CIGT444 This is the greasiest, crustiest, most revolting chicken I've ever seen!
CIBB445 Ahhh! Yes!
CIBB446 He got our blackened, Cajun-style chicken!
CIGT447 I can't eat that. The fumes alone would kill me.
CIGT448 I don't even like looking at it, much less touching it.
CIGT449 No. This chicken is too hard to be damaged by mere metal.
CINZ450 club card
CIGT451 `Brimstone Beach Club`
CIGT452 `Member since 1632`
CIGT453 It's a membership card to the Brimstone Beach Club.
CIGT454 I don't need a membership card for that.
CIGT455 This proves I'm a member.
CINZ456 biscuit barrel
CIGT457 `Biscuits and More.`
CIGT458 I wonder what the `more` is.
CIGT459 It's a maggot-infested biscuit barrel.
CIGT460 I don't need a whole barrel.
CIGT461 I'll just take one.
CIGT462 I don't need any more biscuits.
CIGT463 I don't want any maggot-filled biscuits!
CIGT464 I'd rather just eat one at a time.
CINZ465 tasty, buttery biscuit
CIGT466 That looks delicious.
CIGT467 I want to keep this biscuit. I may get hungry later.
CIGT468 How should I use this biscuit?
CIGT469 That seems like a waste of a perfectly good biscuit.
CINZ470 maggots
CIGT471 It's a good heaping handful of healthy, wriggling maggots.
CIGT472 I shouldn't waste good maggots.
CIGT473 I could squish these little guys...
CIGT474 ...but they're kind of cute.
CINZ475 Captain Blondebeard
CIGT476 It's the owner of the shop.
CIGT477 He's got a gold tooth.
CIGT478 It's the owner of this shop.
CIBB479 No, thanks. Not until I find me tooth.
CIBB480 I hate to be sounding ungrateful, but couldn't I have a fresh piece?
CIBB481 No, thanks. Not until I find me tooth.
CIBB482 Ah, ye've found it! Thanks.
CINZ483 bubble
CIGT484 I don't feel close enough to Blondebeard to be chewing his gum.
CIGT485 I don't want gum all over my hands.
CIGT487 I'm afraid I might slip and cut him.
CINZ488 gold tooth
CIGT489 It's a gold tooth.
CIGT490 I don't need a gold tooth. I've still got all my originals.
CIGT491 This gold tooth won't do any good there.
CIGT492 This gold tooth feels slimy.
CIGT493 The gold tooth is in the gum.
CIGT494 The gum is too hard.
CINZ495 window
CIGT496 It's the window to the outside.
CIGT497 It's too high for me to reach.
CIGT498 Nah, he would see me throw it.
CINZ499 tooth in gum
CIGT500 It's a gold tooth in some gum.
CINZ501 biscuit cutter
CIGT502 It's a round biscuit cutter.
CIGT503 This biscuit cutter won't do any good there.
CIGT504 With what should I use this biscuit cutter?
CINZ505 pie pan
CIGT506 It's a heavy pie pan.
CIGT507 It's a pie pan.
CIGT508 It's a heavy pie pan full of shaving cream.
CIGT509 It's a pie pan full of shaving cream.
CIGT510 This pie pan won't do any good there.
CIGT511 There is nothing in this pie pan.
CIGT512 What can I do with a heavy pie pan?
CIGT513 I think we're above that kind of obvious humor.
CIGT514 It sure FEELS like a pie.
CIGT515 Now I've got a heavy pie pan full of shaving cream.
CINN516 heavy fake pie
CIGT517 I've got a pie pan full of shaving cream.
CINN518 fake pie
CIGT519 It's already full of shaving cream.
CIGT520 Now it's a heavy pie pan.
CINN521 heavy pie pan
CIGT522 Now it's a heavy pie pan full of shaving cream.
CINN523 heavy fake pie
CINZ524 quiet patron
CIGT525 He's awfully reserved for a pirate.
CIGT526 This whole sordid scene has litigation written all over it.
CIGT527 He's dead! I don't want to touch him.
CINZ528 very quiet patron
CIGT529 I think he's had enough.
CIGT530 He already looks pretty decomposed.
CINZ531 serrated bread knife
CIGT532 It's a very sharp knife.
CIGT533 This serrated knife won't work here.
CIGT534 Boy, is that sharp.
CINZ535 hideous portrait
CIGT536 Demon chicken, I rebuke you!
CINZ537 buckets-o-chicken menu
CIGT538 It does look good enough to eat, but figuratively.
CINZ539 grog menu
CIGT540 I don't want to chew on that.
CINZ541 side order menu
CINZ542 value meal menu
CIGT543 Value Meal: Two drumsticks plus super slaw.
CIGT544 Looks like a fine deal if you like slaw.
CINZ545 reservation book
CIGT546 It's the reservation book for the restaurant.
CIGT547 It looks too heavy to carry around.
CINZ548 podium
CIGT549 It's the maεtre d' podium.
CIGT550 It's not for giving speeches.
CINZ551 ship in bottle
CIGT552 I wish that was a real ship that I could use to sail to Blood Island.
CIGT553 I can't reach that high.
CIGT554 I can't talk to a ship in a bottle.
CINZ555 ship in bottle
CINZ556 doormat
CIGT557 `Yoha`
CINZ558 button
CIGT559 I don't want people always asking me about Grim Fandango.
CDSO301 What's so special about the treasure of Big Whoop?
CDSO302 But how will Big Whoop make Elaine love you?
CDSO303 But if you kill Elaine, won't she hate you even more?
CDSO304 This whole amusement park...why?
CDSO305 How did you find Big Whoop?
CDSO306 All right. Tell me how you found Big Whoop.
CDSO307 I'm still confused about the carnival...
CDSO308 What happened to Captain Marley and his crew?
CDSO309 I have another question about Captain Marley and his crew?
CDSO310 What is the secret of Monkey Island?
CDSO311 Please don't kill me.
CDSO312 Pretty please don't kill me.
CDSO313 Elaine will never marry you! She loves me!
CDSO314 Anyway, Elaine really loves me.
CDSO315 Does too love me!
CDSO316 Does too. Infinity.
CDSO317 I've heard enough of your evil stories! Let's get this over with!
CDLC318 Where was I...
CDLC319 Ah, yes!
CDLC320 What?
CDLC321 Then ask me. As designer and founder, I can answer all your questions.
CDGT322 I'VE HEARD QUITE ENOUGH ABOUT YOUR DISGUSTING THEME PARK!
CDSO323 How did you build an amusement park on a deserted island?
CDSO324 What kind of attractions do you have?
CDSO325 How do you power all the rides?
CDSO326 What's in the future for Big Whoop theme parks?
CDSO327 I thought the treasure of Big Whoop was on Dinky Island.
CDSO328 Who told you this was a good idea? You're insane!
CDSO329 Don't tell me any more!
CDLC330 Maybe, Threepwood. Maybe. But I did it all for love.
CDLC331 I'm mad for ye, Elaine, and I'm not ashamed to admit it!
CDLC332 Dinky Island be an atoll, just off the coast a Monkey Island.
CDLC333 But they be connected by a maze o' mysterious tunnels that run under the very ocean floor.
CDLC334 So although ye dug fer treasure on Dinky, when ye found me carnival ye were on Monkey Island. (Laugh)
CDGT335 Very tidy explanation.
CDLC336 Aye!
CDLC337 The process begins with a winning design team.
CDLC338 I scoured the Caribbean, looking for the best and brightest artists, engineers and creative people.
CDLC339 After a lengthy period of intensive recruitment, intimidation, (Laugh) and murder...
CDLC340 ...I had me team at work slashing and burning acres of old-growth timberland on Monkey and Dinky Islands.
CDGT341 That must have been back-breaking work!
CDLC342 Aye, that it was.
CDLC343 Fortunately, hundreds of men were lost to malaria, wild animals or construction accidents. (Laugh) Argh!
CDLC344 Here at Big Whoop, we pride ourselves on the variety and authenticity of our attractions.
CDLC345 We be usin' a magical blend of art, technology, and indentured servitude that we like to call...
CDLC346 ...Dynamo-Monkelectrics.
CDLC347 Frighteningly realistic skins and other body parts are attached to a framework of gears, servos, and pulleys.
CDLC348 All constructed from a remarkably lightweight composite material.
CDGT349 Fascinating.
CDLC350 That be a good question.
CDLC351 As ye may already know, the power of Big Whoop be derived from its position as an infernal nexus binding our world with the unholy manifestation of Evil itself.
CDGT352 Well, of course.
CDLC353 But, like all fuel sources, it can't be lastin' forever.
CDLC354 That's why it be our job to conserve its demonic power wherever possible and look to alternative power sources.
CDSO355 Solar?
CDSO356 Wind?
CDSO357 Hydroelectric?
CDSO358 Fossil fuels?
CDSO359 Nuclear?
CDLC360 No, we tap our greatest natural resource...
CDLC361 Monkeys!
CDGT362 My word!
CDLC363 Hordes of ruthlessly-trained monkeys are hidden away deep within the bowels of the park...
CDLC364 ...bound to immense machines of destruction and family entertainment.
CDGT365 That's so inhumane!
CDLC366 Oooh, I'm glad ye noticed. It be the little touches that make the difference. (Laugh)
CDGT367 Mark my words, LeChuck! When I finally defeat you, I'll be sure to set them all free.
CDLC368 Yeah, yeah, yeah. (Laugh)
CDLC369 The future is ripe with a world of possibilities!
CDLC370 I see an entire network of theme parks throughout the world!
CDLC371 Each will be unique and incorporate the cultures and customs of its specific area, but all will hold true to the same vision of the original park:
CDLC372 The random, wholesale slaughter of the thousands of patrons who walk through our gates.
CDLC373 She does not! She loves me.
CDGT374 Nuh-uh. She loves me.
CDLC375 Does not.
CDLC376 Does... Aarrrggh!
CDLC377 Curse you and your diabolical debate skills!
CDLC378 Does not.
CDLC379 Why shouldn't I?
CDGT380 If you kill me...
CDGT381 ...you'll crush the hopes of children all over the world!
CDGT382 ...you'll be in really big trouble.
CDGT383 ...there'll be no more Monkey Island sequels.
CDGT384 ...you'll ruin our reputation for making family-oriented games.
CDSO385 ...you'll crush the hopes of children all over the world!
CDSO386 ...you'll be in really big trouble.
CDSO387 ...there'll be no more Monkey Island sequels.
CDSO388 ...you'll ruin our reputation for making family-oriented games.
CDGT389 I'm a hero to millions.
CDLC390 It doesn't matter!
CDLC391 All that matters is that Elaine and I are together...
CDLC392 ...and you are out of the picture for good!
CDLC393 I'm one of the walking dead!
CDLC394 Formed not of flesh and blood, but of fire and brimstone!
CDLC395 How could I be in any more trouble?
CDGT396 Yeah, well...
CDGT397 No sequels means no work for you.
CDGT398 You'll become just another has-been that nobody's heard of.
CDLC399 That could never happen to ME! I'm LeChuck!
CDGT400 Do you know the name `Bobbin Threadbare`?
CDLC401 Uh, no.
CDGT402 Exactly.
CDGT403 We'll be scorned by parent watchdog groups everywhere.
CDLC404 What'll ye threaten me with next?
CDLC405 Some ludicrous Senate subcommittee investigatin' violence in the media?
CDLC406 Well, I'm shakin' in me boots now! (Laugh)
CDLC407 Their ship arrived at Monkey Island a half-hour after mine.
CDLC408 But they were too late to stop me from claiming me prize...
CDLC409 ...and they watched me pass through the portal of Big Whoop!
CDLC410 Craven cowards that they were, the power of what they saw overwhelmed them.
CDLC411 They fled the island in terror!
CDLC412 Marley tore his treasure map into four pieces and gathered his crew around him.
CDLC413 There was Rum Rogers, Sr., the first mate...
CDLC414 ...Rapp Scallion, the cook...
CDLC415 ...and Young Lindy, the cabin boy.
CDLC416 Marley gave each a piece of the map, keeping one for himself.
CDLC417 They promised to guard those map pieces with their lives.
CDLC418 (Laugh) I saw to it that they kept their promise.
CDLC419 They were the only people alive to know about Big Whoop.
CDGT420 You're unbelievably ghastly and wretched!
CDLC421 Oh, thanks. (Laugh)
CDSO422 What happened to Rum Rogers, Sr.?
CDSO423 What happened to Rapp Scallion, the cook?
CDSO424 What became of Young Lindy, the cabin boy?
CDSO425 What fate befell Captain Marley?
CDSO426 Enough back story! Let's move on.
CDSO427 Actually, I've heard enough about Marley and his crew.
CDLC428 Rapp Scallion died in a flash fire in his weenie hut on Scabb Island.
CDGT429 That's right! I brought him back to life with a voodoo spell! I remember it so vividly...
CDLC430 Guybrush?
CDGT431 Oh, I'm sorry, I was miles away. What were you saying?
CDLC432 I knew about Rapp's absent-minded tendency to leave his gas burners on...
CDLC433 ...so I arranged for a fully-lit cake to be delivered to him on his thirty-fifth birthday. (Laugh)
CDLC434 Ye could hear the explosion as far as Booty Island.
CDGT435 That's horrible!
CDLC436 `Steamin' Weenie` indeed.
CDLC437 Fearin' fer his life, he came to me and begged for mercy.
CDLC438 In return for not revealing the location of Big Whoop, I let him live.
CDLC439 As a sign of me `gratitude,` I gave him a fortune which he used it to build a successful advertising firm.
CDLC440 Once he had grown accustomed to his wealthy lifestyle, I returned to collect me debt.
CDLC441 I delivered to him an account so demonically ill-conceived that it was doomed to fail.
CDLC442 Gangrene 'n' Honey.
CDLC443 Within a month, he was penniless and insane, a broken man.
CDLC444 He sold everything he owned and got so desperate he fell in with a traveling circus.
CDLC445 He was killed when he was shot from a cannon without a helmet.
CDGT446 No one could be THAT desperate!
CDLC447 I ambushed him while he was racing in the America's Cup.
CDLC448 I boarded his ship and decided to let him determine his own fate.
CDLC449 He could grant me his blessing to have his granddaughter's hand in marriage...
CDLC450 ...or he could suffer a death more horrible than any of his crewmates'.
CDGT451 Well? What'd he say?
CDLC452 Actually, he said quite a few things...
CDLC453 'Oh, the pain!'
CDLC454 'Stop it, you're killing me!'
CDEM455 Ffrrgghhh!
CDLC456 Some other things. I forget them all.
CDLC457 I left him for dead and sent his ship into a whirlpool not even the most accomplished captain could escape.
CDEM458 Grrggbbhhh!
CDLC459 He was takin' a bath in his cabin near Phatt Island...
CDLC460 ...drinking rum and eatin' toast, as he always did while bathing...
CDLC461 ...when the toaster `mysteriously` fell into the tub with him.
CDGT462 Shocking.
CDLC463 His son inherited the map piece, but was too much of a drunkard to understand its importance. (Laugh)
CDLC464 That be a long story. Are ye sure ye want ta hear it?
CDGT465 Does the torture start after we're done talking here?
CDLC466 Aye.
CDGT467 Go on, then.
CDLC468 Back when I were alive, Elaine despised me.
CDGT469 No!
CDLC470 No, no. It's true. I can see that now. She didn't like me at all.
CDLC471 But I were determined ta prove me worth ta her, ya see.
CDLC472 So I set sail ta find the legendary Secret of Monkey Island!
CDSO473 Been there. Done that.
CDSO474 What is the Secret of Monkey Island?
CDSO475 Actually, I think torture would be BETTER than this story.
CDLC476 Well, I did it first ya nefarious nudibranch!
CDLC477 Ye'll regret that, Threepwood!
CDLC478 The Secret of Monkey Island?
CDLC479 I COULD tell you, but I'd rather make ye guess.
CDSO480 That 'Rosebud' is a sled?
CDSO481 That the guy's girlfriend is really a man?
CDSO482 That they have to shoot the dog at the end?
CDSO483 That it's made from people?
CDSO484 That the girl is her daughter AND her sister?
CDSO485 That a sequel can never be as good as the original?
CDLC486 That's not it. Everyone knows that.
CDLC487 Now you're just being foolish.
CDLC488 Oh, why'd ye have to remind me about that?
CDLC489 (sniff) Ya know what that story does to me.
CDLC490 I have no idea what you're talking about.
CDLC491 What are you talking about?
CDLC492 Lies! Filthy, dirty lies!
CDLC493 No, it goes much deeper than that.
CDLC494 It's an ancient secret, closely guarded by the natives and pirates who happened to...
CDGT495 You don't even know The Secret of Monkey Island, do you?
CDLC496 No...not really.
CDGT497 All right, then.
CDGT498 Let's get on with your story.
CDLC499 A few days after settin' sail, me ship was caught in a terrible typhoon and was torn apart!
CDLC500 I would have drowned, but some friendly sharks found me and set me ashore on Blood Island.
CDLC501 There I was marooned, with no hope o' winnin' Elaine's heart!
CDLC502 I thought me luck had run out, but one day a ship made port at Blood Island.
CDLC503 'Twas the ship of one Captain Marley, Elaine's own grandfather!
CDLC504 I struck up a conversation with Rum Rogers Sr., first mate on the ship.
CDLC505 And for the price of a few drinks, I learned that they had the map to the legendary treasure of Big Whoop.
CDLC506 Although I had no ship and no money...
CDGT507 Hold on.
CDSO508 Does this go on for much longer?
CDSO509 Can I sit down? Both my legs are going to sleep.
CDSO510 You know, you could make a fortune as a sleeping aid.
CDSO511 I'm sorry. Were you saying something?
CDLC512 ALTHOUGH I HAD NO SHIP AND NO MONEY...
