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  1.  
  2.  
  3.             --==>>  THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS  <<==--
  4.                  as you've NEVER seen them before!
  5.  
  6.                   ________________________
  7.          (__)    /                        \         * OFFICIAL EDITION *
  8.          (oo)   (  November 1989 Version!  )
  9.   /-------\/  --'\________________________/      * WORLDWIDE DISTRIBUTION *
  10.  / |     ||
  11. *  ||----||             Edited by Eric W. Tilenius
  12.    ^^    ^^             Please send your submissions to:
  13.      Cow                ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU // ewtileni@pucc.BITNET
  14.  
  15. -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -
  16.  
  17.      (  (    )
  18.    ( (     )   )
  19.    ( (         )
  20.   (           / )
  21.  ( ( \\       )
  22.      ( |  // )
  23.        |   |    (__)
  24.        |   |    (oo)                   (__)
  25.        |   | ----\/              ______(oo)_____
  26.        |   |    ||              ( _)_______(__) )
  27.      **|   | ---||                \ __________/
  28.     ``'---------^^
  29.         Cow Hide                     Cow Pie
  30.  
  31.  
  32.                    \  |  /         ___________
  33.     ____________  \ \_# /         |  ___      |       _________
  34.    |            |  \  #/          | |   |     |      | = = = = |
  35.    | |   |   |  |   \\#           | |`v'|     |      |         |
  36.    |            |    \#  //       |  --- ___  |      | |  || | |
  37.    | |   |   |  |     #_//        |     |   | |      |         |
  38.    |            |  \\ #_/_______  |     |   | |      | |  || | |
  39.    | |   |   |  |   \\# /_____/ \ |      ---  |      |         |
  40.    |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
  41.    |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
  42. ^^^|    (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H  |_ |^|  | |||| | |^^^^^^|         |
  43.    |    ( ||| ) |     # ^^^^^^    |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
  44.    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/  /_____ |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
  45.         `v'-                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^      | ||||||| |
  46.          || |`.      (__)    (__)                          ( )
  47.                      (oo)    (oo)                       /---V
  48.               /-------\/      \/ --------\             * |  |
  49.              / |     ||        ||_______| \
  50.             *  ||W---||        ||      ||  *
  51.                ^^    ^^        ^^      ^^
  52.  
  53.                         "Cow Town"
  54.  
  55.  
  56.               \ (__)                       (__)
  57.               \\(oo)                       (\/)
  58.          /-----\\\/                 /-------\/
  59.         / |    (##)                / |     ||
  60.        *  ||----||"               *  ||----||
  61.           ^^    ^^                   ~~    ~~
  62.     This cow plays bagpipes.      Cow from Beijing
  63.  
  64.  
  65.                                   (__)                     (__)
  66.                                   ($$)                     (**)
  67.                            /-------\/               /-------\/
  68.                           / |=====||               / |     ||
  69.                          *  ||----||              *  ||----||
  70.                             ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
  71.  
  72.                       This cow is a Yuppie         Cow in love
  73.  
  74.  
  75.          (__)                                              (__)
  76.          (oo)                                              (oo)
  77.   /-'''''-\/                            /-------------------\/
  78.  / |'''''||                            / |                 ||
  79. *  ||''''||                           *  ||----------------||
  80.    ^^    ^^                              ^^                ^^
  81.  Cow in Argyle                                Stretch Cow
  82.                          *
  83.                       **   **
  84.                  * **  * * *  **
  85.                 *   /  /   \ *  *
  86.              \  \ /  \        / /                         (__)
  87.           *  /  / \  \  (__)  \ \                /--------(00)
  88.             /           (00)  / /               / |      |(  )
  89.             \    /-------\/   \ \              *  ||---- ||()
  90.             /   / |     ||    / /                 ||     ||
  91.           \ \  *  ||----||    \ \                 ^^     ^^
  92.          /  /     ^^    ^^    / /            Cow Chewing Marbles
  93.                  Cow in Heat
  94.  
  95.  
  96.  
  97.  
  98.                                                (__)
  99.                                                (oo)
  100.                                         /-------\/
  101.                                        / |     ||
  102.                                       *  OO----OO
  103.  
  104.                                       low rider cow
  105.  
  106.  
  107.          (__)                 \__\                 (__)
  108.          (oo)             o   (oo)                 (oo)
  109.   /-------\/           ____\___\/          *+-------\/
  110.  / |     ||           / |     ||           ||______||
  111. *  ||----||          *  ||----||             ||----||
  112.    OO    OO             OO    OO             OO    OO
  113. Detroit cow          Mustang cow            pickup cow
  114.  
  115.  
  116.                  (__)              (__)              \_||_~
  117.                  (oo)              (oo)              (*||*)
  118.   /---------------\/           /----\/        /-------\||/
  119.  / |             ||           /    ||        / |     ||
  120. *  ||------------||        *-||----||       *  ||----||
  121.    OO            OO          OO    OO          OO    }{
  122.       li-moo-cow          fastback cow      teenager's cow
  123.  
  124.  
