Washington was a terrorist.
To the Caliph I am dirt, but to dirt, I am Caliph.
To the old cat, the tender mouse.
To those who can see, a picture is a wordless poem.
To tolerate everything is to teach nothing.
To understand other's miseries, look at their pleasures.
To use the driver with Win3.x, install MISSDAISY.
To wake a tiger, use a long stick.
To whom should I go to for some self-help?
Today I have grown taller from walking with the trees.
Today has been a long year.
Today is a "Honey do day" Honey do this, honey do that..
Today is a day for firm decisions ..... Or is it?
Today is not your lucky day. You won't have one this year
Today is the day to bribe a high-ranking public official.
Today is the first day after yesterday.
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
Today is the first day of the rest of your mess.
Today is the last day of your previous life.
Today is the scene of the accident.
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Today on the menu we feature: pi of the day.
Today's "politically correct" = yesterday's McCarthyism.
Today's special: Misspelt words at no extra charge.
Today, take an astronaut to launch.
Toil is most pleasant when done.
Tomorrow is another day, but it'll suck too.
Tomorrow never comes.
Tonight's forecast: dark, followed by light.
Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
Tonight, no hostages for you and no prisoners for me.
Too many pages make a tome.
Too many pieces of music end too long after the end.
Too many pray for peace with their fists clenched.
Too many wild asses are not yet extinct.
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
Too often justice is incidental to law and order.
Too stupid to know what I'm involved in.
Too tacky!
Too tame...
Tools do nothing. Tools and a brain build things.
Topologists are just plane folks.
Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more.
Tourists: The only foreigners the French ever drove out.
Trackman(men) have bigger balls.
Tradition is always the last refuge for the incompetent.
Tradition is no excuse for insensitivity or racism.
Transfer Rate: speed cash moves from wallet to vendor.
Transistors blow before a protecting fast acting fuse.
Trash this, okay?
Travel important today; IRS men arrive tomorrow.
Treat earth as you should have your Mother. It is.
Treat everyone you meet as you want to be treated.
Treaties like roses and girls - they last while they last
Trees moving back and forth are what make the wind blow.
Tried telling my wife XMS meant 'Xtra Marital Sex'...
Tried to play my shoehorn... all I got was footnotes!
True dignity: Remaining aloof during a prostate exam.
True life begins after kids leave home and the dog dies.
True terror: A female Klingon with PMS.
Truncated: What happened to the peanut at the zoo
Trust God, but always tie and watch your camel all night.
Trust everyone, but always cut the cards.
Trust in God -- But tie your camel tight!
Trust me, would I lie to you..... again?
Trust only those who would lose as you if things go wrong
Trust requires time -- and experience.
Trust your neighbors, but brand your cattle.
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
Truth is shorter than fiction.
Try again.
Try cooling coffee by holding it closer to your heart.
Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.
Try to get rid of junk mail, but income tax forms arrive.
Trying to find myself...Anyone seen me lately?
Trying to get some sleep here.
Tumor: A request for an extra pair.
Turbo mode: Warp speed.
Turn your 486 into a Gameboy: Type WIN at C:\>
Turn your 486/50 into an XT - Run Windows 3.0.
Tweedledum and Tweedledee agreed to have a battle...
Twenty-four hour banking: I just don't have time for it.
Twinkies have a half-life, but Velveeta is eternal.
Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star, Wonder what you really are.
Two Wongs can't make a white.
Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
Two heads are better than none, I think.
Two is company, three is an orgy.
Two men walk into a bar. You'd think one would notice.
Two of perfect virtue: one dead, the other yet unborn.
Two sexes. One works hard, the other is female.
Two thumbs down!
Two thumbs up!
Two writes don't make a novel.
Two wrongs do not make a right, it takes three or more.
Two wrongs won't make a right, but three lefts do!
Two's company. Three's an orgy.
Typing tutorial programs; mice killers.
Typos? Blame my cat.
UART my baud and my path, they comfort me.
UART my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me...
UART the sunshine of my life... S. Wonder
UART what you eat.
UART?.. Me Science?
UFO's are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist.
UNIX are lousy lovers.
UNIX, the MF of all DOS's.
UPS: Unintelligible Procomm Script
USA - at times is seems to be a subsidiary of Japan, Inc.
USAir = (U)nderwater (S)eating (A)vailable (I)n (R)ear.
Uh, forget the rope Luke... I thank he's already dead.