CDLC513 ...I planned to beat Marley's crew to the treasure and take it fer meself.
CDLC514 I didn't have the money to buy a new ship, but I still had me greatest asset...
CDSO515 The ability to kill bugs just by breathing?
CDSO516 Your resemblance to a moray eel?
CDSO517 That your presence makes dumb people seem much smarter?
CDSO518 Your immunity to soap?
CDLC519 ...BUT I STILL HAD ME GREATEST ASSET...
CDLC520 ...that indefinable LeChuck charm.
CDLC521 One of the rich young debutantes on Blood Island was helpless against it.
CDLC522 After a week with me, she would've followed me to the grave.
CDLC523 Unfortunately for her, she didn't get the chance.
CDLC524 I pried the diamond from her family's engagement ring and sold it to some cutthroat smugglers for the cost of a new ship.
CDSO525 You scum!
CDSO526 You scoundrel!
CDSO527 You ruffian!
CDSO528 You cad!
CDSO529 You big old bed-wetting doody-head!
CDSO530 All right, LeChuck! Was she hot? Did you kiss her?
CDLC531 Well, I... uh...
CDGT532 Oh, come on. You can tell me.
CDLC533 I don't want ta talk about that. It be personal.
CDLC534 And besides...dead men tell no tales.
CDGT535 Oh! I was waitin' for that one!
CDLC536 Hmph! I've been called worse.
CDLC537 With me new ship, I easily overtook Marley's crew and beat them to Big Whoop, which just so happened ta be here on Monkey Island.
CDLC538 The Big Whoop Carnival was me most brilliant idea!
CDLC539 Once I had the power of Big Whoop at my command, I could make Elaine mine at last!
CDGT540 I see. But again, why an amusement park?
CDLC541 I'll be gettin' to that.
CDLC542 I knew Elaine would need a little coaxing, and that I'd be needing an army.
CDLC543 A horrible army of the undead!
CDGT544 Okay, but why an amusement park?
CDLC545 Are ye goin' ta let me finish? I'm not talking just to hear myself talk, you know.
CDGT546 You're right. I've been rude. Please go on.
CDLC547 Everyone knows that the life of a seaman is a long, hard, lonely one.
CDLC548 Sailors spend months longing for just a few days' leave, and you know what they're lookin' for soon as they get into port! Eh?
CDSO549 Uh...?
CDSO550 Err...?
CDSO551 Why... ah...?
CDSO552 Yes...?
CDLC553 A family-oriented fun park!
CDGT554 Oh, that. He, he, he. Of course.
CDLC555 They come to take a ride on the giant roller coaster... The Great Monkey Mountain!
CDLC556 They reach the top of the highest peak, and then hands in the air, screaming like monkeys...
CDLC557 They plunge down the slope into a great stream of lava!
CDGT558 That doesn't sound the least bit fun.
CDLC559 Aye, it's not. In fact, it's downright unpleasant.
CDLC560 But when they reach the other side, they're fitting warriors for my skeletal army of the damned!
CDLC561 Aye, at first.
CDLC562 But soon she'll be understandin' what a grand gift eternal life be!
CDLC563 And besides...
CDLC564 ...the dating pool be surprisingly small when ye're the livin' dead.
CDLC565 She'll just have to give me another chance!
CDLC566 Elaine shall pass through the hoary gates of Big Whoop...just as I once did...
CDLC567 ...down ta the inky blackness of the infernal nether regions.
CDLC568 For ya see...Big Whoop gives those who pass through it the greatest gift of all -- immortality!
CDGT569 But... at... what... cost?
CDLC570 Cost? Pah!
CDLC571 Granted, people may find me a bit unapproachable now...
CDLC572 ...and the smell does take a while to get used to...
CDLC573 ...but it be worth everything, now that I have the power to make Elaine love me!
CDGT574 Isn't it just like any other pirate treasure?
CDLC575 I see...Ye do not yet know the dreadful power that be Big Whoop!
CDGT576 I guess not.
CDLC577 Quake in fear Threepwood, when I tell thee that Big Whoop be a damned portal to a demon netherworld!
CDGT578 O.K.
CDLC579 The treasures of Big Whoop be THE VERY GATES OF HELL THEMSELVES!
CDGT580 Yipe!
CDLC581 But thar be so many more horrible things I be wantin' ta tell ye!
CDGT582 I'm not listening to you anymore.
CDGT583 See? I'm ignoring you.
CDLC584 Arrgh! Ye'd better listen!
CDSO585 I'm not listening. I'm not listening.
CDSO586 LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
CDSO587 I can't hear you. I can't hear you.
CDSO588 Did somebody say something? I didn't hear anything.
KTGT301 Now you're sure about this?
KTLF302 Oh, yeah! You don't look that heavy at all.
KTGT303 Hmmm.
KTLF304 Is that knot tied securely?
KTGT305 Please be careful this time.
KTLF306 No problem!
KTLF307 Here we go!
KTGT308 Okay, give me a little bit more slack.
KTLF309 Whoops!
KTLF310 I got it!
KTLF311 I got it!
KTGT312 Okay, that's too much slack.
KTLF313 I don't got it.
KTLF314 Whoops!
KTNZ315 cliff face
KTGT316 There's a cave down there in the cliff face.
KTGT317 I could never climb down there without falling.
KTNZ318 winch operator
KTGT319 It's LaFoot.
KTGT320 I bet he can help me find the Smugglers' Cave.
KTGT321 I don't want to have to carry him around everywhere.
KTNZ322 cloud
KTGT323 How cool! It looks like a giant, flying snail!
KTNZ324 rickety elevator
KTGT325 It's a hand-cranked elevator.
KTGT326 I can't use it myself. Someone has to lower me down.
CKGT301 ...one...
CKGT302 ...two...
CKGT303 ...three...
CKGT304 ...four...
CKGT305 ...five...
CKGT306 ...six...
CKGT307 ...seven...
CKGT308 ...eight...
CKGT309 ...nine...
CKGT310 ...ten...
CKGT311 ...eleven...
CKGT312 ...twelve...
CKGT313 ...thirteen...
CKGT314 ...fourteen...
CKGT315 ...fifteen...
CKGT316 ...sixteen...
CKGT317 ...seventeen...
CKGT318 ...eighteen...
CKGT319 ...nineteen...
CKGT320 ...twenty...
CKGT321 ...thirty...
CKGT322 ...forty...
CKGT323 ...fifty...
CKGT324 Good Morning.
CKGT325 Good Evening.
CKGT326 At the tone, Caribbean Standard Time will be...
CKGT327 ...oh...
CKGT328 ...O'clock...
CKGT329 ...and...
CKGT330 ...exactly.
CKGT331 ...seconds...
CKGT332 Beep!
CTGT301 It's a bunch of old portraits of the VanSalad family.
CTGT302 And I thought the Goodsoups were a homely bunch!
CTNZ303 door
CTGT304 It leads back into the hallway.
CTGT305 Why would I want to hang a picture inside a closet?
CTNZ306 nail
CTGT307 It's a big nail.
CTGT308 I can't pull it in.
CTNZ309 porthole
CTGT310 I can see the hallway.
CTGT311 That portrait is covering the porthole.
CTGT312 It's already open.
CTGT313 It'd be easier to cut through it from the outside.
CTGT314 I don't want to ruin the glass.
CTNZ315 face
CTGT316 It's the face that I cut out of the Goodsoup portrait.
CTGT317 I can't use the portrait face with that.
CTGT318 Canvasy.
CTNZ319 old portraits
CTGT320 I don't have any use for portraits of the VanSalad family.
CAGT301 The chalk doesn't look that tasty.
CAGT302 They're just chalked on the grass.
CAGT303 These are distance markers for the caber toss.
CAGT304 Those are too big to be toothpicks.
CAGT305 I could never hope to move that.
CAGT306 I don't think that would fit in my pants.
CAVH307 IT'S EL POLLO DIABLO!
CAVH308 KILL HIM!
CAGT309 Uh oh!
CAVH310 You're pretty good, boy!
CAVH311 Let's see you follow this!
CAGT312 He's good.
CAGT313 I'll never beat him.
CAGT314 I choose this pistol.
CAVH315 Since you had the effrontery to challenge me...
CAVH316 I will take the first shot.
CAGT317 If I beat you, will you join my crew?
CAVH318 The odds of you beating me are SO astronomical, I will take that bet.
CAPN319 gun is shot from guybrush's hand
CAVH320 Haha! Again I prove to you that I am the greatest duelist in the world!
CAVH321 I win again!
CAVH322 I'll just clear this stuff away.
CAVH323 Choose yer weapon.
CAVH324 I'll go first.
CAPN325 Blam!
CAVH326 What!
CAVH327 You shot my banjo!
CAGT328 You can't be sure of that.
CAGT329 That shot may have come from the grassy knoll.
CAVH330 Of all the low-down tricks!
CAVH331 I've never heard of anything so low.
CAVH332 I completely misjudged you!
CAVH333 You are a pirate after all!
CAVH334 I'd be proud to join your crew!
CAGT335 Great!
CAVH336 I'll just pack this stuff up and get ready.
CAVH337 And give me back my gun.
CAPN338 Guybrush throws pathetically!
CAHM339 I would never follow such a weak captain!
CAHM340 Ye'll have to throw farther, if ya want me ta join yer crew!
CAPN341 Here Guybrush barely picks up the rubber caber.
CAPN342 He drops it and it bounces past McMutton's caber.
CAGT343 Hey, I win!
CAHM344 By the spiraling bouffant of me great uncle McManus!
CAHM345 Never before have I seen such strength!
CAHM346 Sure I'll join yer crew! I'll wait at the shop until you're ready to leave.
CAGT347 Curious pile of logs there...
CAGT348 They look like they are made out of palm tree trunks.
CAGT349 I wonder if they have anything to do with these lines chalked on the ground?
CAGT350 These are cabers...
CAGT351 They are made from palm trees.
CAGT352 They look pretty tough to toss.
CAGT353 I'm not contesting the caber toss right now.
CAGT354 Pshaw!
CAVH355 Hey!
CAVH356 That's one of my favorite pistols.
CAVH357 Give it back!
CAGT358 I only need one plug.
CAGT359 There's not enough left of the tree.
CAGT360 Hi!
CAGT361 Yoo-Hoo!
CAGT362 Over Here!
CAGT363 Yip Yip Yip!
CAGT364 That's All, Folks!
CAGT365 I've had quite enough of that nonsense.
CAGT366 I wonder what these numbers are for?
CAGT367 They remind me of something that I saw on Booty Island...
CAGT368 I wonder if they have anything to do with these piles of lumber?
CANN369 pile o' cabers
CANN370 pile o' cabers
CANZ371 grassy knoll
CAGT372 If I'm going to get away from that racket I'm going to have to go farther than that.
CANZ373 another rubber tree
CAGT374 There are other ants crawling all over it.
CANZ375 another rubber tree
CANZ376 another rubber tree
CANZ377 rubber tree
CAGT378 There are ants crawling all over it.
CANZ379 rubber tree trunk
CAGT380 It's perfect right where it is.
CANZ381 gun pile
CANZ382 dueling banjo
CAGT383 He sure knows how to play that banjo!
CAGT384 I can't just take it from him while he's playing!
CAGT385 Mess up!
CAGT386 Look behind you! There's a three-headed monkey on mandolin!
CANZ387 mysterious door
CAGT388 Mysterious.
CANZ389 clock tower
CANZ390 theater
CAGT391 It's the Long John Silver Center for the Performing Arts.
CANZ392 docks
CAGT393 Look at those empty docks.
CANZ394 fortress
CAGT395 Funny, the damage doesn't look as bad from out here.
CANZ396 distant beach
CAGT397 What a pastoral looking beach.
CAGT398 I can't reach the beach.
CANZ399 chalk numbers
CANZ400 chalk numbers
CANZ401 chalk numbers
CANZ402 chalk numbers
CANZ403 chalk numbers
CANZ404 log pile
CANZ405 log pile
CANZ406 book depository
CANZ407 plaque
CANZ408 plaque
CBGT301 The rubber tree trunk landed right on top.
CBGT302 The rubber loses its freshness once the tree's been cut.
CBGT303 The tree is too rubbery to cut with scissors.
CBGT304 The keg rolled down to that rubber tree.
CBGT305 I only need one plug.
CBGT306 There's not enough left of the tree.
CBGT307 The tree has a hole in it now.
CBNZ308 rubber tree
CBGT309 There are ants crawling all over it.
CBGT310 I could never hope to move that tree.
CBNZ311 stump
CBGT312 It's the remnant of a once-mighty rubber tree.
CBNZ313 keg of rum
CBGT314 It's an enormous keg of `Old Gutblast` brand rum.
CBGT315 I like rum as much as the next pirate, but that's a little much.
CBGT316 Naw. I need to keep a clear head for now.
CBGT317 If I cut the keg all the rum will spill out.
CBNZ318 sawhorse
CBGT319 It's a wooden sawhorse supporting that keg of rum.
CBGT320 It's too heavy for me to move.
CBGT321 I can't saw this horse with scissors.
CBNZ322 keg
CBNZ323 trail of rum
CBGT324 It's a trail of rum leaking from the keg.
CBGT325 I think even I have too much dignity for that.
CBNZ326 log pile
CBGT327 Those are too big to be toothpicks.
CBGT328 I'm not contesting the caber toss right now.
CBGT329 Pshaw!
CWGT301 That won't do any good right now.
CWMR302 (giggle)
CWMR303 This is going to be so cool!
CWMR304 (snicker)
CWMR305 (giggle)
CWGT306 Hi, Murray.
CWMR307 Ohhh... it hurts...
CWMR308 DIIIIEEEE!!!
CWMR309 Ohhh... I'm not going to do that again...
CWMR310 I think I broke my skull. I'm all skull.
CWGT311 It's your own fault!
CWGT312 Stop scaring me like that!
CWMR313 So I did scare you? Really?
CWGT314 Well, startled is more like it.
CWMR315 Ohhhhh...
CWGT316 But, but startled in a terrified kind of way!
CWGT317 You really are very very scary!
CWMR318 Don't talk down to me!
CWGT319 I really don't have any choice.
CWMR320 I saw you get out of that crypt. Does this mean that you're dead?
CWGT321 No, I was only faking.
CWMR322 Darn. I thought together we could walk among the living and spawn a new wave of terror throughout the Caribbean.
CWGT323 So what you're saying is that you only love me for my legs.
CWMR324 Something like that.
CWGT325 Ahhh! My arm's stuck! My circulation is cut off!
CWGT326 You're going to have to cut off my hand!
CWGT327 No, no. Just kidding.
CWNZ328 crack
CWGT329 The crowbar won't work on solid stone.
CWGT330 It would take forever to chisel my way out of here.
CWGT331 I can't see where the arm is going from here.
CWNZ332 crowbar
CWGT333 It's a universal crowbar.
CWGT334 I can't use the crowbar with that.
CWGT335 I need to use the crowbar with something else.
CWNZ336 coffin lid
CWGT337 Nice coffin lid.
CWNZ338 lantern
CWGT339 It's a glowing lantern.
CWGT340 It's out of oil.
CWGT341 It's giving off enough light where it is.
CWGT342 It's useless now that it's out of oil.
CWGT343 There's no light to cast Murray's shadow.
CWNZ344 crack
CWNZ345 crack
CWNZ346 crack
CWNZ347 crack
CWNZ348 family crest
CWGT349 `Goodsoup is Food`
CWGT350 I don't want to get my fingerprints all over it.
CWNZ351 family crest
CWNZ352 family crest
CWNZ353 bowl
CWGT354 Looks like minestrone, delicately seasoned with cobwebs and mouse knuckles.
CWGT355 No, really, I couldn't. I'm full.
CWGT356 It's probably gotten cold.
CWNZ357 bowl
CWGT358 It's vegetable soup with... raisins?
CWGT359 I don't feel comfortable stealing the soup of the dead.
CWGT360 It doesn't look the least bit appetizing.
CWNZ361 Murray
CWGT362 I don't want to get caught up in a conversation with Murray right now.
CWGT363 He just can't stop jammering.
CWGT364 It's Murray.
CWGT365 Alas, I can't use Murray with that.
CWMR366 Hey! Watch the hands!
CWGT367 Reuniting Murray with his arm is a BAD idea.
CWMR368 Hey!
DANZ301 beach
DANZ302 pirate ship
DBGT301 It won't stay in there.
DBGT302 I can't plug that up.
DBGT303 I need something else to plug up.
DBGT304 Wow, for a home-made rubber plug, that worked very...
DBGT305 ...nicely.
DBGT306 Perfect!
DBGT307 The waterfall washed off all the tar and feathers.
DBGT308 I feel fresh and clean as a spring morning now!
DBNZ309 pirate ship
DBGT310 Those must be the pirates who've taken Elaine!
DBGT311 It's The Sea Cucumber.
DBGT312 Hey! You guys! Come back here!
DBNZ313 boat
DBGT314 It's a nice boat except for that enormous gaping hole in the bottom.
DBGT315 Looks watertight to me.
DBGT316 It's got a huge hole in the bottom. I'd sink.
DBGT317 I'd better not now. I think I'm starting to make those guys angry.
DBNZ318 gaping hole
DBGT319 It makes the boat completely unseaworthy.
DBGT320 I'd get a nasty splinter.
DBGT321 I don't have enough gum to plug a hole that big.
DBGT322 It's the right size, but I can't plug the hole with this.
DBNZ323 rubber plug
DBGT324 It's a large rubber plug.
DBNZ325 sticky rubber plug
DBGT326 It's a large rubber plug with paste all over it.
DBNZ327 waterfall
DBGT328 It's wet.
DBGT329 Curiously refreshing.
DBNZ330 Danjer Bay
DBGT331 It's the bay.
