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- February 15, 1993
-
-
- Midnight Programmers' Quote of the Day 1.8
- ------------------------------------------
- Released for BEST Solutions
-
- Disclaimer
- ----------
- I bear no responsibilities for any unintentional mischief caused by this
- humble program on your system. If on some very remote chance that use of
- QOTD.EXE scrambles your computer, you are on your own with my humblest
- apologies.
-
- The programs were compiled using Borland C++ version 3.1 and has been
- tested on various 8086, 80286, 80386, 80486 systems running from 4.77 to
- 50 mhz. (It hasn't been tested on a Pentium yet, care to donate one? <GRIN>)
-
- Now that the nasty part is over with, here is the important stuff...
-
- Program Files
- -------------
- QOTD.EXE .... Program that displays the quote.
- QUOTE.PTR ... The binary pointer file for QOTD to read the data file from.
- Note: This file is no longer included in the archive but
- will be created the first time QOTD.EXE is run.
- QUOTE.DAT ... ASCII text sequential file containing quotes.
- QUOTE.BAT ... A small batch file to reset Hercules screens that don't.
- README.TXT .. This file of rantings and other stuff.
-
- Revisions
- ---------
- 1.0 - February 17, 1991
- Compiled using Borland's Turbo BASIC 2.0(?)
- Wrong files sent out in ZIPed file. (Test files? WHAT! Rats!)
-
- 1.1 - February 18, 1991
- ReZIPed with the proper files and a small fix for word wrapping.
-
- 1.2 - March 5, 1991
- Compiled using MicroSoft's Quick BASIC 4.5.
- Switch to Quick BASIC from Turbo allows use of Binary access of plain
- ASCII text file. Elimination of that bloody humongous random access
- file, and created the pointer file instead. (Hey, it's smaller, and
- it works.) Also added batch file to cure the Hercules problem of
- setting the screen to black on black on exit (just a "CLS" fixes it).
-
- 1.3 - May 30, 1991
- Compiled using Borland's Turbo C 1.5.
- QOTD now bears the fruit of previously mentioned "C" classes.
- Added command line parameters to change the way QOTD displays the
- quote(s). Blame Mike Szwec, he kept suggesting it! <GRIN> And
- besides, I didn't have anything important to do during lunch that
- day anyhow. (Just goes to show how easily a well designed,
- structured program can be modified/maintained).
-
- 1.4 - July 27, 1991
- Compiled using Borland's Turbo C++ 2.0.
- Both the conversion (renamed) and quote display programs were
- completely rewritten from scratch (as a programming exercise).
- The code is smaller and surprisingly (well, it was to me) about three
- times faster than previously released versions. Also the pointer
- file size has been halved.
-
- 1.5 - August 4, 1991
- Compiled using Borland's Turbo C++ 2.0.
- Due to a justifiable complaint I've increased the maximum size of
- an individual quote to 1300 characters. A small bug with capturing
- extended keyboard codes was fixed and I've made some more entries in
- the QUOTE.DAT file to bring the number to over 3000 quotes!
-
- 1.6 - April 27, 1992
- Compiled using Borland's C++ 3.0.
- A few more quotes, some bug fixes, and inclusion of the pointer
- program in QOTD.EXE to rebuild the QUOTE.PTR file automaticly if
- it is missing or changed. Command line parameter "P" added to
- force a rebuild of the pointer file. I also changed the command
- line parameter "L"oop to "N"umber. I felt it was more intuitive.
-
- 1.7 - October 17, 1992
- Compiled using Borland C++ 3.1
- A few more quotes, and some playing with Turbo Profiler resulted
- in a 10% average boost in efficiency. Larger code due to the new
- compiler. The delay parameter ("/D") now allows a setting of "0"
- that I was using for testing the file integrity. The number of
- quotes to display parameter ("/N") allows a setting of "0" as well
- for continuous display.
-
- 1.8 - February 10, 1993
- Compiled using Borland C++ 3.1
- Added some more quotes, now over 5300! This is getting silly.
- Fixed a small bug when using file sharing on a network.
-
- 1.9 - February 15, 1993
- Compiled using Borland C++ 3.1
- Fixed some weird quote display bugs. Changed the pointer fix
- routine to go a fetch a quote after the fix rather than dump you
- back to the prompt. Darn that Mike Szwec, he keeps suggesting
- stuff for me to add.
