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u SOME BAD PUNS --
Ripped from the Web
I wondered why the baseball was
getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a daycare where
a three-year-old was resisting a
rest.
When fish are in schools they
sometimes take debate.
Did you hear about the guy whose
whole left side was cut off? He's all
right now.
He drove his expensive car into a
tree and found out how the Mercedes
bends.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated
from algebra class because it was a
weapon of math disruption.
What did the grape say when it got
stepped on? Nothing - but it let out
a little whine.
When a clock is hungry it goes back
four seconds.
A bicycle can't stand on its own
because it is two-tired.
Show me a piano falling down a
mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat
minor.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies
like a banana..
To write with a broken pencil is
pointless.
There was once a cross-eyed teacher
who couldn't control his pupils.
A small boy swallowed some coins and
was taken to a hospital. When
telephoned to ask how he was a nurse
said 'No change yet'.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard
to beat.
The two guys caught drinking battery
acid will soon be charged.