DBGT332 I'll be cut to ribbons by those sharks if I go in there.
DGSO301 Are you the real Dinghy DogÖ?
DGSO302 Don't you patronize me.
DGSO303 How can I win one of these fabulous prizes?
DGSO304 Just try to guess how much I weigh.
DGSO305 Bet you can't guess how old I am.
DGSO306 I want to try for another prize.
DGSO307 I'd like to speak to your manager.
DGSO308 I really want to talk to somebody in charge.
DGSO309 I need to get on the roller coaster!
DGSO310 Let me on the roller coaster!
DGSO311 Keep up the good work.
DGDD312 (Hyuk!) You bet I am, and I'm here to make sure you have fun fun FUN!
DGDD313 What's your name, little boy?
DGGT314 Okay, for starters, I'm not a little boy.
DGGT315 I'm Guybrush Threepwood. Mighty Pirate.
DGDD316 Well, shiver me timbers! That's swell!
DGDD317 Well! (Hyuk!) Sounds like you've learned a very big word!
DGDD318 You're a very bright little man! That's swell! (Hyuk hyuk!)
DGGT319 Laugh while you can.
DGGT320 Soon I will destroy LeChuck and your entire world will lie in ruin.
DGDD321 You bet! Run along and play now, son! (Hyuk!)
DGDD322 Well, that's easy, (hyuk!) matey!
DGDD323 If I can't guess your weight or your age, you get to pick what you want!
DGGT324 What's the catch?
DGDD325 (Hyuk!) There's no catch! It's just that easy!
DGDD326 All righty! (hyuk!) Let Dinghy have a look at you, little guy!
DGDD327 Well let me see here...
DGDD328 I figure a strapping little pirate like you must weigh...oh, ninety-eight pounds?
DGGT329 HA! The joke's on you!
DGGT330 I just LOOK like a little boy! In actuality, I'm a mighty pirate weighing in at...
DGGT331 ...ninety-eight pounds.
DGGT332 This is really embarrassing. Am I not eating right? I've been working out.
DGDD333 (Hyuk hyuk!) Bet you I can!
DGDD334 A little fearsome buccaneer like yourself must be... seven years old?
DGGT335 HA! Wrong!
DGGT336 I just so happen to be twenty!
DGDD337 (Hyuk!) Well, do you have any proof for your pal Dinghy DogÖ?
DGGT338 You calling me a liar?
DGDD339 You bet I am! (Hyuk!)
DGGT340 I have my proof right here.
DGDD341 `SCUMMÖ Actors Guild Membership Card'
DGDD342 `Guybrush Threepwood -- Age: Twenty.`
DGDD343 I suppose you're right! (Hyuk!) Pick your prize!
DGSO344 I really want that talking skull.
DGSO345 One Smuggle Bunny, please.
DGSO346 Give me that anchor!
DGSO347 How about your costume? Can I have that?
DGMR348 Bwahahahaha! With my unfettered demonic might we will RULE THE WORLD!
DGGT349 You're right, Murray. If I had all that power, the temptation for evil would be too great.
DGGT350 I'll take the anchor!
DGDD351 (Hyuk!) Well, what do you know?
DGDD352 Seems your buddy Dinghy DogÖ forgot to mention something! (Hyuk!)
DGDD353 You have to win more than once to get the prizes from the top shelf!
DGDD354 Would you like to play again?
DGGT355 Uh... okay.
DGDD356 (Hyuk!) All-righty!
DGDD357 I would guess that you are twenty years old.
DGDD358 And that you weigh ninety-eight pounds!
DGGT359 Wait a second! That's not fair!
DGDD360 (Hyuk!) Neither is life, son!
DGDD361 You've learned a valuable lesson today, and that's the best prize of all! (Hyuk hyuk hyuk!)
DGDD362 Choose again!
DGDD363 Take it away, son! Congratulations! (Hyuk!) Enjoy your stay here at Big Whoop!
DGDD364 Nope!
DGDD365 And keep quiet about the costume, son! (Hyuk!)
DGDD366 We don't want to ruin the magic of Big Whoop for the other little boys and girls, now do we?
DGDD367 Oh no you don't, little boy! (Hyuk!)
DGDD368 Just the sight of my manager has caused children older than you to burst into tears!
DGDD369 No can do, son! (Hyuk!)
DGDD370 I'll bet you do! (Hyuk!) It's FUN!
DGDD371 But that ride's only for bigger kids!
DGGT372 I don't care if it's not safe! I have to ride it, now!
DGDD373 Oh no, no, no, son! (Hyuk hyuk!) It's not that it's not safe for little kids to ride...
DGDD374 ...it's just that you've gotta be much, much older to really appreciate the sheer mind-numbing terror of the coaster!
DGDD375 But wait a few years, and you'll have matured enough to ride!
DGDD376 You'll also be able to buy candy and eat it whenever and wherever you want, (hyuk!) just like us grownups can!
DGDD377 Uh, nope! (Hyuk!) That ride's only for bigger kids!
DHGT301 I haven't done anything to deserve these.
DHGT302 What's a guy gotta do to get into one of these crypts?
DHGA303 Drop dead.
DHGT304 I just got buried alive, and I was...
DHGA305 I feel I should remind you that as a government employee...
DHGA306 ...I cannot be held liable for accidental live burials.
DHGT307 But why was I buried in that particular crypt?
DHGA308 The only other crypt is the Goodsoup Family Crypt.
DHGA309 It's only for the Goodsoup family.
DHGA310 They don't want just any commoner spending eternity with them.
DHGT311 I was wondering...
DHGT312 ...isn't there a nicer place to be buried on Blood Island?
DHGA313 Well, there's the Goodsoup family crypt.
DHGA314 That's one fine piece of postmortem real estate. I'll tell you that for free.
DHSO315 Bark!
DHSO316 Woof!
DHSO317 Howwwwwl!
DHSO318 (Pant!)
DHSO319 Arf Arf!
DHGT320 He's just not very social, I guess.
DHGT321 Ow! He bit me!
DHGT322 Okay, fella, this won't hurt a bit.
DHGT323 Hey, I guess it didn't hurt a bit. He must be shedding.
DHPN324 Grrr...
DHNZ325 mallet
DHGT326 It's a big wooden mallet.
DHGT327 I can't use the mallet with that.
DHGT328 I need to use the mallet with something else.
DHGT329 I've got a mallet and a nail... this'll be perfect as soon as I find something to use them with!
DHNZ330 old dog
DHGT331 It's a smelly old dog.
DHGT332 He's not very talkative.
DHGT333 He'd probably like the bone, but I might need it.
DHNZ334 dog bowl
DHNN335 Old Blind Pew
DHGT336 It says, `Old Blind Pew`.
DHGT337 There are some dog treats inside.
DHNZ338 doggy treats
DHGT339 They help fight the buildup of unsightly tartar.
DHGT340 The doggy treats won't do any good with that.
DHNZ341 smelly dog hair
DHGT342 It's a tuft of that old blind dog's hair.
DHGT343 It's the hair of that dog that bit me.
DHGT344 It's every bit as stinky as the rest of this dog.
DHGT345 I can't use the dog hair with that.
DHGT346 I probably need to use the dog hair with something else.
DHGT347 No thanks. I bet it tastes as bad as it smells.
DHGT348 I've avoided dog grooming ever since that tragedy involving my Aunt's poodle.
DHNZ349 chisel
DHGT350 It's the gravedigger's chisel.
DHGT351 I can't use the chisel with that.
DHGT352 It's sharp.
DHGT353 It's already chiseled.
DHNZ354 crack between doors
DHGT355 There's someone in there.
DHGT356 I can't see anyone in there right now.
DHGT357 It's locked tight.
DHGT358 I can't see anyone in there right now.
DHNZ359 skeletal hook
DHGT360 I already have enough skeletal appendages.
DHNZ361 carved tombstone
DHGT362 It's beginning to spell a word.
DHGT363 What could it be?
DHGT364 Rib-roast? Riboflavin?
DHGT365 I don't want to haul that around.
DHGT366 That's not my job.
DHNZ367 assorted coffins
DHGT368 Looks like the gravedigger is a little behind on his burials.
DHNZ369 uncarved tombstones
DHGT370 It's a pile of new tombstones.
DHNZ371 smoldering campfire
DHGT372 Someone should really learn to properly extinguish campfires.
DHGT373 Spitting on the fire won't put it out.
DHGT374 It doesn't look hot enough to melt this block of cheese.
DHNZ375 dog house
DHGT376 How morbid.
DHGT377 I don't think the dog would like that.
DHNZ378 recycling bin
DHGT379 It's a scrap metal recycling bin.
DHNZ380 recycled tools
DHGT381 It's a bunch of old, rusted, gravedigging tools.
DHGT382 Those are too far gone to ever be useful.
DHNZ383 chimney
DHNZ384 lock
DHGT385 That's one big lock.
DHGT386 It's locked.
DHGT387 That lock is way too tough to break, even with a chisel.
DHNZ388 window
DHGT389 I hope the owner of this shack doesn't sleep in that.
DHNZ390 lilies
DHGT391 Lilies...
DHGT392 How clichΘ.
DHNZ393 workbench
DHGT394 It's a Black Beard's Deck-Maker Workbench.
DHGT395 I always wanted one, but naah.
DHNZ396 chisel
DHNZ397 chisel
DHNZ398 tomb
DHGT399 It says 'Grant's Tomb,'
DHGT400 `It's none of your freaking business who's buried here!`
DHNN401 Grant's Tomb
DHGT402 That's none of my business.
EBPN301 Now we sail back to Blood Island.
EBWM302 Good luck on the rest of your adventures, Guybrush.
EBGT303 What? You can't mean...
EBWM304 I'm afraid so. This work is too dangerous for me.
EBWM305 I'm going to find a more stable, secure line of work.
EBWM306 I hear there's still an opening for a chef on Scabb Island.
EBGT307 You'll be sorely missed.
EBWM308 I know. But my destiny lies out there... somewhere...
EBWM309 ...beyond the rolling waves.
EBGT310 Farewell, good friend Welshman!
EBWM311 Oh, wait. Where'd you say Scabb Island was, again?
EBGT312 East by Northeast. You can't miss it.
EBWM313 Uh, thanks a bunch.
EBGT314 Ah! Whoops. I forgot to tell him that a magnetized pin will only have compass-like properties for a short time.
EBGT315 Well, if you insist...
EBGT316 Hmmm...
EBGT317 That guy probably couldn't hold his breath underwater for very long.
EBGT318 Too bad.
EBGT319 I hope it was worth it for you.
EBGT320 The tree is empty.
EBGT321 The egg would break when it hit the ground.
EBGT322 Here. Take this compass.
EBWM323 This is a compass? Will it work?
EBGT324 Of course. See how it points North?
EBWM325 Wow! That's incredible! How'd you do that?
EBGT326 Oh, it was nothing.
EBGT327 If you're a ferryman, you must need a compass...
EBWM328 No I don't! I am the Flying Welshman!
EBWM329 One of my other-worldly gifts is a preternatural sense of direction.
EBGT330 Okay, then, I guess I'll just keep it.
EBWM331 Well, I hate to see all your effort, you know, go to waste.
EBGT332 I thought so.
EBNZ333 rubber tree
EBGT334 Wow. I never knew the Caribbean had so many rubber trees.
EBGT335 I can't shake it hard enough with just my hands.
EBNZ336 egg
EBGT337 It's a big egg, sitting precariously at the top of that tree.
EBGT338 It's a big egg.
EBGT339 I can't reach it.
EBGT340 I can't use the egg with that.
EBGT341 I need to use the egg with something else.
EBNZ342 cushion
EBGT343 If I leave it where it is, it'll cushion the egg when it falls.
EBGT344 The cushion is covering a rocky part of the beach.
EBNZ345 mysterious figure
EBGT346 Intimidating.
EBGT347 It's the ferry service to Skull Island.
EBGT348 Not until he gets me to the other side.
EBNZ349 seawater
EBGT350 I really don't want to go in the ocean.
EBGT351 I'm not going down there ever again.
EBGT352 Those advertisements were no lie. It really is crystal clear.
EBNZ353 rocks
EBGT354 It's a rocky part of the beach.
EBGT355 I don't need any rocks.
EBNZ356 weathered sign
EBGT357 `Lost Welshman Ferry Line`
EBGT358 `Haunted sea cruises and whale-watching excursions daily`
EBNZ359 signpost
FCGS301 Oh, dear! He's had a sudden and completely unexpected relapse of death!
FCGS302 Ah, and just as we were getting reacquainted!
FCGS303 As his kinsman, it is my duty to give him a proper burial!
FCGS304 It is my solemn vow...
FCGS305 ...young Hearty Beef N. Potato...
FCGS306 ...my dear Vegetable Goodsoup...
FCGS307 ...the youthful P. Hamilton Goodsoup...
FCGS308 ...the late, lamented Wonton Goodsoup...
FCGS309 ...that this anonymous pirate-in-training...
FCGS310 ...shall be buried in the Goodsoup family crypt!
FCGT311 All right!
FCGS312 Dead again! Oh, for pity's sake!
FCGS313 Not again!
FCGS314 I just can't afford any more of these funerals.
FCGS315 Maybe I won't rent the WHOLE orchestra this time.
FCGS316 I hope he stays dead this time.
FCGB317 Oh! I'm sorry. I didn't hear you come in. I was just...
FCGB318 Charles? Charles DeGoulash? Is it really you?
FCGG319 Minnie! It's been so long!
FCGB320 Oh Charles, it has! It has!
FCGB321 You look so different?
FCGG322 Really? Why, you look exactly the same.
FCGB323 Oh, Charles. How you flatter me.
FCGB324 Oh, but you MUST go now.
FCGG325 But why, now that I've found you again after all these years?
FCGB326 What would our families say if they knew we were alone together on such a romantic night?
FCGG327 Minnie, this may sound rash, but I...
FCGG328 I LOVE you, Minnie Goodsoup!
FCGB329 Oh, Charles you mustn't!
FCGG330 Oh, I can't help it!
FCGG331 I've always loved ya! Do you hear! I've always loved ya Minnie and I always will!
FCGG332 Come away with me now!
FCGB333 Elope? Oh, but Charles! It just isn't done! Think of the scandal it would cause!
FCGG334 To HECK with the scandal, Minnie!
FCGB335 Oooooh!
FCGG336 Marry me!
FCGB337 Oh, yes Charles! Yes! A thousand times YES!
FCGG338 Then kiss me, my love!
FCGT339 Hey!
FCGT340 There's a hole in the ceiling of this crypt!
FCGT341 I think I might be able to squeeze through!
FCNZ342 door
FCGT343 It's locked. There's no way out!
FCGT344 It goes out to the cemetery.
FCGT345 Even with this crowbar I wouldn't be strong enough to pry this thick gate open.
FCGT346 This chisel is too small to work on these bars.
FCNZ347 engagement band
FCGT348 It looks like it's just about Elaine's size.
FCGT349 But it needs a diamond to be complete.
FCGT350 That's not my bride-to-be.
FCGT351 I'm not ready to make a commitment to that.
FCGT352 I don't think the engagement band would fit me.
FCNZ353 coffin
FCGT354 Ominous.
FCGT355 I had a hard enough time getting out of it.
FCNZ356 crumbling hole
FCNZ357 ghost bride
FCGT358 It's a ghost in a bride's gown.
FCGT359 She looks very sad and lonely.
FCNZ360 coffin
FCGT361 Morbid.
FCNZ362 memorial wreath
FCGT363 Tastefully done.
FCNZ364 plaque
FCGT365 It's a memorial plaque for Minnie `Stronie` Goodsoup.
F2GT301 Who are you?
F2WM302 I...I am the LOST WELSHMAN!
F2GT303 Ooooh.
F2WM304 I am the ferryman between here and Skull Island...
F2WM305 ...trapped for so very long in the icy ocean mists.
F2WM306 Oh, how I hate that blasted mist.
F2GT307 Really? I like mist. I think it's pretty.
F2WM308 Well, SURE mist is pretty!
F2WM309 But EGAD is it dull.
F2NN310 Lost Welshman
F2SO311 I'd like a ride out to Skull Island, please.
F2SO312 Never mind.
F2WM313 I will never again dare that wretched fog without a compass.
F2WM314 Once too often did I tempt fate...
F2WM315 ...and just look what it did to my clothes.
F2WM316 Just look at me! I'm soaked!
F2GT317 Well, you know, I just happen to have a compass right here.
F2WM318 Then, poor mortal, I will show you the way.
F2WM319 Rough seas and untold dangers await you on the mysterious Skull Island.
F2GT320 I'm not afraid!
F2WM321 You will be.
F2WM322 You WILL be.
F2WM323 I will risk these rough waters no more!
F2WM324 For too long have I rocked in that watery cradle of death.
F2GT325 Freaky imagery.
F2WM326 Whatever. Anyway, I'm not going out there again......until I'm sure I can make it there safely.
F2WM327 I need a compass.
F2GT328 How will being able to draw perfect circles get you out to Skull Island?
F2WM329 Not that kind of compass. The directional kind.
F2WM330 I told you, not until I get a compass.
F2WM331 If you find me one, I'll take you to Skull Island.
F2WM332 All right, let's go.
FFGT301 There's something big, shiny, and CURSED keeping me from putting on this ring...
FFGT302 It's empty.
FFGT303 I've already got all the fireflies I need.
FFGT304 If only it were that easy.
FFGT305 Let's see if this slippery greasy lotion does the trick.
FFGT306 That should do it.
FFPN307 POW!
FFGT308 The cursed ring exploded!
FFNN309 Elaine's left ring finger
FFGT310 That ring is really stuck on her finger.
FFGT311 They're trapped inside and glowing like mad!
FFNN312 lantern
FFPN313 All the fireflies fly into the jar.