Ultimate office automation: networked coffee machines.
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Pepsi -- Operator Halted!
Unbelief in one thing springs blind belief in another.
Under these clothes I am totally naked...
Undetectable errors are always infinite in variety.
Uneasy lies the tooth that wears a temporary crown.
Unless to thought is added will, Apollo is an imbecile.
Unrecoverable Application Error - Detonation follows.
Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.
Until he made Colonel he was a Major Payne.
Up against the wall red-necked mother...
Urine: Baseball term: Opposite of "Your out."
Use Saddam Condoms, for those who always pull out late.
Use credit cards for convenience, never for credit.
Use it up. Wear it out. Make it do. Or do without.
Use it, or lose it.
Use your wit to amuse, not abuse nor confuse the stupid.
Used Car: Not what it is jacked up to be.
User Error: Replace user, hit any key to continue.
User Friendly, if you don't use it - its friendly.
User Friendly: Never having to say "I read the manual."
Users: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight.
Users: To keep them dry don't water them after dinner.
Usually insane; in lucid moments merely stupid.
Valuable things are not cheap.
Value of program is proportional to weight of its output.
Varicose veins: Veins that are very close together.
Velcro, super glue, duct tape, post-its, and OS/2.
Veni, Vidi, VISA.
Veni, Vidi, Visa - I came, I saw, I shopped.
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things - Quayl
Very few jobs actually require a penis or vagina.
Virginity like balloon. One prick, all gone.
Virtual reality is a contradiction.
Virtual: not knowing where your next byte is coming from.
Virtue has Never been as respectable as money.
Virtue is easy for an ugly woman.
Virtue is its own punishment.
Virus successfully installed. Trash FAT now? (Y/N)
Virus writers: Impotent programmers.
VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)"
Vitamin C deficiency is apauling.
Vodka + milk of magnesia: Philips screwdriver
Void where prohibited.
Vote --> "Deport all of the above" in `92.
Vote anarchist
Vote anarchist.
Vote early, and vote often.
Vote for abolishment of public display of butt-cracks.
Vulgarity: The conduct of others.
W)here Y)our S)tupid I)nterface W)eathers Y)our G)enius.
WARNING... drinking tap water may kill your thirst.
WARNING: System Revolt Imminent!
WELFARE: Legalized con to deprive taxpayers.
WHYME.EXE Fatal character flaw. Kick in ASCII? (Y/N)
WORK HARDER!... Millions on welfare depend on YOU!
WORK.COM Interrupt process? (Y/N)
WOW, what did I win, a refridgerator? :-)
Wait minute, I'm talking to Bill Gates.
Wait. That's the FORBIDDEN dance.
Waiter, I'll have what the guy writhing on the floor had.
Waiting to overcome all objections, results in nothing.
Walk through doors, don't crawl through Windows.
Wanna Be a Psychopath? Read Dianetics, or ZMODEM.DOC.
Wanna put a little ZIP in your ARC?
Want to see a quieter way of life? Visit Forest Lawn.
Wanted: Programmers. Some Assembly required.
War is the most successful of our cultural traditions.
War on Puberty: New program to eliminate teenage crime.
War: the end of diplomacy.
Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night.
Ware-o-ware has my OS/2 gone?
Warm, wet and wild --- just my natural state!
Warning - This message may be harmful to your ego.
Warning! Incomprehensible action is about to occur.
Warning! Incomprehensible source follows.
Warning!!! CONDOM.ZIP is a trojan!!
Warning, I byte!
Warning, do not download SAFESEX.ZIP it is a trojan.
Warning: All prosecutors will be violated.
Was Ann Magnuson TV last night?
Was Anne Archer than usual? Seemed angry to me.
Was Beverly D'Angelo the manger the first Christmas?
Was General George Custer an aficionado of arrow shirts?
Was Jimi Hendrix's Modem A Purple Hayes?
Was Ruth Roman aimlessly?
Was Sissy Spacek on her space shuttle ride?
Was Sue Lyon about her age in Lolita?
Was Teresa Wright or wrong?
Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.
Waste is a terrible thing to mind.
Wasting time is an important part of living.
Watch a sunrise at least once a year.
Watch closely as Stefanie Powers up her Porsche.
Watch it - You're trying my infinite patience
Watch it Buster - You're trying my infinite patience.
Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat! - B. Moose.
Watch out..the paranoids are after you.
Watch where you go...remember where you've been...