  125.          ____
  126.         (____)
  127.                                .xxxx.
  128.          (__)                  '(oo)`
  129.          (oo)            /-----'-\/ `
  130.   /-------\/            / |    |============>
  131.  / |     ||            *  ||----| (~)
  132. *  ||----||               ~~    ~
  133.    ~~    ~~             Moo-ammar Cowdafi
  134.    holy cow            armed and dangerous
  135.  
  136.  
  137.          (___)             (___)
  138.          (o o)             (o o)
  139.   /-------\ /       /-------\ /
  140.  / |     ||O       / |  O~ ||O
  141. *  ||,---||       *  ||,---||
  142.    ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^
  143.     A Bull       A-bomb-in-a-bull     No-bull
  144.  
  145.  
  146.            (---)
  147.            (   )
  148.           /-----\                          (___)
  149.           |     |                          (o o)
  150.           |  |  |                   (-----) \ /
  151.           |  |  |                  /  / \    O
  152.           |  *  |                 *  | O |
  153.           ^^   ^^                    -----
  154.           Coward                  Phone Bull
  155.  
  156.  
  157.                   __________________________
  158.          }__{    / Send YOUR cow pictures to \
  159.          (00)   ( ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU )
  160.   :****** \/ ==='\___________________________/'
  161.  : #     ##
  162.    ##****##
  163.    ""    ""
  164.  
  165.  
  166.  |    |                              |    |           *
  167.  |    |            (__)              |    |            \       (__)
  168.  |    |            (oo)              |    |             \      (oo)
  169.  |    |     /-------\/               |    |          -----------\/--
  170.  |    |    / |     ||                |    |          ----|      |---
  171.  |    |   *  ||----||                |    |              --------
  172.  |    \______^^____^^___             |    \_________________
  173.  |     _________________             |     _________________
  174.  |    /                              |    /
  175.  |    |                              |    |
  176.  |    |                              |    |
  177.  |    |                              |    |
  178.  |    |                              |    |
  179.  |    |                              |    |
  180.  |    |                              |    |
  181.  |    |                              |    |
  182. /      \                            /      \
  183.  
  184. Cow perched on a tree.              Cow attempting to fly off tree.
  185.  
  186.  
  187.  |    |
  188.  |    |
  189.  |    |
  190.  |    |
  191.  |    |
  192.  |    \_________________
  193.  |     _________________
  194.  |    /
  195.  |    |
  196.  |    |
  197.  |    |
  198.  |    |
  199.  |    |
  200.  |    |                                (__)
  201.  |    |                      *---------(..)
  202. /      \                        ^^----^^\/
  203.  
  204. Cow that has failed miserably in the attempt.
  205.  
  206.  
  207.   .            /\         .       .        :                (__)
  208.         .     /  \      .          .       :                (xx)
  209.              /    \   .        .    *      :         __------\/
  210.             /      \              *        :        * ||____||
  211.             | (__) |   .    .   **         :         / |    |\
  212.      .     /| (oo) |\           **         :
  213.           / | /\/\ | \   .     . *         :         Hamburger
  214.       .  /  |=|==|=|  \     .      *       :
  215.      . /    | |  | |    \  .               :
  216.       / USA | ^||^ |NASA \     .           :       *        (__)
  217.      |______|  ^^  |______|       .        :        \       (oo)
  218.     .       (__||__)     .   .             :         \-------\/
  219.        .    /_\  /_\  .     .    .         :        8-|     ||
  220.             !!!  !!!                       :          ||----||
  221.                                            :          ^^    ^^
  222.   The cow that jumped over the moon.       :         Flying Cow
  223.  
  224.  
  225.                           ...---...
  226.                        ../  / | \  \..
  227.                      ./ /  /  |  \  \ \.
  228.                     /  /   /  |  \   \  \
  229.                    /  /   /   |   \   \  \
  230.                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  231.                    \          |          /
  232.                     \         |         /
  233.                      \        |        /
  234.                       \       |       /
  235.                        \      |      /
  236.                         \     |     /
  237.                          \    |    /
  238.                           \   |   /
  239.                            \  |  /
  240.                             \ | /(__)
  241.                              \|/ (oo)
  242.                           /---++--\/
  243.                          / |  || ||
  244.                         *  ||-++-||
  245.                            ^^    ^^
  246.  
  247.                Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
  248.  
  249.  
  250.               ..---..                             (__)
  251.              /       \                            (oo)
  252.              |  RIP  |                     /-------\/
  253.              |       |                    / |     ||
  254.              |       |                   *  ||----||
  255.              |       |                      ^^    ^^
  256.              |       |
  257. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////
  258.  
  259.             Elvis's Cow...      ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???
  260.  
  261.  
  262.                      (__)
  263.                      (oo)
  264.         /---+      +--\/
  265.        / |  |      | ||
  266.       *  ||-+      +-||
  267.          ^^          ^^                             *
  268.  
  269.    David Copperfield's Cow               David Copperfield's other Cow
  270.  
  271.  
  272.  
