@BEGIN_FILE_ID.DIZNot a story but a listing of Tracy Lords accomplishments such as mag articles/pictorials and movies (both adult and made for tv type). Interesting reading if you are trying to find out things such as when she posed for Penthouse (where she was not of legal age yet!) and in what issue they were in! Lots of info.
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Bio
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Nora Louise Kuzma (Traci Elizabeth Lords)
Born ?/?/68 in West Virginia??
Ran away to California?
Attended Redondo Beach high school?
Porn movies
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(list from American Video Monthly Oct/86)
Legal:
Beverly Hills Copulator (may be illegal) Traci Lords Company ( )
I Love You Traci Traci Lords Company 87 (s)
Illegal:
1 Adult 45 Vol. 1 Dreamland Home Video ( )
2 Adventures of Tracy Dick Western Visuals (s)
3 Alex DeRenzy's Wild Things Cal Vista/Caballero ( )
4 Another Roll in the Hay Standard Video ( )
5 Aroused Vista Video ( )
6 Bad Girls III Gourmet Video ( )
7 Battle of the Stars Now Showing 85 (s)
8 Best of Diamond Collection #1 CDI Home Video ( )
9 Black Throat VCA ( ) 1
10 Breaking It Collector's Video ( )
11 California Star Pony Girls #1 California Star ( )
12 California Star Pony Girls #2 California Star ( )
13 Country Girl AVC 84?(s)
14 Deep Inside Traci CDI Home Video 85 (s) 3
15 Diamond Collection #69 CDI Home Video ( )
16 Diamond Collection #73 CDI Home Video ( )
17 Diamond Collection #75 CDI Home Video ( )
18 Diamond Collection #76 CDI Home Video ( )
19 Diamond Preview Tape CDI Home Video ( )
20 Dirty Pictures Superior Video ( )
21 Dream Lover CDI Home Video ( )
22 Educating Mandy CDI Home Video ( )
23 Electric Blue-Beverly Hills Wives Caballero Home Video ( )
24 Erotic Gold #1 Ventura Video ( )
25 Erotic Zones #1 Caballero ( )
26 Fantasy Club #59 Western Visuals ( )
27 First Annual XROC Awards AVC ( )
28 Future Voyeur Superstar Video ( )
29 Gourmet Premier Quickies Gourmet Video ( )
30 Gourmet Quickies Gourmet Video ( )
31 Grafenberg Spot Mitchell Bros. (c) 1
32 Harlequin Affairs Cinematrex ( )
33 Holly Does Hollywood Video Exclusive ( )
34 Hollywood Heartbreakers Video Exclusive ( )
35 Hot Pink VCR ( )
36 Hot Shorts VCR ( )
37 Hot Shorts with Raven VCR ( )
38 Huge Bras #3 Western Visuals ( )
39 It's My Body CDI Home Video ( )
40 Jean Genie Caballero ( )
41 Joys of Erotica Vo. 110 VCR ( )
42 Joys of Erotica Vo. 114 VCR ( )
43 Jubilee of Eroticism Collectors ( )
44 Just Another Pretty Face AVC ( )
45 Keyhole Productions #102 Video Exclusives ( )
46 Keyhole Productions #104 Video Exclusives ( )
47 Kinky Business Dreamland ( )
48 Ladies in Lace Masterpiece ( )
49 Love Bites Caballero ( )
50 Lust in the Fast Lane Paradise Visuals ( )
51 Lust on Main Street Gourmet Video ( )
52 Marilyn Chambers Private Fantasies #5 Creative Image/Caballero ( )
53 Marilyn Chambers Private Fantasies #6 Creative Image/Caballero ( )
54 Miss Passion Vidco ( )
55 More Than a Handful #1 L.A. Video ( )
56 New Wave Hookers VCA 85 (c) 1
57 Night of Loving Dangerously Paradise Visuals ( )
58 Nympherotica Collector's Video ( )
59 One Hot Night of Passion Collector's Video ( )
60 Open Up Tracy Vidco ( )
61 Passion Pit Essex ( )
62 Peek-A-Boo Gang Collector's Video ( )
63 Perfect Fit Dreamland ( )
64 Physical II Superior ( )
65 Pleasure Party Gourmet Video ( )
66 Pleasure Productions #9 VCR ( )
67 Pleasure Productions #10 VCR ( )
68 Porn in the USA Ventura Video ( )
69 Portrait of Lust Coast to Coast ( )
70 Raven VCR ( )
71 Reincarnation of Don Juan Superior Video ( )
72 Screaming Desires VCR ( )
73 Sex 5th Avenue Western Visuals ( )
74 Sex Goddess Gourmet Video ( )
75 Sex Shoot Atom Home Video ( )
76 Sex Waves Excalibur ( )
77 Sister Dearest Dreamland 84 (s)
78 Sizzling Suburbia CDI Home Video 84?(c)
79 Splashing Video Classics Phase II ( )
80 Superstars and Superstuds I Video Classics Phase II ( )
81 Suzie Superstar II Cal Vista/Caballero ( )
82 Swedish Erotica #56 Caballero ( )
83 Swedish Erotica #57 Caballero ( )
84 Swedish Erotica #60 Caballero ( )
85 Sweet Little Things Collector's Video ( )
86 Tailhouse Rock Western Visuals ( )
87 Talk Dirty to Me, Pt. III Dreamland 84 (s) 2?
88 Those Young Girls Paradise Visuals ( )
89 Those Young Nurses Western Visual ( )
90 Traci Lords Cinema Tech (s)
91 Traci Lords Quickie Vidco (s)
92 Traci Takes Tokyo Traci Lords Company (s)
93 Traci's Fantasies Caballero (s)
94 Tracy in Heaven Paradise Visuals (s?) 2?
95 Two-Timing Tracie Video 2000/Masterpiece (s)
96 We Like to Please Vidco ( )
97 We Love to Please Vidco ( )
98 What Gets Me Hot Intropics Home Video ( )
99 Young Girls Do Collector's Video ( )
s-starring role, c-cameo (single scene appearance)
1-scene(s) removed for rereleased movie
2-scene(s) reshot with Taija Rae (?)
