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thing to think about. I can │
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boycotting the purchase of │
│ all RAM until the prices drop back to what th
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│ In one week we, the end-user, watched compute
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r RAM jump from $29.00 a meg │
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g. Why? Well the media and │
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│ Remember back in the late-Mid 80's? This exa
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│ So how does this affect the sudden surge in p
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│ their stock & they'll be out money. How to s
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│ find an excuse and raise the price to make up
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│ the soon-to-be upgrade. Except for ONE litt
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│ COST.
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│ When the new versions of RAM hit the market,
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what is the actual reality │
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│ THE GENERAL PUBLIC WILL NOT BE A
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│ That's right. Just like history has ALWAYS s
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│ Never-the-less, what it comes down to, is tha
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t they have inflated the cost │
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ort of a RAPE on the American │
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│ regardless of cost.
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│ I for one will use VIRTUAL memory through var
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│ BOYCOTT RAM - DON'T BE THE NEXT VICTIM O
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F THE INDUSTRY'S RAPE! │
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│ Washington, D.C. is racked with people who pe
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rform in a highly unethical │
│ manner. We all know this. Or at least we as
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sume so. But last week, when │
│ the worst tax bill in the history of this cou
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ntry was slated for voting in │
│ the Senate, three people were credited with t
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he worst ethical behavior │
│ ever released to the public. (Ignore Kennedy
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's accident, because the truth│
│ never came out on that score and probably nev
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er will.) But Barbara Boxer │
│ of California, Diane Feinstein also of Califo
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rnia, and the senator from │
│ Nebraska all pulled some bone head stunts tha
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t can't be justified. Boxer │
│ and Feinstein, in order to avoid phone calls
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from the people of their home │
│ state removed the phone from the hook. They
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intended voting party and did │
│ not want to hear from the people who voted th
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em into office telling them │
│ they did not want this bill passed. The sena
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tor from Nebraska was worse │
│ than this. He had received numerous phone ca
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lls, telegrams, and faxes from│
│ the people of his home state asking him to vo
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te no on the president's tax │
│ bill. But the senator voted yes, stating he
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could not betray his president│
│ and vote no. But I guess he could betray the
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people of his state. │
│ No matter what we as a nation attempt to do t
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here are certain facts that │
│ can not be ignored regarding Washington, D.C.
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and the politicians. First, │
│ regardless of laws, graft, under-table payoff
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s and countless other unethic-│
│ al practices will never disappear as long as
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│ pocket remains.
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│
│ Secondly, regardless of what is best for the
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country and/or state, voting │
│ party will still be the major factor to overc
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ome. │
│ So what are we, the public to do? Live throu
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gh the next four years with a │
│ president who is out of touch with reality an
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d will, in the long run, do │
│ more harm than good to our nation. Yes, unfo
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rtunately that is our only │
│ option, unless we can force Congress into an
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impeachment procedure. This │
│ being unlikely, we must sit back and tolerate
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the incompetency of this │
│ man as well as the Congress and Senate. But
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the actions are more than │
│ unethical; they are devastating to a great ma
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ny people in this nation. │
│ The tax bill, just passed, is retroactive to
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January 1993. If you had one │
│ dollar the day before the tax bill was passed
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, it was diminished by the │
│ tax bill. So what happens when this happens?
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Well, when people have less │
│ money, because they are paying more out in ta
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xes, they have less to spend. │
│ With less to spend there is less produced and
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business makes less money. │
│ When business makes less profit, employees ge
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t laid off to tighten the │
│ belt. Also, because business is paying more
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in taxes, items purchased for │
│ a reasonable amount now go up to increase the
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profit of business and to │
│ cover the additional tax. But how can a nati
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on get out of debt when a │
│ great majority of its people become unemploye
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d as the result of the tax │
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│ Unethical Behavior!
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│ bill Clinton forced upon us? The answer is s
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imple, they can't!! │
│ In the 1960's John Kennedy advocated a bill t
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hat would reduce taxes across │
│ the board to all Americans. The bill was pas
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sed and the economy soared. │
│ When taxes are levied the economy, throughout
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history, drops with a severe │
│ recession and even a depression to follow. T
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hese are basic economic laws │
│ that the Clinton administration failed to lea
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rn in college. But the │
│ American public will be the one's to pay for
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their learning failure. │
│ It seems to us it is time for a major change
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in policy here. One of the │
│ best ways to curtail spending in Washington,
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D.C. is to eliminate govern- │
│ ment entirely. Since this is, more than like
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ly, not possible, we recommend│
│ the elimination of so many representatives an
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d the elimination of so many │
│ pet-projects (i.e. pork belly actions). We c
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ould change the house of │
│ representatives to one per state rather than
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base it upon population. We │
│ could also eliminate pensions. This is suppo
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sed to be a job of social │
│ service, let's make it more that way. Also,
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limit budget spending and │
│ force a balance budget. Renovate social prog
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rams so they are limited in │
│ time, making those partaking in them work to
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get off them. │
│ There are a great many things the common man
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can see that needs to be done.│
│ What happens when that common person ends up
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in Washington? We can have a │
│ peaceful revolution - but apathy seems to eli
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minate that as well. │
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│ The Darker Side (c) C.Jaye
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│ You never see the darker side,
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│
│ And yet you hunt the light,
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│
│ You cannot take yourself in stri
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de, │
│ For something's just not right.
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│
│ You do not like the darker side,
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│
│ For evil must wear black,
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│
│ But if by faith you would abide,
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│
│ You'd find God's love in fact.
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│
│ The darker side may stumble,
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│
│ It may cause pain and fear,
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│
│ But if there is a brighter part,
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│
│ Then Dark, its purpose here.
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│
│ You see, my friend, if truth be
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told, │
│ There's nothing with 1 side,
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│
│ Until we die we must grow old,
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│
│ And laugh from whence we've crie
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d. │
│ Learn to see the darker side,
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│
│ That you might find some light,
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│
│ And in your faith you must abide
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, │
│ For all day must turn night.
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│ Laws Beyond Murphy!
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│ * Remember the Hudson car? Well it isn't mad
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e any more and guess what, it │
│ never was recalled either. Making the law:
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the best cars made aren't │
│ built any more.
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│
│ * No law ever applies to a politician, except
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an increase in his pay. │
│ * No one ever drives fast enough when you are
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in a hurry. │
│ * There is always a traffic jam when you have
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to go cross town. │
│ * No matter what type of arrangement a bill c
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ollector makes with you, they │
│ will not honor it.
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│
│ * Everything is easier to put together if the
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instructions are read. │
│ * If your barber is bald, perhaps you need an
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other barber. │
│ * When going on a trip always take double the
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money you think you need. │
│ * The thickness of the carpeting in the oval
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office is in direct ratio to │
│ amount of buck-passing he does.
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│
│ * When there is an attendant to make change,
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the change machine always will│
│ work.
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│
│ * Self sealing envelopes never do.
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│
│ * Inflation isn't all bad, it permits everyon
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e to live in a more expensive │
│ area without even moving.
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│
│ * Bad guys always start with certain advantag
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es. │
│ * Fish did not discover water.
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│ BUCKMINSTER FULLER: The end move in politics
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is to pick up a gun. │
│
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│ ANDY WARHOL: The nicer I am, the more people
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think I'm lying. │
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│ MAE WEST: Brains are an asset...if you hide t
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hem. │
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│ SIGMUND FREUD: Anatomy is destiny. (What do
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you suppose THAT means? ;>) │
│
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│ THOMAS JEFFERSON: The art of life is the avoi
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ding of pain. │
│
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│ HENRY THOREAU: You cannot kill time without i
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njuring eternity. │
│
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│
│ YOGI BERRA: I really didn't say everything I
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said. │
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│ J.EDGAR HOOVER: Justice is incidental to law
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and order. │
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│ WINSTON CHURCHILL: A fanatic is one who can't
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change his mind, and │
│ won't change the subject.
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│ * Hippopotamus gives birth underwater.
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│ * In ancient Egypt baboons were trained to wa
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it on tables. │
│ * A grizzly bear runs as fast as the average
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horse. │
│ * The female lion does about 90 percent of al
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l the hunting while the male │
│ lion just lays around.
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│ * Between 1860 to 1883 the buffalo was reduce
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d by 13 million to a few │
│ hundred in North America.
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│ * A panda, at birth, weighs about 4 ounces an
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d is smaller than a mouse. │
│ * Russia uses dogs that are trained to sniff
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│ iron sulfides.
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│ * A jack rabbit, when running at top speed, c
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an broadjump up to 15 feet. │
│ * A porcupine has about 30,000 quills on its
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body. │
│ * A crocodile has so much hydrochloric acid i
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n its digestive juices it can │
│ dissolve a six inch steel hook.
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│ * The human animal is the only animal that ab
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uses its children. │
│ * The alligator has strong enough muscles to
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close its jaw and break a │
│ man's arm but the opposing muscles are so w
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eak a man could hold the jaws │
│ of the alligator closed with one hand.
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│ 8-15-1945 Riot in San Francisco celebrating e
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│ 8-16-1969 Woodstock festival begins in New Yo
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rk. │
│ 8-16-1863 Emancipation Proclamation signed
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│ 8-17-1807 R. Fulton's steamboat Clermont begi
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ns 1st trip up Hudson River │
│ 8-18-1963 James Meredith becomes 1st black gr
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aduate of Univ of Miss. │
│ 8-19 National Aviation Day
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│ 8-19-1960 Sputnik 5 carries 3 dogs into orbit
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│ 8-20-1920 US first radio broadcaster begins d
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aily broadcasting. │
│ 8-21-1959 Hawaii became the 50th state.
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│ 8-23-1833 Britain abolishes slavery in coloni
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es; 700,000 slaves freed │
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ulaneum are buried │
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turn, sees thousands of rings │
│ 8-26-0055 B.C. Roman forces under Julius Caes
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ar invaded Britain. │
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frage granted │
│ 8-26-1973 Women's Equality Day
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│ 8-31-1955 1st sun-powered automobile demonstr
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│ "AN OPEN LETTER TO ALL FRUSTRATED APARTMENT
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DWELLERS WHO ARE SICK & │
│ TIRED OF PUTTING UP WITH THEIR LANDLORD AND
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WHO WOULD FINALLY LIKE │
│ TO BUY THEIR FIRST HOME WITH NOTHING DOWN!"
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│ Dear Friend,
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│ The story that follows is not only incredibl
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y moving but it could lead you│
│ to great wealth. It is not a story about a f
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amous industrialist or an over│
│ -night millionaire. It's a story about an av
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erage guy with an average job.│
│ It's my story & just reading it could lead y
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ou to unbelievable wealth. │
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│ Eight years ago, I had what I thought was a
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good job. I was a music │
│ teacher for Los Angeles Unified School Distr
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ict, one of the largest school│
│ systems in the country. (In order to get tha
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t job I worked my way through │
│ six years of college, including USC and UCLA
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. I had earned two degrees, a │
│ Bachelor's Degree in Education, then a Maste
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r's Degree! I had to take │
│ dozens of courses in teaching methods and pr
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ocedures as well as history, │
│ english, philosophy and psychology. Then I h
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ad to complete another dozen │
│ post graduate credential courses & put up wi
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th part time work for several │
│ years until I found an opening. But I didn'
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t mind because I thought │
│ teaching was important and I wanted to do it
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!) │
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│ Anyway I had been a teacher for ten years an
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d I liked my work. In fact, I │
│ liked it so much I would have stayed just wh
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ere I was doing exactly what │
│ I was doing. Except for one thing.
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│
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│ THE INCOME I EARNED DIDN'T ALLOW ME TO BUY A
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HOME FOR MYSELF & MY FAMILY! │
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│ Not only that, I found that I was always get
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ting kicked around by land- │
│ lords! Was I a bad tenant? No, I wasn't. I
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was quiet, I took good │
│ care of the landlord's property, and I alway
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s paid my rent on time. I │
│ even got along well with all my neighbors.