-
- History
- -------
- I wrote QOTD.EXE for a lady at work who wanted a program just like the
- fortune cookie program on the VAX for her PC (take a bow Angeline Voo). A
- couple others also overheard and displayed some interest in the large quote
- collection that I have been accumulating for a couple of years.
-
- It originally was written for a BBS program that ran on an old Apple //e,
- and expanded from there. Once people knew that I was collecting these gems,
- everyone wanted to contribute their own little tidbit. Thanks to all the
- guys and gals that expanded it to it's current size.
-
- The quotes in the QUOTE.DAT file have been compiled from various books,
- movies, other quote files (Waterloo U., QFTD, etc), archania, jokes,
- pithy sayings, humourous observations, Murphyisms and song lyrics.
- Generally, it's been something that struck a cord with me. The best kind
- are the ones that sneak up on ya and get you to start thinking about them.
-
- I've also made every effort to elminate duplicate quotes as well as trying
- to attribute quotes correctly where ever possible, but I'm sure that there
- are a lots that missed the drag nets.
-
- Feel free to add or delete entries as you wish for your own use, but if you
- are distributing this program, please leave the quote file as is.
-
- Points of interest - How this thing is supposed to work
- -------------------------------------------------------
- I know that it's rather plain with no neat graphics and stuff, but this
- version was intended to be put up on a Novell LAN for everything from SVGA
- colour to crufty old amber Hercules monitors. The idea was to put this in
- the AUTOEXEC.BAT or login script and have a gem of wisdom displayed for 20
- seconds, or until a key was hit. Yeah, it's not fancy, but it does the job.
-
- In version 1.2 I added a cross reference file (QUOTE.PTR) so that the program
- knows where to look for each quote (A.K.A. a look up table for you future
- computer scientists). If you add a quote to the QUOTE.DAT file, the pointers
- to the individual quote start will be messed up and a new pointer file will
- get generated automaticly. Note: There is no QUOTE.PTR in the ZIP file.
- I figgure there is no point in distributing a file that gets generated
- automaticly the first time the program is run.
-
- As of version 1.3 I added command line parameters to allow you to change the
- way QOTD displays quotes. Here is the list of commands:
-
- /A - Displays all files from beginning to end.
- (e.g. QOTD /A)
- /B(#) - Sets the background colour in the display (0-7).
- (e.g. QOTD /B0 will set the background to black)
- /D(#) - Changes the display pause delay. A keystroke still aborts.
- (e.g. QOTD /D60 sets the delay to 60 seconds)
- /F(#) - Sets the foreground colour in the display (0-15).
- (e.g. QOTD /F15 sets the letters to white)
- /N(#) - Displays the specified number of quotes.
- (e.g. QOTD /N10 will cycle through 10 random quotes)
- /P - Force rebuild of QUOTE.PTR pointer file.
- (e.g. QOTD /P deletes and creates a new pointer file)
- /Q(#) - Displays the specific quote.
- (e.g. QOTD /Q100 will display quote #100)
- /? - Displays the command line parameter list. Also gets
- displayed if one of the parameter commands can't be decoded.
- (e.g. QOTD /?)
-
- As for the colours used in the foreground and background parameters, here is
- the list of their respective numbers:
-
- 0 = Black 4 = Red 8 = Dark Gray 12 = Light Red
- 1 = Blue 5 = Magenta 9 = Light Blue 13 = Light Magenta
- 2 = Green 6 = Brown 10 = Light Green 14 = Light Yellow
- 3 = Cyan 7 = Light Gray 11 = Light Cyan 15 = White
-
- (NOTE: 0-15 foregrounds, 0-7 backgrounds ONLY!)
-
- You can mix and match the command line parameters as you wish, but some
- options may cancel others out. Don't be too surprised when things don't
- happen as anticipated when you get creative with more than one at a time.
- The command line parameters are interpreted from left to right in the order
- that they have been entered, hence some commands will over ride others.
-
- As mentioned in the note for v 1.4, I completed a "C" class, and I
- figgured that the old QOTD was a pretty good project to practice on. I
- discovered some new ways of doing things and thinking about programing
- (a Tip'O the hat to Roman Bialach and Allen Taylor.) This exercise has
- convinced me to devote most of my programming time exclusively to "C" and
- "C++"in the future.
