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  1.  
  2. Lettuce to the Editor
  3.  
  4. Dear Dave,
  5.  
  6.          Congratulations on your first year of bringing wit and
  7.          humor to the online computer world, and hope that there    
  8.          are many more to follow!
  9.  
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  12.                                     @
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  14.                                     #
  15.                                  ***#***
  16.                               ***   #   ***
  17.                            ***      #      ***
  18.                          **         ~         **
  19.                         *  H A P P Y            *
  20.                         *      B I R T H D A Y  *
  21.                         |**                   **|
  22.                         |  ***    R A H    ***  |
  23.                         |     ***       ***     |
  24.                         *        *******        *
  25.                          **                   **
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  27.                               ***       ***
  28.                                  *******
  29.  
  30.          -Ray Koziel
  31.  
  32.          P.S.
  33.          I tried uploading a piece of cake to you but the candles
  34.          jammed up the hard drive, so I guess this will have to do.
  35. - - - - - - - - - 
  36. Hi Ray,
  37.  
  38. Thanks for note, it is definitely appreciated.  I can only assume
  39. that is supposed to be a birthday cake.  To tell the truth, it
  40. startles me every time I scroll down to this page.  It must be a
  41. personal problem.
  42. DB
  43. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
  44. Q: What's the difference between IBM and Jurassic Park?
  45.  
  46. A: One is a fantasy theme park populated with dinosaurs,
  47.    and the other is a movie.
  48. - - - - - - - - -
  49. Q: What has four legs and an arm?
  50.  
  51. A. A happy pit bull.
  52.  
  53.