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│ You see, the problem was I was too good of a
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tenant! I was so good that │
│ the landlord knew he could take advantage of
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me! In fact, he knew I was │
│ such a nice guy that I wouldn't complain!
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│ In my town, a landlord could pretty much do
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as he pleased when it came to │
│ evicting tenants. So every couple of years w
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hen the landlord wanted to │
│ raise the rent faster than I was able to pay
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it, do you know what he did? │
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│ HE SIMPLY THREW ME OUT!
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│ THEN HE WAS FREE TO CHARGE WHATEVER RENT HE
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WANTED TO THE NEXT FAMILY │
│ THAT MOVED IN!
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│
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│ After I went through this several times over
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many years, I got fed up │
│ enough that I wanted to buy a home of my own
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. So I did what any other guy │
│ who had a steady job would do. I went to my
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bank, the one I had used for │
│ years, and asked them for a loan. I'll bet
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you can guess what happened. │
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│ MY BANKER WOULD BARELY TALK TO ME!
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│
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│ He took one look at my application and told
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me I didn't qualify for a │
│ Real Estate loan because
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│
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│ I DIDN'T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY!
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│ There I was teaching in his school system an
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d banking in his bank for │
│ years and he may as well have told me I wasn
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't good enough to own a home │
│ of my own!
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│ I FELT CHEATED!
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│ I had done all the things that we were all t
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old to do growing up! I went │
│ to college, I worked hard, I was honest and
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considerate, I paid my bills │
│ and tried to be a good citizen! BUT SOMEHOW
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IT DIDN'T PAY OFF! │
│
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│ All those rewards we were taught to expect i
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f we did the "right things" │
│ didn't happen! I was being pushed around by
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unscrupulous landlords, I │
│ couldn't buy a house - I was even having tro
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uble paying rent! │
│ ALL OF IT JUST MADE ME MAD!
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│
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│ The first thing I did was to quit my bank! B
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ut it really didn't make me │
│ feel any better and it certainly didn't help
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me buy a home. That's when I │
│ decided that I had better rethink my strateg
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y. After all, SOMETHING WASN'T│
│ WORKING RIGHT!
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│
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│ Well, I was a teacher, right? I believed in
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education! So, I figured I │
│ could either earn an MBA (which I really did
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n't want to do! I wasn't a │
│ businessman and the way the economy was goin
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g, there was no guarantee an │
│ MBA would make me any better pay!) or I coul
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d go out and learn something │
│ about buying what I wanted -- which at the t
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ime was a house to live in. │
│ So...
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│
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│ I WENT TO ALL THE EXPENSIVE REAL ESTATE SEMI
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NARS! │
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│ That's right! I know it sounds foolish to sp
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end money when I really │
│ didn't have it to spend, but I wanted to lea
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rn what the so-called │
│ "professionals" knew. And I wanted to learn
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it fast! │
│
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│ So I went to the seminars and listened to th
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e tapes and read a lot of │
│ books and attended meetings until I was blue
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! I LEARNED EVERYTHING THEY │
│ TAUGHT ME! THEN I TRIED TO DO WHAT THEY TOL
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D ME TO DO! │
│ And do you know what?
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│ THAT DIDN'T WORK EITHER!
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│
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│ Oh, I took their "evaluation sheets" all ove
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r town, looked at a lot of │
│ properties, but when I was done,
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│ ALL OF MY OFFERS WERE REJECTED!
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│
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│ Not only that, I got laughed at by agents an
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d bankers and sellers, │
│ friends, neighbors and relatives!
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│
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│ And I still didn't have a place to live!
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│ I just got madder and madder!
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│
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│ But as I thought about all of the experience
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s I had been through, how I │
│ had tried different things and had failed ea
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ch time, something came to │
│ me. I realized a basic mistake I had been ma
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king. Then it dawned on me │
│ what I was doing wrong.
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│
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│ ONCE I FIGURED OUT WHAT I WAS DOING WRONG, I
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BOUGHT MY FIRST HOUSE! │
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│ Let me tell you a little about it. It is a m
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odest place located at 922 │
│ Clark Trail. It has three Bedrooms, two full
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baths, a fire place, wall to │
│ wall carpeting, built in kitchen appliances,
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a two car attached garage, │
│ front yard, big back yard with a dog run and
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lots of grass for the kids │
│ to play on. And just so you'll know how mode
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st it is, it was fourteen │
│ years old when I bought it.
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│ And to top that off
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│ I DIDN'T HAVE TO MAKE A DOWN PAYMENT!
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│ BOY, DID I FEEL GREAT WHEN I CLOSED ESCROW!
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│
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│ And to prove to myself that finding that hou
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se wasn't a fluke, │
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│ I WENT RIGHT BACK OUT AND BOUGHT A SECOND HO
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ME! │
│
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│ This one, at 1420 East Logan, was only five
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years old! Again, three │
│ bedrooms, two full baths, fireplace, wall to
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wall carpeting, kitchen │
│ built-ins, but this one is two stories with
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a HUGE family room and a │
│ gorgeous picture window which looks out into
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a forrest! Better │
│ neighborhood, too!
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│ I closed the first house on April 15, and th
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e second house on August 16 │
│ of the same year. And I haven't had to look
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for property since; people │
│ bring them to me.
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│ And I'll tell you the kicker...
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│ IT ISN'T HARD TO DO!
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│ That's right. My method is simple if you und
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erstand it! And what's more │
│ important, it works!
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│ Oh, I had to work at it, but my success just
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proves that it isn't │
│ necessarily money that you need to buy Real
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Estate. │
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│ And that's why I'm writing to you today. You
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see, I took all the things I │
│ learned and distilled them into an AMAZING R
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EPORT! You will learn... │
│ * 8 WAYS TO MAKE HUGE PROFITS IN REAL ESTATE
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INVESTING so you'll have │
│ enough money to buy the things you really
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want in life! │
│ * 3 WAYS TO BUY REAL ESTATE AND PUT MONEY IN
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YOUR POCKET so you can "roll │
│ over" your cash to buy property after prop
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erty! │
│ * 4 SURE WAYS TO FIND CASH TO BUY ANY PROPER
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TY YOU WANT so you'll never │
│ have to miss out on a great deal!
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│
│ * THE IDEAL PROPERTY TO BUY so you'll never
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be stuck with a "loser"! │
│ * 4 WAYS TO CONTROL REAL ESTATE WITHOUT ACTU
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ALLY PAYING FOR IT! so you │
│ can "reap the benefits" without putting yo
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urself at risk! │
│ * 14 QUESTIONS YOU MUST ASK TO FIND A "GREAT
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DEAL" so you can quickly │
│ locate the right properties to buy!
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│
│ * 6 QUESTIONS YOU MUST ASK ABOUT LOCATION so
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you can get the biggest │
│ profits fast!
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│
│ * 12 ITEMS YOU MUST INSPECT BEFORE BUYING so
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you won't be stuck with │
│ costly expenses!
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│
│ * 6 STEPS TO COMPARE PROPERTIES so you will
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pick the winner every time! │
│ * HOW TO GET THE PROPERTY APPRAISAL YOU WANT
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so the numbers work in your │
│ favor every time!
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│
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│ * 4 FORCES THAT INFLUENCE SELLING PRICES so
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that you can buy and sell for │
│ the prices YOU want!
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n for you to celebrate this │
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red that will substantially │
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one who really likes you has │
│ remained quiet long enough! Taurus can be co
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ct of a sincere gift of love │
│ soon! Aura of sensuality is present along wi
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th abundance of sex appeal. │
│ Take a hot bath or shower and spend some time
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just spoiling yourself. You │
│ need to do that more often, it will relax you
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! Pisces, Leo present. │
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│ Gemini [May 21 - June 20] Your luck is riding
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│ financially beneficial to you! A secret come
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s out of nowhere & you will │
│ be forced to deal with the reasons behind it!
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Take a chance on yourself. │
│ Virgo can be counted upon!
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│ Cancer [June 21 - July 22] Focus on your uniq
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ueness and creativity this │
│ week! Unexpected funds are heading your way!
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Capricorn wants something │
│ from you now.
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│ Leo [July 23 - Aug 22] You will be the object
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│ Employment problem will be solved... You wil
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l radiate sensuality wherever │
│ you go. Don't be led by others, Hold fast to
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│ Cancer present.
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│ Virgo [Aug 23 - Sept 22] DON'T SPEND MONEY CA
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RELESSLY! Aura of sensuality │
│ is present along with abundance of sex appeal
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. A secret rendezvous could │
│ put a smile on your face for a long time. Sag
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ittarius provides insight. │
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│ Libra [Sept 23 - Oct 22] A long-standing frie
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ndship may be at risk now │
│ somehow! A business deal looks to work in yo
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ur favor but you must use │
│ your brain. You'll receive a special gift tha
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t represents a token of │
│ love. Virgo is in picture.
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│ Scorpio [Oct 23 - Nov 21] Major financial dec
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isions should be delayed. │
│ Take time to contemplate before making decisi
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ons. Lost love will be │
│ found. Don't be led by others, Hold fast to
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your beliefs & truths! │
│ Taurus, Cancer native plays role.
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│ Sagittarius [Nov 22 - Dec 21] Finish a projec
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t in the afternoons & your │
│ nights can be fun! Emphasis should be placed
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on restructuring and │
│ realigning your budget. You will work closely
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with a friend on a new │
│ project. Pisces, Leo actively in the picture.
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│ Capricorn [Dec 23 - Jan 19] It is time for yo
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u to trust again, stop │
│ copping out on past people who have harmed yo
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u! Don't believe everything │
│ that you may hear! The moon in your sign hig
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hlights special appearances │
│ and individual style. Pisces, Leo is availabl
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e. │
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│ Aquarius [Jan 20 - Feb 18] A secret rendezvou
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s could put a smile on your │
│ face. Evenings highlights a new direction for
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love relationship. Don't │
│ believe everything that you may hear! Sagitta
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rius is featured. │
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│ Pisces [Feb. 19 - Mar. 20] You'll receive a s
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pecial gift that represents │
│ a token of love. Words may have to be said t
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o a friend or roommate, just │
│ keep calm & it'll be ok! Now could be a part
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icularly sensuous time - be │
│ prepared! Taurus in background.
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│
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. The phrase originally refer-│
│ enced the spiritual being. The belief that
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│ physical being and the spiritual being and
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the spiritual being is always │
│ the better half.
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│ * As easy as falling off a log - something th
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│ trouble in the doing. In earlier times of
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│ logrolling. When the city folks saw this a
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ctivity they thought it was │
│ fairly simple. The locals invited them to
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give it a try. When the city │
│ folk found out how difficult it was and end
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The phrase stuck. │
│ * To be at the end of one's rope - to have ex
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hausted all options and/or │
│ resources. The phrase came from the days t
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hat riders would rope their │
│ horses with a long rope, allowing them to g
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raze while the rider rested. │
│ It was common for the horse to stretch the
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rope out the full distance and│
│ try to reach the grass just beyond the end
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of the rope. The phrase be- │
│ came common place and came to mean the end
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of one's resources or options.│
│ * Hand to mouth - used to describe the proces
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s of sustaining life. The │
│ The term is from 1586 Great Britain when th
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│ scarce. People would find food and shove it
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in their mouths immediately. │
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│ The Joker's Lair
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│ This guy is about to jump off a bridge and ki
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ll himself, when this │
│ horrible looking woman comes up to him and as
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ks, "why are you doing │
│ this?" "I'm president of a bank. I've embezz
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led lots of money, and an │
│ audit on Monday is going to reveal what I've
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done. My wife and kids have │
│ left me, and my mistress threw me out." "No p
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roblem, I can fix all that". │
│ The woman snaps her fingers once. "Your wife
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and kids are back home, │
│ waiting for their husband/father to come home
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." She snaps her fingers │
│ again. "The money is all back in the bank."
