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@TEXT@
A big blue bucket of blue blueberries.
Some shun sunshine while others soak.
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A cup of coffee in a copper coffee pot.
Sly Sam sips Sally's soup sloppily.
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The sinking steamer sunk on the sixth.
Don't run ragged along the wrong lane!
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Sara saw a sash shop of shiny sashes.
A lively young fisher fished Fischer.
@TEXT@
Fishing for fish from edges of fissures
A maid with a duster made a big bluster
@TEXT@
Sister Sue sewed shirts for soldiers.
Thrice times three, twice times two.
@TEXT@
His shirt soon shrank in the suds.
Bust dusting is a blast at the ball!
@TEXT@
Literally literary literature.
Seven silly six-screw cruisers sailing.
@TEXT@
Blame the big bleak black book!
Who washed Washington's white woolens?
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Will you rush the washing, Russell?
Richard gave Robin a rap in the ribs.
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I need your needles- they're needless?
The bootblack brought the book back.
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Wood said he would carry the wood.
And if Wood said he would, Wood would.
@TEXT@
Quinn's twin sisters sing twisters.
Unique New York's unique new walk.
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Six sickly thin thistle sticks stink!
Shy Sheila shakes soft shimmering silks
@TEXT@
Beautiful babbling brooks bubbles burst
Georgia's gorge is gorgeous by gosh!
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This shop stock short socks with spots?
Sammy! Shave six cedar shingles thinly.
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Wheedling, weeping Winnie wails wildly.
How many cans can a clever canner can?
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A clever canner can can certain cans.
Real typists ALWAYS make some misteaks.
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BASIC is an interpretative language.
The Department of Redundancy Department
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If you can type thirty WPM; great!
The symbol at the end means press ENTER
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Programming in BASIC is easy to learn.
You should type this memo by tomorrow.
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I learned how to type using PC-FASTYPE!
The DOS Copy command copies files.
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Too many Xrays can be hazardous to you.
It would be nice if you could plan ahea
@TEXT@
Commands may be separated by delimiters
Names and addresses are also required.
@TEXT@
Here is my new encyclopedic dictionary.
A disk drive is a peripheral device.
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"Constants Arn't, and Variables Won't"!
Xerography is a dry copying process.
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Advanced BASIC has graphics commands.
This program should be easy to use.
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A common data-base management system.
Some parity errors will be detected.
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Practice typing to become proficient.
A computer BYTE consists of eight bits.
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Zymurgy-(a branch of applied chemistry)
Some words refer to things kept secret.
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Repeated exercise improves your skills.
Records are written by track & sector.
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Main's Law:
For every action there is an equal and opposite government
program.
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Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your
shoes.
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Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking.
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Malek's Law:
Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and
it holds the universe together.
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Where there's a will, there's an Inheritance Tax.
Xerox does it again and again and again and ...
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The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the
one who is doing it.
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"The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start
with a large fortune."
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Politics is like coaching a football team; you have to be smart enough
to understand the game but not smart enough to lose interest.
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Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana