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- PEOPLE, Page 72THE BEST OF 1992
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- 1. Princess Di
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- Next time Oprah needs a classy Exhibit A for a show on
- "Women Who Escape Stifling Marriages," she'll know whom to call.
- If three 1992 bios are to be believed, Di's fabled marriage to
- Prince Charles dwindled into misery so great it led to bouts of
- bulimia and suicide attempts (not to mention rumored dalliances
- on both sides, complete with saucy telephone tapes). It all
- ended with a courtly separation announced in Parliament by
- British Prime Minister John Major: Di may no longer crown
- Charles' happiness, but she's still a princess with a prayer of
- becoming a Queen.
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- 2. Woody Allen
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- The movie world's comic existentialist put a new spin on
- family values, taking up with the 21-year-old adopted daughter
- of his longtime consort and co-star, Mia Farrow. A bitter Mia
- countered with an ugly custody battle over other children, plus
- charges of child abuse. The tabloid tumult didn't play as well
- as expected at the box office: despite often disconcerting
- similarities to the seamy offscreen rift, Allen's dark,
- disturbing Husbands and Wives faded all too quickly. Sometimes
- life is brief and art is even briefer.
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- 3. Madonna
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- Her new album Erotica wasn't, and her needlessly strenuous
- exercise in soft-core self-promotion, Sex, only demonstrated
- that for this increasingly marginal boy toy, the ultimate
- aphrodisiac is p.r. The album's sales didn't measure up, but
- Sex, with its shamelessly derivative photos of Madonna and
- partners in positions that looked like backroom Jack LaLanne
- workouts, is bidding to be the all-time best-selling illustrated
- book. Once curious, forever sated. Career advice: Shut up. And
- get dressed.
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- 4. Rush Limbaugh
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- Deride and conquer. Not content with 14 million listeners
- to his midday radio harangue against all things liberal, this
- laughing gasbag of right-wing Republicanism became a multimedia
- motormouth. His invasion of late-night TV left the pricier
- competition dented; Whoopi is still whimpering. His book The Way
- Things Ought to Be sat at the top of the best-seller list before
- and after Madonna peddled her Sex. Memo to the G.O.P.: Rush in
- '96?
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- 5. Barbra Streisand
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- By aggressively endorsing an Aspen boycott after Colorado
- adopted a measure banning homosexual-rights bills, Streisand
- managed to keep some celebrities off the slopes. But her
- overblown snow job (the city of Aspen actually voted against the
- resolution) may have made her new enemies in Hollywood. She did
- make two friends, though: tennis ace Andre Agassi -- they
- flirted at the U.S. Open -- and Sony, which signed her to a
- long-term deal worth at least $60 million (to sing, not give
- speeches).
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- 6. Bobby Fischer
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- The moody chess master, coming out of self-imposed exile
- 20 years after beating Boris Spassky for the world
- championship, played a highly hyped rematch in, of all places,
- war-torn Yugoslavia. Spassky was creamed, 10 games to 5, but
- still picked up $1.65 million. Fischer's winnings ($3.35
- million) may go to lawyers: Uncle Sam wants to checkmate him for
- violating sanctions against Yugoslavia. Fischer's next move?
- Sell film rights to his life story, which could be called Stale
- Mate.
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- 7. Ice-T
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- Not everyone bought the First Amendment argument. Not
- Charlton Heston. Not Oliver North. And certainly not the boys
- in blue. The controversial rapper's violent antipolice anthem
- Cop Killer (sample lyrics: "I'm 'bout to dust some cops off .
- . . Die, die, die pig die!") sparked debates, protests and
- boycotts. Finally Ice couldn't take the heat, so he yanked the
- tune from his album Body Count but promised to offer the single
- for free at concerts.
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- 8. Sinead O'Connor
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- In retrospect, her 1992 album Am I Not Your Girl? should
- have been titled Am I Not Your Singing Conspiracy Theorist?
- Sinead explained why she ripped up a picture of the Pope on live
- television by claiming that the Catholic Church is "responsible
- for all of the destruction we see in the world today." That
- position seemed overstated even to aging hippies, who helped boo
- the bold, bald one off the stage at a Bob Dylan tribute.
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- 9. David Letterman
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- With a $14 million-plus offer from CBS, Letterman could
- afford to stay above the fray as other post-Carson contenders
- wrestled for the late-night mantle. New Tonight show curtain
- parter Jay Leno took it on his giant jaw from critics and from
- rival Arsenio Hall, who threatened more literal bodily harm.
- Canceled host Dennis Miller trashed Leno's booking tactics, and
- NBC canned Leno's producer. Jay could be next: to keep
- Letterman, who was passed over for Carson's job, NBC would have
- to dump Leno. Somewhere, Ed McMahon is laughing.
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- 10. Howard Stern
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- To radio's naughty boy, the most obscene three-letter word
- is FCC. Government broadcast censors fined Stern's bosses
- $600,000 because the shock jock's defiantly obnoxious humor
- allegedly offended "community standards." But since Stern's
- morning show is No. 1 in New York City, Los Angeles and
- Philadelphia, he is obviously appealing to community standards
- there -- even as he stretches, mutilates and lowers them. If
- millions of commuters want to listen to a striptease, that
- should be their problem, not the FCC's.
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