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She snaps her fingers one │
│ last time. "Your mistress is ready and waiti
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ng, with open arms for your │
│ return." "Wow, that's amazing." "Yes, and all
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you have to do to keep me │
│ from turning it back the way it was, is to sp
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end the night with me." The │
│ man looks at this wretched looking hag, but w
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hen she raises her fingers │
│ to snap them again, he agrees. He makes love
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to her all night long, │
│ holding in his disgust, in her hovel of an ap
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artment. In the morning, as │
│ he is dressing to leave, she asks, "how old a
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re you sonny?" "45, why?" │
│ "Isn't 45 a little old to be believing in wit
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ches??" │
│
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│ Did you hear about the blonde that liked youn
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ger men..................? │
│ She started sleeping with Cub Scouts, but her
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doctor made her quit when │
│ she got up to three Packs a day.
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│ Whatever advice you give, be brief.
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e, it knows where I am. │
│ The best prophet of the future is the p
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ast. │
│ No great scoundrel is ever uninterestin
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g. │
│ No really great man every thought himse
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lf so. │
│ Beware the man who can't be bothered wi
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th details. │
│ A man cannot be comfortable without his
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own approval. │
│ She talks with her eyes while others wa
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│ The heart is wiser than the intellect.
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ually have. │
│ Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes
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│ Fortune truly helps those who are of go
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od judgment. │
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ead. │
│ Better three hours too soon than a minu
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│ The next 8 pages are an E.B. special. With t
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he Summer upon us..., it may │
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little more than usual. How │
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│ day are right for you? How do you know what
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type of body frame you have? │
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│ After this and the next page, you will find 3
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│ chart. We have listed the average heights for
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│ frame types. To determine YOUR body frame typ
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│ The next chart you will see is an exersize ch
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t. Sounds ominous thinking │
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nts small enough to fit in │
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│ Only YOU can decide if this is something you
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ndy for the next 30 days │
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you pick up a good book or │
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r" used to be a good one...) │
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│ CAL = MAXIMUM DAILY CALOR
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│ BASKETBALL 10.20 CLEANING
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HOUSE 4.20 │
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│ CLIMBING HILLS 8.20 CYCLING
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│ GARDENING (RAKING) 3.73 GOLF (WA
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LKING W/O CART) 5.80 │
├──────────────────────────────────────────────
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│ GYMNASTICS 5.87 JUMPING
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│ ROWING (FAST PACE) 7.00 RUN 10.0
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MIN. PER MILE 11.60 │
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│ SKI CROSS COUNTRY 9.73 SWIM FRE
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ESTYLE 9.53 │
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│ TENNIS 7.40 VOLLEYBA
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LL 3.40 │
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│ WALK 4 MPH 6.60 WALK UPS
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TAIRS 10.07 │
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│ Eeeek! Diet?!
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│ Food Portion Tot
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│ DRINKS: (Coffee, Tea, Diet Soda, Bottled Wate
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r are OK & minimal Calories!) │
│ Red Table Wine 3-1/2 fl oz
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75 0 │
│ White Table Wine 3-1/2 fl oz
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80 0 │
│ Apple juice 1 cup
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115 trace │
│
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│
│ CONDIMENTS:
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│
│ Butter 1 pat
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36 23 │
│ Cream cheese 1 tbsp
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52 26 │
│ Parmesan, grated 1 tbsp
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23 9 │
│ Jams/Jellies 1 tbsp
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55 0 │
│ Sour Cream 1 tbsp
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26 14 │
│ Soy Sauce 1 tbsp.
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11 0 │
│ Teriyaki Sauce 1 tbsp
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15 0 │
│ Peanut butter 1 tbsp
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95 12 │
│ Italian low-cal
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│
│ Salad Dressing 1 tbsp
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16 2 │
│ Margarine, stick 1 pat (1 tsp)
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35 6 │
│ EGG,large/fresh 1 egg
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79 15 │
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│ Eeeek! Diet?!
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│
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│ Food Portion Tot
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│ FRUITS: (All are FRESH....not Canned or Froze
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n!) │
│ Blackberries 1 cup
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75 2 │
│ Blueberries 1 cup
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80 trace │
│ Cantaloupe 1/2 melon
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95 1 │
│ Cranberry juice 1 cup
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145 trace │
│ Grapefruit 1/2 grapefruit
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40 trace │
│ Honeydew melon 1/10 melon
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45 trace │
│ Nectarines 1 nectarine
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65 1 │
│ Oranges 1 orange
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60 trace │
│ Orange Juice 1 cup
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110 1 │
│ Peaches 1 peach
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35 trace │
│ Pears/Bartlett 1 pear
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100 trace │
│ Pineapple,diced 1 cup
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75 trace │
│ Plums 1 plum
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35 trace │
│ Raspberries 1 cup
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60 trace │
│ Strawberries 1 cup
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45 trace │
│ Tangerines 1 tangerine
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35 trace │
│ Watermelon 1 cup, diced
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50 1 │
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│ Eeeek! Diet?!
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│
├──────────────────────────────────────────────
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│ Food Portion Tot
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├──────────────────────────────────────────────
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│ Raisin bread 1 slice (1/18)
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65 2 │
│ Wheat bread 1 slice (1/18)
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65 2 │
│ White bread 1 slice (1/18)
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65 3 │
│ Cream of Wheat 1 cup
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140 1 │
│ Oatmeal instant 1 cup
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105 3 │
│ Shredded Wheat 1 oz (2/3 cup)
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100 1 │
│ Saltines 4 crackers
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50 5 │
│ English muffin 1 muffin
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140 3 │
│ Macaroni, cooked 1 cup
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155 1 │
│ Blueberry Muffin 1 muffin
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140 13 │
│ Corn Muffin 1 muffin
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145 15 │
│ Egg Noodles 1 cup
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200 5 │
│ Air-popped Popcorn 1 cup
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30 trace │
│ Oil & salted Popcorn 1 cup
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55 5 │
│ Brown Rice 1 cup
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230 3 │
│ White Rice parboiled 1 cup
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180 trace │
│ Spaghetti, Tender stage 1 cup
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155 1 │
│ Tortillas, corn 1 tortilla
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65 1 │
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┌─────────────────────────────────────
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│ Eeeek! Diet?!
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│
├──────────────────────────────────────────────
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│ Food Portion Tot
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│ MEATS & MEAT ITEMS:
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│
│ Clams 4-5
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56 trace │
│ Tuna 1 oz
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45 1 │
│ Flank steak,lean, braised 1 oz
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56 12 │
│ Ground beef, extra lean 1 oz
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62 14 │
│ Bacon 3 med. slices
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110 30 │
│ Luncheon Ham, extra lean 2 slices
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75 8 │
│ Bologna, beef 1 slice
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89 30 │
│ Salami, beef 1 slice
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41 11 │
│ Turkey breast 1 slice
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8 1 │
│
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│
│ SOUP ( Condensed w/equal amount of water... )
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│
│ Beef noodle 1 cup
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85 10 │
│ Chicken noodle 1 cup
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75 6 │
│ Chicken rice 1 cup
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60 5 │
│ Minestrone 1 cup
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80 5 │
│ Tomato 1 cup
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85 4 │
│ Vegetable beef 1 cup
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80 8 │
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┌────────────────────────────────────
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│ Eeeek! Diet?!
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│
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│ Food Portion Tot
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├──────────────────────────────────────────────
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│ DESSERTS:
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│
│ Gelatin dessert 1/2 cup
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70 0 │
│ Popsicles 1 popsicle
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70 0 │
│
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│
│ VEGETABLES:
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│
│ Bean sprouts 1 cup
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30 trace │
│ Brussel sprouts 1 cup
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60 2 │
│ Cabbage 1 cup
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20 trace │
│ Carrots 1 carrot
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30 trace │
│ Celery 1 stalk
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5 trace │
│ Corn 1 ear
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85 2 │
│ Cucumber 6 lg. slices
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5 trace │
│ Lettuce,iceberg 1 head (6" diam.)
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70 1 │
│ Mushrooms 1 cup
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20 trace │
│ Onions, chopped 1 cup
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55 1 │
│ Peas 1 cup
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65 1 │
│ Spinach, chopped 1 cup
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10 trace │
│ Tomatoes, Fresh 1 tomato
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25 trace │
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┌────────────────────────────────────
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│ Mind Games #2
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│
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│┌─────────────────────────────────────┐ VOLLE
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YBALL ┌┬┬──────────────┬┬┐│
││ S E U Q E B R A B C D A G X A N D K │ BEACH
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├┼┼──────────────┼┼┤│
││ F I S H I N G G F H O T D E B H X U │ SUNTA
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N │││ With August ││││
││ U L V X E G T U L G O A I B E A C H │ SOFTB
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ALL │││ upon us, in ││││
││ D B E U Q L L A B T F O S Y O T N B │ DISNE
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YLAND │││ California ││││
││ P S D V F A B H I K I N G Y S S V R │ KITES
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│││ the REAL ││││
││ Y D G Q A X Y M H P T P Q J D U A F │ TRAVE
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L │││ summer has ││││
││ G N G P O R C A R N I V A L S N C F │ CARNI
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VALS │││ just begun. ││││
││ X A X N Q B T W F V Q W A I H T A F │ HIKIN
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G │││ ││││
││ S L C T I V O L L E Y B A L L A T R │ FISHI
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NG │││ With that in ││││
││ C Y A I S I E G O R A J C N Q N I I │ CAMPI
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NG │││ mind, these ││││
││ I E M G T I K S P P S K O C M P O S │ SAILI
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NG │││ are things ││││
││ N N P Y A Z N S A J W S D L I N N B │ WATER
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SKIING │││ that have to ││││
││ C S I J G Q R N R C S K R O T L X E │ VACAT
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ION │││ do with ││││
││ I I N A D Q W M E E G N I K L A W E │ TENNI
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S │││ ││││
││ P D G Q L K S O T T T I T T B D G X │ GOLF
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│││ FUN ││││
││ L V H B M M C O K C W A X O E H N V │ BARBE
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QUES │││ IN THE ││││
││ U I Q E Z P Z D W L M R W G A S Q O │ PICNI
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CS │││ SUN! ││││
││ U R N E X R I G F L O G N I L I A S │ WALKI
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NG ├┼┼──────────────┼┼┤│
│└─────────────────────────────────────┘ FRISB
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EE └┴┴──────────────┴┴┘│
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│
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│
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│ 9-01-1939 Germany invades Poland, starting Wo
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rld War II. │
│ 9-01-1977 First TRS-80 Model I computer is so
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ld. │
│ 9-02-1789 US Treasury Department established
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by Congress │
│ 9-02-1945 V-J Day; Japan formally surrenders
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aboard the USS Missouri. │
│ 9-02-1963 CBS & NBC expand network news from
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15 to 30 minutes │
│ 9-03-1940 First showing of high definition co
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lor television │
│ 9-04-1888 George Eastman patents 1st rollfilm
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camera & registers "Kodak". │
│ 9-05-1978 Sadat, Begin and Carter began peace
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conference at Camp David, Md.│
│ 9-06-1966 Star Trek appears on TV for the 1st
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time, on NBC. Beam me up! │
│ 9-07-1907 Sutro's ornate Cliff House in SF is
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destroyed by fire. │
│ 9-08-1920 1st US Air Mail service begins.
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│
│ 9-09-1776 Continental Congress authorizes the
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name "United States". │
│ 9-09-1926 NBC created by the Radio Corporatio
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n of America. │
│ 9-10-1953 Swanson sells its first "TV Dinner"
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. │
│ 9-10-1963 Twenty black students enter public
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schools in Alabama. │
│ 9-11-1947 US Department of Defense is formed.