FFNN314 jar of water
FFNN315 empty jar
FFNN316 lantern
FFNN317 Elaine
FFNN318 Elaine's left ring finger
FFNN319 dead fireflies
FFNZ320 stump
FFGT321 Hey, a stump!
FFGT322 Putting an EMPTY jar on that stump won't do anything.
FFGT323 The sugar water would attract the fireflies, but there's no way I could catch them.
FFGT324 Putting an empty measuring cup there won't do anything.
FFNZ325 Elaine
FFGT326 No offense, Elaine, but you are WAY too heavy for me to haul you around.
FFGT327 I don't think she can hear me.
FFGT328 It doesn't look like she's hurt...
FFGT329 ...well, except for that whole turned-to-gold-by-a-pirate-curse thing.
FFNZ330 jar
FFGT331 It's full of fireflies.
FFGT332 It's full of yummy, delicious sugar water!
FFGT333 Mmmm... bet that water sure tastes good!
FFGT334 Glow, tiny friends! Glow!
FFGT335 I haven't chugged a jarful of dead fireflies since college.
FFGT336 I'm not really in the mood for a jarful of half-fermented sugar water.
FFGT337 The fireflies will escape!
FFGT338 I don't want to close it yet.
FFNZ339 cursed diamond ring
FFGT340 It's Elaine's finger, ready for a new ring.
FFGT341 It's that accursed cursed ring.
FFGT342 I don't think Elaine would be satisfied with just a gold band.
FFGT343 Elaine can't wear this diamond unless it's in a setting.
FFGT344 There's enough lotion on there already.
FFGT345 Licking her finger won't loosen the ring enough.
FFGT346 Don't you think that is just a TAD drastic?
FFGT347 This stuff just isn't slippery enough to do the trick.
FFNZ349 fireflies
FFGT350 They sure are bright.
FFGT351 They're too small and fast for me to catch with my hands.
FFGT352 They won't fly into the jar for no reason.
FBGT301 Oh no!
FBGT302 Elaine!
FBGT303 She's not going to be happy about this.
FBGT304 Elaine?
FBGT305 Honey?
FBGT306 You okay?
FBGT307 Can I get you anything?
FBGT308 I'll just start lifting that pirate curse, then, huh?
FBGT309 She must weigh a ton!
FBGT310 Uh, no offense.
FBGT311 Hmmm, I wonder how many karats she...
FBGT312 No, no. Bad idea.
FBGT313 Tastes like... sand...
FBGT314 That's my first clue!
FBNZ315 Elaine
FBGT316 It's Elaine. I've got to change her back somehow!
FBNZ317 handprints
FBGT318 There are handprints leading to where Elaine was standing...
FBGT319 ...she's been abducted by some fiendish acrobatic troupe!
FBGT320 That whole monkey-pirate thing is just bizarre.
FBGT321 Those pirates in Danjer Cove walk on their hands? Weird!
FBGT322 They're still warm!
FBNZ324 fort
FBGT325 That fort has seen better days.
FBNZ326 bridge
FBGT327 The bridge is uncrossable.
FBGT328 It's just as well. There's nothing interesting in the fort anyway.
FBNZ329 welcome sign
FBGT330 It says, `Welcome to Puerto Pollo, from the Plunder Island Poultry Brotherhood.`
FBNZ331 plaque
FBNZ332 plaque
F1FS301 Fifteen men on a dead man's... huh?
F1FS302 Who are you?
F1SO303 I'm Guybrush Threepwood, and I'm a mighty pirate!
F1SO304 I'm Guybrush Threepwood, and I want my girlfriend!
F1SO305 I'm Guybrush Threepwood, and I mean to kill you all!
F1SO306 Uh, Ensign Guybrush Threepwood, reporting for duty, sir.
F1FS307 Well, we'll just see how your threats sit with my captain.
F1FS308 Huh. Hmmm. You don't look like a member of my crew.
F1GT309 Honest! I'm the new guy.
F1FS310 I haven't heard of any new recruits. I'll have to check that out with my captain.
F1GT311 Your captain?
F1FS312 Yes, Threepwood. You've come aboard The Sea Cucumber.
F1FS313 I am Mr. Fossey, heh, the First Mate.
F1FS314 And my captain? Why, he's the scourge of the Seven Seas!
F1FS315 The most fearsome pirate in all the Caribbean!
F1FS316 The dread pirate LeCh...
F1GT317 LeCh...!
F1FS318 That's right! Captain LeCh...
F1FS319 Yes, Cap'n?
F1FS320 Just an intruder, sir. But I'm dealing with him.
F1FS321 Oh, yes sir! Right away. Will do.
F1FS322 He says you're to be tortured. Choose your punishment...
F1FS323 ...You can either be tarred and feathered...
F1FS324 ...Or you can walk the plank.
F1SO325 Oh, I walked that plank thing on the way up. Good enough?
F1SO326 Couldn't you just let me off with a stern warning?
F1SO327 Feathered sounds good. How about just feathered?
F1SO328 Any tortures not involving pain, humiliation or stickiness?
F1FS329 No, sorry.
F1FS330 Oh, what to do...what to do...
F1FS331 Well, I suppose we'll have to go with walking the plank.
F1FS332 We're trying to avoid using the tar and feathers.
F1FS333 It's messy, and we need to save the tar for emergency leak repair.
F1FS334 What do you say men! Shall we make him walk the plank?
F1FS336 To the plank with ye!
F1FS337 Hmm. What's that, cap'n?
F1FS338 Vandals?!?
F1FS339 Well, looks like we're having technical difficulties, Threepwood...
F1FS340 ...so we'll have to drag out the tar and feathers after all.
F1FS341 You again!
F1FS342 I don't know how or why you came back on board...
F1FS343 ...but you'll be sorry you did!
F1FS344 AGAIN with the sneaking on board the ship!
F1FS345 I don't know how or why you came back on board...
F1FS346 ...but the next time you walk the plank will be your last!
F1FS347 What's that, cap'n?
F1FS348 Vandals?!?
F1FS349 Well, Threepwood. Looks like we're having a bit of technical difficulties, here, so...
F1FS350 ...our illustrious captain LeCh...
F1FS351 Yes sir, tar and feathers.
F1FS352 I know it's messy, but it's the only torture we have left!
F1FS353 Hmmm. Well, what shall I do with him, Captain?
F1FS354 O.K.
F1FS355 Our illustrious captain has declared that you shall be tarred and feathered!
GDGT301 Thanks guys.
GDGT302 You were a world of help back there.
GDBL303 It was a rousing battle, Cap'n!
GDHM304 Aye, and it reminds me of a song...
GDGT305 We lost a sea battle!
GDGT306 How humiliating for a pirate of my skill and experience.
GDGT307 We lost again!
GDGT308 What am I doing wrong?
GDGT309 That ship was WAY too powerful...
GDGT310 I should be fighting less fearsome opponents...
GDGT311 That was a pretty even match up...
GDGT312 I SHOULD be able to beat that ship!...
GDGT313 Darn!
GDGT314 This just keeps getting harder...
GDGT315 This really stinks!
GDGT316 If only I could win just once...
GDGT317 That was an even match-up...
GDGT318 I SHOULD be able to beat that ship...
GDGT319 I'm still going after ships that are too big for me...
GDGT320 I'll never get any gold if I don't go after lesser pirates than that...
GDGT321 Maybe I can use some of that gold I have to upgrade the ship...
GDGT322 I've just got to keep trying...
GDGT323 Maybe I can get just a little treasure and upgrade the ship...
GDGT324 That was an even match-up...
GDGT325 I SHOULD be able to beat that ship...
GDGT326 I'm still going after ships that are too big for me...
GDGT327 I'll never get any gold if I don't go after lesser pirates than that...
GDGT328 I really shouldn't pick on those poor, defenseless tourists.
GDGT329 It's not good for business on the island.
GDGT330 They do make for good cannon fodder, though...
GDGT331 I guess I need more practice with this swordfighting stuff.
GDGT332 At least I showed 'em in the high-seas-combat part...
GDGT333 We're loaded with booty!
GDGT334 That's one weak looking cannon.
GDGT335 The `Buccaneer's Buddy!` It's kind of pathetic.
GDGT336 The `Ouch-Master!` Not a bad little cannon.
GDGT337 The `Holemaker Deluxe!` A sporty model with good stopping power.
GDGT338 The `Paingiver 2000!` That's a powerful cannon.
GDGT339 The `Mr. Massacre!' cannon.
GDGT340 It's the `Destructomatic T-47 armor-piercing Carnage Delivery System with auto-loading and fax-modem!`
GDVH341 Whooo hooo hooo!
GDGT342 Uhhh... Haggis?
GDHM343 Yes?
GDSO344 I think I'd like full tactical control, now.
GDSO345 I'm ready to take full control this time.
GDSO346 Could you guys give me a hand with this ship combat stuff?
GDSO347 I need a hand here, again.
GDSO348 What am I doing here?
GDSO349 Never mind.
GDHM350 All right, laddy...
GDHM351 We'll give ya a chance.
GDHM352 We'll give ya another chance.
GDHM353 Hard ship combat it is.
GDHM354 I just hope ya know what yer doin'...
GDHM355 Oh, no laddy!
GDHM356 Wouldn't dream of it!
GDGT357 But...
GDHM358 You wanted to do it on your own!
GDGT359 Oh, Haggis...
GDHM360 Don't 'Oh, Haggis' me! We offered our help and you didn't want it!
GDGT361 Don't be THAT way Haggis.
GDGT362 Help me out just this once and I'll fix you up with my sister.
GDHM363 Not interested.
GDSO364 She's beautiful.
GDSO365 She's rich.
GDSO366 She has a full head of hair.
GDHM367 So's me pride!
GDHM368 Rich?
GDHM369 How rich?
GDGT370 Did I mention she has a great personality?
GDHM371 Is it her own hair?
GDGT372 Did I mention she's good with children and animals.
GDHM373 Well now, Captain...let's not take it so personal.
GDHM374 All right, laddy...
GDHM375 I guess we're all in the same boat...
GDHM376 ...and unless we help you out we'll never make it to Blood Island.
GDHM377 Easy ship combat it is!
GDHM378 Well, Captain Threepwood...
GDHM379 If ye e'er be hopin' ta defeat this scalawag Rottingham ship ta ship...
GDHM380 ...we'll be needin' some bigger cannon.
GDHM381 So, lad. I say we tackle some of the wee pirates that prowl these waters.
GDHM382 We'll seize their treasure and use it to buy new weaponry back at Puerto Pollo.
GDHM383 Well, lad. We'll be needin' ta capture the treasure o' some a the more pathetic pirates sailing through these parts.
GDHM384 Then we'll use their treasure ta buy bigger cannons for our ship.
GDHM385 Aye!
GDNZ386 treasure hold
GDGT387 Look at all that booty!
GDGT388 It's empty.
GDGT389 It's so full I couldn't even walk down there.
GDGT390 It's all wet and creepy in there.
GDNZ391 navigational chart
GDGT392 I'm afraid of getting lead poisoning from the ink.
GDGT393 No, I'm terrible at folding up maps.
GDNZ394 McMutton
GDGT395 It's Mcmutton, studying the map.
GDNZ396 Van Helgen
GDNZ397 Bill
GDNZ398 weak cannons
GDGT399 I'd better save my ammo for battle.
GRGT301 It's already open.
GRGT302 There. The bed has been nailed down.
GRGT303 I'm not sure if that's strong enough to hold it.
GRGT304 I might need one more nail.
GRGT305 That ought to do it.
GRGT306 I can't pull it down. I think I broke it.
GRNZ307 bed
GRGT308 It's a Murphy bed.
GRGT309 I need to pull down the bed first.
GRNZ310 bed
GRGT311 Looks comfortable.
GRGT312 One nail will never be enough to hold down this bed.
GRGT313 Not enough leverage.
GRNZ314 book
GRGT315 `The Goodsoups: A Life in Pictures by M.M. Goodsoup`
GRNN316 Goodsoup family history
GRGT317 `The Goodsoups: A Life in Pictures by M.M. Goodsoup`
GRGT318 It's full of all the dates and fun facts you'd ever want to know about the Goodsoup family.
GRGT319 And it says I'll receive a new book every month or cancel with no obligation...
GRGT320 ...and keep my copy of `Buccaneers and Bouillabaisse` as a free gift.
GRGT321 The bed slammed up before I could take it.
GRGT322 I can't use the book with that.
GRNZ323 skeleton
GRGT324 Wow. I bet his room charges are pretty hefty by now.
GRGT325 The bad slammed up before I could reach him.
GRGT326 Eww. Gross.
GRGT327 I wouldn't know what to say.
GRNZ328 boarded hole
GRGT329 Those nails are in there tough.
GRGT330 The Murphy bed has slammed up so many times it's made a hole in the wall.
GRGT331 I can see the Goodsoup crypt from here.
GRGT332 The bed slammed up before I could get to it.
GRNN333 gaping hole
GRGT334 This won't give me enough leverage to pry those boards off.
GRNZ335 window
GRGT336 It looks out over the cemetery. Creepy.
GRGT337 It won't open.
GRGT338 I don't want to break the window.
GRNZ339 bed
GRNZ340 bed
GRNZ341 bed
GRNZ342 mints
GRGT343 They must leave a mint on his pillow every night.
GRGT344 Good thing, too or he'd really stink by now.
GRGT345 It's an enormous pile of grog-o-mints, courtesy of this establishment.
GRGT346 The bed slammed up before I could reach them.
GRGT347 I don't make a habit of eating things found next to corpses.
GRNZ348 nightstand
GRGT349 Quaint.
GRGT350 I'm sure there's nothing in there except one of those hotel bibles.
GRNZ351 porcelain carafe
GRGT352 It's an old-fashioned water carafe.
GRNZ353 wardrobe
GRGT354 It's a really musty-smelling wardrobe.
GRGT355 It's so musty that I don't want to open it up.
CNGT007 Piracy: The LeChuck Way
CNGT008 'Chapter 1'
CNGT009 'Leg irons or flogging?'
CNGT010 'The age old question.'
CNGT011 'Chapter 2'
CNGT012 'How to get more than fifteen men on a dead man's chest.'
CNGT013 'Chapter 3'
CNGT014 'Lice:'
CNGT015 'It's what's for dinner!'
CNGT016 'Chapter 4'
CNGT017 'Mermaids or Manatees?'
CNGT018 'Does it really matter?'
CNGT019 It's a copy of `Piracy the LeChuck Way.`
GLGT301 Hey Murray, remember this?
GLMR302 I'd still appreciate it if I could have that back.
GLGT303 What would you do with it without your collarbone?
GLMR304 Oh, never mind...
GLGT305 Hey, Murray...
GLMR306 Stop tormenting me!
GLGT307 Hey, Murray, check this out!
GLMR308 Oh, ick.
GLMR309 What have you done to my arm?
GLGT310 Rubbed paste all over it.
GLMR311 You are a sad, strange little man.
GLMR312 Get away from me you sick freak.
GLGT313 It's volume `C` and it's mostly digested.
GLGT314 I can only make out page 243...
GLGT315 `A compass is a magnetized bit of metal, floating in a solution.`
GLGT316 What a completely random piece of trivia.
GLGT317 It's made from... porcelain!
GLGT318 Uhhh... porcelain!
GLGT319 More porcelain! When will this nightmare end?
GLGT320 Ahh! I HATE porcelain!
GLGT321 It's a long story. I'll explain later.
GOEM301 Mmmffghh! Brrghhhiff!
GOLC302 That be well spoken, pet.
GOLC303 But save yer breath, lass...
GOLC304 ...ye'll be needin' it fer when ye scream `I do.`
GOEM305 Ffrrrgghh.
GOGT306 Where...where are we?
GOLC307 Don't ya be rememberin' this place, Threepwood?
GOLC308 'Twas not long ago that I trapped ye here, to suffer tortures most foul!
GOGT309 Wait! I can remember!
GOGT310 I've seen this place before...in some terrible nightmare!
GOLC311 'Twas no mere nightmare, Guybrush! Search yer feelings! Ye know it to be true!
GOGT312 OH NO! IT CAN'T BE! BUT IT IS!
GOGT313 This is the Carnival of the Damned!
GOLC314 Aye! The Carnival of the Damned!
GOGT315 You fiend! Why have you brought us here?
GOLC316 Thar be two reasons, ya pathetic privateer.
GOLC317 I be intendin' ta torture and kill ye...
GOLC318 ...and I'll be given Elaine a treasure!
GOGT319 You're wasting your time, LeChuck! Elaine's love can't be bought.
GOLC320 Ahhh! But this be a very special treasure! This be the fabled treasure of Big Whoop!
GOGT321 Big Whoop!
GOLC322 Aye! The very pirate treasure you were searching for before I caught up with ye!
GOLC323 Very well, Threepwood.
GOLC324 If you're going to act like a child, I'll help get you in the mood.
GOLC325 I think you deserve a time-out, young man!
GOGT326 Yeep!
GOGT327 Yikes!
GOGT328 Uh oh!
GOGT329 I regret nothing!
GOEM330 Grrgbbfrrsshh!
GOLC331 Oh, don't mourn for him, my love.
GOLC332 I'm not ready to do away with Guybrush permanently yet.
GOLC333 He has been far too much of an annoyance to kill him so quickly.
GOLC334 I've just... dealt with him for a while...
GOLC335 ...until I can decide how I want to put an end to Guybrush Threepwood once and for all!
GOLC336 Now come, won't you?
GOLC337 We're going for a little ride.
GOLC338 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
VDVH306 That's right. Mine is the name that pirates fear the most.
VDVH307 Edward `Snugglecakes` Van Helgen.
VDGT308 Dude!
VDNN309 Edward Van Helgen
VDSO310 Are you still undecided about joining my crew?
