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A USER'S GUIDE TO WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IF YOU'RE
ABDUCTED BY A UFO
By The Spook
I thought that this article would be some help to people out there who
have unfortuently been abducted by aliens. Even though this article
mainly concentrates on America there are similar organisations in Britain
and many other countries
LOS ANGELES: What do you do if you are abducted in your sleep by a group
of scrawny gray aliens with enormous heads, beamed up to a spacecraft,
placed upon an examination table, probed with enormous needles and
lasers, and then returned to your bed?
If you live in Southern California, you form a support group and share
the experience. But the thorny questions posed at these sessions are far
more complex than those discussed at your run-of-the-mill self-help
groups.
How do you determine, one man asked at a recent meeting near Los Angeles,
whether you have been abducted by aliens, abducted by the CIA or were
merely dreaming? When the aliens implant a tracking device in your body,
how do you get it out? After you've been abducted, what do you tell your
employer when you show up late for work?
If you are concerned about something such as abduction security, you
cannot simply approach your neighborhood watch captain for advice. And
your family doctor might be reluctant to explore the "scoop marks" left
by aliens seeking tissue samples. So abductees from throughout Southern
California meet on the last Sunday of every month and discuss these
common problems, buck each other up and relate abduction adventures.
During a break in the meeting, Kim Carlson rushes over to the coffeepot
for a caffeine jolt before she will answer any questions. She is
exhausted, she confides, because she has been staying up late every night
to outwit the aliens who have been abducting her in her sleep. Carlson
now will not go to bed until 4:30 a.m.--the time that she has determined
is the alien abduction deadline.
Carlson delivers the same spiel as any other support-group devotee. She
used to feel alone, keeping her feelings bottled up inside. But now that
she has met others like herself, she is open and forthcoming about her
abduction experiences. Although this has done wonders for her emotional
health, it has been tough on her social life. Her boyfriend of five
years recently dumped her, telling Carlson: "When you get through this
UFO business, give me a call." She shakes her head, raises her palms
skyward and says: "Like I really have a choice."
Carlson is a still photographer for the film industry. Like most of the
others at the meeting, Carlson relates even the most outlandish tales
with a heartfelt sincerity.
Many of her abductions, she says, follow a similar pattern. She is
transported by little gray men to their spacecraft and placed on a table,
where the aliens surround her and study her emotions, her sexuality, her
DNA makeup and her hand-eye coordination. She is returned home after
about two hours, she says.
Carlson has become something of an abduction activist. Wherever she
goes, she asks strangers if they have been abducted or had UFO
experiences. Just last week, she says earnestly, while shopping at an
electronics store, she discovered a salesman and a warehouseman who both
had had intimate experiences with UFOs.
Carlson does not know why she and the others at the meeting are the
chosen people--for abduction--but she has a hunch why the aliens are
studying the human race. the little gray men, she surmises, are
attempting to create a new, hybrid race.
During the session, abductees discuss a variety of esoteric subjects.
Snatches of testimony and random comments create a bizarre conversational
mosaic:
"Did your alien have a sense of humor?"
"At first I thought I was in an elevator, but then I realized I was in a
small craft detaching to a larger craft."
"I know it wasn't a dream becasue when I returned, my dog was very hyper
and panting and he usually is very calm."
"There is some sort of work going on between the CIA and an alien faction
to develop a propulsion technology."
Although some of these random comments might seem as if they come from
the lunatic fringe, those who attended the meeting did not seem all that
peculiar. Many of them had the mien of typical suburbanites who struggle
with their mortgages, attend PTA meetings and complain about freeway
traffic. But ask them about UFOs, aliens or extraterrestrial abductions,
and they launch into lengthy monologues that some might consider more
appropriately delivered from a psychiatrist's couch.
The support group meets at the home of Yvonne Smith, a hypnotherapist who
sees many of the abductees as clients. Through hypnosis, she directs
their "regression" therapy," where they can re-experience and ultimately
come to terms with the abduction.
She frequently is asked if the abduction experience is "just a California
thing," because residents seem more open to the unorthodox. But
abductions and UFO experiences, she says, are occuring all over the
United States and the world.
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