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- GRAPEVINE, Page 11SCORECARD
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- By JANICE CASTRO
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- Bush campaign spokeswoman Torie Clarke last week
- criticized Clinton and Gore for indulging in family therapy.
- Said she: "Real men don't get on the couch." That depends, of
- course, on one's party affiliation. A Campaign Guide for Real
- Men:
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- R: Dread the couch
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- D: Dread August, when therapists are away
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- R: Brandish lifetime N.R.A. memberships
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- D: Boast about high A.D.A. ratings
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- R: Campaign at stock-car races
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- D: Take the family along on the campaign bus
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- R: Blame government for problems
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- D: Blame the rich
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- R: Go hunting
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- D: Play softball
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- R: Never eat broccoli
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- D: Have a favorite broccoli recipe
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- R: Get sick in Japan
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- D: Get sick in Mexico
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- R: Hold press conferences
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- D: Schmooze with Donahue
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- R: Prefer Sousa
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- D: Prefer Fleetwood Mac
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- R: Protect women
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- D: Elect women
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