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│
│ 9-12-1959 Luna 1 launched by USSR; 1st spacec
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raft to impact on the moon. │
│ 9-13-1788 New York City becomes the capitol o
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f the United States. │
│ 9-13-1963 The Outer Limits premiers
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│
│ 9-14-1886 The typewriter ribbon is patented.
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│
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┌─────────────────────────────────────
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YOU! │
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│
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ably won't hit YOUR computer! │
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most people will be hit by at │
│ LEAST 1 or 2 in their life. Viruses can do a
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nything from simple pranks to │
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ctory and add the following │
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│
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virusname] │
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│
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it from a write-protected │
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th the following syntax: │
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A Write-Protect Tab! │
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│ Stopped Cold Part 3 by J. L. Black
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│
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│ He glanced across his desk at the calendar pa
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d. There, marked with a big │
│ red circle, was today's date. The red circle
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to remind him of his son's │
│ birthday. As he thought about Franklin Blade
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, Jr., the memory of when he │
│ was born reached his thinking. He could see
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himself, seven years ago, │
│ walking into the office, excited and each per
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son he walked by, he told, │
│ 'It's a boy!' One of his co-workers stopped h
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im long enough to ask, 'what │
│ did you name him?' "Franklin Blade, Jr." the
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proud father announced. The │
│ co-worker laughed and said "So that makes you
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senior. Probably be the │
│ only time you'll ever be senior of anything,
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except of course in your old │
│ age, which you're bordering now." Everyone ar
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ound laughed, the nickname │
│ Senior stayed with him from that day forward.
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He was not, however, │
│ approaching his old age, even today he was a
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mere thirty eight. │
│
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│
│ He stared out the window, wiping his mouth wi
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th the napkin and thought, │
│ 'When it's dark out there, I'd better be gone
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. Winnie might not be as │
│ understanding tonight, what with Frankie's bi
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rthday and all.' │
│
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│
│ He turned back to his desk and started lookin
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g over the case files laying │
│ before him. His eyes fixed on the one marked
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'Dolan', he picked it up │
│ and started through it again, for about the t
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welfth time. No one noticed │
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│ Stopped Cold Part 3 by J. L. Black
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├──────────────────────────────────────────────
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│ anyone unusual in the neighborhood. Of cours
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e, the weather was not good, │
│ cold and damp, with frequent on and off drizz
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les, so no one was out in │
│ their yard. No neighbor said they had notice
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d an unusual car in the │
│ neighborhood. Except one neighbor, and older
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lady, said she thought she │
│ saw a large, dark colored car on the street.
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She was certain it did not │
│ belong there. She did not know what kind of
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car or even what color. She │
│ could be describing a neighbor's car and not
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even know it, the Senior │
│ thought. The crime lab report showed no othe
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r fingerprints in the house │
│ but Mr. and Mrs. Dolan's. Everything else th
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ey found, threads, hair, │
│ etcetera, could easily be explained away as b
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elonging to the occupants. │
│
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│
│ The autopsy report was much the same. 'A bul
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let wound to the right │
│ temple,' Senior read the typed prelim. No bu
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llet, but a bullet wound, │
│ very little bleeding, he pondered over this.
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Two fresh bruises, one on │
│ the left knee and one on the chest, probably
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the result of hitting │
│ furniture when he fell. Senior's eyes showed
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the energy he was putting │
│ into his thoughts, taxing his brain to search
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for a logical explanation │
│ to what he had just read, but he could find n
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one. He looked at another │
│ officer's report, a list of Dolan's relatives
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. At the top of the list │
│ was Carol Dolan. Senior all but eliminated h
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er. The time of death was │
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┌────────────────────────────────────
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│ Stopped Cold Part 3 by J. L. Black
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│
├──────────────────────────────────────────────
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│ approximately 6:25 p.m., a neighbor had state
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d she and Mrs. Dolan had met │
│ in the grocery store at approximately six fif
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teen. They stood and talked │
│ for about ten minutes. They both completed t
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heir shopping at the same │
│ time and even walked out of the store togethe
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r. This was at six fifty, │
│ the neighbor recalled for she had glanced at
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her watch, she wanted to │
│ hurry home because of a television program wh
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ich started at seven. │
│
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│
│ The next name on the list was Audrey Wood, si
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ster-in-law to Dolan. Let's │
│ see, Senior thought, I remember her, five foo
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t six, small frame, one │
│ hundred ten or one hundred fifteen pounds, au
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burn hair, green eyes, he │
│ recalled the image of her from the other even
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ing when he had met her at │
│ the scene of the murder. He thought about he
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r stature for a moment, she │
│ could have done it. A very attractive lady,
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maybe she had made advances │
│ to Dolan and he ignored her. She showed no em
A
C
otion last evening, only │
│ concern for her sister, Mrs. Dolan. She coul
A
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d have gotten so angry and │
│ frustrated when he refused her advances and s
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C
he just killed him. She │
│ lives close enough, about two miles from the
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scene, he thought, after │
│ looking at her address. The fact she was hom
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C
e when we called for her to │
│ come to the house for Mrs. Dolan, means nothi
A
C
ng. There was plenty of │
│ time for her to drive over, kill Dolan, drive
A
C
home and wait for our call. │
└──────────────────────────────────────────────
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┌─────────────────────────────────────
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───────────────────────────────────────┐
│ Stopped Cold Part 3 by J. L. Black
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│
├──────────────────────────────────────────────
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│ There was at least forty five minutes delay f
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rom the time of death to our │
│ phone call to her.
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│
│
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│
│ He tried to think, remembering something he h
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ad written about her. He │
│ rummaged through the paper work on his desk l
A
C
ooking for his note pad, │
│ which he had removed from his jacket pocket e
A
C
arlier. Finding it, he │
│ shuffled through the pages until he came acro
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ss her name. The note, │
│ barely legible to anyone but him, said, 'Audr
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ey Wood, s-i-l., took Carol │
│ Dolan to her home. Would have her stay there
A
C
till after funeral.' Senior │
│ stretched back in his chair, reached for his
A
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pen and made a note to talk │
│ to Audrey Wood, after the funeral. He was no
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t anxious to be around Mrs. │
│ Dolan, he thought, she was such a wreck the o
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ther night he didn't imagine │
│ she would be much better.
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│
│
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│
│ He glanced back to the report laying in front
A
C
of him. The next relative │
│ on the list, James Fisher, relationship, cous
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in. Probably harmless │
│ enough. Most cousin's don't associate with e
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ach other too much. He made │
│ a note to talk to Jim Fisher, again after the
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funeral. He leaned back in │
│ his chair again and put his long legs up on t
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he corner of his desk, │
│ picked one of the new case files he had recei
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│ opened it and began reading.
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│ Jim sipped some more coffee, made a strange f
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│ very bitter and asked, "Aud, do you have any
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│
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│ Aud smiled and gave a half-hearted laugh, "Wh
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y didn't you tell me you │
│ used cream and sugar? That's your third cup,
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and you just now mention │
│ it?"
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│
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│
│ They had sat talking all this time. They tal
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ked mostly about Carol, some │
│ about the funeral.
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│ Aud walked to the refrigerator, took out some
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│ the container to Jim. She then went to the c
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upboard, got out the sugar │
│ and picked up a spoon from the drawer, then s
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at back down in her chair. │
│ She handed the spoon and sugar bowl to Jim sa
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ying, "You really should try │
│ not using sugar. One of the worst things you
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can eat. Besides you │
│ wouldn't want to put weight on that lean body
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of yours." │
│
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│ "I'm not worried," he said as he added one mo
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│ prompted by Aud's comments. "I take pretty g
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│ He pulled his tall, six foot one, lean struct
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ure up from the chair and │
│ stood. As he did so, Aud studied him physica
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lly and thought to herself, │
│ 'yes you do take care of yourself, don't you.
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' She really likes Jim, but │
│ had never thought of him in a romantic way.
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He removed his suit jacket, │
│ draped it over the back of a chair. As he sa
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t down he ran his thin, long │
│ fingers through his thick brown hair.
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│
│
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│ "Well, so we've decided. We'll use Morgan's
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mortuary and have the │
│ minister from the Methodist church preside ov
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er the services. Now, what │
│ cemetery do you want? The one at Morgan's or
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some other?" │
│
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│
│ "I don't know, maybe Carol should decide. No
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Carol couldn't decide to │
│ take a bath right now. What would you like?
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It doesn't matter to me you │
│ know."
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│
│
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│
│ "Morgan's is fine. His mother and dad are bu
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ried there. So is our Aunt │
│ Julie. I'll call and make the arrangements.
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Once they talk to the │
│ police we will get a date and time scheduled.
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│ I went in this morning, but couldn't stay."
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│
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│ "I'll contact our family. So, does that just
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about do it? I wish I │
│ could get Carol under control. I suppose I'l
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l have to keep her drugged │
│ with those tranquilizers from the doctor, esp
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│ funeral."
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│
│ Jim unlocked the front door to Aud's house, t
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urned back to Aud and helped │
│ her get Carol inside. They were returning ho
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me from the funeral. It had │
│ been six days since Randy's death. The polic
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e held the body longer than │
│ what had been expected. Carol was not in muc
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h better condition than she │
│ was the day after the murder. Aud had given
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her half of the maximum │
│ amount of the tranquilizer prescribed, so Car
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ol would be conscious, but │
│ not terribly coherent. Once inside, Carol so
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rt of slumped into Jim's │
│ arms and he bent his knees and lifted her int
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o his arms, carried her down │
│ the hall to the bedroom. Aud hurried past hi
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m, got to the bed first, │
│ threw back the bedspread, and Jim laid Carol
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on the bed. Aud walked │
│ across the hall to her bedroom, stood in the
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doorway, flipped her shoes │
│ off, turned and walked back towards Jim. The
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│ room, Jim slipped his jacket off, laid it on
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the arm of the sofa and sat │
│ down. He mulled over the days events in his
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mind. He not only attended │
│ the funeral but ended up giving the eulogy.
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Aud had decided he should │
│ and talked him into it. He had argued, he di
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d not think he should, but │
│ when she continued to insist, he decided it w
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as not worth the fight. │
│ When he started the eulogy his voice cracked
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and he acted as if he were │
│ holding back tears.
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│ "What a mess," Aud said, handing Jim a cup of
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coffee. She sat down on │
│ the sofa. "Carol better come out of this soo
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n or I'll need her │
│ tranquilizers. I put cream and sugar in it,
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if you noticed." │
│
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│
│ "Yes, I see you did. Thanks. Aud, I want to
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ask you something, if I │
│ may."
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│
│
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│
│ "Sure, go ahead, ask."
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│
│
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│
│ "How did you feel or what did you think about
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Randy? I mean did you care │
│ about him?"
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│ "I'm not sure what you are asking, Jim. Or w
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hy you're asking." │
│
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│
│ "I just want to know if you cared about him o
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r liked him. In the past │
│ six days you haven't said anything about what
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you are feeling." │
│
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│ "I didn't like him much, but I did care about
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him, because of my sister. │
│ If that's possible" she paused a moment think
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ing about what she had just │
│ said, "Yes it's possible because that's the w
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ay I felt. I didn't hate │
│ him or anything like that. I guess I just di
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dn't think of him, except │
│ for the fact he was married to my sister. If
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he hadn't been, I wouldn't │
│ have known him. Even if I had met him, I wou
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ldn't have stayed around │
│ long enough to know him."
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│
│
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│
│ "One thing about him I didn't like was the wa
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y he took chances. But he │
│ took chances only when it was at some else's
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risk and expense." │
│
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│
│ "What do you mean?"
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│
│
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│
│ "Well, like the time he convinced several of
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│ this was before you started working there Jim
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│ partnership deal, on a business Randy knew wa
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s not stable. Randy never │
│ invested one dime in the deal, but got 15% ki
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ck back for every share he │
│ got the people of the office to buy. For a s
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hort time the business │
│ looked like a good deal, but as the company h
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ad done in the past, they │
│ failed again to make good management decision
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s and everyone lost their │
│ money. Randy acted like he had lost his too,
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but as he confided in me, │
│ he had not invested in the project. He said
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he wouldn't invest in that │
│ type of sleazy business. He knew full well t
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he business would end up │
│ that way. But did it just to get his 15%."
