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- Random Access Humor Masthead:
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- Editor & Publisher: Dave Bealer
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- Contributing Editors: Greg Borek, Rob Novak, Ray Koziel
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- Contact: The Puffin's Nest BBS
- FidoNet: 1:261/1129 (1200-14400/V.32bis)
- BBS: (410) 437-3463 (1200-16800/HST)
- Internet: dbealer@clark.net
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- Regular Mail: (Only if you have no other way to reach us!)
- Random Access Humor
- c/o Dave Bealer
- P.O. Box 595
- Pasadena, MD. 21122 USA
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- Random Access Humor (RAH) is published monthly by Dave Bealer as a
- disservice to the online community. Although the publisher's BBS may
- be a part of one or more networks at any time, RAH is not affiliated
- with any BBS network or online service. RAH is a compilation of
- individual articles contributed by their authors. The contribution
- of articles to this compilation does not diminish the rights of the
- authors. The opinions expressed in RAH are those of the authors and
- are not necessarily those of the publisher.
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- Random Access Humor is Copyright 1993 Dave Bealer. All Rights
- Reserved. Duplication and/or distribution is permitted for non-
- commercial purposes only. RAH may not be distributed on diskette,
- CD-ROM or in hardcopy form for a fee without express written
- permission from the publisher. For any other use, contact the
- publisher.
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- RAH may only be distributed in unaltered form. Online systems whose
- users cannot access the original binary archive file may offer it for
- viewing or download in text format, provided the original text is not
- modified. Readers may produce hard copies of RAH or backup copies on
- diskette for their own personal use only. RAH may not be distributed
- in combination with any other publication or product.
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- Many of the brands and products mentioned in RAH are trademarks of
- their respective owners.
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- Copies of the current issue of RAH may be obtained by manual download
- or Wazoo/EMSI File Request from The Puffin's Nest BBS (FREQ: RAH), or
- from various sites in several BBS networks. Back issues of RAH may
- be obtained by download or file request from The Puffin's Nest BBS.
- Internet users may obtain RAH issues via anonymous FTP from :
- etext.archive.umich.edu Dir: pub/Zines/RAH
- nic.cic.net Dir: pub/nircomm/gopher/e-serials/alphabetic/r/rah
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- Article contributions to RAH are always welcome. All submissions
- must be made electronically. File attach your article to a netmail
- message to Dave Bealer at 1:261/1129. E-mail may also be sent via
- Internet to: dbealer@clark.net
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- Tagline and filler submissions may be made via e-mail. Article
- submissions should be made via file. Submitted files must be plain
- ASCII text files in normal MS-DOS file format: artname.RAH; where
- artname is a descriptive file name and RAH is the mandatory
- extension. Your text should be less than 70 columns across for
- widest readability. If your article does not conform to these simple
- specs, it may get lost or trashed. Also note that such imaginative
- names as RAH.RAH might get overlaid by the blatherings of similarly
- minded contributors. If your hardware is incapable of producing file
- names in the proper format, you may send your article as one or more
- e-mail messages. It may not be possible to make private responses
- to any submissions or correspondence received.
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- The editors reserve the right to publish or not to publish any
- submission as/when they see fit. The editors also reserve the right
- to "edit", or modify any submission prior to publication. This last
- right will rarely be used, typically only to correct spelling or
- grammar misteaks that are not funny. RAH is a PG rated publication,
- so keep it (mostly) clean.
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- RAH can accept only the following types of material for publication:
- 1) Any material in the public domain.
- 2) Material for which you own the copyright. If you wrote it
- yourself, you are automatically the copyright holder.
- 3) Authorized agents for a copyright holder (typically an
- organization) may submit material on behalf of that holder.
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- In writing jargon, RAH is deemed to be given "One Time Rights" to
- anything submitted for publication unless otherwise noted in the
- message accompanying the contribution. You still own the material,
- and RAH will make no use of the material other than publishing it
- electronically in the usual manner. Your article may be selected for
- publication in a planned "Best of RAH" electronic book. If you want
- your copyright notice to appear in your article, place it as desired
- in the text you submit. Previously published articles may be
- submitted, but proper acknowledgement must be included: periodical
- name, date of previous publication.
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