Watching the World pass us by
Water in the West runs uphill toward money.
Water taken in moderation, cannot do very much harm.
Water, in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
We NEVER grow up, we just get older, and older.
We all live in a glass house.
We all live in a yellow subroutine.
We are all related...relatively speaking.
We are all travelers, from our birth until our death.
We are as made by God, and often a great deal worse.
We are given children to test us & make us more spiritual
We are going to have peace even at the price of war.
We are immortal, but only for a very limited time.
We are in bondage to the law so that we may be free.
We are sorry, the number you reached is not in service.
We are the most intelligent planet on earth" - Dan Quayle
We are the people our parents warned us about.
We are what we pretend to be.
We ask advice but we mean approbation.
We can do better. Hit the SPACEBAR this time.
We can't leave the haphazard to chance -- N.F. Simpson
We don't care, we don't have to, we're the phone
We have met the enemy, and he is us.
We have met the enemy, and he's all yours.
We have resumed control...we have resumed control...
We have standards and expect you not to exceed them.
We have two ears and one tongue, use them likewise.
We hired you to baby sit. You cooked and ate them both?
We learn from experience we never learn from experience.
We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
We live by encouragement and die without it--slowly.
We make our own fortunes and call them our fate.
We may be lost, but we're sure making good time.
We most firmly believe what we least know.
We must believe in free will. We have no choice.
We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him.
We need more unemployed politicians.
We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing.
We ought to copyright this tagline.
We owe Mr & Mrs Meek an apology for the mess we left.
We read to say that we have read.
We shall find no ancestor before his time.
We support Shareware. Register Yours.
We tend to forget that our birthplace was never an Eden.
We walk on like an elephant and back off like a giraffe.
We want others to see us as wise, not foolish.
We will find no ancestor before his time.
We will release no software before its time.
We're all different, but then again we're all the same.
We're all in this alone.
We're beating the bushes in search of a president.
We're born free and taxed to death.
We're going to have peace even if we have to fight for it.
We're looking for a few good men. - B. Cassidy
We're lost, but we're making good time.
We're off to see the wizard, he's sure to have an answer.
We've got an unbeatable team! - Sauron
We've missed you; we'll aim better next time!
We've replaced the Dilithium with new Folger's Crystals.
Wear old clothes when you fight for truth and liberty.
Wear short sleeves: Support YOUR right to bare arms!
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Wedding: A funeral where you smell your own flowers.
Welcome to California. Now please go home.
Welders do it in all positions.
Well begun is half done.
Well said is quickly said.
Well...maybe.
Werhner von Braun settled for a V-2 instead of a V-8.
Whales are a lot like humans. Only they mate for life.
What CAN you get a nudist for Christmas?
What SHOULD be an endangered species: Parolees.
What Saddam Hussein's mom said: Abort, Retry, Fail?
What a day may bring, a day may take away.
What a long, strange trip it's been...
What a moniker!
What a wonderful world it is that has girls in it!
What are friends for? - R.M. Nixon
What are you looking at? Get your own tag line!
What can you compare the universe with?
What can you do at 3 AM? Psssttt - got a modem??
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
What comes around goes around.
What did Harry Carey?
What did the blonde name her pet zebra? Spot.
What did we do before faxes? Get work done on time.
What do Aggies say before picking their noses? Grace.
What do orientals do during ERECTIONS? VOTE!!!
What do you call 20 blondes in a Freezer? Frosted Flakes.
What do you call a Irishman with no arms or legs? Mick.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!
What do you call a smart blond? A labrador.
What do you call a woman with no legs? Noeline
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen
What do you mean that I need a license to do that?
What do you mean that my urine sample is too small?
What do you mean? You actually read this tagline?
What do you suppose gives Stephen King nightmares?
What do you think?
What doesn't destroy me makes me stronger.
What fools these morals be!
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
What good does it do an ass to be called a lion?
What grammar is to speech, logic is to reason.
What hallucinations?
What if Joanne Dru pictures instead of making them?
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
What if they gave a war and only one side came?
What if we put bandaid on the Panama Canal and it healed?
What in the world are you doing here?
What is a lie but the truth in drag?
What is invisible might as well not exist.
What is learned in youth is understood in age.
What is the sound of one hand clapping? -- Zen Buddhism
What is the world to a man when his wife is a widow?
What is this thing anyway? The Discordian Society?
What is worth doing is worth finishing.
