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  2. ║                    Time For You To Dig Time                        ║
  3. ║                                                                    ║
  4. ║               Everything occurs at sometime or another,            ║
  5. ║                 we have no knowledge of how                        ║
  6. ║                   to stop or how to accelerate time.               ║
  7. ║                                                                    ║
  8. ║               Time is everything simply because                    ║
  9. ║                 everything is time.                                ║
  10. ║                                                                    ║
  11. ║               Time can be a bitch -                                ║
  12. ║                 if your time is up                                 ║
  13. ║                    it is time to die!                              ║
  14. ║                                                                    ║
  15. ║               Time is numerology - count all the                   ║
  16. ║                 people who do not                                  ║
  17. ║                   understand time.                                 ║
  18. ║                                                                    ║
  19. ║               Many times I have wondered                           ║
  20. ║                   where time originated                            ║
  21. ║                     or ends.                                       ║
  22. ║                                                                    ║
  23. ║               It is time to birth my child,                        ║
  24. ║                 I am pregnant                                      ║
  25. ║                   because                                          ║
  26. ║                 I missed my time                                   ║
  27. ║                   - that time.                                     ║
  28. ║                                                                    ║
  29. ║               Time is slow, sometimes at work                      ║
  30. ║                 I age 80 years                                     ║
  31. ║                   in 8 hours!                                      ║
  32. ║                                                                    ║
  33. ║               Time is fast, sometimes I ask my man                 ║
  34. ║                 "Is there time for intercourse?"                   ║
  35. ║                    he replies,                                     ║
  36. ║                  "Of course, always!  And it is                    ║
  37. ║                    about time you                                  ║
  38. ║                  stop asking that!"                                ║
  39. ║                                                                    ║
  40. ║               He doesn't hang out with the fellows                 ║
  41. ║                 anymore, or hold                                   ║
  42. ║                   awkward conversations anymore,                   ║
  43. ║                 it is about time that                              ║
  44. ║                   he matured.                                      ║
  45. ║                                                                    ║
  46. ║               One time I robbed a bank,                            ║
  47. ║                 -in jail now, doing time,                          ║
  48. ║                 too much time on my hands,                         ║
  49. ║                                                                    ║
  50. ║               This time on my mind                                 ║
  51. ║                 is KILLING me!                                     ║
  52. ║                                                                    ║
  53. ║               Time, time, time,                                    ║
  54. ║               Time is a Muthaƒucka!                                ║
  55. ║               Time is treacherous!                                 ║
  56. ║               Time is creeping, speeding uncontrollably            ║
  57. ║                                                                    ║
  58. ║               Breaka, Breaka, Breaka, Hey!                         ║
  59. ║                                                                    ║
  60. ║                                 Time Out!                          ║
  61. ║                                                                    ║
  62. ║               Copyright (c) 1990 - Teena Shephard                  ║
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