Complete Bookshop/CompleteWorkshop.iso/newmenu/jokes.bbs

File List | 1993-12-06 | 17KB | 211 lines

101NOS.ZIP     101 Ways To Say No!! Tres Amusant
1991IRAQ.ZIP   The 1991 Iraqi Calendar. (Humor)
8088.ZIP       Undocumented DOS Commands (Humor)
ADDICT.ZIP     Humorous Modem Addiction Text
ADVRTIZE.ZIP   Humorous Advertising Bloopers.
ALICEDIG.ZIP   Humor: Alice In Digitaland
ANSMACH.ZIP    Funny Sayings To Put On Your Answering Mach.
APHORISM.ZIP   A Collection Of Various Sayings.
APRIAL.ZIP     Practical Joke Program
ASCIICOD.ZIP   Amusing Account Of Non-ABC ASCII Codes.
ASCIIEXT.ZIP   Ancient Meaning Of Extended ASCII Characters
BAB200.ZIP     Humorous/Fun Creativity Tool For Word Lovers
BABEL92A.ZIP   List Of Computer Related Abbreviations And Acronyms
BACKTALK.ZIP   Backtalk - Makes DOS Talk Back, A Practical Joke
BEER.ZIP       Why Beer Is Better Than A Wife - Humor
BIGJOKE.ZIP    A Large Text File Containing Many Jokes.
BIMG1029.ZIP   Glossary Of Humorous Terms
BLNDJOK2.ZIP   More Blond Jokes
BLOND.ZIP      202 Blond Jokes...
BLOND111.ZIP   All Jokes In Other Files & More
BLONDES.ZIP    Humorous Text File! On Why Blondes Have More Fun! Check This On
               Out...
BLONDES1.ZIP   133 Compiled And Edited Blonde Jokes. Edited From Several Other
               Files.
BLONDJOK.ZIP   Collection Of Blond Jokes
BLOOPERS.ZIP   A Collection Of The Best Student Bloopers That You Will Find
               Anywhere
BLURP.ZIP      Joke--Makes Screen Blur-R-P-P
BSTBLND.ZIP    Blonde Joke
BSTJOKES.ZIP   Jokes And More Jokes
BULB.ZIP       Updated Lightbulb Joke List.
BULBJOKE.ZIP   Lightbulb Jokes...No One Is Spared...
BYUJOKS.ZIP    BYU Jokes
COMPDIC.ZIP    Humorous Computer Dictionary
COMPDICT.ZIP   Tonkins Computer Dictionary Humorous
COMPFUNY.ZIP   Hilarious Parody Of Entrance Exams For UC Colleges
COMPLANG.ZIP   Humorous Comparison Of Computer Languages
CONSP.ZIP      For Any Conspiracy Buff Sort Of Humorous Look
COOKBERK.ZIP   Humor: How To Cook A Berkeley Student
COOPLAWS.ZIP   Cooper's 13 Laws Of CAD Systems - Humor(?)
COURT.ZIP      A Listing Of Actual Funny Things Said In Court
CURSE201.ZIP   Curses ! V2.01 -A Humorous And Creative Insult Generator
DB3JOKE.ZIP    Joke Program (Well Written) In Dbase III 003
DEADANML.ZIP   Uses For A Dead Animal (Mainly Cats)
DEVILDIC.ZIP   Humor: Devil's Dictionary Excerpts
DLJUNKIE.ZIP   Hilarious - If This Sounds Like You, You're A Download Junkie.
DOSJOKE.ZIP    Says Rude Comments To The Unsuspecting User
DRIVE.ZIP      Humor: Massachusetts Drivers....
EMP_EVAL.ZIP   Employee Evaluation-Humor
ETHNIC.ZIP     Collection Of Ethnic Jokes
EXAMFUNY.ZIP   Hilarious Text File On College Exams
EXCUSE.ZIP     Loads Of Humorous Excuses
EXCUSE30.ZIP   30 Top Excuses For Arriving Late
EXCUSES.ZIP    List Of Reasons To Get Out Of Work
FARSI.ZIP      Phrase Book For Potential Hostages. Useful!