VDSO311 How'd you like to join my ever-growing pirate crew?
VDSO312 I am too a gentleman!
VDSO313 Are you sure you don't want to join my crew?
VDSO314 Are you ready to set sail for adventure?
VDSO315 You went from pirating to hairstyling. Why?
VDSO316 How did you find other music-loving barber pirates?
VDSO317 Are you truly happy with this line of work?
VDSO318 I could be the fourth for your barbershop quartet!
VDSO319 Let me try out for your barbershop quartet again!
VDSO320 Let me try another song for your barbershop quartet!
VDSO321 Listen to me sing again. You'll love it this time.
VDSO322 I've got one song left for you. It's a showstopper!
VDSO323 I bet you have a ton of cool pirate stories.
VDSO324 What went so horribly wrong with that pirate voyage?
VDSO325 Whoa! Look at the time. Gotta scoot.
VDVH326 Of course. I'll meet you on board your ship when you're ready.
VDVH327 Your crew? Why would I want to be on your crew?
VDGT328 It's going to be a blast! We're going to Blood Island!
VDVH329 Sorry, Threepwood. As much as I'd love to be out on the sea again...
VDVH330 ...I could never serve a captain who wasn't a gentleman and who wasn't my equal.
VDSO331 Gentleman? That's me all over!
VDSO332 I'm at least two times your equal!
VDSO333 I AM a gentleman, you big old bed-wetting doody-head!
VDSO334 Fine, be that way.
VDVH335 I told you, not unless you give me sufficient insult and beat me in a duel.
VDVH336 No, I've decided. You're clearly incapable of serving as my captain.
VDVH337 You're no match for me in a gentleman's duel.
VDVH338 And your gross incompetence at even the simplest of...
VDVH339 Ohhh! Hey! Why'd you slap me again?
VDGT340 Just felt like it.
VDVH341 Let's take this outside, shall we?
VDVH342 Then prove it. If you can defeat me in a gentleman's duel, I'll join your crew.
VDGT343 All right. Let's get to dueling!
VDVH344 No, no, no. There are rules.
VDVH345 If you want to duel with me, you have to give me sufficient insult.
VDGT346 Hmmm... okay.
VDSO347 Hey, that's a nice shirt...
VDSO348 Nice cologne you're wearing...
VDSO349 Did I mention you're a big old bed-wetting doody-head?
VDSO350 How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
VDSO351 I don't want to insult you! Why can't we just get along?
VDGT352 How long have you been colorblind?
VDVH353 Oh. Please.
VDGT354 Did you actually roll around in dung, or just dab a little behind each ear?
VDVH355 That's not the type of insult I had in mind.
VDVH356 As a matter of fact, you did. And I'm not impressed.
VDVH357 No, but I'm still not impressed.
VDVH358 THAT's an old one. Come back when you have some fresher material. Eh?
VDVH359 The music of the sea is something that takes hold of your soul and never lets go.
VDVH360 But the life of a sailor is a rough one, and the sea shows no mercy.
VDVH361 It was no easy choice to leave...
VDVH362 ...but I realized that I could still enjoy the music of the sea while remaining safely on land.
VDSO363 Through affordably-priced sea shanty compilation albums?
VDSO364 By hanging out at the docks and singing to passing sailors?
VDSO365 Uh... how?
VDSO366 Great story. I'll have to hear the rest some other time.
VDVH367 Err, no...
VDVH368 No, believe me, THAT doesn't work.
VDVH369 I may return to sea one day, but for now I'm happy helping pirates look their very best.
VDVH370 At least until we find a fourth for our barbershop quartet.
VDVH371 By starting a barbershop quartet, obviously.
VDGT372 Obviously. But there are only three of you.
VDVH373 Auditions didn't go as well as we'd hoped.
VDVH374 We once had a tenor named Dominique, but he left. Artistic differences. Hmph!
VDSO375 You still haven't explained why you chose hairstyling.
VDSO376 Oh, my feet are killing me.
VDSO377 I could be the fourth for your barbershop quartet!
VDSO378 Well, that explains that. Next question.
VDVH379 What was that?
VDGT380 Huh? Oh. I'm sorry, my mind was wandering. Please go on.
VDVH381 Well, we'd spent so much time coming up with a clever name for the shop...
VDVH382 ...we realized we were going to have to give up singing and actually become barbers.
VDVH383 But I still like to think that we're not just cutting hair...
VDVH384 ...that maybe, just maybe, we're teaching people a little bit about themselves.
VDVH385 Uh, no, no. That's okay. Uh, I was wrong. We don't need one after all.
VDGT386 Ah, come on! I've really got a way with a ballad!
VDVH387 All right, then. Let's hear what you've got.
VDVH388 No.
VDGT389 Oh please! Please!
VDGT390 The spirit of music is in me!
VDVH391 All right, but this is the last time.
VDVH392 Am I just not getting through to you, Threepwood?
VDGT393 Come on, this time will be great. Trust me.
VDVH394 If you insist.
VDVH395 I really really REALLY don't want to.
VDGT396 No, believe me! I'm just getting warmed up.
VDVH397 Okay, whatever.
VDSO398 `There's a Monkey in My Pocket` (a popular children's song)
VDSO399 `I've Got a Friend in the Ocean` (a popular pirate shanty)
VDSO400 `Plunder On My Mind` (a popular Caribbean island anthem)
VDSO401 `Wooden Leg, Restless Heart` (a popular romantic ballad)
VDSO402 `Silver's Long Johns` (a popular commercial jingle)
VDSO403 What was I thinking? I can't sing. Never mind.
VDGT404 Oh, there's a monkey in my pocket, And he's stealing all my change His stare is blank and glassy, I suspect that he's deranged...
VDGT408 Once my old man spoke to good King Triton And asked, `Why all this senseless fightin'?` `Why can't we men express emotion?` And now I've got a friend in...
VDGT412 Plunder, Plunder, how I wonder How'd you get so doggone pretty? Home to sailors, barbers, tailors And Puerto Pollo, your capitol city...
VDGT416 I'm hooked on you baby,
VDGT417 But the seas keep us apart
VDGT418 And there ain't no eyepatch big enough
VDGT419 To cover up my broken heart...
VDGT420 For those cold, dark shipboard nights,
VDGT421 We've got boxers, briefs, and tights
VDGT422 Made from cotton, silk, or satin,
VDGT423 In styles Anglo, Dutch, and Latin,
VDGT424 When you sail don't take a chance
VDGT425 Wearing nothing 'neath your pants!
VDGT426 Trust... Silver's Long Johns! (They breathe!)
VDVH427 Oh my dear sweet merciful savior in heaven!
VDGT428 Pretty good, huh?
VDVH429 You must take an oath now, before man and God...
VDVH430 ...that you will never ever again sing in public.
VDGT431 So what are you telling me, exactly?
VDVH432 Great sainted jumping monkeys!
VDGT433 What do you think, huh?
VDVH434 That was even more atonal than last time!
VDVH435 Mother of all that we as humans hold sacred!
VDGT436 Well...?
VDVH437 You're actually beginning to make me physically ill. Please, stop.
VDVH438 Words! I need more words!
VDVH439 My grasp of the language is not sufficient to describe the violent, retching nausea your singing has caused me to experience.
VDGT440 I'm not following you -- is that a good thing?
VDVH441 That's odd.
VDGT442 What? What? You liked it?
VDVH443 No, no, no. It was dreadful. It's just that my queasiness has subsided...
VDVH444 ...but now I'm beginning to taste metal and see spots before my eyes.
VDVH445 I'm afraid that your singing is so bad that it's caused me to have a stroke.
VDVH446 No, I couldn't...
VDGT447 Come on! I'd really like to hear some of...
VDVH448 The year was 1675. We were on a course towards the wreck of The Rattling Phlegm.
VDVH449 Our days were filled with songs of the voyage and the untold riches we'd find at our destination.
VDVH450 Two months into our journey, we realized something was horribly wrong.
VDSO451 Was it some kind of seasickness?
VDSO452 Had your ship been placed under some kind of pirate curse?
VDSO453 Were you haunted by the spiteful ghost of a former captain?
VDSO454 Is this going to be scary?
VDSO455 This story is really freaking me out. Please stop it.
VDVH456 In a manner of speaking.
VDVH457 Not as such, but we were cursed all the same.
VDVH458 No, a restless spirit would have been a welcome relief compared to the evil we faced.
VDGT459 Because I warn you, I'm easily startled and will scream like a baby.
VDVH460 Steel yourself, young pirate.
VDVH461 Well, I suppose they are just stories to you...
VDVH462 ...you haven't lived through the terror.
VDGT463 Geez, sorry. I never knew you pirates were so sensitive.
VDVH464 We were all stricken with a melody...
VDVH465 ...a diabolical song that I shall never forget.
VDVH466 La la la la la la la...
VDGT467 Hey, that's kind of catchy!
VDVH468 Aye, all too catchy for a crew of fifty men confined to a ship hundreds of miles from port.
VDVH469 No one could think of anything else, and many threw themselves into the sea rather than hear any more of the incessant humming.
VDVH470 We returned with but eight of our crew left.
VDVH471 The doomed voyage of The Obsessivo-Compulsivo will haunt me forever.
VLGT301 It's Merton, bull-headed god of tined silverware.
VLGT302 This village is deserted...
VLGT303 ...and yet it looks as if there's going to be a great feast.
VLGT304 How curious.
VLGT305 That looks like a mask.
VLGT306 I'll just walk over here so he won't see me put this on.
VLGT307 Ick.
VLGT308 Ick.
VLGT309 I can barely see out of that mask.
VLGT310 I'd better wait to put it on.
VLGT311 If I take this off now the cannibals may eat me on general principles.
VLGT312 Hmmm... it just sits there...
VLGT313 I get the feeling I'm missing some key ingredient.
VLGT314 Wow. The cork floats. I'm astounded.
VLGT315 Okay, it floats, but it still doesn't point anywhere.
VLGT316 Hey, neat! It points north!
VLGT317 Science is fun when you know the secret!
VLNN318 village
VLGT319 I'm not going back up there! It's too dangerous!
VLNZ320 measuring cup
VLGT321 It's decorative, yet functional.
VLGT322 It's full of sea water.
VLGT323 It's full of sugar-water.
VLGT324 It's empty.
VLGT325 I don't know where this water's been!
VLGT326 I can't use the measuring cup with that.
VLGT327 I need to use the measuring cup with something else.
VLGT328 The pin just sits at the bottom of the cup. I need to make it float.
VLGT329 The pin just sinks. I need to make it float.
VLNZ330 assorted fruits and vegetables
VLGT331 It's a table covered with different fruits and vegetables.
VLGT332 I haven't got any use for this fruit.
VLGT333 I'm not hungry right now.
VLNZ334 block of tofu
VLGT335 It's a large cube of tofu.
VLGT336 A 60-pound block of tofu won't help here.
VLGT337 I don't want to put my hand in there.
VLNZ338 auger
VLGT339 It's an auger.
VLGT340 I don't want to pierce my tongue.
VLGT341 That doesn't need to be augered.
VLGT342 It's sharp!
VLNZ343 tofu mask
VLGT344 My mask of tofu won't do anything here.
VLGT345 It's already got two eyes and a mouth.
VLNZ346 chafing dish
VLGT347 It looks like kidney pie.
VLGT348 This lukewarm chafing dish isn't hot enough to melt the cheese.
VLNZ349 chafing dish
VLGT350 It's holding cute little shrunken head brochettes.
VLNZ351 chafing dish
VLGT352 There's a tag on this one.
VLGT353 'Casserole Medley Surprise.'
VLGT354 It's probably last week's sacrifice.
VLNZ355 ornamental skulls
VLGT356 It looks like a ship's skipper, first mate, a professor and the rest.
VLNZ357 mask
VLGT358 It's a hand-carved mask in the likeness of Leroy...
VLGT359 ...god of pudding.
VLNZ360 decorative centerpiece
VLGT361 Very classy.
VLNZ362 giant idol
VLGT363 It's a statue of Myron...
VLGT364 ...god of parsley and other garnishes.
VLNZ365 idol
VLGT366 It's an idol of Ricky, the helpful god of finger-bowls.
VLNZ367 carved figurehead
VLGT368 It's a statue of Eunice...
VLGT369 ...aardvark-headed goddess of the brown-and-serve dinner roll.
VLNZ370 figurehead
VLNZ371 figurehead
VOGT301 Hey, look here.
VOGT302 Sun-dried Spaniard crisps.
VOLH303 Ohhhhhhhhhh...
VOLH304 Mmmmmmmmmmm...
VOLH305 Crispy fried back skin...
VOLH306 ...Hairless, too. Shaved?
VOGT307 Nope. 100-percent Natural.
VOLH308 Mmmmmmmmmmmm... Savory...
VOLH309 No, I must resist. Against my belief system to eat any fleshy products.
VOLH310 Please, don't tempt me.
VOGT311 I'd probably kill myself if I tried to walk down that path with this mask on!
VOLH312 Hold it!
VOLH313 Not so fast!
VOLH314 Stop!
VOLH315 What do you want?
VOGT316 Ahem.
VOLH317 Finally! You're here.
VOLH318 Come on, we're late for the sacrifice.
VONZ319 islander
VOGT320 It's the leader of the cannibals.
VOGT321 It's one of the native folk.
VGGT301 Nice place. I love what you've done with it.
VGSO302 Who are you and how did you just appear like that?
VGSO303 Don't I know you from somewhere?
VGSO304 You've helped so much and I still don't know your name.
VGSO305 Boy, have I got some stories to tell you!
VGSO306 Nice place. I love what you've done with it.
VGVY307 I am one gifted with the Second Sight, adept at manipulating the forces of nature for the benefit of all who enter my door.
VGGT308 You're a fashion consultant?
VGVY309 Well, yes, but that's not what I was referring to.
VGVY310 I am a Voodoo Priestess.
VGGT311 Neat!
VGVY312 You're an `autumn`, by the way.
VGVY313 We have known each other for a very long time, Guybrush Threepwood.
VGVY314 You've been through much, so it is understandable that you have forgotten me.
VGVY315 We met on MΩlΘe Island, when you were first trying to become a pirate.
VGGT316 Hang on a second. Are we going to do one of those flashback things? They always make me nauseous.
VGVY317 No, I'll make this quick.
VGVY318 I twice helped you defeat the evil pirate LeChuck, first by preparing the voodoo anti-root...
VGGT319 I'm starting to remember...
VGVY320 ...and then again by helping you prepare a voodoo doll of his zombie form.
VGGT321 That's right!
VGVY322 I am known by many names on many different islands.
VGVY323 But names have little importance. You should know this more than anyone, Guybrush Threepwood.
VGGT324 Yes, you're right... Hey! Are you making fun of me?
VGVY325 I wouldn't dream of it.
VGVY326 Stories? Yes, well, I'm... sensing a great disturbance. I have to go.
VGGT327 But I've got to tell you about LeChuck! And Elaine!
VGVY328 I'm going to disappear now, in a big flash of light. Cover your eyes...
VGGT329 No, no, no, wait! It started back on Dinky Island. I knew LeChuck was close...
VGVY330 I'll be disappearing here, any moment.
VGGT331 Okay, okay. No stories.
VGVY332 Thank you. You'll have to excuse the mess. The kids came over to play with their paper voodoo dolls.
VGVY333 They're adorable children. Would you like to see some pictures?
VGSO334 NO!
VGSO335 No, please, no.
VGSO336 For the love of all that is good and holy, NO.
VGSO337 I can't think of anything I would hate more.
VGGT338 Perhaps later.
VGVY339 Yes, there's no time for that now. I sense that something terrible has happened.
VGGT340 Hey, you're good! Something terrible HAS happened!
VGGT341 I finally proposed to Elaine!
VGVY342 Congratulations! That doesn't sound so terr...
VGGT343 And when I placed the engagement ring on her hand she was placed under a horrible pirate curse and trapped for eternity as a solid gold statue!
VGVY344 Ah, that explains it. I was struck with a wave of overwhelming hatred and anger.
VGGT345 Yeah, that LeChuck was a pretty mean guy.
VGVY346 I was talking about Elaine.
VGGT347 There's no time to worry about that now! We have to hurry!
VGVY348 Do not panic, Guybrush. She will be safe until we can break the curse...
VGVY349 You only have to worry about her being stolen. Where did you hide her?
VGSO350 Hide her?
VGSO351 Err... I can't tell you. It's too secret.
VGSO352 Err... I just remembered something. I've got to go.
VGSO353 Oh, shoot.
VGVY354 You didn't hide her?
VGVY355 She's a solid gold statue! On an island full of pirates!
VGVY356 What were you thinking?
VGVY357 Very well. But I am very much relieved to hear that she is safe and...
VGGT358 Err... I just remembered something I've got to do. See you around!
VGVY359 You didn't hide her?
VGVY360 You DID remember to hide the giant solid-gold statue of your girlfriend from all the other pirates on the island?
VGGT361 Uh... Not exactly, but you know...I
VGVY362 You left her out there on the beach, didn't you?
VGGT363 You make it sound so... incompetent.
VGVY364 Go, Guybrush! Hurry! Before you're too late!
VGGT365 Someone's stolen Elaine!
VGVY366 That is unfortunate. It will be difficult to get her back.
VGGT367 Do you know who kidnapped her?
VGVY368 Not for certain. But I suspect that it's the mangy pirates anchored in Danjer Cove.
VGSO369 Who did you say kidnapped Elaine?
VGSO370 Can you give me something to lift the curse?
VGSO371 Where am I going to find a huge, uncursed diamond ring?
VGSO372 How do I get to Blood Island?
VGSO373 Tell me again how to lift this curse.
VGSO374 I finally defeated LeChuck and his skeleton pirates!
VGSO375 About LeChuck...
VGSO376 What island is this, anyway?
