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"That dumb song gives me hairballs!"
- Bill the Cat (Bloom County)
"Okay!! Let's get this party started! Break out the Perrier! Heat up the
asparagus! Who's got the ice?!"
- Penguin Opus (Bloom County)
"OO baby yeah! Rock 'N Roll!
I knead you like fresh pizza dough!
You my toots! My big Papoose!
Kiss me till my nose is loose!"
- Binkley (Bloom County)
"OO baby baby!
Come on back I beg ya!
Start squeezin' me so hard
Like a rotten rutabaga!
OO baby baby!
You tear me to pieces!
Would you love me any more
If my tush was like Ed Meeses?"
- Binkley (Bloom County)
"79 CENTS FOR A BOX OF BANANA WALRUS WAFERS? THAT'S RIDICULOUS!"
- Penguin Opus (Bloom County)
"Sir? Am I to understand that you people sell dead, fried BIRDS here?"
- Penguin Opus, at Kentucky Fried Chicken (Bloom County)
"What does the term `Liberated Woman' mean to you?"
"Fat, manless and hairy legged."
- Steve Dallas and Quiche Lorraine (Bloom County)
"The bombs are coming! Relocation can be fun!"
- Milo Bloom (Bloom County)
"Okay, the chair has before it widow Pickleby's proposal to fill in the
nearest nuclear silo with her special zesty banana pudding. Any debate?"
- Milo Bloom (Bloom County)
"Well, he =LOOKS= like Mussolini!"
- Mrs. Albaghetti (Bloom County)
"Lip-mashing is an oddity in the wild kingdom."
- Milo Bloom (Bloom County)
"The heathen run amok."
- Otis Oracle (Bloom County)
"This is penguin lust at its UGLIEST!"
- Otis Oracle (Bloom County)
"It's beautiful! It's natural! And I for one fully support Penguin Lust!"
- Penguin Opus (Bloom County)
"You chicks store fat in your thighs for winter, don'cha?"
- Steve Dallas (Bloom County)
"I like folks! All types and kinds! People are a weakness o' mine...
Swat my hind with melon rind,
But dat's my penguin state o' mind!"
- Penguin Opus (Bloom County)