FAXAJOKE.ZIP   Information On Obtaining Faxed Joke Of The Day
FJOKE.ZIP      FBI Joke
FORTUNE2.ZIP   A Humorous Quote In .EPS Format: How I Made My Fortune. Dump It
               Straight To Your Postscript Printer And Post It At Work.
FRENCH31.ZIP   31 Excuses In English & French For Arriving Late To French Class
FUNGUS.ZIP     Ask Uncle Fungus -- Fun For The Moronic...
FUNNY.ZIP      Humor Re: Electricity And Programmers
FUSIOFUN.ZIP   Humor: Fusion Backwoods Fun
GLOVES.ZIP     This Is A Joke Text File About Gloves
GOPHER.ZIP     MS-Windows Graphic Joke --Cute!!!
GOVPERSO.ZIP   Humor: Personnel Office In Government                           GRAVESTO.ZIP   A Humorous Story From The Grave
GROWOLD.ZIP    Fun List Of Signs Of Growing Old.
GROWTH.ZIP     Personal Growth Courses (Humor)
HACKBIB.ZIP    Hacker's Bible -- The Jargon File Collection Of Slang & Hacker
               Lore
HACKDICT.ZIP   Very Current Hackers' Dictionary: Barf, Flame
HACKER.ZIP     Discussion Of Dangers Of Hackers
HACKERS.ZIP    Zip Of Text Of Night Of The Living Hackers.
HACKRTST.ZIP   Humorous Hacker's Test
HACKTERM.ZIP   Glossary Of Hacker Terminology. Amusing!
HAHABULB.ZIP   Lightbulb Jokes
HEAD.ZIP       Makes Computer Voice Emulator - Humorous
HEADLNRS.ZIP   Humorous Collection Of Newspaper Headlines With A Commentary On
               Each.
HELLTXT.ZIP    Being Only A Partial List Of Things In Hell..
HIST20.ZIP     History Bloopers Text File.
HOTBOOT.ZIP    Hotboot -A Program That Lets You Booby-Trap Someone's Computer
HOWNOTES.ZIP   Humor: How To Take Notes
HOWTOFLY.ZIP   What To Do When Called Upon To Fly An Airplane - Humorous
HUMORTXT.ZIP   A Collection Of Humorous Text Files - Good
JARGN299.ZIP   Jargon V2.99 Large/Complete List Of Computer Terms, Phrases, And
               Hacker Terms.(4-3-92).
JBASE12.ZIP    ASP> Jokebase, Gag Database & Library
JEANPAUL.ZIP   Talk To J.P. Sartre--Sidewalk Cafe (COM/Pas)
JF281A.ZIP     The Jargon File V2.8.1 3/91 Draft For The "New Hacker's
               Dictionary" 1/2
JF281B.ZIP     New Hacker's Dictionary Draft 2/2
JKEDAY31.ZIP   Joke Of Day Version 3.1415926535
JOKE.ZIP       Make Your Computer Screen Turn Upside Down
JOKE#12.ZIP    Volume 12 - More Jokes!!!!
JOKE105.ZIP    Audio File Of A Joke Use SOUND.ZIP Program
JOKE4-90.ZIP   Clean, Wholesome Text File
JOKE5-90.ZIP   Clean, Wholesome Text File
JOKE6-90.ZIP   Clean, Wholesome Text File
JOKE7-90.ZIP   Clean, Wholesome Text File
JOKE8-90.ZIP   Clean, Wholesome Text File
JOKE9-90.ZIP   Clean, Wholesome Text File
JOKEA-90.ZIP   Clean, Wholesome Text File
JOKEC-90.ZIP   Clean Wholesome Fun. Text File.
JOKES.ZIP      Collection Of Bogus Computer Errors.
JOKES#14.ZIP   A Recent Collection Of Recent Jokes....
JOKES#17.ZIP   Text File Of Jokes.
JOKES2.ZIP     Misc. Meanderings, Palindromes Etc..
JOKES3.ZIP     A Short Collection Of Jokes
JOKES4.ZIP     The Ultimate Collection Of Lightbulb Jokes
JOKES5.ZIP     Collection Of Good Jokes
JOKES6.ZIP     More Jokes
JOKES_14.ZIP   Jokes & Gags
JOKIN-1.ZIP    Jokin' Around Joke Compilation 1 Of 4
JOKIN-10.ZIP   Next Series Of Jokes....Pretty Good
JOKIN-2.ZIP    Jokin' Around Joke Compilation 2 Of 4
JOKIN-3.ZIP    Jokin' Around Joke Compilation 3 Of 4
JOKIN-32.ZIP   Jokin Around Joke Series #32
JOKIN-4.ZIP    Jokin' Around Joke Compilation 4 Of 4
JOKIN-5.ZIP    5th In The Jokin Series...
JOKIN-6.ZIP    6th In The Jokin Series
JOKIN-7.ZIP    7th In The Jokin Series
JOKIN-8.ZIP    8th In The Jokin Series...
JOKLAF2.ZIP    Joker's Laugh 2
JOKLAF3.ZIP    Joker's Laugh 3
KBPRAYER.ZIP   Humorous Text File - Keyboard Prayer !
LAFTTER.ZIP    Some Fun Text Files
LAWJOKES.ZIP   Collection Of Jokes On Those Shysters!
LAWS.ZIP       A Collection Of 'Murphy's Laws' And More..
LAWSLIFE.ZIP   Laws Of Life (Text)
LAWYER.ZIP     Collection Of 'Lawyer' Jokes                                    LAWYER7.ZIP    1987 Lawyers' Jokes In Case You Missed Them
LAWYERS.ZIP    Another Collection Of Lawyer Jokes
LAWYRJOK.ZIP   Humor: More Lawyer Jokes
LBLBJOKE.ZIP   Worlds Greatest Light Bulb Joke
LITEBULB.ZIP   Definitive List Of Lightbulb Jokes.
LOVEDOS.ZIP    Joke DOS Replacement, It's Sickly Sweet/Nice
MAC_EMUL.ZIP   Mac Emulator -Humorous Program That Emulates A Mac
MADHATTR.ZIP   Humor: Mad Hatter's Day
MAGIC.ZIP      Harddisk Joke! QB4.0 W/Source
MAKE-DOC.ZIP   Be A Professional Document Writer! (Humor)
MANLAUGH.ZIP   Jokes About Men."Why Are Men Like Noodles?"
MCDONNEL.ZIP   Humor: McDonnel-Douglas Owner Registration Form
MICRODIP.ZIP   A Little Computer Humor
MIDEAST.ZIP    Useful Phrases For Mideast Travelers (Jokes)
MISSDISH.ZIP   Humor: Miss Dish's Lament
MLAW.ZIP       Murphy's Law (And Many Others) Explained.
MOUSEBAL.ZIP   Hilarious IBM Internal Memo On Mouse Balls
MRFINCOM.ZIP   Murphy's Laws Of Combat (Addendum- Iraq)
MURFSEX.ZIP    Murphy's Laws On Sex!
MURPHLAW.ZIP   Murphy's Law
MURPHY.ZIP     Witty And Humorous Wisdom For AUTOEXEC.BAT
MURPHY05.ZIP   Murphy's Law And Like Sayings.
MURPHY2.ZIP    More Of Murphy's Laws Text File
NERD.ZIP       How To Keep A Nerd Busy
NEWLANG.ZIP    New Languages Programmers Wit & Humor
OH_FLOW_.ZIP   A Flowchart For Mondays & Fridays! (Humor)
OLW.ZIP        Our Lawyer Writes: Humor Picking On Attys
ONELINER.ZIP   Collection Of One Line Jokes
OXYMORON.ZIP   Short List Of Oxymorons (Bittersweet)
PICKUP.ZIP     Some Good Lines To Help With Dates
POL-CORR.ZIP   Satire: The Official "Politically Correct" Dictionary. 5.5.91
POLLAW.ZIP     75 Quotes, Quips, Sayings And Jokes About Politicians And
               Lawyers.
QUAYLE.ZIP     Large Collection Of Quayle Jokes
REALOPS.ZIP    Humorous Textfile On How "Real" Sysops Run A Bulletin Board
               System, In The Tradition Of 'Real Men Don't Eat Quiche'
REALPRGR.ZIP   Real Programmers Don't.....
RECEIPTS.ZIP   Text Of An 1861 Canadian Book Listing Various Home Remedies And
               The Like. Sometimes Hilarious!
RISC.ZIP       Ridiculous Instruction Set Computer -- Humor.
RSRCHPAP.ZIP   Humor: Research Paper Interpretation
RUSJOKES.ZIP   1001 Russian Jokes In Cyrillic...From St. Petersburg.
SAYINGS4.ZIP   Humorous Words Of Wisdom And Comedy.
SCI_TEST.ZIP   Funny But True Answers On Science Tests In US
SCOTJOK2.ZIP   Scotty Baby's Greatest Joke Collection
SEAGULL.ZIP    List Of Joke Classes For Seagull University
SELPROGL.ZIP   Humor: Selecting Programming Languages Made Easy
SEXLAWS.ZIP    Murphy's Law On Sex
SKOOL.ZIP      Some Funny Answers To A History Quiz
SLAPPER.ZIP    Practical Joke To Play On Unsuspecting PCer
SMAC.ZIP       Mac Emulator, Humor & Somewhat Useful
SNURGLE.ZIP    If You Need A Laugh Today, You Need This One Includes A Special
               Invitation For You To Have Some Fun
STUPDSIG.ZIP   Humor: Signatures: Kind Of Stupid
SWLIFCYC.ZIP   Humor: Software Life Cycle
THEPLAN.ZIP    A Cute Look At How "Stuff" Happens.....
THERULES.ZIP   Short But Humorous Text File - Written By A Female
THISGUY.ZIP    This Guy Bar Jokes.
TICKLITE.ZIP   Ticklite-Jokes, Sayings, Trivia Teller Display A Continuous
               Stream Of Jokes On Your Screen In DOS Or In Windows 3.1
TLJOKES.ZIP    A Collection Of Tasteless Jokes. Celebrities Food, Serial
               Killers, Aids, Etc
USSRMODE.ZIP   Article From Pravda About Modems (Hilarious)
WARSTORY.ZIP   Humor: Vaxen War Story
WATER.ZIP      Joke Program Makes Water Draining Sound
WEIGHCHK.ZIP   A Humorous Weight Control Program                               WHRBOUT.ZIP    Leave Humorous Messages Onscreen While Away!
WINLOSE.ZIP    Humorous Wallpaper For Frustrated Win3 Users
WISEGUY.ZIP    Humorous Responses To DOS Commands
WOMANTXT.ZIP   Chemical Analysis Of Women (Humor)
WORMXMAS.ZIP   Humor: The Worm Before Xmas Rhyme
XCRPTS1.ZIP    Short, Humorous News Items. #1
XCRPTS2.ZIP    Short, Humorous News Items. #2
XCRPTS3.ZIP    Short, Humorous News Items. #3
XCRPTS4.ZIP    Short, Humorous News Items. #4
XCRPTS5.ZIP    Short, Humorous News Items. #5
XCRPTS6.ZIP    Short, Humorous News Items. #6
XCRPTS7.ZIP    Short, Humorous News Items. #7
XMASTIME.ZIP   A Sorry Tale For Computer Freaks At Xmastime!
YOUSON.ZIP     You's On First -- Sequel For Abbott & Costello
ZERRO1-5.ZIP   Jokes From Zerro