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Dear Phantasies:

Last Friday, something happened to me that I feel I must share with you
and your readers.  I am a graduate student at an Ivy League school, and
with the workload that entails, I don't usually have the time to go
looking for much adventure.  But, this time adventure found me.

My friend Mike and I had just finished playing squash at the gym, and
while we were showering we were discussing whether we should head back
to our office and work on our already-overdue assignments, or whether we
should hit the grad center for a quick beer.  It was only about 9:00,
but since it was a Friday, the gym was practically deserted.

As we were toweling off and starting to get dressed, we heard female
voices drifting over the tops of the lockers, from the direction of the
door.  I figured that it was just some girls walking past on their way
to the pool, and thought nothing of it.  We continued talking and
dressing, until a couple minutes later, we heard hushed female voices
and giggles, which sounded like they were right in the next aisle.  We
looked at each other, and he gestured for me to be quiet.  We both knew
what we were thinking, and we quietly crept around the end of the
lockers to see a group of five girls standing there, all but one in some
state of undress, whispering to each other.  From their sweatshirts, we
could tell that they were all pledges from Tri-Delt, known on campus as
the "Look But Don't Touch" sorority.

We quickly ducked back out of site, and hurriedly discussed the
situation.  "What do we do?" I asked.  Mike's answer was simple and to
the point: "We fuck some babes!" And these girls were babes all right.
We quickly pulled our clothes back off, wrapped towels around our
waists, and headed for the next aisle, where we could still hear the
girls.  As we rounded the corner, we were greeted by five muffled
screams, as we feigned surprise ourselves.  Let me describe what we saw
before us:

As I've mentioned, there were five women there, all extremely hot.  At
this point, three of them were completely naked, two of them holding
swimsuits and the third bending over to pull one out of her gym bag,
giving me a double eyeful of one of the hottest, roundest asses I've
ever seen.  Of the naked girls, there was a brunette, about 5'5", with a
lean, taut figure, small round breasts, a matching small round ass, and
legs that seemed to go on forever.  The other one holding her swimsuit
was a very tall blonde, probably close to six feet tall, with her hair
in a single long braid.  At a quick guess, I'd say she went maybe
38-23-35, with large nipples that were already hardening.  The girl
bending over was also a blond, of medium height, who had also put her
hair in a braid for swimming.  I stood there with my eyes glued to her
ass, until she straightened up and stared straight back at me.  She
could have been a sister to the first blonde; she had the same large
breasts and slim waist, but her ass was slightly meatier, curving in a
full, sensual arc before merging with her smooth, deeply tanned thighs.
What amazed me most was that her pussy was shaved absolutely bare!  I'd
never met a shaved pussy in person before, but hers was simply gorgeous,
and my mouth started watering.

The fourth girl, who was down to a sheer bra and bikini panties, had an
exotic, slightly Asian look about her.  She had slightly olive skin,
dark brown hair, and the deepest, darkest eyes I've ever seen.  She
stood about 5'7", and, like her friends, had long, gorgeous legs, which
ran all the way up to a full, creamy ass and broad hips.  The thing
about her that instantly captured my attention, and held it, was her
tits.  Although she still wore her bra, it seemed to be begging for
mercy as her breasts tried to sneak out around the edges.  She was
easily 44 inches in the bust, with perfectly symmetric breasts that
tipped up invitingly at the nipples.  I wondered if Mike would want her
for himself, or whether he'd be a sport and let me have her.

The last girl, who was still fully dressed and looking rather petrified,
wasn't the most beautiful, but because of my tastes, I found her the
most appealing.  She was a little redhead (hair braided like the
others), barely topping five feet, with an adorable upturned nose and
big green eyes.  She was wearing a rather shapeless warmup suit, but I
could tell I wouldn't be disappointed if she took it off.  She clearly
wore no bra, and although she wasn't as large as a couple of the other
girls, on a girl her size her breasts were nothing short of spectacular.
I couldn't see much of her legs or ass, but I got the impression that
they packed enough muscle to really set a bed bouncing.

To be fair, I should describe Mike and myself.  He's Chinese, with dark
hair and eyes, while I'm a rather dark-complected WASP with brown hair
and hazel eyes.  We're both about 5'10", slim, but in good physical
condition; not at all the stereotypical computer dweebs.  And of course,
considering the scene we were witnessing, we both had good-sized
erections hoisting our towels.