What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
What kind of cars do Proctologists drive? Ford Probes.
What light speed? I can even surpass dark speed.
What orators lack in depth they make up in length.
What orators lack in depth, they give in length.
What part of "NO!" didn't you understand?
What results from using spot remover on your dog Spot?
What results were obtained with Love Potions 1 thru 8?
What should you give a nudist for Christmas?
What soberness conceals, drunkenness reveals.
What the !@#$ were you expecting for me to put here?
What the coyote saw: \......\.....\...\..\.\...>->
What the heck happened here??!!
What the heck just happened here?
What the hell, go and put all your eggs in one basket.
What the text giveth, the footnote taketh away.
What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!
What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.
What time is it at the North Pole?
What two things in the air get a woman pregnant? Legs.
What use is magic if it can't save a unicorn?
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
What was the name of the Unknown Soldier?
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
What we need are 0-wait-state shopping lines....
What would *YOU* do for a Klondike Bar?
What you want, must, and need to do are seldom congruent.
What youth deemed crystal, age finds was dew.
What's 20/20? IQ of twin blondes.
What's a bigamist? Foggy weather in Italy.
What's a blond virgin? An ugly 3rd grader.
What's a honeydew list? Honey do this, honey do that..
What's all this fuss about endangered feces?
What's in a name, anyway? Everything and nothing.
What's in a name? Money if it says 'Lotus-like'.
What's past is prologue, search for the truth.
What's that grinding noise?
What's that grinding sound?
What's the matter Colonel Sanders.......CHICKEN?
What's the point-spread on World War III? - R. Reagan
What's the world coming to when your monitor stares back.
What's up doc?
What's white and taste like bananas? Monkey spit.
What, me ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
What, me worry?
What? You were expecting something clever?
Whatever advice you give, be brief.
Whatever hits the fan won't be evenly distributed.
Whatever is well conceived can be well expressed.
Whatever it is, whenever it occurs, I'm against it.
Whatever you delete today, you desperately need tomorrow.
Whatever you have, spend less.
Whatever you say about pornography, sex is here to stray.
Whatsa matter Colonel Sanders.......CHICKEN?
When CPR fails, does the doctor order "Barium?"
When God made man, She was joking.
When I want your opinion, I'll read your entrails.
When Marriage is Outlawed, Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.
When a cow laughs, does milk come out its nose?
When a subject becomes obsolete, it becomes required.
When agnostics die, do they go to the Great Perhaps?
When all else fails, I STILL refuse to read the docs.
When all else fails, call a twelve year old.
When all else fails, consult Jack Daniels.
When all else fails, dig out the dusty user's manual.
When all else fails, follow instructions.
When all else fails, give up and grab a beer.
When all else fails, quit.
When all else fails, read the docs.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
When all else is lost, the future still remains.
When all think alike, then no one is thinking.
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
When choosing between two evils, select the newer one.
When comparing Apples to Apples you still get a Mac.
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?
When dangling, watch your participles.
When down in the mouth, think of Jonah, he came out OK.
When everyone thinks alike, then everyone is stupid.
When everything comes your way, you're in the wrong lane.
When facts meet the legend, go with the legend.
When guns are outlawed, how'll we kill liberals?
When in Chicago you must vote early and vote often.
When in charge, ponder.
When in danger/doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!
When in doubt stop thinking and all doubt will go away.
When in doubt, ask someone a hypothetical question.
When in doubt, blame the computer.
When in doubt, make a backup.
When in doubt, make it sound convincing.
When in doubt, mumble.
When in doubt, predict the present trend will continue.
When in doubt, use brute force.
When in doubt; Cheat.
When in trouble, delegate.
When is the last time the Haggis Fairy visited you?
When it doubt, fake it.
When no wind blows, even the weather vane has character.
When people set aims in life, most aim too low.
When puns are outlawed only outlaws will have puns
When seeking love give nothing. Finding love give all.
When someone turns things around, don't get run over.
When something important is going on, silence is a lie.
When the bad combine, the good must associate.
When the eagles are silent the parrots begin to jabber.
When the going gets tough, find somebody to blame.
When the going gets tough, the smart get lost.
When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
When things go wrong, don't go with them.
When things go wrong, just don't go with them.
When uncertain, or in doubt, run in circles and scream.
When we are not sure, we are alive.
When we can't dream the time for death has arrived.
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
When you care to give the very best!
When you castrate a "Q", do you get an "O?"