-
- I've also included with this package my original quote file all formatted
- so that you too can add files to QOTD. The supplied file is in alphabetical
- order and you just type in the quote on a new line and then run QOTD.EXE
- to generate the pointer file that tells the program were to look.
-
- Formatting Quotes
- ----------------
- Please notice that each line begins with a "`" (left hand single quote),
- new paragraphs are delimited by a "|" (pipe character) and that all credits
- are prefixed by "'| - " (single quote,pipe,2 spaces,dash,space). This way
- everything gets formatted properly when it gets printed out to the screen.
-
- Make sure that the total quote (with credit) is under 1300 characters long.
-
- Other Stuff
- -----------
- Well, I got over my laziness and rewrote the programs the way they should
- have been done. There are also in this addition over 5300 quotes. I don't
- think that you'll be adding too many more quotes to the list (unless you
- collect these things like me.) Also the current format allows you neat
- freaks to keep everything in alphabetical order (not that it really matters).
- Just be sure that you have an editor that can handle a file the size of the
- QUOTE.DAT file (it's one huge puppy! Lately I've been using BC++'s editor.)
-
- Possible Future Additions
- -------------------------
- I have access to toys to compile this in OS/2 (I'm doing some work in OS/2
- at work), if you wish. I'm in the process of learning Windows so the next
- version will probably include a Windows executable.
-
- Lastly - The Begging!
- ---------------------
- This baby is LetterWare to noncommercial users (your home machine).
-
- Please drop me line in the mail if you use this program. I'm curious as to
- how far this program gets distributed. No remuneration is required, but if
- you use it at home and feel the desire compensate me for my time, I'll not
- refuse any monetary donations. A token $5.00 - $10.00 contribution to my
- entertainment fund ought to cover it (it'll help pay for my "C++"
- programming courses, B-grade ScFi video rentals) and will also get you a
- peek at the source code if you so desire.
-
- If this program is in use in a commercial setting or on a network please send
- in $10.00. If you are making money off it, spread some around to the people
- that spent the time and effort to write it, eh? That's what ShareWare is all
- about.
-
- If you have a quote that is missing that I might like to add to my
- collection, or (horrors of horrors) an improvement, feel free to drop me a
- line. I enjoy hearing from other people in this hobby/line of work.
-
- Address: Midnight Programmers
- 1589 Waterdown Road,
- Burlington, Ontario,
- Canada, L7R 3X5
-
- BBS: The GameBoard BBS
- (416) 689-3982
-
- GEnie MCollis
-
-
-
- Who are Midnight Programmers?
- -----------------------------
-
- Cast members
- ------------
- Mark Collis Alan Brooks
- Dan (Derna) Abbott "Evil" Steve McGrahan (A.K.A. Valuna)
- Doug (The Optimizer) Carter
-
- Right off the top, we are not a "_Midnight_Autoparts_" dealing in hot CPU's,
- nor do we dabble in illegal software tampering, and piracy. We do this for
- fun, for the challenge and to learn more about these machines that seem to
- take up so much of our free time (yeah, sick puppies ain't we.)
-
- The name has been stuck to a group of friends that have contributed to a
- number of programming projects over the last couple of years, with code,
- ideas, suggestions, testing, food, books, and moral support. I've usually
- been the instigator, but not always. Some of us are professionals in
- the field and some of us are hobbyists that have gotten out of control
- (just ask Alan, he'll tell you I've been out of control for years).
-
- Why "Midnight Programmers" and not "Tea Time Programmers"? Well, if you've
- ever done any programming or system maintenance you'll know what I mean.
- It's usually late at night that things go wrong and require fixing, or you
- lose track of time while putting in just one more feature and look up to
- find that it's 2:30 am (and you have to be in for work at 8:00 am!)
-
- Over the last little while with all the over the phone rescue missions,
- I've strongly concidered changing names to "Remote Control Consultants"
- <GRIN>, but Midnight Programmers seems to have stuck, and describes this
- loose group computer jockeys quite nicely, thank you very much.
-
- Thanks for reading this far....
-
- Mark Collis
-