For a few seconds, we all just stood there, staring at each other, not
saying a word.  Then the tallest blonde whispered under her breath,
"Shit.  We're fucked now." Little did she know how true those words
would become!  It was time to put our plan into action.  "You know," I
said, "you girls could get into a whole lot of trouble for being in
here.  Don't try to tell us it was an accident, either."

"Are you going to tell anyone?" the blonde asked, turning her torso so
that her breasts swayed back and forth.  The effect was mesmerizing, and
I felt myself stepping toward her, drawn like a snake to a charmer.

"Well, we're pretty ethical guys," Mike said, picking up the plan where
I'd dropped it.  "But, since you probably don't make a habit of this
sort of thing, we're willing to let it slide.  Provided you give us a
reason to trust you, of course."

As he was saying this, Shaved-Pussy had sat down on a bench immediately
in front of him, and had started tugging at his towel.  Mike didn't
mind, I don't think, but the Asian girl did.  She caught her friend's
hand and pulled it away from Mike, and murmured something that sounded
like, "Not so fast, Karen.  We only get to do this once!" To which Karen
replied, "That's right, Sindra.  Only once, and I want to get started as
soon as possible." At that, Mike and I exchanged glances; we were
beginning to get the impression that there was more here than met the
eye, if that were at all possible.

Sindra paused for a second, thinking about that, and then seemed to make
up her mind in agreement with Karen.  She stepped over the bench and
stood directly in front of me, and raised her hands to the catch of her
bra.  I held my breath, and then she unclasped it and let it slide back
off of her arms.  I almost went into shock, but I managed to keep cool.
She stepped forward again, so that her small, hard nipples were brushing
against my chest.  "I can tell you like my tits," she said, and pulled
me down to kiss me on the mouth.  "What do you think of my ass?" she
asked, bending over and bracing her hands on the bench.  "Beautiful," I
said, and started running my hand over her ass and thighs.  Sensing no
resistance, I slipped my fingers inside the waistband of her
nearly-transparent panties and slid them down to her ankles, leaving a
trail of kisses from her waist across her ass and down to the backs of
her knees.  She stepped out of her panties, and turned around to face me
again.  Of course, I was still kneeling, so I was right at eye-level
with her thickly furred pussy.  Not being one to let opportunity pass
by, I quickly slid my tongue across her plump vaginal lips, and gave a
quick nibble before standing up.  It was her turn to get on her knees,
as she pulled my towel off to reveal a throbbing hard-on.  She licked
her lips quickly and then popped the head of it in her mouth.  Now, I
don't claim to be huge, but I generally prove to be much more than a
mouthful for the girls who've blown me in the past.  Sindra surprised
me, though, as she easily slid the whole thing down her throat, sending
me straight to heaven.

As she slid to her knees, I could see what was going on behind her.
Mike, or one of the girls with him, had pulled the curtains closed at
the end of the aisle (I'd always wondered what those were for), and they
had him lying down at the far end of the bench.  Karen was straddling
his face, and he was eagerly sucking away at her gorgeous bald cunt,
while she stroked her breasts and pinched her nipples.  The other blonde
was kneeling at the end of the bench, leaning over Mike and alternately
sucking his cock and rubbing it up and down between her tits.  From the
way they glistened, I could tell that Mike had already gotten his hungry
mouth on those big, stiff nipples.  While not nearly as large as
Sindra's enormous pair, they were easily large enough to engulf Mike's
cock.  She wasn't quite as adept in her oral technique as Sindra, and
she couldn't deep-throat him, but she was eagerly licking up and down
his shaft and slurping his balls in and out of her mouth.  Karen was
starting to shake, and she turned her head to moan to the other blonde,
"Gina, you've gotta feel this!  After I come, let's switch places and he
can eat your pussy, too!" And without a moment's delay, she began to
come.  The brunette, who had been standing by and gently stroking
herself, quickly stepped in and grabbed Karen, smothering the blonde's
yelps against her own smallish breasts.  Before she had finished coming,
Karen already had started sucking eagerly at her friend's tits, causing
her to join in the general panting and muffled gasps.  "Oh, Lauren,
thanks," said Karen, "the last thing we need is for someone to hear me
screaming in here."

"My pleasure," said Lauren, the brunette.  "You know I love the way you
suck my tits!  Ooh yes, nice and hard, like that!  Oh, yeah, use your
teeth!"

