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1991-03-24
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"WHERE'D MY _FEET GO? "
"I WANT A BEER_OR A TWINKIE."
"I'M NOT FAT, _JUS BIG BONED"
"YO SUMO WANNA_WRESTLE? "
"COME ON RAW _HIDE ROLL! "
"GET THAT FISH_OTTA MY FACE!"
"I KNOW MY _WALLET'S HERE"
"GEES, HATE TO_SEE YOUR WIFE"
"QUIT PLAYING _WITH THE DICE"
"WELL THERE _GOES MY FOOD!"
"MY HOUSE IS A_DOUBLE WIDE. "
"GOT MORE FAT _THAN MONEY..."
"THOSE ARE _DICE NOT *!$#"
"GOT A BUILT _IN ARMREST. "
"WHERE'S MY _LUCKY NUMBER."
"LUCK, BE THIN_TONIGHT... "
"GOTTA HAVE A _BUCK IN HERE!"
"AT LEAST MY _WALLETS THIN."
"WHATDAYOUCALL_A BALD RABBIT"
"THERE GOES MY_LIPOSUCTION.."
"HADA DOG ONCE_TASTED GOOD. "
"AACCCH... _HAIRBALL. "
"BEEN LOOKING _FOR THAT....."
"WHAT ARE YOU _WEARING??? "
"WHYDA COWBOYS_RIDE HORSES??"
"WENT FISHING _ATE THE BAIT."
"I WISH I HAD _SOME FISH...."
"WANNA BELLY _BUCK? "
"SO. WHO IS _HULK HOGAN? "
"WHAT ARE THE _CHIPS FOR????"
"DO YOU TAKE _FOREIGN MONEY"
"MY WIFES NOT _BAD, JUS UGLY"
"DO YOU OWN A _CONTURED BED?"
"YOUR FAT'S IN_THE WAY......"
"HEY COW PATTY_ROLL UM......"
"BETTER NEVER _THAN LATE...."
"GOT NO JOB,NO_MONEY, & DEBT"
"FUROBA-WA _DOKO DESUKA??"
"A LEAST THE _FOOD IS FREE."
"THE DICE ARE _HOT, I'M NOT."
"TAKE THAT OUT_OF YOUR MOUTH"
"MY MOM WOULD _BE PROUD, NOT"
"I NOT MADE IN_TAIWAIN......"
"COULD ALWAYS _SELL MY SOUL."
"DICE LOADED, _SAME WITH ME."
"COME OVER INA_TRASH HAULER."
"TO LEAVE, OR _NOT TO LEAVE."
"HI! YOUA _LUNKA HEAD. "
"MY KNIFE ISA _TOO SHARP. "
"HEY SUSHIE _BREATH. "
"AND TEX SAID _DON'T PLAY. "
"HEY FATSO _BUZZ OFF "
"I SHOULD BET _ON A HARD 10 "
"I'M NOT _OBNOXIOUS. "
"I CAN'T EVEN _SPELL IT!! "
"WHAT'S WRONG _WITH THESE DI"
"SHURE ENOUGH _ITS MY TURN. "
"I LIKE CATTLE_NOT BATTLE. "
"JUST ONE MORE_AND I'LL QUIT"
"ANYBODY GOT A_CIGARETTE? "
"EVER MET MY _WIFE? "
"TAKE MY WIFE _PLEASE. "
"MY LIFE JUST _GOT BETTER. "
"THAT SAYS IT _ALL, HUH "
"BUT MY COUSIN_SAID, BET BIG"
"HOW DO YOU _LIKE MY HAT? "
"HOW ABOUT MY _BREATH. "
"NO I'M NOT _OUT YET! "
"NOW THE REAL _STORY BEGINS."
"THEN SHE SAID_WOW 'XXXXXXX'"
"NO KIDDING _ARE YOU CRAZY"
"HYPER WARE _YEAH I KNOW "
"I'D RATHER _PLAY POKER "
"THAT HASTINGS_IS A MAROON. "
"GEEZ, I AM A _MAROON......."