All of a sudden, I want to THROW OVER my promising ACTING CAREER, grow a LONG BLACK BEARD and wear a BASEBALL HAT!! ... Although I don't know WHY!!
I'd like MY data-base JULIENNED and stir-fried!
Is this the line for the latest whimsical YUGOSLAVIAN drama which also makes you want to CRY and reconsider the VIETNAM WAR?
Did I SELL OUT yet??
These PRESERVES should be FORCE-FED to PENTAGON OFFICIALS!!
Am I accompanied by a PARENT or GUARDIAN?
I have the power to HALT PRODUCTION on all TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES!!
Spreading peanut butter reminds me of opera!! I wonder why?
My nose feels like a bad Ronald Reagan movie...
Yow! And then we could sit on the hoods of cars at stop lights!
Yow! I threw up on my window!
If I had a Q-TIP, I could prevent th'collapse of NEGOTIATIONS!!
Excuse me, but didn't I tell you there's NO HOPE for the survival of OFFSET PRINTING? Somewhere in suburban Honolulu, an unemployed bellhop is whipping up a batch of illegal psilocybin chop suey!!
I'm gliding over a NUCLEAR WASTE DUMP near ATLANTA, Georgia!!