While this was going on, I looked over in the other direction, where the
sweet-faced redhead had withdrawn against one of the lockers.  I could
see a mixture of fear and desire in her face, with desire quickly
gaining the lead.  She was staring at Sindra, who was still pumping my
cock in and out of her amazing mouth, her equally amazing tits swinging
in perfect unison.  She finally noticed me looking at her, and quickly
looked away, only to find herself staring straight at the fabulous
foursome of Mike, Gina, Karen, and Lauren.  I couldn't help but grin as
she unconsciously started to slide one tiny hand into the waistband of
her warmup pants and started delicately fingering herself.

Then I heard Gina say, "Karen, Lauren, can we switch now?  If he's that
good, you can't be the only one who gets eaten.  Lauren, you've gotta
try this cock!" The three girls started to arrange themselves, when Mike
quickly sat up.

"No offense intended," he said, "but if you don't want me to blow my
load right now, you'd better let me take a breather!" Realizing he was
right, I gently pried Sindra's lips off of my prick, which was throbbing
and ready to explode.

The girls seemed to agree; I guess they wanted to make this last a
little while, too.  We all sat down on the benches, gently fondling each
other.  I had Gina on my left and Karen on my right, like a matched pair
of voluptuous blonde bookends, and I gently slid a finger into Karen's
dripping snatch, as she sighed and spread her legs further.  It's times
like this, I thought, that make me wish I was ambidextrous.

"So," I said, "this obviously wasn't an accident.  You mind telling us
what you're doing here?  I mean, everyone knows Tri-Delts don't put out
for *anybody*, and here you are messing with two complete strangers.  I
mean, everyone's heard the rumors."

"What rumors are those?" asked Gina, dipping toward my hard-on and
giving it a quick slurp.

Mike pulled himself away from Lauren's breasts and said, "You know.
That Tri-Delts have to be virgins to pledge, and stay celibate as long
as they're sisters.  Some people say you're all lesbians."

A sweet voice from behind me said, "Well, the reason we're here tonight
is because it's a pledge prank.  This is Hell week for us, and the
sisters told us to meet them here for a swim.  When they met us out
front, they told us we wouldn't be allowed in the women's locker room
tonight.  I felt pretty smart, since I had my suit under my sweats, but
when they found that out, they made me come into the women's locker room
and take it off, so I'd have to come in here to put it back on.  I guess
they weren't planning on really swimming after all." I didn't want to
interrupt, for fear that she'd stop talking.  Her voice was a perfect
fit to her appearance, a barely-hidden aura of powerful sensuality
behind a thin veil of innocence.  If I don't get a piece of her tonight,
I thought, I'll swear off women until I do.

She showed no sign of continuing, until Mike said, "So, what about the
rest of it?  And what's your name, anyway?"

I heard her move away from the locker, and then she walked around the
end of the bench to stand in front of us all.  I kept absently fondling
Gina and Karen, but I couldn't take my eyes off the redhead.  Even with
her clothes on, my dick was straining toward her like a dowsing rod,
seeking all her deep, moist places.

She was trying to look at Mike, but I could see that she was trying to
watch what we were all doing to each other at the same time.  "I'm
Shauna," she said, "and before you ask, of *course* I'm Irish.  Now, I
really shouldn't tell you any of this, but since you've already promised
once to keep quiet, I guess we can trust you.  Right?" The other girls
nodded, mumbled, and murmured agreement, as best as they could from
their current positions.  "Well, the rumors aren't completely wrong.  We
don't have to be virgins, although all new pledges are given a thorough
'oral exam' by the sisters, so we all know who is and who isn't.  And we
don't have to be celibate, we just can't have sex with anyone outside
the sorority.  And before you say it, no, we're not *all* lesbians.
We're just all real horny, and after too long without a good stiff
prick, your sisters can start looking really good.  The house is a lot
like an all-girl sex-club, and initiations like this are so we can prove
that we're hot enough to keep up."

"Yes, except you had to turn into the bashful baby tonight," Sindra
teased.  "I guess you'll just have to live with the next four years
knowing what a great helping of cock you missed."

Shauna flushed bright red at that, and said, "Bashful?  Would a 'bashful
baby' do this?" Suddenly, in three quick movements, she slipped off her
sweatpants, pulled off her top, and swung one leg around my waist, so
that she was sitting on my lap facing me, my cock squeezed tight against
the rose-petal lips of her slit.  Strangely enough, the first thing I
noticed was that her flush went all the way down her neck and across the
tops of her breasts.  The second thing I noticed was what amazing
breasts they were!  As I'd suspected, they weren't as big as Sindra's or
Gina's, but a five-foot babe with 36" boobs is a sight to behold,
especially when they're so perfectly shaped.  Her pussy wasn't shaved,
like Karen's, but it had been neatly trimmed, so that no hair would get
in my mouth when I ate her.  And I was determined that I would.  Being
as small as she was, when she sat on my lap her face was even with mine,
and she crushed her mouth against mine, driving her tongue deep into my
mouth.  Redheads are supposed to be fiery, but I'd never imagined how
strong that passion could be when it was used for sex!

By now she had both of those strong, shapely little legs wrapped tight
around my waist, and she was thrusting back and forth, rubbing her clit
on the underside of my dick, while she gently caressed the head with one
hand.  I was struck by the thought that I'd love to have her jerk me off
like that: her hand couldn't even fit around my shaft, but with her wet,
thrusting pussy helping out, I thought it'd be great to blow a fountain
all over her tits.  But not yet, not for as long as possible.  I could
hear her pledge-sisters encouraging her, saying, "Go for it, girl!" and
"Pump that man up!" and "Hey, don't finish him right away!" Fortunately,
the five minutes rest I'd had while we were talking had allowed me to
get myself back under control.

Shauna's attack seemed to have been the bell for round two.  Since I was
quite busy at the moment, Gina and Sindra pushed Mike back down into his
former spot on the bench.  Gina, who still hadn't gotten her pussy
sucked, swung right into place over his eager mouth.  Sindra was
apparently the oral fiend of the group, and she quickly settled herself
so that she could suck him off as she'd been doing to me.  Mike's dick
isn't quite as thick as mine, but it's a little longer, and Sindra
seemed to take it as a challenge to her "sword-swallowing" abilities.
Not one to leave a good hole unfilled, Mike reached out from underneath
Gina and rammed three fingers into Sindra's snatch.  I don't know how he
could keep his concentration, with what the three of them were doing to
each other, but not one of them missed a beat.

Karen and Lauren, although they were temporarily left without men,
didn't seem too disappointed.  Lauren took a couple of towels and laid
them out on the floor, and then lay down on her back on them.  "Karen,
baby," she said, "how about a little sisterly sixty-nine?" Karen's only
reply was to climb on top or Lauren's lean frame and bury her gorgeous

face in Lauren's equally gorgeous crotch.  Apparently everyone loves
Karen's shaved snatch as much as I did, because from where I sat I could
see Lauren eagerly sucking and nibbling at her clit, while Karen's thick
juices ran over her cheeks and chin.  The two of them were noisily
gobbling away at each other, and had just gotten into the bucking,
panting orgasmic pre-amble when the horny angel in my lap decided she
wanted my undivided attention.

Shauna had buried her face against my neck and was beginning to clamp
her teeth down.  That, along with the way her body was starting to flush
again, left no doubt that she was about to come, and that it would be
quite an event.  Her sweet, tight cunt was absolutely soaked, and the
way she was rubbing it up and down against me was driving me nuts.
Should I come with her, or should I try to save it?  She detached
herself from my neck, and whispered hoarsely in my ear, "I'm going to
come!  Suck my tits and make me come!  Suck my tits!  Bite them!" I
didn't need to be told twice.  All trace of innocence was long gone.
The only thing left of this girl was unbridled lust, and I was wondering
whether I'd live to tell about it.  I mashed my face against one breast,
and started sucking and nipping at it.  She kept encouraging me to do it
harder, until I was sure I must be causing her incredible pain, but I'd
be damned if I was going to deny this horny wench any pleasure she could
possibly ask for.  She was using her legs to slam herself against my
cock, and I wrapped my arms around her petite waist and caught up with
her rhythm.  Although it sounded like a thunderstorm to me, I guess we
weren't making too much noise, because I could hear Karen, Lauren, and
Gina having orgasms all around us.  Then, as Shauna continued to slam
against me like some uncontrollable fucking machine, I heard Gina
whisper, "My god!  Look at them!  I've never seen anything like it!" In
a stage whisper, she said over my shoulder, "Yes, watch!  Watch me come!
I want you all to see how beautiful I am when I come!" The last was
smothered as she sunk her teeth into my shoulder again, and pulled my
face even tighter against her breast.  Pressed against her like that, I
could feel a vibration starting somewhere down in her center, and
spreading out through her entire body.  Knowing what she wanted, I bit
down on her nipple, at the same time lifting her off my lap and slamming
her down, impaled on my cock.  I'd never entered a woman that way
before, but it got just the effect I'd hoped for.  Although she still
had to keep quiet, I felt an inaudible scream run through her as she
began to thrash wildly, almost knocking us both onto the floor.  Her
pussy started gushing a torrent like I'd never seen from a woman before,
and I could feel something wet on my neck.  I couldn't tell whether it
was saliva or blood, and at that instant, I didn't care.  I came up off
the bench and stood there for a second, both of us frozen, with her
arching her back and the muscles of her pussy clenching around my dick.
I knew I'd had it then.  I sat back down on the bench, and started
thrusting my cock inside of her, as she whispered in my ear, "Come all
over me!  I want to feel your come smearing on my tits!" Well, that was
the last straw, and I started pumping my thick load of hot come.  The
first couple spurts went deep inside her, then I pulled out, and leaned
her back, spraying half a dozen thick gobs over her her heaving stomach
and breasts.  Exhausted as she was, she eagerly grabbed my cock and
pumped the last couple spurts out, and started smearing the sticky
fluids all over herself.  With sweat, saliva, and orgasmic juices, we
were both drenched.

I felt like I was going to collapse when six helpful hands grabbed us,
and we were gently lowered to the floor on either side of the bench.
Karen smiled down at us and said, "You two are such a mess!  How are we
ever going to get you clean?" I started to tell her where the washcloth
was in my locker, and she just shook her head and laughed.  "Oh no," she
said, "we're not letting all that yummy juice get wiped up on some old
washcloth!" The next thing I knew, Lauren and Gina had started giving me
a dual tongue bath, paying special attention to my crotch and thighs,
where Shauna's juices had coursed over me.  Karen got down beside
Shauna, who seemed to be dozing, looking as much like a sweet child as
she had before our bout.  "Oh, you sweet, delicious baby," Karen
whispered, "I just can't wait to lick your whole body clean, you
bite-sized lunatic."  The five of us on the floor settled down to some
good, gentle licking and nibbling, and finally realized that Mike and
Sindra were still going at it.

They had apparently shifted position a couple of times, and she was now
on all fours on the bench, while he stood behind her, ramming her
doggie-style.  I wasn't sure how they'd kept at it this long, but I had
a hunch they'd been waiting until they got an audience.  Right now, the
rest of us were too tired to do anything but watch and whisper
encouragement, but that was all that they needed us to do.  "Come down
closer," Karen said.  She seemed to be recovering already, and I
wondered what she had in mind, but she just went back to gently licking
my drying come off of Shauna's breasts.  Sindra crawled down on her
hands and knees until she was right between us all, and Mike followed,
burying his dick in her as if they'd been doing this for years.  As they
continued to pump away, the rest of us started reviving, and we would
occasionally reach up to stroke our friends.  I was fascinated by the
way Sindra's massive tits swung back and forth.  I'm sure on a lot of
women they would've looked ludicrous, but on her, they were beautiful.
One time, as I reached up to caress her left breast and roll the nipple
between my fingers, I encountered Shauna's hand going for the other one.
We looked at each other from our places on the floor, and then both got
to our knees.  Leaning under Sindra, we kissed each other long and
deeply, and then each took one of her breasts in our mouths.  Naturally,
we reached across and began fondling each other as well.  I couldn't
believe, not five minutes after what we'd just done, we were both acting
like we wanted to do it again.  "Oh, Mike," said Karen, "I think you're
missing something.  Don't you know why Sindra likes to get up on her
knees like that?"

"What?" said Mike.  "I thought we were already doing it!"

"Uh-uh," Lauren chimed in.  "You want to tell him, Sindra, or should
we?"  I was starting to get the picture, and from the way Shauna was
grinning, this was one of Sindra's worst-kept secrets.

"Well, uh, Mike, you see, if you don't mind, I, uh..." Sindra stammered.

The insatiable Gina pulled her face out of Lauren's pussy and giggled,
"Sindra wants you to fuck her up the ass!" Mike stopped in mid-stroke,
stunned by what he'd just heard.

"Uh, Mike, you okay?" I asked.

"Yeah, fine, I think.  Sindra, is that really what you want?" His look
of mixed excitement and disbelief couldn't be duplicated by anyone who
hadn't had that proposition made to them.  Sindra was blushing
furiously, but still managed a confident nod.

"And you ought to be good and slick now, Mike," Karen added.

"Okay, okay," he said.  "I get the picture." He pulled his dick out of
her, and positioned it at the tight entrance to her rear.  We all
stopped to watch as he asked, "Okay, are you ready?"

