Transcription: I want a new duck One that won't try to bite One that won't chew a hole in my socks One that won't quack all night Or the big wet feet One that knows how to wash my car And keep us rude and real neat One that won't raid the icebox One that'll stay in shape One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape Or I'll tie him up with dust tape I want a new duck, a mallard I think. Won't the wolf make a mess of my house? Or build a nest in the bathroom sink? I want a new duck, won't the wolf steal the beer? Won't the wolf stick the bill in my mail? Won't it know the duck stops here? Won't the wolf dri ...