When you deal with the insane, always pretend you're sane
When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.
When you do nothing, can you know when you're finished?
When you find anything that works, it usually fails.
When you get there, there's no there there.
When you go out to buy, don't show your silver.
When you go to the market, use your eyes, not your ears.
When you gotta go, you gotta go!
When you have the facts, you don't need an opinion.
When you illegally park a frog, it gets toad away.
When you see a snake, never mind where he came from.
When you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
When you slip on a banana peel, land on your funny side.
When you try too hard to save face, you lose your ass.
When you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
Whenever possible, put people on hold.
Where am I . . . and why am I in this handbasket?
Where are all the flashbacks they promised?
Where are the Taglines?
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Where can I find a synonym, for "thesaurus?"
Where can I fnid a spell chequer for taglines?
Where citizens count, subjects are slaves.
Where did we all come from in the first place?
Where do 'cannot' and 'must' meet on this graph?
Where do honey bees go potty? At a BP station naturally.
Where do these stairs go? --- "They go up."
Where do you find the time to not read so many books?
Where do you go to catch anorexia?
Where dos AVON find so many women willing to take orders?
Where is Carmen San Diego? Who cares?
Where is everything? All I typed was "Format c:".
Where is the STUN setting on a Laser Printer?
Where law ends, there tyranny begins.
Where men are outlawed, only outlaws are men.
Where no feline has gone before...
Where no man has.. where no ONE has.. to hell with it.
Where the #@!% IS Carmen SanDiego?
Where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.
Where there is a stink feces there is the odor of being.
Where there is a will, I want to be in it.
Where there is no shame, there is no honor.
Where there's a will, there's an inheritance tax.
Where would we be without any problems? BORED!
Where you've been means much less than where you're going
Where's there's smoke, there's toast.
Wherever Yugo, I go.
Wherever you came from, you're not there now.
Which gets you to NY faster? The 16 bit bus or the 8 bit?
While (!cat) play (mouse);
While eating an elephant advance one bite at a time.
Whip me, beat me, crush me, is this wrestling or what?
Whistler's mother is off her rocker.
White belt + white shoes = a "full Cleveland."
White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship.
Who are we kidding?
Who cares if Marie Windsor or loses, she's still tops!
Who has the bread makes the laws.
Who is the Grateful Dead, and why do they follow me?
Who is worse shod than the shoemaker's wife?
Who needs comedians? Journalists are much more laughable
Who says you can't have it all?
Who shall stand guard to the guards themselves? -- Juvenal
Who to himself is law, no law doth need.
Who was that masked man?
Who would understand youth must know old age.
Who's buried in the tomb of the Unknown Solider?
Who's the Round Table's roundest knight? Sir Cumference.
Who's the designated driver? This mouse is loaded.
Whodunit readers are just Spillaine folks.
Whom to marry: most important decision you'll ever make.
Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein.
Why Blondes have TGIF on their shirts; Tits Go In First.
Why Blondes have TGIF on their shoes; Toes Go In First.
Why Carl Sagan never sits down; asteroids.
Why are elves chaotic? Brownian movement.
Why are there so many fools on the road?
Why are there so many gnarly limbs on my family tree?
Why attack God? He may be as sad about us as we are.
Why buy a cow when the milk is free?
Why call them "apartments" if they're all together?
Why can't dogs dance? They have two left feet.
Why can't women remember to put the seat back up?
Why can't you be a non-conformist like everyone else?
Why did CNN cancel that cool "Desert Storm" show?
Why did I ever start this, anyway?
Why did the gazelle win? Cheetahs never win.
Why do I always shrug my shoulders? I have no idea.
Why do Kennedy's cry after sex? ..... Mace!
Why do blondes drive VW's? They can't spell PORSCHE!!
Why do kamakazi pilots where helmets?
Why do men wear ties? Easy directions to their brains.
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Why do they call them briefings when they take so long?
Why do we get so old before we learn how to be young?
Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?
Why do we seem to operate best at a 90^ angle to reality?
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Why don't cats like to swim? Why don't many fish fly?
Why don't lawyers lie on the beach? Cats would bury them.
Why don't many cats swim? Why don't many fish fly?
Why go second class when 1st class is only $25?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is Helen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog's blind too.
Why is bread so dear and flesh and blood so cheap?
Why is it called a 'tallywhacker'?
Why is it that if you leave the room, you're elected?
Why is it that there are never enough days in a weekend?