"Yes, I'm ready!  Please, do it now!" From her excitement, it was
apparent that Sindra liked this even better than sucking cock, and you
know how she was about that.  Mike grabbed her hips, and shoved forward.
She gasped, and almost fell forward, but caught herself in time.  She
took a second to get acclimated to the intrusion, and then began the
same back-and-forth motion she'd been using a minute before when he was
ramming her cunt.  Then Mike started thrusting, and we could see that
they were both headed for orbit.  We all gathered round to watch,
entertaining ourselves at the same time.  Somehow, my dick had gotten
hard again, and was being shared by Lauren and Shauna.  Karen and Gina
were just kissing and stroking everyone, including Mike and Sindra.
Mike was really getting into it now, and he had gotten one finger
underneath Sindra to massage her clit.  "I'm going to scream if I don't
get something in my mouth right now!" she gasped.

"More cock for Sindra!" Gina laughed.  She certainly wasn't one to mince
words, but at this point, none of us were being too delicate.  Lauren
and Shauna each put one hand on my rear and propelled me toward Sindra's
open mouth.  I wasn't sure if this was a safe proposition, but
remembering how easily she'd deep-throated me before, I couldn't resist
the temptation.  It was even better than before!  With Mike ramming her
ass, and me fucking her mouth, and the rest of the girls licking,
sucking, and stroking whatever they could get hold of, she was quickly
approaching a frenzied state.

Mike looked at me and said, "You almost ready?" I was, and told him so.
We both threw it into high gear, and he began mercilessly pounding
Sindra's tight ass.  I pretty much just held still, since he was driving
her forward with each stroke.

"Come on, everyone, get ready!" Karen said.  I had no idea what was
happening now, as Lauren and Shauna got on their knees on either side of
Sindra's face, and Karen and Gina took the same positions by Sindra's
behind.  "Facials for everyone, guys!" Karen said.  "Share the wealth,
let everybody get some." Now, there are few things prettier than a
beautiful woman with a fresh load of come on her face, and I knew Mike
felt the same way, so we had no complaints.  Suddenly, Sindra, Mike, and
I all had a massive simultaneous orgasm.  I shot a spurt down her
throat, then quickly pulled out, as Shauna grabbed my pulsing cock and
directed the sticky white gobs first onto Sindra's face, then Lauren's,
and finally her own.  A few feet away, Mike yanked his dick out of
Sindra's steaming butt and started spraying huge gobs onto Sindra's back
and thighs, and Karen's and Gina's faces.

As soon as we stopped coming, these five gorgeous, come-soaked women
stood up, thanked us, and began scrambling for their swimsuits.  "How
long?"  Shauna asked.

"Almost an hour," Karen replied.  "I can't believe we didn't get caught.
Guys, it's been great, and we'd love to do it again sometime, but you
know the rules.  So, we've got to go meet the sisters at the pool.
Thanks for all your help."

"You're going out there like that?" I asked.  "You've all got come on
your faces, Sindra's got it running down her legs, Shauna's got it caked
on her tits..."

"Yes, that's extra credit.  It's proof that we didn't just stay in here
and hide for an hour," Karen explained.  She made it sound completely
logical.  By then all the girls were suited up and running for the
entrance to the pool.  Just like that, I thought, one shot and that's
it.

"Come on, Mike," I said.  "I think those beers are calling our names.
And you know what?  We can never tell anyone about this!" All he did was
groan.  We went out and got drunk, and talked between ourselves about
the amazing hour in the deserted locker room, not quite sure whether to
believe it ourselves, except for the fact that I was covered with
teethmarks.

But you'll be glad to hear, this story does have a happy ending.  You
see, as we were leaving the grad center bar that night, we found Shauna
and Sindra waiting for us.  It seems that they'd had too much fun in the
locker room to consider giving up men for four years, so they'd
de-pledged.  Now, Mike and I are dating, without a doubt, the two
hottest, horniest, most erotic women on this whole campus.  If it
weren't for my research, the four of us would probably never get out of
bed, except when we wanted to screw in the shower or on the kitchen
table.  The other girls finished Hell week and became Tri-Delt sisters.
I guess they're happy, but they won't talk to any of us, so I can't be
sure.

But one thing I can be sure of: next fall, Mike and I are going to spend
a lot of Friday nights in the locker room, waiting for the next pledge
class to come by.  I don't think Shauna and Sindra will mind.

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