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│
│
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│
│ Jim did not respond. He lost himself in his
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thoughts when Aud said Randy │
│ was willing to take chances at some else's ex
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pense. Boy was this a fact, │
│ his memory told him.
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│
│
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│
│ Senior stood at the door, reached out and ran
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g the bell. It had been │
│ three days since the funeral, comfortable amo
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unt of time before he │
│ questioned Audrey Wood. He pushed the button
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again. │
│
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│ Inside Aud was helping Carol finish dressing.
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Carol was better now, │
│ having more control over her crying spells.
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│ slightly nervous. Not because the police were
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│ Carol. Aud had put up with about all she cou
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ld. She felt certain she │
│ would scream if Carol started crying again. '
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I haven't seen this much │
│ emotion since our Mother died,' Aud thought.
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'I just want my house back, │
│ I want to be alone, I want silence and to hea
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r nothing, nothing at ..." │
│ her longing thoughts for peace were interrupt
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ed by the buzz of the │
│ doorbell.
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│
│
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│
│ "Come in Detective Blade, it is Detective Bla
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de, isn't it. Come in." Aud │
│ said, opening the door to the five foot eight
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inch tall, slightly │
│ overweight frame of Senior.
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│
│
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│ "Thank you. Miss Wood, I'd like to ask you s
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ome questions." │
│
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│
│ "Certainly, come in, please. You remember my
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│
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│
│ "Yes, yes I do. My condolences Mrs. Dolan."
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│ Before Carol could respond Aud said, "Please
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Detective, have a seat." She │
│ ushered him into the living room.
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│ Senior sat down, "Miss Wood, I think it would
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be better if we talked │
│ privately." He glanced at Carol Dolan.
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│
│
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│
│ "Of course," Aud cooperated. "Carol, would yo
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u?" Aud said, motioning with │
│ her arm towards the bedrooms.
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│
│
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│
│ "Oh alright," Carol said with some hesitation
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. She walked down the hall │
│ to her bedroom like a young child being sent
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to bed early. │
│
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│
│ Good, Senior thought, I hate it when somebody
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starts crying when I'm │
│ trying to question.
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│
│
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│
│ "Now, on the night of the murder, Miss Wood,
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can you tell me where you │
│ were?"
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│
│
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│
│ "Yes. I was at my office going over the book
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s with my accountant. It │
│ was about ten to seven when I left and drove
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home. I had just walked in │
│ the door when one of your people called and t
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old me what had happened." │
│
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│
│ "I will need your accountant's name and phone
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│ will have to verify this."
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│
│
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│
│ "Of course," Aud said, she walked across the
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│ placed her purse. She opened it and began ru
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mmaging through it's │
│ contents. She walked back to Senior, carryin
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g the purse and a handful of │
│ contents, sat down and continued to thumb thr
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ough all the notes and │
│ business cards she had in her purse. Finally
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she stopped fusing with the │
│ contents, looked at Detective Blade and said,
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"I'm sorry, I thought sure │
│ I had it here. Would it be okay if I call yo
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u tomorrow from the office │
│ with the number? I know it is there in my ad
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dress book." │
│
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│
│ "If you could just give me his name Miss Wood
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, that would be enough. I │
│ can look him up in the phone book. He is a C
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PA isn't he?" │
│
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│
│ "Yes, ah, his name is Glenn Norman. He is a
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CPA, has his own firm." │
│
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│
│ "Thank you Miss Wood," Senior said as he jott
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ed down the name. Senior │
│ went on to ask his next question, without loo
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king up at Aud, "Now Miss │
│ Wood, could you tell me if you had any reason
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to kill Randy Dolan?" │
│
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│ "God no. I didn't kill him. Why would I? I
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mean, I'll admit we weren't │
│ great friends, but he was my sister's husband
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. I wouldn't, I couldn't, │
│ do something like that. Besides it would hur
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t my sister too much, and │
│ .... My Lord, you saw her, how she is about
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all this. I couldn't do │
│ anything which would cause this much pain, no
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t matter how I felt about │
│ Randy."
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│
│
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│
│ Senior believed her. He was not sure why, bu
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t he did. "What about │
│ anyone else? Was there anyone who might have
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had a reason to kill him?" │
│
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│
│ "No, no one I can think of. But then I didn'
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t keep track of the things │
│ Randy did. We got together at the holidays a
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nd things like that, so I │
│ don't know all the things he might be involve
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d with. My sister and I │
│ were the ones to get together regularly, Rand
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y generally was not involved │
│ with her and my activities." Aud responded, k
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nowing her answer should │
│ have been, how about half the city. After al
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l, Randy was a businessman, │
│ on his way to the top. He stepped on a lot o
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f people to get to where he │
│ was.
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│ Senior stood, thanked Audrey Wood for her tim
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│ car. He glanced at his notes, next on the li
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st was James Fisher. There │
│ was also a scribbled note that he would have
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to meet him at Mr. Fisher's │
│ office at Scripts, Inc.
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│
│
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│
│ "Mr. Fisher, there is a Mr. Blade in the lobb
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y for you," the receptionist │
│ announced over the phone.
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│
│
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│
│ A few minutes went by before Jim appeared in
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│ Blade upstairs to his office. They entered,
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Senior sat down, Jim closed │
│ the door, then sat down behind the desk.
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│
│
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│
│ "Mr. Fisher I want to express my condolences.
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│
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│
│ "Thank you Detective Blade."
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│
│
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│ "Now, Mr. Fisher, I understand Randall Dolan
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│ boss, is this correct?"
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│
│
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│
│ "Yes that's correct."
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│ "Mr. Fisher did you have cause to kill Mr. Do
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lan?" │
│
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│
│ "No, of course not. How dare you insinuate s
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uch a thing." │
│
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│
│ "Mr. Fisher I am not insinuating anything. I
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│
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│
│ Jim calmed himself down a bit, then said, "Of
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course, sorry. You're only │
│ doing your job. It's just that things haven'
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t been easy, well you know │
│ what I mean."
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│
│
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│
│ "Yes, I think I do. Mr. Fisher did you see R
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andall Dolan on the day her │
│ was murdered?"
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│
│
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│
│ "No, no I did not. I was in the office, alon
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e, but I was here." │
│
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│
│ "So there is no one who can substantiate this
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for you?" │
│
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│
│ "No I'm afraid there isn't. But I stayed lat
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e that night to make phone │
│ calls to some vendor's on the coast. I spent
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over an hour on the │
│ telephone placing rush orders."
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│ "We'll have to verify this, of course."
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│
│
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│
│ "Yes, yes of course."
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│
│
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│
│ "Mr. Fisher do you know of anyone who would w
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ant to kill Mr. Dolan?" │
│
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│
│ "No Detective I don't. Randy was a good guy.
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You know the likeable │
│ type. He made friends easily and people just
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seemed to like him." │
│
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│
│ "Are there any other business associates, Mr.
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Dolan might have worked │
│ closely with, who might have any information?
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" │
│
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│
│ "Well of course there is his secretary Elsye
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Gimbal." │
│
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│
│ "Anyone else, say an assistant or something?"
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│
│
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│
│ "No, I functioned as Randy's assistant."
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│
│
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│
│ "So his death puts you in line for his job th
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│
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│ "Ah, yes, I guess it does. But then there's
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Bob Pearson, my assistant, │
│ he could be next in line also."
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│
│
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│
│ "I'd like to talk to Mr. Pearson."
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│
│
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│ "All right. I'll get him." Jim left the offi
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ce returning a minute later │
│ with Bob Pearson in tow.
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│
│
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│
│ Senior summed up the man standing before him.
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Blonde hair, light │
│ complexion, six foot, one hundred eighty to n
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inety pounds, and about │
│ thirty to thirty two years old.
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│
│
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│ "Bob, this is Detective Blade. He would like
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to ask you a few questions │
│ about Randy. Detective Blade, Robert Pearson
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." │
│
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│ "How do you do, Mr. Pearson. Mr. Fisher, may
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we use your office to talk │
│ privately?"
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│ "Oh sure. Excuse me. I'll, ah, go to the co
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│ the room and closed the door behind him. He
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was more than a little │
│ concerned about Detective Blade talking with
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Bob in private, but he could │
│ do nothing about the situation.
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│
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│ "Please, Mr. Pearson, sit down. I just have
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│ to ask you."
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│
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│
│ "Fine," Bob responded, trying to hide his fee
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lings of anxiety and │
│ nervousness. "What sort of questions Detectiv
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e?" │
│
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│ "Oh, just basic questions. Like, on the nigh
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t Randall Dolan was killed, │
│ Mr. Pearson, where were you?"
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│
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│
│ "I was, let me think a moment," Bob sat tryin
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│ doing on that evening. "I was a my club. I
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checked into The Spa, the │
│ name of my club, at fifteen to six."
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│
│
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│
│ "Is there anyone who can verify this?"
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│
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│
│ "Well, we do sign in, so yes, my signature wo
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│ the girl who was at the front desk knows me.
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Plus, I have to run my │
│ membership card through a machine which is ti
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ed to a computer, I suppose │
│ the computer would have a record of me also."
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│
│
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│
│ "The girl at the front desk, what is her name
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│
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│
│ "I only know her by Wendy. I don't know her
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│ friends or anything like, we just know each o
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ther from my visits to the │
│ club."
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│
│
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│
│ "While you were at the club, did anyone else
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│
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│
│ "No, no, I went in, changed my clothes and th
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en went to the roof track to │
│ jog. No one else was up there, the weather w
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asn't great, a bit damp and │
│ chilly."
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│
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│
│ "Do you have to sign out when you leave the c
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│
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│ "No, you just leave. You only sign in to pro
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│ Bob's words fell to silence, when he suddenly
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│ substantiate his story. After all, he though
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t, I could have signed into │
│ the spa, walked through one set of doors and
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walked out another. My │
│ gawd, this looks bad.
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│
│
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│
│ "Thank you Mr. Pearson, that'll be all."
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│
│
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│
│ "That's it?" Bob questioned with a nervous en
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│ ears.
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│
│
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│
│ "Yes Mr. Pearson, that's it, for now anyway.
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We'll check out your story. │
│ But for now, that's it." Senior cleared his t
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hroat, "Would you ask Mr. │
│ Fisher to come back in, now?"
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│
│
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│
│ "Sure," Bob said, as he hurried for the door,
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opened it, and quickly, as │
│ if he was running from a bomb ready to go off
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, got out fast. │
│
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│
│ Jim came back in and asked, "Detective Blade,
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is there anything else we │
│ can do to help you?"
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│
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│
│ "Yes, Mr. Dolan's secretary," he fumbled thro
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│ "Elyse Gimbal?"
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│
│
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│
│ "Yes, Elyse Gimbal, thank you. I would like
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to talk with her also." │
│
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│
│ "Of course. Ah, could I ask you to use Randy
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's office, directly across │
│ from here?" Jim asked, pointing towards Randy
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's former office area. "I │
│ really need to get some work done, I missed s
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o much, because of the │
│ funeral and all."
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│
│
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│
│ "Certainly, that will be fine. I wanted to s
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ee Mr. Dolan's office │
│ anyway," the Senior stated, as he stood and b
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egan to walk towards the │
│ door.
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│
│
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│
│ Jim escorted the Senior across the hall, then
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walked around the corner to │
│ get Elyse. He introduced her to Detective Bl
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ade and then excused himself │
│ and went back to his own office.