  273.                                     (__)
  274.                                     (oo)
  275.                              /-------\/
  276.                             / |     ||
  277.                            *  ||----||
  278.                               ^^    ^^
  279.                              (__)  (__)
  280.                              (oo)  (oo)
  281.                       /-------\/    \/-------\
  282.                      / |     || -^^- ||     | \
  283.                     *  ||----   -^^-       ||  *
  284.                        ^^                  ^^
  285.                       (__)                (__)
  286.                       (oo)                (oo)
  287.                /-------\/                  \/-------\
  288.               / |     ||                    ||     | \
  289.              *  ||----||                    ||----||  *
  290.                 ^^    ^^                    ^^    ^^
  291.                  Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
  292.  
  293.  
  294.  
  295.                     (__)                       _--------_
  296.                     (oo)                      |__________|   BIG
  297.              /-------\/                        XXXXXXXXXX    MAC
  298.             / | 007 ||                         __________
  299.            *  ||----||                        |_        _|
  300.               ^^    ^^                          --------
  301.        Cow licenced to kill      Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
  302.  
  303.  
  304.                                                      (__)
  305.                                                      (oo)
  306.                                                     /'^^^-m
  307.             (__)                                   / '' ` )
  308.             (oo)    o     /| /|/|_                |      /|
  309.            / \/    /    /      _ /                |  |  | |
  310.           /  _\===^   ___\_____/___               |_____|_|
  311.       ___|__/ |/\    (___________(_)               //|| ||
  312.      *        ^ ^                                 *  ww ww
  313.  
  314.             Mrs. O'Leary's Cow                 Cow'nt Dracula
  315.  
  316.  
  317.  ____             ____                                |+++++|
  318. |++++|    ___    |++++|                       ____    |+++++|
  319. |++++|   |++ ______________________          |++++|   |+++++|
  320. |++++|   |++/      /( )\           \         |++++|   |+++++|   __
  321. |    |   |+|      |-oo- |           \______  |++++|   |+++++|  |++|
  322. -----(__)--|       \__\/           _(__)_  \ ----------------------------------
  323.  o   ( oo /_______________________| (oo)  \ |         __
  324.  |  _/\_| |  M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| |        /oo| - Bleaurgh!
  325.  |-|  \\____                         ------  )_    /|  /\
  326.   -|_  \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0     _|  *  \/  *
  327.      \  |  __________________________________/
  328.      |  W|  \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
  329.      / /\ \  \___/                    \___/
  330.     / /  \ \
  331.     ^^^   ^^^                                      Who you gonna call...?
  332.  
  333.  
  334.         (__)                   (__)                    (__)       (----------)
  335.         (00)                   (-o)                    (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
  336.   /------\/              /------\/               /------\/        (----------)
  337.  /|     ||              /|     ||               /|     ||
  338. * ||----||             * ||----||              * ||----||
  339.  
  340. Cow w/ Glasses    Flirtatious cow (winking)   Cow after pulling an all-nighter
  341.  
  342.  
  343. *        (__)              (__)               (__)               (__)
  344.  \       (oo)              (oo)               (oo)               (oo)
  345.   \-------\/        /-------\/         /-------\/         /-------\/
  346.   /|      |\       / /      \         / \      /         / \      \
  347.  //||----||\\     * //------\\       *   \\--//         *   \\----\\
  348.  ^ ^^    ^^ ^       ^        ^            ^  ^               ^     ^
  349. Cow walking         Cow jogging         Same cow         Cow braking
  350.  
  351.  
  352.           (__)
  353.           (oo)                       (__) o       *     (__)
  354.            \/                        (oo)/ "      |     (oo)
  355.        ____| \____            /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
  356.        ---/   --**           / |       /          |      |
  357.     *____/    |___//        *  ||----||           ||----||
  358.         //--------/            ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^
  359.        //__                      Cow           Cow pooing
  360.        Cow marching            standing
  361.  
  362.  
  363.    Side      Front   Side   back                (___)  Where's all the bulls!
  364.    (__)      (__)    (__)   (__)                (O O)/
  365.    ( oo      (oo)    oo )   (  )            ^  _/\ /\_  ^
  366.    /\_|      /\/\    |_/\   /  \            \\/   O   \//
  367. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  368.  
  369. (___)
  370. (  OO
  371.  \_ | - Got some cows that aren't in here?  Add yours to the official
  372.    \O   collection!  Send them to:  ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU
  373.  
  374.  
  375. (___)
  376. (  --
  377.  \_ | - G'nite, and thank you for your support.   Zzz z z z z z  z   z
  378.    \O
  379.  
  380.           Thanks to EVERYONE who contributed COWS!
  381.  
  382. PLEASE DISTRIBUTE THIS FILE WIDELY -- IT IS *NOT* COPYRIGHTED.
  383. (Besides, this is a classic that NO ONE should miss!)
  384.  
  385. - ERIC -
  386.  
  387.          (__)         Eric W. Tilenius
  388.          (oo)
  389.   /-------\/          President, Princeton Planetary Society
  390.  / |     ||
  391. *  ||----||           609-734-7677  //  ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU
  392.