Why is nothing is quite so unexpected as the truth?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Because of the song?
Why is there a permanent press setting on an iron?
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Why not upset the apple cart? They'll rot anyway.
Why resist temptation? It may never come your way again.
Why should I have to pay a troll just to cross a bridge?
Why solve problems you can bypass with a GOTO?
Why use a big, long word when a diminutive one will do?
Why waste time learning, ignorance comes with the turf?
Why would a wood chuck want to chuck wood anyway?
Wie geht's dir heute?
Wife :[ 'Did the maid come today?' Hus :> 'Several times!'
Wife: Did the maid come today? Hus: (g) Several times.
Wild asses are not yet extinct.
Will Barbara Hale the passing ship or stay on the island?
Will Barbara Stock videos of her old movies?
Will Judy Canova for test tube babies?
Will Judy Landers Elf a sitcom?
Will Julie Harris crew, director or producers?
Will Karen Black her eye with more bad movies?
Will Monica Seles her tennis racket?
Will Pamela Sue Martin?
Will Rogers never met Saddam Hussein.
Will he Mary Martin?
Will people in the CIS be known as sissies?
Will someone please bind and gag the moderator!
Will trade cranky dishwasher Sarah for a GE that works.
Will your great-grandchildren know you existed and how?
Win or lose, you lose.
Window-screen: An arrangement for keeping flies in.
Windows 3.0 - From the people who brought you EDLIN.
Windows 3.0 - The best $89 solitaire game you can buy.
Windows 3.1 coming to the rescue! Wait for FedEx!!!!!!!
Windows Error: 004 -- Operator fell asleep while waiting.
Windows is a disease - but is OS/2 v2.0 the cure?
Windows is a real pane ;{
Windows swaps memory to disk...I knew it was perverted.
Windows would be better with curtains.
Windows, Just Say No.
Windows, icons, mouse and pointer = WIMP.
Windows: An answer to a question nobody has ever asked.
Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
Windows? !Por Favor, No Rompa Mis Cojones! Gracias!
Winners grin; Losers weep
Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
Winning isn't everything, but then losing is nothing.
Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is.
Winter in Arizona falls on a Tuesday this year.
Wisdom is knowing what to do with what you know.
Wisdom of many and the wit of a half.
Wise men in love act the fool.
Wise men learn much from fools. Wise guys don't.
Wit is the spice of conversation, not the food.
Witches who misbehave are sent to their broom.
With clothes the new are best, with friends the old.
With consequences, the unexpected always predominate.
With foxes we must play the fox.
With fronds like you, who needs anemones?
With our judgements as our watches, none go just alike.
With people, reach should exceed grasp. Try for heaven.
With sin, a human falls into it, a saint grieves at it.
With some foreign food the less authentic, the better.
With some it isn't the thought, it's the gift behind it.
With two ways to spell a word, the wrong one will be used
Without creation there could be no destruction.
Without death, life has no meaning.
Without fingers you cannot even thumb your nose.
Without fools there would be no wisdom.
Without love and trust all you can be in life is alone.
Without my ignorance, your knowledge would be meaningless
Without the last minute, how much would ever get done?
Without time everything would happen at once.
Witnesses saw Amy Steel the car in broad daylight.
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Woman who cook carrots and peas in same pot not sanitary.
Woman who get laid in strawberry patch get ass in jam.
Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack gets tit-bit.
Women and children first (to see if it's safe).
Women and children first -- feminist theory of evolution.
Women and elephants never forget real or supposed injury.
Women do come with instructions, ask them!
Women go on diets. Men just eat less... and grow fat.
Women take to good hearted men. Also from.
Women with double first names make great peach cobbler.
Women's clothes: Go to extremes, seldom to extremities.
Words DO NOT have meanings, people do.
Words and ideas are what change our world.
Words are not food, though sometimes we must eat them.
Words are the voice of the heart.
Words must be weighed, not counted.
Words, words, words. And no place to put them all.
Work is for those who have nothing better to do.
Work never killed anyone -- but why take a chance?
World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
World peace will only come when patriotism is forgotten.
World to end at 5:00pm. See it on the 11:00pm news.
World's come to an end? Why wasn't I notified?
Worms, the only way to recan them is to use a larger can.
Worry is the interest paid on trouble in advance.
Worth seeing? Yes, but not worth going to see.
Would have suffered a lot more if I'd been understood.
Would she be happy with a Pet Rock instead?