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│
│
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│
│ Nearly three hours had passed since Senior's
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arrival had been announced │
│ by the receptionist. As he walked out to his
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car, he started thinking │
│ over the things he had been told. Elyse Gimb
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│ just kept saying 'Oh I can't believe this hap
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│ provide Senior with a list of all the people
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Randy Dolan saw the day of │
│ his murder. Plus a list of scheduled appoint
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ments for the next day. │
│ Senior talked to everyone on both lists, thos
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e working at Scripts anyway. │
│ It gave him no further insight as to why Dola
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n was killed. │
│
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│
│ Senior also learned Elyse Gimbal had been Dol
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an's secretary for only four │
│ months, or thereabouts. She was not newly hi
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red, Dolan was newly │
│ promoted. He also talked to Dolan's boss, th
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e President of Scripts, │
│ Inc., but came back with little information f
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rom their interview. │
│
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│
│ As Senior sat at dinner, his son, Frankie, ke
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pt going on about a soccer │
│ game he had played that day. Frankie was the
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star of the team, to hear │
│ him tell it, the team couldn't have won witho
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ut him. Senior took joy in │
│ his son's pride of playing a good game, but o
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nly smiled occasionally as │
│ he listened only to part of the boy's ramblin
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g. Winny, his wife, could │
│ see he was somewhere else in his thoughts. T
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hinking about a case or │
│ something else equally as complex, she felt.
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She knew he frequently │
│ brought his work home, in his thinking anyway
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, but she never liked it. │
│ But the years of marriage had taught her not
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│ argument would ensue. She ignored his lack o
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f response to Frankie, and │
│ the boy, wrapped up in his own excitement did
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not seem to notice his │
│ father was off in his own world of thinking,
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or at most, did not care. │
│
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│
│ As he sat there at the dinner table, his thou
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ghts were on the events of │
│ the day. He did not believe Jim Fisher. He d
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ecided he would have someone │
│ in the office go through the proper channels
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to secure the telephone │
│ records and verify Fisher's story. He felt u
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neasy about Pearson's story │
│ as well and decided he would call or visit Th
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e Spa and talk to Wendy, if │
│ in fact there is a Wendy. The other thing I
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have to do, he reminded │
│ himself, is talk to Audrey Wood's accountant,
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Glenn Norman, and verify │
│ she was with him.
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│
│
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│
│ He stood up from the table, nodded to Winny a
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nd said, "Good dinner dear. │
│ Frankie, why don't you go watch some televisi
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on before time to go to │
│ bed?"
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│
│
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│
│ "Okay Dad, you want to watch too?"
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│
│
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│
│ "No, not tonight son."
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│ "Dear, don't you think you could spend some t
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ime watching television? A │
│ half hour or so?"
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│
│
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│
│ "No, not tonight," Senior said, as he ambled
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off toward his study. │
│
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│
│ He knew his responsibilities to his wife and
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son, but sometimes they had │
│ to be overlooked and this seemed to be one of
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those times. He never │
│ liked it when this happened, but still it hap
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pened, and he could do │
│ little or nothing about the situation.
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│
│
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│
│ He sat at the desk, surrounded by floor to ce
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iling bookcases, which were │
│ filled with books and case documents. He rea
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ched out for a pen and began │
│ making notes for himself on the blank pad of
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paper in front of him. Have │
│ Miller get telephone calls from Scripts, Inc.
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for the day Dolan was │
│ murdered, he began to scribble his list. Cont
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act Glenn Norman, Ms. Wood's │
│ accountant. Contact Wendy at The Spa, verifi
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cation of Mr. Pearson. Go │
│ over the autopsy report again and talk to Mar
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cus about it one more time. │
│ Check on the ballistics report. He dropped h
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is pen suddenly, said out │
│ loud to the still air, "What ballistics repor
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t, you've got to have a │
│ bullet to have a ballistics report. This who
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│ heck killed this guy?" He knew he had no answ
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er, at least not yet. He │
│ hoped he would find the answer soon because i
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t was starting to really │
│ aggravate him.
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│
│
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│
│ He sat back in his chair. What do I have to
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go on, he thought. An │
│ autopsy which shows the cause of death was by
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an object unknown. Two │
│ fresh bruises, one on the chest and one on th
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e left knee, probably both │
│ caused by hitting furniture when he fell to t
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he floor after being shot. │
│ Powder burns to the right temple to give the
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indication a gun had been │
│ fired at fairly close range. Jim Fisher, who
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se story just did not seem │
│ believable. I'd better go back and talk to M
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rs. Barton again as well. │
│ The lady who said she and Mrs. Dolan met in t
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he grocery store at six │
│ fifteen and walked out together at fifteen to
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seven. I wonder if anyone │
│ else saw Mrs. Dolan at the store. This seems
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a little long for shopping │
│ anyway. How long could it possibly take to s
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hop, I mean, you go in, get │
│ what you want and leave.
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│
│
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│
│ He got up, walked out to the kitchen were Win
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ny stood doing the dishes. │
│
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│
│ "Hon, how long does it take you to do our wee
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│ "Why would you want to know that Frank?"
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│
│
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│
│ "Well, I'm working on a case. How long does
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it take?" │
│
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│
│ "It all depends on who I bump into at the sto
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re. Whether I take Frankie │
│ with me. If Frankie goes, it could take..."
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│
│
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│
│ "No, Frankie isn't with you. It's just you s
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hopping. How long?" Senior │
│ said, in a rather curt way.
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│
│
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│
│ "Gosh Frank, you don't have to get huffy. I
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mean, I'm not being │
│ questioned for murder am I?"
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│
│
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│
│ "No, I'm sorry Hon. How long, hon, please?"
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│
│
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│
│ "If I don't meet anyone in the store and I'm
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alone, about twenty minutes │
│ maybe twenty five. But if I bump into someon
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e it could be anywhere from │
│ twenty minutes to an hour, sometimes even lon
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ger." │
│
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│
│ "Then forty five minutes to an hour is not un
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│ "No, not at all unreasonable. Frank, this ca
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se is really getting to you? │
│ You've walked around the house the last few d
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ays almost in a trance." │
│
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│
│ "Yea, it's getting to me. Too many things se
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em unlikely and nothing │
│ seems to be coming together," he walked over
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and kissed Winny on the │
│ cheek. "Thanks Hon."
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│
│
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│
│ "Oh sure, anytime. We housewives are great c
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rime fighters too you know", │
│ she said to him as he walked out of the kitch
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en and headed back to his │
│ study. He sat back down at his desk and adde
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d to his list, talk to Mrs. │
│ Barton again.
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│
│
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│
│ He stood, walked to the door, flipped off the
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light switch and │
│ surrendered his thoughts to the television an
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d his son. │
│
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│
│ It had been eight days since Randy's death.
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Aud had to go into the │
│ office, she had no choice, she had let things
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slide for too long already. │
│ She decided, in order for things to be easier
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for Carol, to take Carol │
│ with her to the office. This way, she reason
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ed, she would not have to │
│ worry about Carol and Carol would not have to
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face being alone. "Come on │
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│ Carol, we've got to get a move on. Or I'm go
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ing to be late." "Okay, I'm │
│ just about ready! One more minute." "Hurry u
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p now. We've got to go." │
│ "All right, I'm ready. Are you sure you want
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me to go?" "Sure I'm sure. │
│ It'll be good for you to get out and around p
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eople. Come on," Aud said, │
│ taking Carol by the arm and walking her towar
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d the door. As they walked, │
│ she continued, "You'll have to get adjusted t
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o working again anyway. You │
│ might as well get started at the agency. Aft
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er all your sister does own │
│ it." "But what will you have me do?", Carol a
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sked, as they turned the │
│ corner, heading for the car in the garage. A
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ud did not respond, she just │
│ got into the car and turned the key, waiting
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for Carol to close the door. │
│ As they walked into the office, the phone was
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ringing. Aud rushed to │
│ answer it. "Wood's Temporary Service, may I
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help you?" she paused a │
│ moment. "No, I'm sorry, she's not in yet. C
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ould I take a message?" │
│ another short pause, "Okay, thank you." She h
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ung up the phone and turned │
│ about looking for Carol. She had already mad
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e her way back to the coffee │
│ machine and was preparing to start a fresh po
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t. Good, thought Aud, she's │
│ going to take hold right away. Aud went into
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her office and began laying │
│ out the work she had to catch up on. As the
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day wore on, Aud tried to │
│ give simple tasks for Carol to do, just to ke
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│ time Aud's secretary was complaining to her a
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│ done that morning. It seems Carol had filed
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many applications by first │
│ names rather than by last. It would take at
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least a day to straighten │
│ out everything Carol had filed. Aud decided
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she would have to find │
│ something else for Carol to handle, but after
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lunch. She was beginning to │
│ tire from this day already. Aud made the dec
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ision not to go to lunch. │
│ She did, however send Carol off to lunch with
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Margo, one of the women │
│ from the office. As Aud said to Margo, candi
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dly, 'take her to lunch, on │
│ me, keep her as long as you can. Talk about
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anything and everything, but │
│ do not mention Randy or what she is going to
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do now.' Their luncheon │
│ expedition took two hours and this gave Aud a
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chance to breath a little. │
│ It was not so much she did not like Carol, be
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cause this was indeed not │
│ the case. She loved her young sister. But s
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he did find it quite │
│ difficult to tolerate some of Carol's actions
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and reactions to │
│ situations. Being relatively unemotional, or
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so she thought, Aud found │
│ it laborious to have patience with Carol and
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her emotionalism and │
│ somewhat dizziness when it comes to simple ta
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sks. By the time Carol and │
│ Margo returned from lunch, Aud had so much wo
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rk to catch up on, she did │
│ not attempt to find something for Carol to fo
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r the rest of the afternoon. │
│
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│ The afternoon ended with a resounding decisio
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│ part. Carol, bored, walked about the office,
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stopping at each │
│ partitioned office area, talked to each appli
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cant. She continuously │
│ interrupted each interview. By five, Audrey
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had each employee, one at a │
│ time, come in and complain to her about Carol
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and her disruptiveness. │
│ Audrey made the decision quickly and without
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hesitation, Carol would not │
│ be returning tomorrow. They left the office
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at five-thirty, much earlier │
│ than Aud wished to leave. Carol kept pesteri
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ng her, and she finally │
│ surrendered, rather than become so angry she
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would lash out at her. They │
│ stopped at a little family run Italian restau
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rant for a light dinner. │
│ Aud had been here many times, and had become
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quite fond the owners. Aud │
│ ordered a salad and a glass of wine. Carol o
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rdered spaghetti and coffee. │
│ Carol always could eat as much as she wanted
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without putting on an ounce. │
│ An enviable trait. Carol had coffee only bec
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ause of the tranquilizer she │
│ still took. Once home, Carol complained of b
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eing tired and went off to │
│ bed. Aud poured herself a glass of wine, wal
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ked into the living room, │
│ slipped off her shoes and sat down on the sof
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a. My God what a day, she │
│ thought. She's tired, that's ridiculous. Sh
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e didn't do anything today │
│ but get in the way of everyone doing their jo
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b. Well, tomorrow she won't │
│ be going in with me. I know I can't take ano
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│ The squared ruby glowed hot and red under the
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│ sacred candles.
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│ About the size of both of his thumbnails held
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end to end, it nestled in │
│ its gold mounting with the confidence of a fa
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vored cat usurping an entire │
│ couch by enthroning itself dead center.
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│ But in the ruby's case, such arrogance was wa
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│ attention of the eye with its dazzling fire.