VGSO377 About Plunder Island...
VGSO378 I want to know what voodoo spell you're working on.
VGSO379 I want to know more about safe hair replacement systems.
VGSO380 I want to know more about a diet I can live with.
VGSO381 I want to know more about variable-rate mortgages.
VGSO382 I want to know more about a career in TV and VCR repair.
VGSO383 I want to know more about the Aztec god, Quetzalcoatl.
VGSO384 Thanks for your help. Gotta go!
VGVY385 Yes?
VGVY386 Yes?
VGVY387 No, LeChuck's curse is a very powerful one...
VGVY388 ...fueled by his anger and his intense frustration in dealing with the opposite sex.
VGVY389 I have nothing here to lift so powerful a curse, but there is one way.
VGGT390 Great! Tell me!
VGVY391 You have to replace the cursed ring with a pure one of greater or equal value.
VGVY392 A good guideline is two months' salary.
VGSO393 Where am I going to find a huge, uncursed diamond ring?
VGSO394 I had no idea this curse stuff was so complicated.
VGSO395 Isn't there a more budget-conscious way to lift this curse?
VGSO396 This sounds hopeless. Let's talk about something else.
VGVY397 That's nothing. Just be glad she wasn't turned into a magic swan.
VGGT398 What would I have to do then?
VGVY399 You don't want to know. Believe me.
VGVY400 You should be able to do it with virtually no out-of-pocket expense.
VGGT401 Perfect! How?
VGVY402 Legends speak of a whopping big diamond ring on Blood Island.
VGGT403 Blood Island? I've never heard of it.
VGVY404 You will soon become quite familiar with it.
VGVY405 But you must be careful, Guybrush.
VGVY406 I have foreseen that your journey will be filled with peril and deception.
VGVY407 I have also seen that Blood Island will be the place...
VGVY408 ...where you will die.
VGSO409 Uh huh. So, any huge uncursed rings on any other islands?
VGSO410 Die? Did, did you say, `Die?` As in, me? Dead?
VGSO411 And you're saying this is a place I should go?
VGSO412 That sounds like a really bad idea. I want no part of it.
VGVY413 Don't be such a baby.
VGGT414 Isn't there a less... dangerous way?
VGGT415 What are you, nuts?
VGVY416 No. The value of the ring on Blood Island comes from its emotional significance.
VGVY417 It represents a pure, true love, a power greater than any other.
VGGT418 Oh, that's sweet. I... I think I have something in my eye.
VGVY419 Do not mock the voodoo priestess.
VGGT420 Blood Island, here I come!
VGSO421 How do I get to Blood Island?
VGSO422 Well, how will I find the ring on Blood Island?
VGSO423 Blood Island sounds dangerous! Ya have to come with me!
VGSO424 Blood Island, here I come!
VGVY425 You will need three things:
VGVY426 A map to Blood Island, for the journey is a long and dangerous one...
VGVY427 ...a seaworthy ship to take you there...
VGVY428 ...and an experienced crew.
VGGT429 Map, ship, and crew. Got it.
VGVY430 You need to replace the cursed ring with a pure one on Blood Island.
VGVY431 And to get to Blood Island, you need a map, a ship, and a crew.
VGGT432 Map, ship, and crew. Got it.
VGVY433 All I can say is that I see a long and painful history connected with that ring...
VGVY434 ...and I feel a great sadness associated with it.
VGVY435 You will learn more once you have actually found the island.
VGVY436 No, I cannot. I have lived on three different islands in the past six years.
VGVY437 I do not wish to travel anymore.
VGVY438 Besides, this derelict is still in escrow.
VGSO439 But who will give me information and advice?
VGSO440 But who will point me in the right direction?
VGSO441 But who will explain away gaping plot holes?
VGSO442 But who will be the game's only female character?
VGGT443 You've got to come! You're my only hope!
VGVY444 No, Guybrush. There is another.
VGVY445 She's probably been stolen by the mangy pirates anchored in Danjer Cove.
VGGT446 Danjer Cove. Got it.
VGVY447 I suspect it was the work of the pirates anchored in Danjer Cove.
VGGT448 Well, they're going to regret messing with my girlfriend!
VGSO449 Who are these pirates?
VGSO450 Where is Danjer Cove?
VGSO451 This is going to be complicated, isn't it?
VGSO452 Well, they're going to regret messing with my girlfriend!
VGVY453 No one knows.
VGVY454 But people speak of strange, almost inhuman, screams coming from their ship, late into the night.
VGGT455 Creepy.
VGVY456 And their captain is a cruel, savage beast, the fiercest pirate ever to sail the Caribbean!
VGVY457 It is on the west side of the island.
VGVY458 The way is extremely treacherous; few men have seen Danjer Cove and lived.
VGGT459 Figures.
VGVY460 You have no idea.
VGGT461 What's that?
VGVY462 Oh, I said, `Good luck!`
VGGT463 Danjer Cove, huh?
VGGT464 You might want to stay indoors. This could get messy.
VGVY465 True evil can never be destroyed completely.
VGGT466 But I heard him blow up and everything!
VGVY467 You'd be surprised at how much abuse an evil undead zombie pirate can take.
VGSO468 How can I finally destroy him for good?
VGSO469 I finally found Big Whoop and was enormously disappointed!
VGSO470 What makes you think LeChuck will be back?
VGSO471 I'm sick of talking about that jerk LeChuck.
VGVY472 No one knows. His power seems to grow with every incarnation.
VGVY473 You may have dealt with him for now, but this respite can only be temporary at best.
VGVY474 Big Whoop is pure evil. You were lucky to escape alive.
VGGT475 I can't remember much about it... just that I was expecting so much more, and felt so let down.
VGVY476 Yes, it is the source of much of LeChuck's power.
VGGT477 Well, I'm never going back there again.
VGVY478 I have foreseen otherwise.
VGVY479 You will return to Big Whoop and confront LeChuck once again.
VGVY480 Some men can search their entire lives and never discover their reason for being.
VGVY481 LeChuck has found his: to perpetually rise from the dead and torment you and Elaine.
VGVY482 It's what he does best.
VGGT483 Gee, when you put it that way, it's kind of hard to stay mad at him.
VGVY486 Naturally. It's a sort of retirement community for ex-pirates and their spouses.
VGGT487 Hmmm. Sounds... exciting.
VGVY488 Lately there has been all too much excitement on the island.
VGVY489 All centering around Governor Marley, LeChuck, and a giant chicken.
VGGT490 Thanks, I've heard all I needed to know.
VGSO491 Elaine is governor of this island, too?
VGSO492 How did you end up on Plunder Island?
VGSO493 What about this giant chicken business?
VGSO494 Thanks, I've heard all I needed to know.
VGVY495 Actually, Elaine is the governor of the entire tri-island area, comprised of MΩlΘe, Booty, and Plunder Islands.
VGVY496 She moved to her fort here on Plunder after the kitchen and landscaping staff quit her Booty Island mansion.
VGVY497 I realized that my location in the swamp on Scabb Island wasn't ideally situated.
VGGT498 So you moved to a swamp on a different island?
VGVY499 I just said I could see the future; I never claimed to be an expert in real estate.
VGVY500 Ah yes, Guybrush. You have landed on an island gripped...
VGVY501 ...by the cold, clammy hand...
VGVY502 ...of FEAR!
VGGT503 Don't you think you're being a bit over-dramatic?
VGVY504 No. Lights!
VGVY505 This was a peaceful island, until the Great Beast landed on our shores.
VGVY506 Some say It was sent to make the islanders pay for their cruelty; others claim it was simply blind fate.
VGVY507 Whatever the impetus, It came.
VGSO508 What came?
VGSO509 A giant chicken?
VGSO510 The infamous bear-pig of Plunder Island?
VGSO511 Is this going to be scary?
VGSO512 AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
VGVY513 No, even more hideous!
VGGT514 Because I warn you, I've got a notoriously weak bladder.
VGVY515 Steady yourself, Guybrush...
VGVY516 What? What? I'm not even at the scary part yet!
VGGT517 Oh. Sorry. Go ahead.
VGVY518 It was El Pollo Diablo, the Giant Demon Chicken!
VGVY519 Tall as a man and twice as powerful, his massive drumsticks propel him through the dark jungle with ease.
VGVY520 No one has seen the Beast, but on the eve of the full moon...
VGVY521 ...his blood-curdling squawk can be heard from every corner of this wretched island.
VGVY522 In the dark of night, he roosts patiently... watching... waiting... for the one day...
VGGT523 No, no, no wait. Don't tell me. Let me guess...
VGSO524 He's hatching a diabolical scheme.
VGSO525 He's establishing a new pecking order.
VGSO526 He's going to buck-buck-buck the system.
VGSO527 He's crossing the road... to freedom!
VGVY528 He roams the island, exacting terrible vengeance on those who would capture and eat his smaller brethren.
VGGT529 Oh, give me a break.
VGVY530 There were once others like you, skeptical to the true nature of the Beast...
VGVY531 ...but they're all dead now, pecked into a bloody pulp by his savage beak.
VGVY532 But I'm sure you have nothing to worry about.
VGGT533 Yeah, right. Whatever.
VGVY534 Voodoo spell?
VGVY535 Oh, this. This is just a fondue I'm making for tonight. Would you like to try it?
VGGT536 Does it have any skink toes in it?
VGVY537 A few.
VGGT538 I'll pass.
VGVY539 I can imagine. Didn't you have a beard the last time I saw you?
VGGT540 I sure did! A really cool one!
VGGT541 I wonder what happened to it...
VGVY542 I'll share with you knowledge passed from mother to daughter in my family for generations.
VGGT543 What's that?
VGVY544 Low fat, high fiber. It works.
VGVY545 Bad idea. Though attractive to the first-time homeowner, the rate reacts wildly to fluctuations in the market and can work against the buyer over time.
VGVY546 You're best off starting with a 20 percent down payment and a variable-rate mortgage, then refinancing at a fixed rate after one or two years, as the market warrants.
VGGT547 Could you repeat that?
VGVY548 No.
VGVY549 So you want to make more money.
VGGT550 Sure, we all do!
VGVY551 Stick to pirating.
VGVY552 Really sweet guy. Not at all as bloodthirsty as they make him out to be.
VGVY553 Shorter than you might think.
VXMR301 El Pollo Diablo!
VXMR302 At last, one of my demonic brethren, come to set me free!
VXGT303 Oh, brother...
VXMR304 Come, release me so that I might run free alongside you as we terrorize the mortals of this island!
VXGT305 I'm out of here.
VXMR306 Wait!
VXMR307 Don't leave!
VXMR308 El Pollo Diablo!
VXMR309 You have returned for me!
VXGT310 Oops!
VXMR311 At last we can begin our reign of demonic terror...
VXMR312 Wait!
VXMR313 BOO!
VXGT314 AHHHHH!
VXMR315 Bwahahahahahaha!
VXGT316 Oh, it's just you again.
VXMR317 Just your most terrifying image of evil revisited!
VXGT318 Yeah, right.
VXMR319 I bring you warning from the infernal realms... do not go farther into the swamp!
VXMR320 Turn back! Turn back! Darkness will envelop you!
VXMR321 Bwahahahahahaha!
VXNZ322 Murray
VXGT323 It's my pal from LeChuck's ship.
VXGT324 I don't know if I want to carry him around. He's kind of annoying.
VXGT325 I think he wants to be alone right now.
VXMR326 I have no gut to bust.
VXMR327 Mmmmmmmm...
VXNZ328 bovine skull
VXSQ329 Mooooo...
VXSQ330 I am Moosferatu, the demonic Jersey Cow.
VXMR331 Oh Moosferatu, I am Murray!
VXMR332 Free me, and I shall forever be your faithful nether-worldly servant!
VXGT333 (Laugh) Gotcha!
VXMR334 You...
VXSQ335 Mooooo...
VXMR336 You...
VXNZ337 wrecked ship
VXGT338 It looks like it was thrown here by a typhoon.
VIGT301 I'm sure it won't do anything.
VIGT302 After all, it's just a paper voodoo-doll.
VIGA303 Ahhhhhhh.
VIGA304 What a relief!
VIGA305 Oh! The pain!
VIGA306 Ooooh! Migraine!
VIGA307 Make it stop! Aaaaaah!
VIGA308 Yeeeeee!
VIGA309 Ahh... no, it's at the small of my back... no, higher... little higher... RIGHT there! Oh, perfect!
VIGT310 ELAINE!
VIGT311 I've got to get her back!
VIGT312 This is so embarrassing.
VIGT313 It looks like I'm going to need some more help.
VIGT314 Hmmm...
VIGT315 She must be out.
VIGT316 Wow! I got a whole pack of gum!
VINZ317 pin
VIGT318 It's a voodoo pin.
VIGT319 No, I have a very low threshold of pain.
VIGT320 I don't want to pin that.
VIGT321 I don't want to poke myself with a pin.
VIGT322 Cool! A magnetic pin!
VIGT323 The mind boggles at the possibilities!
VIGT324 I've already magnetized the pin.
VINZ325 voodoo doll
VIGT326 How cute!
VIGT327 A paper voodoo-doll.
VIGT328 It's a paper voodoo-doll.
VIGT329 I don't need it.
VIGT330 It's just a toy.
VINZ331 paste
VIGT332 It's a bottle of paste.
VIGT333 I'm not that hungry.
VIGT334 I can't paste that.
VIGT335 I need something to put the paste on.
VIGT336 The plug is all pasty now.
VIGT337 There's already enough paste on it.
VINZ338 alligator
VIGT339 It's a big stuffed alligator, with an unusually long tongue.
VIGT340 He's stuffed.
VIGT341 I wouldn't know where to put him.
VINZ342 alligator tongue
VIGT343 It's the alligator's tongue... and it's still moist!
VIGT344 Now that's just wrong.
VINZ345 piranha
VIGT346 I think he's had his teeth capped.
VIGT347 Not without tartar sauce.
VINZ348 unusual tureen
VIGT349 It's full of some mysterious, unrecognizable substance.
VIGT350 No. It smells a bit like skink toes.
VINZ351 bookcase
VIGT352 There's a copy of 'I'm O.K., You're a Zombie.'
VIGT353 No time for reading.
VINZ354 gumball machine
VIGT355 `Admiral Sweetums Bit-o-Jerky Bubblegum. Five cents.`
VIGT356 I have to get the gum out of the machine first.
VIGT357 I'm no vandal. I'm a pirate.
VIGT358 It ate my nickel.
VINZ359 pack of gum
VIGT360 Bit-o-Jerky bubblegum.
VIGT361 Mmm...tastes like sirloin!
VIGT362 I don't need a new stick.
VIGT363 My old one still has some flavor left.
VIGT364 That doesn't need gum.
VIGT365 This gum feels warm.
VINZ366 toy scissors
VIGT367 I don't want those dull, little scissors.
WGSO001 I'm Guybrush Threepwood, who are you?
WGSO002 You don't scare me, you mangy pirate!
WGSO003 Hello. Please don't kill me.
WGSO004 Aaargh!
WGSO005 I'm selling these fine leather jackets.
WGSO006 Aren't you a little short for a pirate?
WGWY007 I'm the evil pirate, Bloodnose!
WGWY008 The wickedest fiend ever to sail under the banner of King Death!
WGWY009 I'd as soon chew your nose off as look at you!
WGWY010 I'm feared from Bristol to Barbados!
WGWY011 Brave talk, boy!
WGWY012 But now you're face to face with the wicked pirate Bloodnose!
WGWY013 I'm the scourge of four out of the seven seas.
WGWY014 Oh, don't worry about it.
WGWY015 I don't...
WGWY016 ...Um...
WGWY017 I mean...
WGWY018 Ye had best beg for your life, ya fetid flounder!
WGWY019 Woe be to ye who fall victim to the zombie pirate LeChuck!
WGWY020 Aye!
WGWY021 Really?
WGGT022 Of course!
WGGT023 Well...
WGGT024 No.
WGGT025 I'm lying.
WGWY026 In that case I don't want one.
WGGT027 Sorry we couldn't make a deal.
WGGT028 So, I'll be going now.
WGWY029 Oh, no ya don't.
WGWY030 Cross me again and I'll chum for sharks with ya!
WGWY031 Hold yer tongue, captive!
WGWY032 Or I'll be holdin' it fer ya!
WGGT033 Eeewww!
WGSO034 You sound pretty tough.
WGSO035 How tough are you again?
WGSO036 Well, I'm pretty tough myself!
WGSO037 I am so tough!
WGSO038 Yes, I am!
WGSO039 Are so!
WGSO040 Are you wearing a fake beard?
WGSO041 Ya scurvy sea dog!
WGSO042 Is that a real eyepatch?
WGSO043 Is that hook for real?
WGSO044 Can I borrow your cannon for a second?
WGWY045 I'm so tough, in junior high, I stuffed Davy Jones in his locker.
WGWY046 I'm so tough, I could survive being flogged with a cat o' nine-tails for half an hour...
WGWY047 ...or three cats o' five-tails for eighteen minutes.
WGWY048 I'm so tough, I...
WGWY049 ...er...um...
WGWY050 I drink milk straight from the carton!
WGGT051 Ooooh!
WGWY052 Of course it's not fake!
WGWY053 Bloodnose the Pirate would not have a fake beard!
WGGT054 Yes, it is!
WGGT055 It's been glued to your ear hair!
WGWY056 Actually, it's a highly sophisticated beard weave...
WGWY057 ...made from the chest and back hair of real pirates!
WGWY058 I'm hoping it'll take root if I don't wash it for a while!
WGWY059 Aye!
WGWY060 Sure it be real!
WGGT061 Then why are you wearing a monocle underneath it?
WGWY062 It keeps the dust out o' me eye socket!
WGWY063 Of course it's real!
WGWY064 In Madagascar, it was.