Wouldn't know what to do with it if I had it.
Write all your complaints inside this box-----> []
Write back! I think we can have some fun!
Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble.
Wrote hit singles with John Lennon.
Wyszowski's Law: No experiment is reproducible.
X minus 6 weeks and counting.
Xerox never comes up with anything original anymore.
Xpress yourself.
YOU can help wipe out COBOL in our lifetime.
Ya gotta be subtle! - M. Hammer
Yawn...
Yawn: The only time some men get to open their mouths.
Yea, yea..once a hobby, now an expensive addiction.
Yeah, but what's the speed of DARK?
Yeah...and some day the sun will die out.
Year: A period of 365 failures and disappointments.
Yeech!
Yes Dear, just a few more minutes....
Yes my son, long ago mail was read 1 packet at a time.
Yes-men: Fellows who hang around the man nobody noes.
Yesterday I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot.
Yield to temptation; It may not pass your way again.
You Klingon son, you killed my bastard! Got that wrong.
You ain't learning nothing when you're talking.
You always find it in the last place you look.
You always swat where he's not, or if he is aha! a spot.
You are always entitled to your own stupid opinion.
You are an example of why some animals eat their young.
You are entering another dimension. A dimension of szzzt!
You are magnetic in your bearing.
You are not entitled to an opinion.
You are only young once, but it is easy to stay immature.
You aren't born happy, you must make it for yourself.
You aren't here forever, enjoy each day as a miracle.
You bought a computer to do this?
You can always easily find anything you don't want.
You can always make room for one more. Except a new baby.
You can choose your friends, but you only have one mother
You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories.
You can fly, but that cocoon has to go.
You can fool all people, except but you can't fool Mom.
You can judge a man by how he keeps his golf score.
You can judge the success of a man by his bodyguards.
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
You can let bad times make you bitter--or better.
You can love four girls at the same time.
You can love humans if you don't know them too well.
You can multi-task on C-64s... keep a multitude of them.
You can never get rid of a bad temper by losing it.
You can never stand still nor go backwards in time.
You can observe a lot by watching.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
You can only be truly free if everyone else is truly free
You can pretend to be serious, but not witty.
You can teach an old dog new tricks, under protest.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.
You can write until sated, but no one must read it.
You can't act like a skunk w/o someone getting wind of it.
You can't call PTL, NOW! I'm downloading!
You can't do that. It's been digitally cursed.
You can't eat your friends and have them too.
You can't fall off the floor.
You can't fold drive mappings either.
You can't fool me, that's DIRTY DANCING, I see.
You can't get there from here.
You can't hide broccoli in a glass of milk.
You can't hug your kids too much.
You can't judge Egypt by Aida.
You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
You can't jump a canyon in two leaps.
You can't learn anything with your mouth open.
You can't step twice into the same river.
You can't win. You can't break even. You can't quit.
You cannot be too careful in the choice of your enemies.
You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
You cannot step into the same river once -- Cratylus
You could see everything...she wore two-jump jeans!
You deserve the gods you worship.
You disagree? May I plea guilty by reason of sanity?
You don't have to think too hard when talking to teachers
You get the most of what you need the least.
You got to be kidding!
You got to start somewhere if you're going end elsewhere.
You got to stop screwing around, daddy.
You have been selected for a secret mission.
You have to be an antique to appreciate them.
You haven't lived until you've experinced a body cavity.
You know Traci Lords it over her fellow actors.
You know you're really old when stop buying green bananas
You learn as much by writing as you do by reading.
You live and learn, or you don't live long.
You live and you learn - or you don't live long.
You make it we take it.
You may be Southern -- but you're no Comfort.
You may be a loser for a long time before you realize it.
You may be recognized soon. Hide.
You may be recognized soon. Perhaps you should hide?
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one...
You may use this tagline 30 days before registering.
You might say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not asleep.
You might want to get a band-aid for that.
You must know much before you know how little you know.
You must know your limits to break through them.
You must realize: Sweatwork is the only road to fitness.
You never find a lost article until you replace it.
You never have to explain things you never said.
You never know unless you ask, answer not guaranteed.
You never know when you're making a memory.
You obviously mistook me for someone who knows.
You realize how short a month when you pay alimony.
You should know better than to trust a strange computer.
You should presently be able to deal from a full deck.
You spotted snakes with double tongue... be not seen.
You talk so much your tongue is sunburned.