3-film reshot with Tracey Adams
Regular movies
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Not Of This Earth MGM/UA
Fast Food
Television
Wiseguys ?/?/88 "Date with an Angel" CBS
MTV Video Awards ?/?/88 accepted award for Guns 'N Roses MTV
Late Night (Fox) 4/18?/88 re: former career
A Current Affair (Fox) 10?/?/88 re: former career
CNN/CBN? ?/?/88 re: porn stars in straight movies w/Ginger Lynn
Entertainment Tonight 6/10?/88
Articles
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New York Post ?/?/88 re: Not Of This Earth
Magazines
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Penthouse Sept/84 Pet of the Month (age listed as 22)
Harvey ?/? pictorial
Hustler July?/88 Asshole of the Month
Cheri Sept/85 article about #7 (age listed as 22)
Muscle and Fitness Mar/88 cover (modeled under real name)
Club International? Nov?/88 cover (article?)
Other
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The Ultimate Fantasy/Phone Sex from Traci Lords/(213)828-8591 1985
Warm Up With Traci Lords [exercise videotape, 88?]
Choreographed by Tanya Everett of the Presidential Council of
Physical Fitness
The first and only completely Non-impact "Jazzthetics" exercise system (The
Cellulite Burner)
reputed to have a book to be published
rumored to have an album in the works
Specific information
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Coming out on video tape from MGM/UA is NOT OF THIS EARTH, rated R. As the
promo sez: "The notorious Traci Lords stars in her first major feature!
Based on the Roger Corman classic of the '50s, this sci-fi send-up is fast,
fun and frightening. Nadine (Lords) suspects her new boss is a little
strange, but when she discovers he is actually a blood- sucking alien, she
must fight to save Earth from certain destruction. Combining humor and
suspense in one outrageous movie, sci-fi buffs and Traci-in-the buff buffs
will invade your store in `astro-nomical' numbers!" starring: Traci Lords /
Arthur Roberts / Lenny Juliano / Rebecca Perle
Producer: Jim Wynorski and Murray Miller
Director: Jim Wynorski
Screenplay: Jim Wynorski and R.J. Robertson
Feb 89 Premiere -- Premiere's 1988 Wrap Party
Best Career Move -- Traci Lords
"As far as waking up in the morning a teeny bit sore, you can tell you're
really doing something for yourself." Thank God she's only talking about her
new exercise video, 'Warm Up With Traci Lords'. The former high priestess of
underage porn says she started doing "jazzthetics" a year ago, between classes
at the Lee Stasberg Theatre Institute. "I couldn't believe the change in my
body right away. I started really getting into fitness right around the time
my life ... shook a little. I traded in my drugs and partying all night."
She just finished Fast Food: "It's really funny, and it's a PG movie. Isn't
that wonderful?" Well -- yes, it is.
4/18/88 Late Show
Host: So Traci, at age 18 you decided you had had enough of the business?
Traci: No, no, no, it was when I was 17.
(Re NotE nudity): You can see my backside and some other parts of me (also
admitted to contemplating suicide at one point)
Feb 89 National Lampoon -- Letters [not real]
Sirs:
I want to be a legitimate actress, but I'm confused. Is there such a
thing as a "method" blowjob?
Traci Lords
Hollywood, California
Jun 87 National Lampoon -- How to talk to famous people
Famous person: Traci Lords
Good opener: Is that your copy of Reader's Digest over there?
Bad opener: Can I shake your hand or would I be violating about fifteen
federal laws OR Anyone who calls it child pornography has never
seen you in action.
Feb 87 National Lampoon -- Streams of consciousness of the stars
Traci: Okay ... if we get this three-way scene over with quickly and then I
run right to my blowjob on John Holmes, I should be able to get to my
locker before Home Ec class ... Geez, I hope they don't get a whiff
of the jism on my breath in Driver's Ed ...
Sep 84 Penthouse -- Slip Slidin' Away
September Pet of the Month Tracy Lords has spent her 22 formative
years in a series of sunny locales: Nevada, Florida, South Carolina, and now
Redondo Beach, California. But despite the constantly shifting itinerary, her
final destination stays the same.
"I've studied interior design at El Camino College, but I intend to
study acting at UCLA. I want to do high-fashion modeling in New York and set
designs for movies -- maybe perform in some, too."
Meanwhile, other modeling jobs keep her in the swim of things
--literally. Tracy does runway and print work for a swimwear manufacturer.
Clearly her pretty pout and leggy 36-23-36 inch slimness auger well for her
future with the firm.
Actually, swimming bores her. "I prefer skating, jogging and dancing
-- sociable sports. Exercise is okay, but I'd rather have a partner to flirt
with." Having been a virgin until 19, Tracy loves doing the latter. Her
attention span, however, is brief.
"My theme song is 'Slip Slidin' Away'. I've never once gone steady,
and though several guys have asked me to live with them, I can't stand the
idea of being domestic -- doing cooking, errands, and housework. I want to be
a mistress, not a housewife."
"Now that sex is so easy to get, I think men find it a bigger
challenge to get you into their kitchens than into their bedrooms." Her rule
is never to fix men anything but breakfast -- preferably Instant Breakfast.
But Tracy's biggest thrill to date was riding her dirt bike on
Catalina Island half looped.
She hears that falling in love is an even bigger thrill. "But," she
reasons, "I'll still have to feel it to believe it!"
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