WGWY065 A vicious shark tore off me hand.
WGWY066 What a struggle it was. I remember...
WGGT067 It is so a fake!
WGWY068 It is not!
WGWY069 Well...
WGWY070 O.K., it is.
WGWY071 See, I haven't lost my hand yet.
WGWY072 This is sort of a training-hook.
WGWY073 I'm wearing this just to get used to the feel of it.
WGWY074 Captain LeChuck says he'll cut my hand off when he gets some free time.
WGWY075 I do have a hang nail.
WGWY076 It'll probably get infected.
WGWY077 No, ya scheming scalawag!
WGWY078 Ya scrappy scofflaw!
WGWY079 Ya steamin' soufflΘ!
WGWY080 Ye won't be touchin' this weapon o' destruction!
WGWY081 You!
WGWY082 Don't make me laugh!
WGWY083 You couldn't even grow a decent beard!
WGGT084 Well, what about YOUR beard?
WGGT085 And furthermore...
WGGT086 Hey...
WGGT087 How did you know about my attempted beard?
WGWY088 Er...
WGWY089 Pirate's intuition.
WGWY090 You are not!
WGWY091 No, you're not!
WGWY092 Are not!
WGWY093 Oh, yeah?
WGWY094 Well, I want a cracker!
WGGT095 What kind of a comeback is that?
WGWY096 That's not terrifying?
WGGT097 Not in the least.
WGWY098 How strange.
WGWY099 I'm sure I said it right.
WGNN100 Wally
WGGT101 Hey! Wait a minute!
WGGT102 You're not a pirate!
WGGT103 Wally!
WGGT104 Don't you recognize me?
WGGT105 It's Guybrush Threepwood!
WGWY106 Oh, gee...
WGWY107 Hello, Mr. Wood.
WGWY108 How did you know it was me?
WGGT109 You have 'Wally' embroidered on your hat.
WGWY110 Darn.
WGGT111 The last time I saw you, we were prisoners in LeChuck's dungeon.
WGGT112 Why would you sign on with a ship of the living dead?
WGWY113 Well, Mr. Brush...
WGWY114 ...at first I had some misgivings about it.
WGWY115 But thanks to LeChuck's seminars, motivational lectures...
WGWY116 ...and audio books-on-parrot, I've become a vicious corsair!
WGWY117 They gave me the skills I needed for a rewarding...
WGWY118 ...lucrative career as a pirate.
WGWY119 You can too!
WGWY120 Ask me how!
WGSO121 Tell me about these seminars.
WGSO122 Tell me about these motivational lectures.
WGSO123 Tell me about these audio books.
WGSO124 Do you have any literature I could look at?
WGSO125 Tell me more!
WGSO126 I'm not in the mood for sales hype.
WGWY127 The seminars really brought things into focus.
WGWY128 You don't know how empowering it is...
WGWY129 ...to be able to say to yourself...
WGWY130 'Yes. I am a despicable, filthy, villainous pirate...'
WGWY131 '...deserving blame and censure...'
WGWY132 '...but THAT pirate...'
WGWY133 '...is who I want to be.'
WGWY134 Everyone was really very supportive.
WGWY135 We had this great feeling of synergy.
WGWY136 Then LeChuck kicked down the door and said...
WGWY137 'Ye lazy scum!'
WGWY138 'Get back ta work or I'll beat you with yer own legs.'
WGWY139 Well, they weren't lectures as such.
WGWY140 It was what LeChuck described as flogging the inner child.
WGWY141 To become a pirate, the audio books-on-parrot are the key.
WGWY142 You get a set of twelve parrots...
WGWY143 ...one a month.
WGWY144 Return as many as you like.
WGWY145 Keep them all and live.
WGWY146 They teach you to talk just like a pirate!
WGWY147 All the key phrases are in there!
WGWY148 'Blow the man down.'
WGWY149 'Shiver me timbers.'
WGWY150 'Who's a pretty bird?'
WGWY151 All the phrases a pirate needs to command respect on the high-seas!
WGWY152 Here.
WGWY153 At least take this literature.
WGWY154 You may change your mind.
WGWY155 Here.
WGWY156 This leaflet explains the basic philosophy I follow.
WGSO157 Set me free, Wally.
WGSO158 What's behind that door?
WGSO159 What's behind the door again?
WGSO160 What are LeChuck's plans?
WGSO161 What are LeChuck's plans again?
WGSO162 Snap out of it Wally!
WGSO163 You're a failure as a pirate.
WGWY164 I can't, Mr. Brush.
WGWY165 I'm the evil pirate Bloodnose, now.
WGWY166 And besides...
WGWY167 ...even if you got up on deck, LeChuck would cut you to ribbons.
WGWY168 Oooooh...
WGWY169 That's the door to LeChuck's treasure hold.
WGWY170 There's heaps and piles of gold and silver.
WGWY171 He's brought all the loot he's ever stolen to give to Elaine.
WGWY172 LeChuck is convinced that he can buy Elaine's love.
WGGT173 Hmmmm...
WGWY174 It's LeChuck's fabulous treasure hold.
WGWY175 He's been working on a secret weapon.
WGWY176 Some incredibly powerful cannonball.
WGWY177 He's going to use it to blow down the walls of the fort...
WGWY178 ...so his crew can overrun the island!
WGWY179 He's going to blow up the fort with a magic cannon ball.
WGWY180 That's Bloodnose to you, ya scurvy sea-bass!
WGWY181 The only thing that'll be snappin' around here is yer neck!
WGWY182 Shut yer trap, ya yellow-bellied blowfish!
WGWY183 One more peep out of you and I'll do ya in!
WGSO184 Peep.
WGSO185 Word.
WGSO186 Try it, shrimpy.
WGSO187 You haven't got the guts!
WGSO188 You wouldn't dare!
WGSO189 You and what navy?
WGSO190 You're a cartographer, not a pirate.
WGSO191 Just go ahead and shoot.
WGWY192 I am not!
WGWY193 I'm a vicious pirate.
WGGT194 You've got 'I luv maps' embroidered on your shirt.
WGWY195 That's a coincidence!
WGWY196 Now keep quiet before I fill you full of lead.
WGWY197 Ya scabrous swab!
WGWY198 One more word and I'll let you have it!
WGWY199 Ya jigglin' jellyfish!
WGWY200 Ya sanguine sasquatch!
WGWY201 Don't make me use this pistol on you!
WGWY202 OK!
WGWY203 That's it!
WGWY204 I'm gonna fill you with so full of bullets...
WGWY205 ...you'll get a job as a bean-bag chair!
WGWY206 I'm gonna blast ya!
WGWY207 I'm gonna...
WGWY208 ...I'm...
WGWY209 ...gonna...
WGWY210 ...<sniff>...
WGWY211 Oh, I can't do it!
WGWY212 I just can't!
WGWY213 <sob>
WGWY214 You're right, Mr. Wood!
WGWY215 I'm just not a pirate!
WGWY216 I'm not ferocious, or bloodthirsty, or hateful, or anything!
WGWY217 I'm not even...
WGWY218 <whimper>
WGWY219 I'm not even unpleasant!
WGWY220 Waaaaaaaaah!
WGGT221 Oh. There, there.
WGWY222 <weep>
WGWY223 Thanks...<sniff>...Mr. Brush.
WGWY224 I'll just be over here...
WLGT001 I can't quite squeeze past this cannon.
WLWY002 Move out of the way!
WLWY003 I can't fire the cannon with you standing there!
WLGT004 If I gave you your arm back, what would you do with it?
WLMR005 I'd terrorize the South Seas!
WLMR006 I'd torture the living!
WLMR007 I'd demolish the...er...
WLMR008 What I meant to say was I'd use it to pet kittens.
WLGT009 (Laugh) Nope.
WLGT010 You blew it.
WLMR011 Drat.
WLMR012 Well, they've messed with the wrong skull this time! Ha Ha!
WLMR013 If I could just get my hands on that gunner! If I could just get my hands, period!
WLMR014 Ah, well. I guess I'll just have to look on the bright side of this.
WLMR015 At least I've lost some weight.
WLMR016 Boy! There's not much to do out here when you're just a bodiless head.
WLMR017 I could pass the time by whistling if I had lips.
WLMR018 This is just SO unfair!
WLMR019 Now everybody's going to storm the fort and I'm going to be stuck here.
WLMR020 Hey!
WLMR021 Hey! That's my arm!
WLMR022 Give that back!
WLNZ023 debris
WLGT024 There's a skeletal arm, floating in the water.
WLGT025 I can't reach that far!
WLGT026 The hook won't reach.
WLGT027 That will reach it, but it can't catch hold.
WLNZ028 cutlass
WLGT029 It's a sharp cutlass.
WLGT030 That's a little large to pick my teeth with.
WLGT031 That doesn't need cutting.
WLGT032 I don't want to use this cutlass for no reason.
WLNZ033 skeleton arm
WLGT034 It's a skeleton arm.
WLGT035 It's a skeleton arm with paste all over it.
WLGT036 I can't use the skeleton arm with that.
WLGT037 I can't use the skeleton arm with that.
WLGT038 It's all bony and creepy and stuff.
WLNZ039 floating skull
WLGT040 It's a horrible skull.
WLGT041 I think it would bite me.
WLGT042 I've got nothing to say to him.
WLGT043 No.
WLGT044 He'd just use it for evil.
WLNZ045 porthole
WLGT046 There's a strange glow coming from that porthole.
WLGT047 Can anybody down there hear me?
WLGT048 I guess not.
WLNZ049 porthole
WLGT050 It's a brightly lit porthole.
WLGT051 Is there anyone down in the hold?
WLGT052 I don't think anyone is there.
WLNZ053 gunport
WLGT054 It's another gun bay.
WLGT055 Hey!
WLGT056 Is anyone over there?
WLGT057 There's no one over there.
WLGT058 I can't squeeze past this cannon to get over there.
WLNZ059 muzzle
WLGT060 It's the muzzle of the cannon.
WLGT061 The cannon is already loaded.
WLNN301 talking skull
WDGT301 Peeeewwww!!
WDWR302 Yeah, kid? What is it?
WDSO303 Yikes! What is that horrible smell?
WDSO304 Am I the only one nauseated by that terrible stench?
WDSO305 What are you guys doing here?
WDSO306 How does this whole booth work again?
WDSO307 I want to shoot the cannon! I want to shoot the cannon!
WDSO308 Fire the cannon again!
WDSO309 What in the world is meringue?
WDSO310 What's Dinghy DogÖ really like in person?
WDSO311 Could you, uh, introduce me to Dinghy DogÖ?
WDSO312 Dinghy DogÖ is really cool, huh?
WDSO313 I bet Dinghy DogÖ gets paid a lot of money, right?
WDSO314 I bet Dinghy DogÖ could beat you up.
WDSO315 Never mind.
WDWR316 I dunno, kid. Whipped egg whites, I guess.
WDWR317 It's a giant rat suit, you little brat.
WDWR318 What did you expect? Roses?
WDWR319 Okay, okay. The suit smells. We've heard it.
WDWR320 Everybody just come over and pick on the giant rat man.
WDWR321 It's `Blow the Man Down`, the most fun on the midway.
WDWR322 Hit the funny clown and win a fantastic prize!
WDWR323 Watch the pies fly from the cannon with blinding speed and loud report...
WDWR324 ...and if your aim is true, go home with your winnings.
WDWR325 Join in the laughs with your happy sailor host Wharf RatÖ and his pal Monty MeringueÖ.
WDGT326 What flavor?
WDWR327 What?
WDGT328 What flavor are the pies today?
WDWR329 I don't know! Lemon meringue, I think.
WDWR330 What kind of a stupid question is that?
WDWR331 It's not that complex a concept, kid.
WDWR332 Fire pies from the cannon at the guy in the clown suit.
WDWR333 Ya hit him and win a prize.
WDWR334 It's Great fun.
WDWR335 Sorry, little guy, you've already seen it enough times.
WDWR336 Hey! These pies aren't cheap, you know.
WDWR337 Sorry, little boy, you're too young.
WDWR338 `Blow the Man Down` is for older kids.
WDGT339 That's discrimination!
WDGT340 How do I know it really works if I can't see it go off?
WDWR341 Okay, kid. You want to see the cannon fire? Here we go.
WDWR342 I already showed it to you.
WDGT343 Do it again! Do it again!
WDWR344 All right, kid. Just one more time.
WDWR345 What are you asking me for?
WDWR346 I'm just a giant rat.
WDWR347 I'm not allowed to associate with His Highness The Great and Mighty Dinghy DogÖ.
WDWR348 No, I can't.
WDWR349 Now go away.
WDWR350 Oh, yeah. He's a regular saint.
WDWR351 So much more gifted a performer than any common old giant rat.
WDWR352 Give a guy a big dog suit and he turns into a...a freaking prima donna.
WDWR353 Yeah, and so what if he does?
WDWR354 It doesn't take any talent to make a big puppy dog appealing.
WDWR355 Now, getting children to hang around a giant rat...(Laugh)
WDWR356 ...that's art.
WDGT357 I bet his suit doesn't stink, either.
WDWR358 You know, you're really starting to bug me, kid.
WDWR359 Could not.
WDGT360 I bet he could.
WDWR361 I'll tell you what, kid: why don't you go take a swipe at him...
WDWR362 ...and then come back here and tell me what happened, huh?
WXNZ301 pepper
WXGT302 It's a chili pepper.
WXGT303 Pepper, you're going undercover!
WXGT304 I can't use a pepper with that.
WXGT305 I've never been a good cook.
WXNZ306 pepper plant
WXGT307 It's a wild pepper plant.
WXGT308 I only need one.
WXNZ309 door
WXGT310 The lock's too big for this card.
WXNZ311 window
WXGT312 It's an open window at the top of the windmill.
WXGT313 I can't reach it.
WXNZ314 windmill blades
WXGT315 They're spinning around the top of the windmill.
WXGT316 I can't hold on with my bare hands.
WXNZ317 barrel
WXGT318 There's a barrel at the top of the windmill.
WXGT319 It's full of fermenting sugar water used for making rum.
WXGT320 It's full of sugar-water now.
WXNN321 jar of water
WXGT322 It's already got plenty of sugar water in it.
WKGT301 Haggis...
WKHM302 Aye?
WKSO303 Mutiny is a big step...
WKSO304 Are you sure you don't want to be pirates again?
WKSO305 Join me or I'll KILL you all!
WKSO306 How are the repairs coming?
WKSO307 You mutineers had best beware!
WKSO308 My that's a big bottle of lotion you have there.
WKSO309 Could I have just a little bit of lotion?
WKSO310 There's no way that I can have even a drop of lotion?
WKSO311 What did you want in exchange for the lotion?
WKSO312 I'll let you get back to work.
WKHM313 We need to seal the hull o' the ship, but we're out o' tar.
WKHM314 If ye can find a substitute fer tar, I'll let ya have the lotion.
WKHM315 Beware of what?
WKGT316 Well, for one thing...
WKHM317 Aye.
WKSO318 I'll put a terrible pirate curse on you!
WKSO319 You'll be driven to madness by the shame of your own guilt!
WKSO320 The sea hates a deserter, and she'll swallow you up.
WKSO321 If I wore a kilt, I wouldn't wear highly polished shoes.
WKGT322 If I wore a kilt, I wouldn't wear highly polished shoes.
WKGT323 I'll put a terrible pirate curse on you!
WKGT324 You'll be driven to madness by the shame of your own guilt!
WKGT325 The sea hates a deserter, and she'll swallow you up.
WKHM326 Could ya be turnin' Bill into solid gold, like yer girlfriend?
WKGT327 I guess that's not much of a threat.
WKHM328 No, lad.
WKHM329 Oh, don't worry about me. I'll be just fine, lad. Just fine.
WKHM330 I do this ALL the time.
WKHM331 No, lad. The sea hates phone solicitors that call at mealtimes.
WKHM332 It will be the Alps what hates a deserter.
WKGT333 Oh, shucks. I always get those two confused.
WKHM334 Ach! By me Great Aunt Fergus!
WKHM335 Ye be right, laddie! I HAD best beware!
WKHM336 Well...maybe we could make a deal.
WKHM337 Ya see, we need to be repairin' the ship.
WKHM338 She's leaky as a colander.
WKHM339 And for some unknown reason, the ship's supplies o' tar have been depleted.
WKHM340 How the previous crew could set sail without any tar aboard eludes me.
WKHM341 But the fact is unless we get us some tar or somethin' like it, we're doomed to this island for good.
WKHM342 Aye, I'd give ya the whole bloomin' bottle of lotion...
WKHM343 ...if 'ya could find me somethin' to patch the ship so we can be on our way home.
WKHM344 That's right she be...
WKHM345 ...and don't 'ye be gettin' any ideas 'bout stealin' it!
WKHM346 We're sure to be needin' it. Ya see...
WKHM347 ...carpentry in this tropical climate can and will prematurely age yer skin!
WKHM348 'Tis but one of the many hardships a pirate must face daily during this barbarous age.
WKHM349 Aye! And if we pirates didn't carry hand lotion aboard all our ships, we'd probably die from the chafing.
WKGT350 Wow! If I were doing a history report on pirates and I included that fact I'd get an A+.
WKGT351 We're talkin' GUARANTEED A+.
WKGT352 And that A+ just might get you into the college of your choice.
WKGT353 Think about it.
WKHM354 Look, I told ye to forget it!
WKGT355 ...are you sure you won't reconsider?
WKHM356 Aye, lad. We're all agreed.
WKHM357 We'd rather feel the spray of detangler in our faces than the spray of the ocean.
WKHM358 Aye, we're sure.
WKHM359 We'd all rather be cutting hair than cutting throats.
WKHM360 Well...except for Bill.
WKGT361 Of course.
WKHM362 Of course you will, laddie.