You tell 'em Bald Head, you're smooth.
You tell 'em Banana, you've been skinned.
You tell 'em Bank, you're safe.
You tell 'em Bean, He's stringing you.
You tell 'em Brake, you've got the drag.
You tell 'em Butcher, you've got a lot of tongue.
You tell 'em Cabbage, you've got the head.
You tell 'em Calendar, you've got lots of dates.
You tell 'em Cashier, I'm a poor teller.
You tell 'em Cat, That's what you're fur.
You tell 'em Cemetery, you are so grave.
You tell 'em Chloroform, you can put them to sleep.
You tell 'em Church Bell, I told you.
You tell 'em Cigarette, you're lit up.
You tell 'em Clock, you've got the time.
You tell 'em Cucumber, I've been pickled.
You tell 'em Custard Pie, you've got the crust.
You tell 'em Dentist, you've got the pull.
You tell 'em Dictionary, you're full of information.
You tell 'em Doctor, you've got the patience.
You tell 'em Dough, you're well bred.
You tell 'em Electricity, you can shock 'em.
You tell 'em Envelope, you're well posted.
You tell 'em Gambler, you've got winning ways.
You tell 'em Goldfish, you've been around the globe.
You tell 'em Hard-Boiled Egg, you're hard to beat.
You tell 'em Horse, you carry a tale.
You tell 'em Hunter, I'm a duck.
You tell 'em Hunter, I'm game.
You tell 'em June, And don't July.
You tell 'em Manicurist, I've been trimmed.
You tell 'em Moon, you're out all night.
You tell 'em Mountain, I'm only a bluff.
You tell 'em Operator, you've got their number.
You tell 'em Piano, you're upright and square.
You tell 'em Playing Cards, you know the joker.
You tell 'em Printer, I'm not your type.
You tell 'em Railroad, It's not along my line.
You tell 'em September Morn, no one has anything on you.
You tell 'em Shoemaker, you know awl.
You tell 'em Simon, I'll Legree.
You tell 'em Skyscraper, you have more than one story.
You tell 'em Submarine, I can't seaplane.
You tell 'em Teacher, you've got the class.
You think you have troubles? Even my sundial is slow.
You want original taglines? Make one up.
You were conspicuous by your absence -- Lord John Russell
You will be a winner today. Fight with a four-year-old.
You win some and you lose some. But think qualitatively.
You'll always overlook one of those pins in a new shirt.
You'll never find it, in all that loose clothing.
You'll never know until you ask the right source.
You'll stay young if you form new habits.
You're an accident looking for a place to happen.
You're being followed, cut out hanky-panky for a few days
You're never as good as others say--or as bad.
You're really hard up if you steal *this* tagline.
You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.
Young at heart...slightly older in other places.
Young gorillas are friendly, but they soon learn.
Youngsters remember anything if it happened or not.
Your E-Mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage.
Your Honor, that's bovine fecal matter!
Your Yin and Yang are no longer on speaking terms.
Your Zip file is open.
Your best response: Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
Your brain rattles around like a BB in a box car.
Your call will be answered in the order it was ignored.
Your code is theoretically beautiful, but it won't work.
Your future, with the Maker or the Baker is up to you.
Your karma just ran over my dogma.
Your lucky color is fading.
Your mileage may vary.
Your sin, was it of omission, commission, or emission?
Your solution stinks. The problem is very interesting.
Your sweet words suck a morning dew off the honeysuckle.
Your trouble is that your absence makes good company.
Youth + confidence + myopia = naivete.
Youth is wasted on the young -- G.B. Shaw
Youth isn't a time of life, but a state of mind.
Youth, a habit of hers so long she couldn't part with it.
Youth: wasted on the young. Wealth: wasted on the rich.
Youthful figure: What you get when asking a woman's age.
ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII.
Zeus gave Leda the bird.
Zippy the Pinhead in '96! "Am I elected yet?"
Zippy the pinhead is a twit.
Zmodem: Big BITS, nice BAUD, and a tight ASCII.
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aibohphobia, n., The fear of palindromes.
all is said and done, people keep saying and doing.
cigar is just a cigar.
dROp yoUr CArriER or tHE sYSop GEts iT!
del Banquo.* del damnspot.*
grep..grep..grep... (Frog w/UNIX stuck in throat)
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
if (program == crippleware) bit-bucket(program).
mY lINKAGE iS sTUCK iN rEVERSE.
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