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│
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│ Hymie Krausmeyer lingered before the chalice
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│ and pearls, its lines and lustre, its symmetr
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│ "Magnificent," he whispered. "Simply beyond p
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erfection." │
│ The little man pulled himself from the chapel
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with its low vaulted │
│ ceiling and wandered out into the spacious na
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ve. │
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│ In the middle of the open expanse he could sp
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in on his heel and whirl the │
│ dim stained colors of dozens of double lancet
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and multifoil windows │
│ around his eyes and giggle with the joy of li
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│ He could feel the coldness of the marble floo
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ring, the rush of the wind │
│ around his outstretched arms and the giddy di
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zziness of his dance. │
│
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│ But he could not hear the slap of his footste
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│ cathedral -
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│ no matter how hard he imagine
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d the sound. │
│
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│ "The Tabernacle of the Prince," Hymie muttere
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d as he eased out of his │
│ spin and swept his gaze over the enormity of
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the structure. │
│
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│ And it was huge; constructed in the manner of
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Medieval cathedrals, its │
│ Gothic arches reached a hundred feet over the
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marbled floor. │
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│ The structure had been laid in the form of a
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cross, like traditional │
│ Christian churches, but while the north and s
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outh transepts housed long │
│ rows of smoke darkened pews, the nave itself
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remained open, unadorned, │
│ massive, in its successful attempt to dwarf a
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nd awe its supplicants. │
│
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│ From the center of the nave Hymie swept his e
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yes toward the high altar │
│ and up into the hidden reaches of the taberna
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cle dome. │
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│ He remembered his experience, hanging in the
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void of the dome with his │
│ instructor; then he remembered Sarina and her
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patient, gentle instruction │
│ and he sensed a wave of joy as it surged thro
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ugh him. │
│
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│ He was home.
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│ He had made it back.
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│ And why had he ever wanted to leave?
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│ "Ha, ha, ha!" Hymie laughed as he leapt into
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│ noiselessly on his strong, supple legs.
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│ In his exuberance he punched the space before
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│ karate moves he had seen in the movies and ma
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rveled at how easily he │
│ executed the motions.
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│
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│ His arms felt strong, his hands powerful; he
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knew he could run all day │
│ and still have strength to knock down any man
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who stepped in his way. │
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│ He charged on a column and would have severed
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it with his fist -- had not │
│ a sixth sense halted him in mid-stroke.
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│ "Something's wrong," Hymie muttered. "I can't
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smash marble with my bare │
│ hands!" And yet somehow he knew he would have
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done it; he would have │
│ smashed that column if he had continued his a
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ttack. │
│
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│ "What is this? What is going on?"
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│ The little man felt fear rising in his stomac
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h - "No! No! I mustn't allow │
│ it!" - and quickly let go of the sensation.
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│ "I must remain rational. There has to be an
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explanation. Think! Think │
│ back! How did I get in here?"
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│
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│ How did he get in indeed!
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│
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│ Hymie's eyes darted toward the three portals
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at the far end of the │
│ narthex and he just knew they were locked.
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│
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│ For the first time he realized he was alone,
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which was unusual because │
│ the Sisters didn't leave the Tabernacle open
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to the public. │
│
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│
│ So why was he here? He couldn't even remember
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entering the building. │
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│ Hymie looked at his hands. "And why do I feel
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so good?" he asked flexing │
│ his strong fingers. "Most of these were broke
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n. And my left knee hasn't │
│ held all of my weight since I was knifed in s
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ixty-eight." │
│
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│
│ The little man peered about the Tabernacle wi
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th growing suspicion and for │
│ some reason he didn't want to touch anything.
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│
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│ "Got to rethink all this," he said aloud. "Go
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t to..." and then it struck │
│ him. "I haven't heard my own voice in thirty
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years!" Now he was really │
│ beginning to spook.
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│
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│ "No! No! No! Don't let it get to you! Think i
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t through!" │
│
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│ Think it through. Think it through.
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│
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│ It all started when he came into the Tabernac
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le, which was months ago, │
│ and met Sarina. She explained things like thi
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s - it seemed she explained │
│ all sorts of things - and she had said that i
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t was all natural, that all │
│ men had many abilities but that they shut the
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mselves off from them out of │
│ ignorance and fear.
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│ Sarina.
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│ Why had he separated himself from Sarina, his
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mentor and his friend? │
│ Oh, yes; he felt he was needed in the Eeeek O
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ffices. │
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│ It was the right decision at the time. But th
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en why didn't he simply │
│ return to the Tabernacle? Sarina would have t
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aken him back; she said as │
│ much several times.
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│
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│ "Shame," Hymie mumbled. "I felt I deserted he
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r. I felt ungrateful. I │
│ couldn't face her."
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│
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│ And that's why he had wandered about the stre
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ets for the last few weeks. │
│ But why was he here now?
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│
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│ "It was time to come home."
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│
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│ And the little man did feel at home here in t
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his antiquated cathedral. │
│ After his first misunderstanding with the sta
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ff, he had come to love the │
│ sense of belonging, of spiritual potential an
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d physical possibility that │
│ being in the compound gave him.
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│ And then as he remembered more of Sarina's in
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struction, he began to │
│ understand. "If you ever want to return to us
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," Sarina had told him, "if │
│ you ever want to be readmitted into the gates
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, all you need do is..." │
│
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│
│ Yes, that's right. It was simple really. He h
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ad come to be re-admitted │
│ into the Tabernacle. That's what this was all
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about. When he'd figured it │
│ out, he remembered - in a flood of images - j
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ust what the procedure was. │
│
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│
│ The Krausmeyer sauntered into the narthex and
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faced the small door hidden │
│ in the shadows of a darkened corner. He conce
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ntrated on the door - which │
│ he knew led to the sleeping chambers and grou
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nds of the enclave - and │
│ sent a mental summons into the passage way be
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yond. │
│
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│
│ In a moment the door opened and one of the Si
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sters emerged. She stepped │
│ up to him, stopped and seemed to almost peer
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through him. Then she turned │
│ toward the portal and pushed it open.
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│
│
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│ From his place inside the Tabernacle, Hymie c
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ould see out the door and │
│ for just an instant he saw himself seated on
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a stone balustrade, eyes │
│ closed, legs folded in a poorly fashioned lot
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us position. │
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│ He had only time enough to smile at his own f
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oolishness & he was gone. │
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│ As he slipped in behind his eyes, he could fe
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el his head throb and his │
│ back ache.
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│ He could feel the weight of his body and the
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restrictions of his damaged │
│ limbs.
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│
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│ His breath came heavier and he felt a need fo
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r sleep; a general malaise │
│ descended on him and he experienced a momenta
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ry depression of the spirit. │
│
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│ Wistfully he shook off all of those sensation
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s, slid his malformed body │
│ off of the balustrade in front of the Taberna
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cle of the Prince and │
│ ascended the steps.
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│
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│ Inside, as he knew, the Sisters would be wait
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ing. │
│
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│ TO BE CONTINUED...
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e room right off the kitchen. │
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hite dress. She saw no head │
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of place. │
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uld walk past a shelf with │
│ plates and other things on it and suddenly th
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y one of the employees. She │
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and find an odd noise coming │
│ from the living room. Upon investigation she
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found the rocking chair rock-│
│ ing back and forth. She also found books and
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│ desk she had in the apartment. Further, she
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│ DOJ Files First Housing Discrimin
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ation Suit in CA │
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│ US Newswire: The Department of Justice filed
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a civil rights complaint in │
│ federal court against the owners/manager of a
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n apt. complex in Sepulveda, │
│ CA, alleging they violated the Federal Fair H
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ousing Act by discriminating │
│ against African-American prospective tenants.
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James Turner, acting asst. │
│ atty gen. for the Civil Rights Division, said
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, "This is the first lawsuit │
│ the department has filed in CA as a result of
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a nationwide random testing │
│ program to identify & eliminate housing discr
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imination." The lawsuit, │
│ filed in US District Court in L.A. named Yung
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-Chung Shen, Ming Yuan Huang │
│ & Mei Ling Huang as defendants. The complaint
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seeks monetary damages for │
│ persons who may have been subjected to discri
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mination, a civil penalty & an│
│ injunction prohibiting the defendants from en
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gaging in more discrimination.│
│ The lawsuit was based on evidence of racial d
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iscrimination gathered by │
│ testers for the department & the Fair Housing
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Council of the San Fernando │
│ Valley. Paired groups of white & black tester
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s, who were given matching │
│ characteristics & credentials, inquired about
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availability of apartments. │
│ African-American testers were treated less fa
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vorably & offered less favor- │
│ able rental terms than white, according to th
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e complaint. Individuals who │
│ think they may have been victims of housing d
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iscrimination should call │
│ either the Civil Rights Division of the DOJ a
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t 202-514-4713 or the Dept. │
│ of Housing & Urban Development's Fair Housing
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hotline at 1-800-669-9777. │
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│ Justice Department Challenges I
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│ The Dept. of Justice has filed a civil rights
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suit in federal court seeking│
│ to prohibit the enforcement of an injunction
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granted to a San Clemente, CA,│
│ homeowners ass'n that would prohibit the open
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ing of a home for handicapped │
│ elderly persons. The Dept. of Justice alleged
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in the suit, filed Thursday │
│ in US District Court in Los Angeles, the Broa
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dmoor San Clemente Community │
│ Association violated the Fair Housing Act in
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seeking the injunction from a │
│ state court. According to the suit, Alexis Ed
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wards & her father, Robert │
│ Nelson wanted to establish a licensed residen
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tial care home in San Clemente│
│ for Elsie Nelson Edwards, handicapped mother,
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& 4 other elderly handicapped│
│ persons. The community association, in seekin
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g to prevent the home from │
│ opening, filed a suit in state court in 8/92
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to enforce a covenant that │
│ forbids commercial uses in the Broadmoor subd
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ivision. The home would have │
│ generated a profit. In 2/93, the court grante
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d a permanent injunction │
│ prohibiting the establishment of the home. Th
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e federal suit argues the │
│ Fair Housing Act requires the ass'n to alter
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its covenant to accommodate │
│ the prospective handicapped residents & claim
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s the association should have │
│ dropped its action when the federal law was c
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alled to its attention. The │
│ owners of the home have appealed the state co
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urt decision. The federal suit│
│ also asks the court to award monetary damages
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to persons harmed by the │
│ association's actions, as well as a civil pen
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alty to the government. │
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│ Justice Department Seeks to Depo
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│ US Newswire:
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│ The Department of Justice today began proceed
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ings to deport a Florida │
│ resident accused of being an armed SS guard a
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t a Nazi concentration camp │
│ in Austria in World War II.
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│ The department's action was filed in U.S. Im
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migration Court in Miami │
│ against Mathias Denuel, 73, of Naples, Fla.,
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who is accused of concealing │
│ his Nazi activities when he entered the Unite
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d States in 1955 on a │
│ resident alien visa. Denuel is a German nati
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onal who never became a U.S. │
│ citizen. Director Neal M. Sher of the depart
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ment's Office of Special │
│ Investigations said Denuel admitted to the go
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vernment that he served at │
│ Gusen Concentration Camp and guarded prisoner
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s moved from a camp in │
│ Poland to the Mauthausen Concentration Camp.
