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  2. ║                              Editorial                                     ║
  3. ║                          by:  Inez Harrison                                ║
  4. ║                                                                            ║
  5. ║              ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────┐               ║
  6. ║              │ Copyright information is included in this   │               ║
  7. ║              │ issue due to requests.                      │               ║
  8. ║              └─────────────────────────────────────────────┘               ║
  9. ║                                                                            ║
  10. ║   Well, this issue is late but could not be put off.  November 1993        ║
  11. ║   makes this newsletter (my "brain-child") 2 years old and I've            ║
  12. ║   watched, with much delight, my child grow.                               ║
  13. ║                                                                            ║
  14. ║   There have been drawbacks [still no help with my request for an          ║
  15. ║   exorcism] - the hills have been high (crashes and flashes), and          ║
  16. ║   valleys have been low (lost, gone, find me if you can), but still I      ║
  17. ║   remain!                                                                  ║
  18. ║                                                                            ║
  19. ║   I've been depressed ("Why did you press that key?"), I've been           ║
  20. ║   up ("GAWD, where did you upload that from?"), I've been down ("Hey,      ║
  21. ║   download this file just one more time......") and I've been gay          ║
  22. ║   ("You talking 'bout me?")!                                               ║
  23. ║                                                                            ║
  24. ║   I guess it wasn't weird enough when the phone company changed my         ║
  25. ║   phone number, I went from "850" to "666-6926", mind you no one else      ║
  26. ║   in my building has this exchange.                                        ║
  27. ║                                                                            ║
  28. ║   It really got weird when 14 years later, my data number turns out        ║
  29. ║   to be "666-6927"!                                                        ║
  30. ║                                                                            ║
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  32. ║  ┌┤ How much stranger can things get, unless you consider the fact     │   ║
  33. ║  ││ that PIM celebrates it's anniversary by welcoming "Lou C. Fer" who │   ║
  34. ║  ││ will be writing monthly articles entitled "Just Past The Gates of  │   ║
  35. ║  ││ Hell"!                                                             │   ║
  36. ║  │╘═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╤╛   ║
  37. ║  └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘    ║
  38. ║                                                                            ║
  39. ║                All of this is just to say                                  ║
  40. ║                PIM is here another day                                     ║
  41. ║                No matter what                                              ║
  42. ║                No matter where                                             ║
  43. ║                PIMs around for all to share                                ║
  44. ║                Another day                                                 ║
  45. ║                Minus a dollar                                              ║
  46. ║                I write this note simply to holler                          ║
  47. ║                My tale and story may seem gory                             ║
  48. ║                But I'm riding this 'BAD' Poetry Train to "GLORY"!          ║
  49. ║                                                                            ║
  50. ║   'Nuff said!                                                              ║
  51. ║                                                                            ║
  52. ║   Kudos,                                                                   ║
  53. ║   Inez Harrison                                                            ║
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  55.     │                                                                   │
  56.     │                   ***HAPPY ANNOUNCEMENT***                        │
  57.     │                                                                   │
  58.     │   I proudly announce that my sister, "Ollie M. Parker" will       │
  59.     │   wed "John R. Patterson" on the 27th of this month!              │
  60.     │                                                                   │
  61.     │   As an original "Harrison" there's no need to say,               │
  62.     │   "there's no comparison"!                                        │
  63.     │                                                                   │
  64.     │   John has proven to be a good guy for the past few years         │
  65.     │   but hey, if things change we'll just KILL him [LMAO]!           │
  66.     │                                                                   │
  67.     │   The best of luck to both of you!                                │
  68.     │                                                                   │
  69.     │    Peace,                                                         │
  70.     │    Your Loving Sister                                             │
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