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- PC P's and Q's (Computer Etiquette)
- by Mel North
-
- The following are a few points of general BBS etiquette. If you wish to
- maintain your welcome on whatever system you happen to call, it would be
- to your advantage to observe these few rules.
-
- 1. Don't habitually hang up on a system. Every SysOp is aware that
- accidental disconnections happen once in a while but we do tend to get
- annoyed with people who hang up every single time they call because they
- are either too lazy to terminate properly or they labor under the
- mistaken assumption that the 10 seconds they save online is going to
- significantly alter their phone bill. "Call Waiting" is not an
- acceptable excuse for long. If you have it and intend to use the line
- to call BBS systems, you should either have it disconnected or find some
- other way to circumvent it.
-
- 2. Don't do dumb things like leave yourself a message that says "Just
- testing to see if this thing works". Where do you think all those other
- messages came from if it didn't work? Also, don't leave whinny messages
- that say "Please leave me a message". If ever there was a person to
- ignore, it's the one who begs someone to leave him a message. If you
- want to get messages, start by reading the ones that are already online
- and getting involved in the conversations that exist.
-
- 3. Don't use the local equivalent of a chat command unless you really
- have some clear cut notion of what you want to say and why. Almost any
- SysOp is more than happy of offer help concerning his system or BBSing
- in general. Unfortunately, because about 85% of the people who call
- want to chat and about 99% of those people have absolutely nothing to
- say besides "How old are you?" or something equally irrelevant, fewer
- SysOps even bother answering their pagers every day.
-
- 4. When you are offered a place to leave comments when exiting a
- system, don't try to use this area to ask the SysOp questions. It is
- very rude to the other callers to expect the SysOp to carry on a
- half-visible conversation with someone. If you have a question or
- statement to make and expect the SysOp to respond to it, it should
- always be made in the section where all the other messages are kept.
- This allows the SysOp to help many people with the same problem with the
- least amount of effort on his part.
-
- 5. Take the time to log on properly. There is no such place as RIV,
- HB, ANA or any of a thousand other abbreviations people use instead of
- their proper city. You may think that everyone knows what RIV is
- supposed to mean, but every BBS has people calling from all around the
- country and I assure you that someone who calls from Podunk, Iowa has no
- idea what you're talking about.
-
- 6. Before you log on with your favorite pseudonym, make sure that
- handles are allowed. Most SysOps don't want people using handles on the
- system. There is not enough room for them, they get silly games of
- one-upmanship started, it is much nicer to deal with a person on a
- personal basis, and last but not least everyone should be willing to
- take full responsibility for his actions or comments instead of slinging
- mud from behind a phony name. Also when signing on, why not sign on
- just like you would introduce yourself in your own society? How many of
- you usually introduce yourselves as Joe W Smutz the 3rd?
-
- 7. Don't make rude observations like "Gee, this system is slow". Every
- BBS is a trade off of features. You can generally assume that is
- someone is running a particular software, that he is either happy with
- it or he'll decide to find another system he likes better. It does
- nobody any good when you make comments about something that you perceive
- to be a flaw when it is running the way the SysOp wants it to.
- Constructive criticism is somewhat more welcome. If you have an
- alternative method that seems to make good sense then run it up the
- flagpole.
-
- 8. When leaving messages, stop and ask yourself whether it is necessary
- to make it private. Unless there's a reason that everyone shouldn't know
- what you're saying, don't make it private. We don't call them PUBLIC
- bulletin boards for nothing, folks. It's very irritating to other
- callers when there are huge blank spots in the messages that they can't
- read and it stifles interaction between callers.
-
- 9. If your favorite BBS has a time limit, observe it. If it doesn't,
- set a limit for yourself and abide by it instead.
-
- 10. Have the common courtesy to pay attention to what passes in front
- of your face. When a BBS displays your name and asks "Is this you?",
- don't say yes when you can see perfectly well that it is mis-spelled.
- Also, don't start asking questions about simple operations of a system
- until you have thoroughly read all of the instructions that are
- available to you. I assure you that it isn't any fun to answer a
- question for the thousandth time then the answer is prominently
- displayed in the system bulletins or instructions. Use some common
- sense when you ask your questions. The person who said "There's no such
- thing as a stupid question" obviously never operated a BBS.
-
- 11. Don't be personally abusive. It doesn't matter whether you like a
- SysOp or think he's a jerk. The fact remains that he has a large
- investment in making his computer available, usually out of the goodness
- of his heart. If you don't like a SysOp or his system, just remember
- that you can change the channel any time you want. Besides, whether you
- are aware of it or not, if you make yourself enough of an annoyance to
- any SysOp, he can take the time to track you down and make your life, or
- your parents', miserable.
-
- 12. Keep firmly in mind that you are a guest on any BBS you happen to
- call. Don't think of logging on as one of your basic human rights.
- Every person that has ever put a computer system online for the use of
- other people has spent a lot of time and money to do so. While he
- doesn't expect nonstop pats on the back, it seems reasonable that he
- should at least be able to expect fair treatment from his callers. This
- includes following any of the rules for system use he has laid out
- without grumping about it. Every SysOp has his own idea of how he want
- his system to be run. It is really none of your business why he wants
- to run it the way he does. Your business is to either abide by what he
- says, or call some other BBS where you feel that you can obey the rules.
-
- -- The Central Texas SysOp Association