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Sher said evidence shows │
│ that atrocities committed against thousands o
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f Jews and other prisoners │
│ at Gusen during Denuel's SS service there inc
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luded mass murder and │
│ torture. Gusen was the largest sub-camp in t
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he large Mauthausen Camp │
│ system. OSI is now investigating nearly 400
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persons in this country. │
│ To date, 45 Nazi persecutors have been stripp
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ed of United States │
│ citizenship by the government and 37 removed
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│ Unwise Abuse is About to 'Get Bruced,' Sa
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│ US Newswire: Secretary of Interior Bruce Babb
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itt announced a series of │
│ public land management reforms that Defenders
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of Wildlife President Rodger │
│ Schlickeisen predicted "will begin to restore
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to the American people the │
│ land, water, fish & wildlife that have been s
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tolen from them over the past │
│ 12 years." The new reforms came in the form o
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f draft proposals for range- │
│ land reform published by the Interior Departm
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ent's Bureau of Land Manage- │
│ ment & the Agriculture Dept's US Forest Servi
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ce. Together the agencies │
│ manage more than 260 million acres of federal
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grazing lands. Although the │
│ most debated part of the package has been the
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proposal to raise grazing │
│ fees to ranchers using public lands, the init
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iative also includes a number │
│ of changes in rangeland management procedures
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& standards aimed at sustain-│
│ ing the health of rangeland ecosystems & asse
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rting the public's claims to │
│ water rights on public lands. Director of Wil
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dlife Law John Fitzgerald │
│ noted that, By preparing to clamp down on tho
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se who claim to depend upon │
│ the land but instead are destroying it Secret
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ary of Interior Bruce Babbitt │
│ & Secretary of Agriculture Mike Espy are, in
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effect, saying, 'This is not │
│ just a family squabble that can go on for gen
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erations. These ranchers are │
│ abusing public land. That's unfair not only t
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o wildlife but also to private│
│ landowners & to all the American people & it
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will be dealt with as a viola-│
│ tion of the law.' In other words, unwise abus
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e is about to get Bruced. │
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│ Pittsburgh Lab to Pay $2.4 Million to S
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ettle Medicare Dispute │
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│ US Newswire: The Dept of Justice announced Me
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d-Chek Labs Inc. will pay the │
│ US $2.4 million to settle claims the company
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defrauded Medicare. The dept, │
│ in filing the suit on behalf of the Departmen
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t of Health & Human Services, │
│ said Med-Chek, a blood testing laboratory, ma
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nipulated dr.s into ordering │
│ medically unnecessary ferritin tests when dr.
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s ordered a basic blood test │
│ series for Medicare patients. In Sept '92 Med
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-Chek's assets were purchased │
│ by Damon Clinical Labs. The government's clai
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ms against Med-Chek were based│
│ on allegations of deceptive & manipulative ma
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rketing & billing practices by│
│ the firm. The gov't alleged under MedChek's s
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cheme, whenever dr.s ordered a│
│ basic blood test series called "SMACs," they
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also received results for an │
│ additional test - the ferritin test. This tes
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t was then billed separately │
│ from the basic blood test series to 3rd-party
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payors, including Medicare. │
│ Medicare was billed for more than 95,000 unne
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cessary tests. Starting in mid│
│ '87 Med-Chek informed dr.s who were its clien
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ts they'd receive the ferritin│
│ test results as a routine & automatic part of
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every standard SMAC ordered │
│ by the dr.s. SMAC is the most popular blood t
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est ordered by dr.s, the add- │
│ ition of the ferritin test generated signific
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ant additional revenues for │
│ Med-Chek that came primarily from Medicare. T
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ests billed to the dr.s were │
│ billed at a nominal fee. However, when those
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tests were billed to Medicare,│
│ they were billed at the maximum rate permitte
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d under the program. │
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│ Teens Ride Bicycles from Californ
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ia to See Clinton │
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│ WASHINGTON, Aug. 12 /U.S. Newswire/ -- Six in
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ner city youths arrived │
│ today in the nation's capital after riding bi
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cycles from California to │
│ Washington, D.C., to request President Bill C
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linton to declare Minority │
│ Foster Children Month. The teens left Califo
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rnia June 17 to rally public │
│ support for foster youth programs like the on
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e they participate in at │
│ Murrell's Farm and Residential Boys Home in L
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ancaster, Calif., led by the │
│ home's founder Emmett Murrell. The teens are
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Alex Wallace, 14; Victor │
│ Flores, 14; Donta Howard, 16; Rashad Al-Ghani
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, 16; Athawan "Red" Gipson; │
│ and Albert Martinez, 21. Murrell was assiste
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d by Zayid Al-Ghani, who │
│ drove the group's support van. They plan to
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see President Clinton │
│ Saturday in hopes he will sign a proclamation
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they carried from │
│ California declaring August Foster Youth Mont
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h. The group also plans to │
│ visit their Senate and Congressional represen
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tatives before they leave │
│ Sunday. They rode about 75 miles a day, in a
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pproximately six hour daily │
│ rides, arriving two days earlier than their e
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xpected arrival date of Aug. │
│ 14. Their activities in Washington are being
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coordinated by The National │
│ Black Caucus of State Legislators at the requ
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est of California State │
│ Assemblymember Gwen Moore and California Stat
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e Senator Diane Watson. │
│
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│ Victims of Pan Am 103 Blast Expected UN Sec
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urity Council Libya Decision │
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│ US Newswire: The Victims' Terrorism Watch Com
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mittee, issued the following: │
│ Today, by all indications, the UN Security Co
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uncil will cowardly roll over,│
│ for another 120 days the flimsy,ineffective s
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anctions imposed against Libya│
│ for the bombing of Pan Am Flight 103. By the
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time this 5TH rollover expires│
│ in Dec,93, it will have been 21 mo.s since th
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e sanctions were first enacted│
│ & 5 years since that heinous atrocity killed
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270 innocent people. Libya has│
│ not complied. The indicted Libyan terrorists
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with direct links to Gaddafi │
│ remain free in Libya in defiance of the Secur
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ity Council's Chapter VII │
│ resolution which demands their immediate rele
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ase for trial in the US or the│
│ UK. How can the Security Council justify abro
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gating its responsibility & │
│ commitment to international peace by not purs
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uing its actions to their just│
│ & rightful conclusion? Why is the UK so oppo
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sed to stepping up sanctions │
│ when it suffered the loss of 48 of its own ci
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tizens? What's the state of US│
│ foreign policy when an attempted assassinatio
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n against a former president │
│ receives immediate & swift response but murde
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r of 189 innocent Americans │
│ languishes in the back rooms of the UN for 2
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yrs? Where do the anguished │
│ families turn for justice in this premeditate
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d international crime? AN OIL │
│ EMBARGO IS THE ONLY SANCTION GADDAFI WILL UND
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ERSTAND. If the political │
│ climate is not favorable for it what alternat
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ives do we have for resolving │
│ this clearly definable atrocity?
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│ Grand Jury Indicts Former Bord
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│ US Newswire: A former Border Patrol agent for
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the INS who was accused of │
│ being involved in 3 separate shootings on the
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US-Mexico border has been │
│ indicted by a federal grand jury. The 5 count
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indictment charged Michael │
│ Elmer with 4 counts of federal criminal civil
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rights violations & 1 count │
│ of obstruction of justice. During the shooti
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ng incidents, which occurred │
│ in Nogales, AZ, Elmer allegedly shot & killed
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Dario Miranda-Valenzuela, & │
│ allegedly fired his weapon toward several oth
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er individuals. Elmer, who │
│ resigned last April, was acquitted of the Mir
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anda-Valenzuela murder in a │
│ state prosecution in 12/92. The first 4 count
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s of the indictment allege │
│ Elmer willfully assaulted several individuals
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during the 3 incidents and │
│ violated their civil rights. Count 1 arises
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out of a shooting incident │
│ 3/18/92, while count 2 arises from a shooting
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incident 3/16/92. Counts 3 │
│ & 4 stem from the fatal shooting of Miranda-V
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alenzuela June 12, 1993. │
│ Count 5 alleges Elmer prevented or attempted
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to prevent or inhibit │
│ another Border Patrol agent, Thomas Watson, f
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rom providing information to │
│ federal authorities about the Miranda-Valenzu
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ela shooting. The charges │
│ in count 3 provide for a maximum possible pen
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alty of life imprisonment & │
│ a $250,000 fine. The remaining 4 charges car
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ry a total maximum penalty │
│ of 13 years imprisonment & a $550,000 fine.
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│ Grand Jury Indicts Illinois Lab f
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│ US Newswire: A federal grand jury has returne
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d a 5-count indictment against│
│ an IL drug lab & the husband & wife who opera
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ted it. Asst Atty Gen. Hunger │
│ of the DOJ's Civil Division said the indictme
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nt was returned Thursday in US│
│ District Court in Chicago against Alra Labs,
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Baldev Raj Bhutani & Neelam │
│ Bhutani. Alra is a Gurnee, IL pharmaceutical
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firm that produces/distributes│
│ prescription & over-the-counter generic drugs
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. Baldev Raj Bhutani is its │
│ president & treasurer, while Neelam Bhutani,
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Bhutani's wife, is corporate │
│ secretary & director of Alra's quality contro
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l. They are charged with │
│ violations of the Federal Food, Drug & Cosmet
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ic Act. The indictment alleged│
│ the defendants misbranded production lots of
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the generic drug lactulose, a │
│ prescription drug used to treat gastrointesti
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nal ailments, by affixing a │
│ false expiration date to the label & shipping
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it in interstate commerce. │
│ The indictment also alleged the defendants ad
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ulterated production lots of │
│ lactulose by adding an undocumented substance
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to mask its deterioration. │
│ Alra sells lactulose under its name & under o
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ther drug companies' labels. │
│ The alleged adulterated/misbranded lots were
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sold to distributors in CT, & │
│ NY. This indictment is the first to be return
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ed in northern IL as a result │
│ of this effort. If convicted of all counts, t
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he Bhutanis could each be │
│ sentenced to 15 years imprisonment & fined up
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to $1.25 million. Alra could │
│ be fined up to $2.5 million.
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│ OH Supreme Court Upholds Assau
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│ US Newswire: The OH Supreme Court upheld a Cl
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eveland ordinance banning the │
│ possession & sale of semi-automatic assault w
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eapons. In a lawsuit funded by│
│ the NRA, the ordinance was challenged as a vi
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olation of the "right to bear │
│ arms" in the OH state constitution. The state
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Supreme Court rejected that │
│ argument, stating restrictions on the right t
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o bear arms in OH should be │
│ upheld if they are "reasonable," & ruled the
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ban meets the "reasonableness"│
│ standard. The OH ruling has national implicat
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ions, as it is the first state│
│ Supreme Court ruling on whether a ban on assu
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alt weapons violates the right│
│ to bear arms in a state constitution. Similar
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NRA-backed challenges to │
│ local assault weapons laws are currently pend
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ing in the CO Supreme Court & │
│ in the OR Court of Appeals. Overturning the C
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leveland ordinance was a top │
│ priority for the NRA, as evidenced by the mor
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e than $100,000 spent by the │
│ gun lobby on the suit. The OH Supreme Court's
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opinion addressed the meaning│
│ of the 2nd amendment of the Constitution. The
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Court specifically rejected │
│ the NRA view that the 2nd amendment gurarante
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es a fundamental individual │
│ right to be armed. In reviewing previous cour
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t rulings on the 2nd amendment│
│ the court wrote, "These decisions signify, &
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history supports the position,│
│ that the amendment was drafted not with the p
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rimary purpose of guaranteeing│
│ the rights of individuals to keep & bear arms
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but, rather, to allow │
│ Americans to possess arms to ensure the prese
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│ Irish Times Issues Apology for An
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│ US Newswire:
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│ The Anti-Defamation League welcomed the Irish
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Times' public apology for │
│ publishing an anti-Semitic cartoon that appea
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red in the paper recently. │
│ "There was no intention to give any offence t
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o the Jewish community in │
│ Ireland or elsewhere. The Irish Times regret
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s if the cartoon did cause │
│ offence," the publication stated in its Aug.
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4 issue. Abraham H. Foxman, │
│ ADL national director, had written to the edi
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tor in Dublin, Conor Brady, │
│ asking for an apology for what Foxman charact
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erized as "nothing more than │
│ Jew-baiting." The cartoon depicted a preying
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dinosaur with a Star of │
│ David helmet chasing frightened people and a
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caption which read │
│ "Jewrassic Park, AKA Southern Lebanon." Foxma
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n's letter, which the paper │
│ published Aug. 6, noted that the Irish Times
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"has every right to express │
│ its opposition to Israeli policies in Lebanon
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....The injection of the │
│ Jewish element into the cartoon, however, is
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irrelevant, inappropriate │
│ and offensive. It serves only to stir anti-J
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ewish animus." │
│
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│
│ The Anti-Defamation League, founded in 1913,
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is the world's leading │
│ organization fighting anti-Semitism through p
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rograms and services that │
│ counteract hatred, prejudice and bigotry.
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