WKHM363 By the way, have you got any duct tape, laddie? We're reattaching the mainsail.
WKGT364 Um...no.
WKHM365 That's a shame. I guess we'll have to use nails then.
WKHM366 Sorry, lad.
WKGT367 Oh, shoot.
WKHM368 Well lad, things could be worse.
WKHM369 There's plenty o' lumber on this island, so we'll be able to repair all the major holes in the hull.
WKHM370 We'll also be addin' a hardwood dance floor on the lido deck.
WKGT371 Nice.
WKHM372 Aye. It's somethin' we've been talkin' about for a while.
XGXM301 I feel a dark presence coming over me...
XGGT302 Hi there!
XGXM303 Aieee!
XGGS304 Ahhh!
XGGS305 Please! Keep it down! No screaming!
XGGS306 Oh, my head...
XGSO307 Hi, I'm Guybrush. And you would be...?
XGSO308 Tell me my fortune! Tell me my fortune!
XGSO309 What's in the cards for me? Fame? Fortune? Romance?
XGSO310 There must be some mistake. Read my tarot cards again.
XGSO311 I'm feeling luckier. Give me another tarot reading.
XGSO312 Hit me.
XGSO313 How about giving me one more tarot reading?
XGSO314 Would you happen to know any good hangover remedies?
XGSO315 Do you know anything about the lost ring of Blood Island?
XGSO316 Where can I find this Goodsoup diamond?
XGSO317 Never mind.
XGNN318 Madame Xima
XGXM319 I am Madame Xima...
XGGT320 Whatever. Tell me my fortune!
XGXM321 I do not think you wish to hear.
XGXM322 There are things of which a man is better off being ignorant.
XGGT323 But I'm already ignorant of so many things! I want to know my future!
XGXM324 No. You are not meant to know...
XGGT325 I bet you just can't do it. That's the problem.
XGGT326 You can't do it, and you're afraid everyone will find out you're just a phony.
XGXM327 You know, I could put a curse on you that would make every morsel of food you eat...
XGXM328 ...become a ravenous cockroach inside your intestines...
XGXM329 ...giving you the most excruciating death imaginable.
XGGT330 So are you going to tell me my fortune or not?
XGXM331 I'm not kidding.
XGGT332 Okay, okay.
XGXM333 (sigh) Very well. We will consult the cards.
XGXM334 The process of reading the tarot is a very complex one...
XGXM335 ...each draw of the cards foretells an upcoming event in your life.
XGXM336 When assembled, they will tell the story of your future...
XGXM337 ...a future filled with twists and...
XGXM338 AIEEEEEE!
XGGS339 Good lord, woman! Stop that screaming!
XGGT340 What is it? Is that a good AIEEEEEE?
XGXM341 It is DEATH!
XGGT342 In the tarot, `Death` just means `Change`, right?
XGGT343 I mean, it's nothing to get worried about, right?
XGXM344 Um... yes, sure. Whatever you say.
XGXM345 Now please, go.
XGXM346 There is no mistaking your fate, Guybrush.
XGXM347 The cards do not lie.
XGXM348 But if you insist...
XGXM349 Once again, it is DEATH.
XGXM350 Luck is not involved here, Guybrush.
XGXM351 It is your destiny!
XGGT352 Density, shmensity.
XGXM353 Not `density`. `Destiny`.
XGGT354 Whatever. Let's see what the cards say this time.
XGXM355 The card says `DEATH`.
XGGT356 Are you sure you're not dealing from the bottom of the deck?
XGXM357 Remember that curse I told you about?
XGGT358 Okay, okay.
XGXM359 DEATH.
XGGT360 How many of those cards do you have, anyway?
XGXM361 This is evil work, Guybrush.
XGXM362 The fates have conspired against you...
XGXM363 ...and no man can interfere!
XGXM364 Your path has been determined.
XGGT365 Okay, I get your point, I really do.
XGGT366 Just one more time.
XGGT367 For Guybrush.
XGXM368 (gasp!)
XGGT369 Let me guess... DEATH?
XGXM370 Leave this place!
XGGT371 Huh?
XGXM372 You are putting us all in grave danger!
XGXM373 Your very presence will bring us nothing but sickness, tragedy, and death!
XGGT374 Oh yeah? Well...
XGXM375 Demon! Demon!
XGNN376 tarot cards
XGNN377 tarot card
XGXM378 My people are adept at the art of clearing the foggy head.
XGXM379 The process is simple:
XGXM380 First, you must find four dozen leeches.
XGGT381 Leeches?
XGXM382 Then, hang the victim upside down from the top of a birch tree.
XGGT383 Upside down?
XGXM384 Build a fire underneath the victim, using twenty gallons of alcohol and bat excrement as fuel.
XGGT385 Excrement?
XGXM386 Remove all your clothes and dance about the bonfire, chanting in the language of the ancients...
XGGT387 Okay, hold it. This is getting a little bit weird.
XGXM388 What can I say? It works.
XGGT389 Thanks, but I think I'll try something else.
XGXM390 I sense tremendous sorrow in connection with that ring.
XGXM391 And a great part missing. A beautiful diamond.
XGGT392 Where is the diamond?
XGXM393 I see a dark cave, filled with evil men.
XGXM394 And a place of death...
XGXM395 ...a dark island in the form of a giant skull!
XGGT396 Madame Xima, I...
XGXM397 Be gone!
XGXM398 You will bring death to all who surround you!
XGXM399 No good can come of this!
BBFP005 Nice boots, huh?
BBTP010 ...Sorry.
BBFP015 Hey! What d'ya know?
BBFP020 I really AM big-boned!
BBTP025 Uh-oh, quiet!
BBTP030 Here comes Captain LeChuck.
BBLC035 Avast thar, ye lubbers!
BBLC040 Set sail for my stronghold on Monkey Island. I'll unleash my entire army of the undead. This time, Elaine will be mine!
BBLC045 Ah, Elaine! 'Twill be a sweet day in hell when ya feel the fiery breath of my kiss on yer lips, and become my undead bride. And I'll destroy any man who dares get in my way!!
BBLC050 Sufferin' Sailors, 'tis good to be dead! Ha, Ha, Ha!
CREM055 Guybrush?...
CREM060 Guybrush!
CREM065 I thought I'd lost you forever. Is it really you?
CRGT070 Yes, Elaine!
CRGT075 Umm...did you really mean what you said out there?...That I was the only man you ever loved?
CREM080 Uh...well...Yes, Guybrush, I guess I did.
CRGT090 Elaine, I'm a man of action. A swashbuckler. A rogue. A wanderer! A man who can hold his breath for ten minutes. I have no ties and no regrets. I sail with the wind and go where adventure takes me.
CREM095 Guybrush, stop babbling.
CRGT100 Elaine, will you marry me?
CREM105 Oh, Guybrush!
CRGT115 Oh,
CRGT120 You're alive! Uh, but, how did you survive the explosion?!!
CRWY125 I was thrown clear. I'm just lucky I wasn't wearing my seat belt.
CRWY130 Wow, Elaine! That's some ring!
CREM135 Thank you, Wally. It's an engagement ring from Guybrush.
CRWY140 Hey! That looks just like that big diamond ring LeChuck had in his treasure hold.
CRWY145 You know, the one with that ghastly, disfiguring voodoo curse on it.
CRWY150 Well, I'm sure Guybrush wouldn't have given you THAT ring.
CRWY155 Anyway, I gotta be going. I hear there's a tattoo removal place on this island that's freckle-safe.
CRWY160 See ya at the wedding!
CREM165 Guybrush?!!!
CRGT170 Uhhh...
FILC180 Aaaaaargh!!!
INLC205 Fire!
INGI210 Incoming! Aaaaaaah!
INEM215 How many times do I have to tell you, LeChuck? I just don't feel that way about you.
INGT220 Elaine!
INLC225 By my congealed blood, you'll learn to love me! Sail with me and I'll make ya queen of the dead!
INEM230 I...I can't. I'm washing my hair tonight.
INLC235 Blast be yer hair, woman! Can't you see that this salty old sea-corpse pines for your every gentle caress?
INEM240 You know...I don't think my father would approve of me dating the undead-
INEM245 And you're probably too nice a zombie-pirate for me anyway--
INEM250 ...Let's just be friends instead.
INLC255 Daaaaaaargh!
INEM260 (Breathy Sigh) Let's face it, LeChuck. You're an evil, foul-smelling, vile, codependent villain and that's just not what I'm looking for in a romantic relationship right now.
INLC265 Darn yer riddles, ya saucy female!
INLC270 What d'ya mean?
INSE275 Ahhh! Ohhh!
INEM280 You're a blood-thirsty monster who's already kidnapped me once, tortured my friends,...and taken from me the only man I ever loved: Guybrush Threepwood.
INSE285 Awwww...how romantic...
INSE290 Ship Ahoy!
INLC295 Threepwood?!!!
INLC300 Fish him out!
INEM305 Guybrush?!
INLC310 Guybrush Threepwood! By my gangrenous gut, I don't know how you escaped my carnival of the damned, but you won't escape the taste of my blade!
INLC315 Daaaargh!
INLC320 Ooooh. The lass has spirit! Eh.
INLC325 Throw him in the hold! I'll finish him after the battle.
INLC330 Turn loose the longboats.
INLC335 ...and prepare the flaming, voodoo cannon-ball!
LRLC345 Ahhh. Another group of recruits for my army of the undead!
LRLC350 Now...how goes the search for my bride-to-be?
LRLC355 Where's Dinghy DogÖ?!
LRDD360 I found 'em! I found 'em! (Laugh) Hyuk, Hyuk, Hyuk! Oh, golly. Oh, gosh. Hyuk! Hyuk!That's right!
LRLC365 Where?!!!!!
LRDD370 Uh...they're on Blood Island, sir.
LRLC375 Get them...
LCGT385 Ooooh!
LCGT390 Umm. Elaine? Are you alright?
LCEM395 Guybrush? Where...where are we?
LCGT400 You're O.K. We're on Blood Island.
LCGT405 LeChuck's ring had a terrible curse on it, but I put everything right!
MSDD415 Hyuk! Uh...nope! Nope! She's not on Plunder Island, Captain LeChuck!
MSLC420 Then scour the seas, ya ossified rats! Hunt them down then bring 'em to me!
MSLC425 Find me Guybrush Threepwood. It's with him that ye'll find Elaine!
MSLC430 Burn down every island in the Caribbean if you have to, but bring me my bride!...And more slaw.
MSLC435 Curse the villains! They never give you enough slaw with these value meals.
NBFP440 A barrel of grog! And a chicken! Ha, ha! Look at all this stuff, mate!
NBFP445 Oh, that musta been some battle! Let's pull up anchor and make for Skull Island. King AndrΘ will pay through the nose for all this loot!
NBTP450 Wait a minute! There's something else. It's...uh...it's...uh...it's some kind of footwear...
NBTP455 Hey!...Those are nice boots!
NBTP470 Aaaaah! But they're still hot! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
NBLC475 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!
NBTP480 Aaaaaaaaaaa!
OPGT485 Captain's log: Guybrush Threepwood. Lost at sea for days now. I have no crew or navigational instruments. No provisions except a half-eaten corn-dog and, unless I find water soon, I'm surely done for. Only the hope of finding my love, Elaine, keeps me going.
OPGT490 My quest for the fabulous treasure called Big Whoop has left me in this sorry state. I thought it would bring me fame and glory. Instead, it delivered me into the clutches of my enemy, the zombie-pirate LeChuck. I had thwarted his evil plot to marry Elaine and he was after revenge.
OPGT500 <Cough> Really, really thirsty now. If only I could have a small drink of fresh water, I might have the strength to sail on.
OPGT505 Oh, but I know there's nothing but ocean for miles and miles...
OPGT510 If I could reach land, I might find water and some food. Fruit, maybe...something to fight off the scurvy and help me get my strength back. Mmmmmm...maybe some bananas...
OPGT515 Oh, why do I torture myself like this? I might as well wish for some chicken and a big mug of grog for all the good it will do me.
OPGT520 Oh, my sweet Elaine...am I cursed to starve here on this ocean...without seeing your face just one more time? Am I--
SWGT600 Van Helgen?!!
SWVH610 Haggis! Lend a hand!!
SWHM615 I'm barely holdin' on meself, mates!!
SWHM620 By God, this wind, she's the devil's own!!
SWGT625 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
SZLC630 Now, with the demon flames of this voodoo cannonball, I'll blast my significant other into the significant otherworld. (Laugh)
SZLC635 That'll show her how much I truly care--
SZGT640 Ooof!
SZLC645 DAAAaarrr!
SZEM650 Oh, no!
CAGT409 Triangulation of crossfire...that's the key!
CAGT410 I could never hit that from here...at least, not if I was acting alone.
HBGT538 Ah, Pappapisshu!
CLGT525 Oooh. Brain freeze.
LQGT445 Besides, if I want to enter the theater I can always use the stage door.
CLGT526 It says, 'Frozen Bigfoot.'
CLGT527 It says, 'Hall of Oddities.'
CLGT528 It says, 'Trixie, the giraffe-necked girl.'
CLGT529 It says, 'Shows.'
CLGT530 It says, 'Rides.'
CLGT531 It says, 'Snowcones.'
CLGT532 It says, 'Guess Yer Age 'n Weight.'
CVP2010 Hey! You're gettin' a little close there, pal!
CVP2011 Watch where you're shootin'!
CVP2012 Whose side are you on?
CVP2013 You're gonna get us all killed! Again!
CVP2014 It's like you're not one of LeChuck's evil minions!
CVP2015 The fort, you fool! Aim for the fort!
CVP2016 Wally! When we get back to the boat, you're gonna be in trouble!
CVP2017 Who is manning that cannon?
CVP2018 Aim farther out, you idiot!
CVP2019 Stop it!
CVP3010 Hey! You're gettin' a little close there, pal!
CVP3011 Watch where you're shootin'!
CVP3012 Whose side are you on?
CVP3013 You're gonna get us all killed! Again!
CVP3014 It's like you're not one of LeChuck's evil minions!
CVP3015 The fort, you fool! Aim for the fort!
CVP3016 Wally! When we get back to the boat, you're gonna be in trouble!
CVP3017 Who is manning that cannon?
CVP3018 Aim farther out, you idiot!
CVP3019 Stop it!
CRGT091 But somehow, something always leads me...
CRGT116 --WALLY?!!
SZLC646 Ugh! Neptune's navel, that was a close one.
F1FS356 Yes, Captain. It's on the table, sir.
SSLF333 What?!
BJVH323 You're almost as good as my cousin.
BJGT324 You're almost as good as my cousin.
CVP4010 Hey! You're gettin' a little close there, pal!
CVP5010 Hey! You're gettin' a little close there, pal!
CVP6010 Hey! You're gettin' a little close there, pal!
CVP4011 Watch where you're shootin'!
CVP5011 Watch where you're shootin'!
CVP6011 Watch where you're shootin'!
CVP4012 Whose side are you on?
CVP5012 Whose side are you on?
CVP6012 Whose side are you on?
CVP4013 You're gonna get us all killed!
CVP5013 You're gonna get us all killed! Again!
CVP6013 You're gonna get us all killed! Again!
CVP4014 It's like you're not one of LeChuck's evil minions!
CVP5014 It's like you're not one of LeChuck's evil minions!
CVP6014 It's like you're not one of LeChuck's evil minions!
CVP4015 The fort, you fool! Aim for the fort!
CVP5015 The fort, you fool! Aim for the fort!
CVP6015 The fort, you fool! Aim for the fort!
CVP4016 Wally! When we get back to the boat, you're gonna be in trouble!
CVP5016 Wally! When we get back to the boat, you're gonna be in trouble!
CVP6016 Wally! When we get back to the boat, you're gonna be in trouble!
CVP4017 Who is manning that cannon?
CVP5017 Who is manning that cannon?
CVP6017 Who is manning that cannon?
CVP4018 Aim farther out, you idiot!
CVP5018 Aim farther out, you idiot!
CVP6018 Aim farther out, you idiot!
CVP4019 Stop it!
CVP5019 Stop it!
CVP6019 Stop it!
CVP1010 Hey! You're gettin' a little close there, pal!
CVP1011 Watch where you're shootin'!
CVP1012 Whose side are you on?
CVP1013 You're gonna get us all killed! Again!
CVP1014 It's like you're not one of LeChuck's evil minions!
CVP1015 The fort, you fool! Aim for the fort!
CVP1016 Wally! When we get back to the boat, you're gonna be in trouble!
CVP1017 Who is manning that cannon?
CVP1018 Aim farther out, you idiot!
CVP1019 Stop it!
SWGT590A We've got to keep her on course for Blood Island
SWVH605A I'm doing all I can here!
SDLC384 Aaa-CHOOO!
SDGT385 He's taken Elaine on his roller coaster of death!
SDGT386 I've got to reach her before she becomes his undead bride!
SDGT387 Where are they?!!
SDLC388 Elaine?
SDLC389 Aaar, Threepwood! 'Tis only you!
SDLC390 Have ye seen Elaine?
SDLC391 She told me she was just going ta powder her nose and I haven't seen her since.
SDLC392 I can't be believin' I fell fer that one again!
SDLC393 When I catch her-huh? Wait!
SDLC394 Shiver me tumors, ye've lifted me `enemy to anklebiter` curse!
SDLC395 I'll never be usin' that one again.
SDLC396 Now stand still boy, so I can flame-broil ya! (Laugh)
SDLC397 Aaargh! You again?!
SDLC398 If ye've ridden me coaster, why haven't ye been boiled in me molten pool of lava?
SDLC399 Hmmmm...Elaine musta fiddled with me controls and rerouted the tracks.
SDLC400 Aye, she'll be the death o' me yet...I mean again.
SDLC401 But curses if I can't help but love the little woman.
