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- Better know nothing than half-know many things.
- Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
- C++ should have been called D.
- "Facts are stupid things" - R Reagan.
- "Look at all the indians!" - G Custer.
- Why does it hurt when I pee?
- 98% of all statistics are useless.
- A contradiction in terms: User Friendly.
- A contradiction in terms: Military Intelligence.
- A day without sunshine is like night.
- Adult GIF files are meant for testing monitors!
- Aha! another "undocumented feature!"
- And remember kids, DON'T try this at home!
- Antidisestablishmentarianism
- Anybody who'd run a COMM program is a COMMIE
- Aspirins give me a headache.
- Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
- Born Free, Taxed to Death!!
- C Error #003: You're joking, right?
- C Error #007: Irrational concept!
- C Error #008: It'll never work, really!
- C Error #009: FATAL! Portable code found
- C Error #011: First C Program, huh?
- C Error #012: printf("Hello world\n");
- C Error #013: That's Mr C to you bub!
- C Error #022: Missing period eh? Core dump
- C Error #026: Sorry, gone fishing
- C Error #029: Well! I'm impressed
- C Error #031: May I suggest delivering pizza?
- Call The Bates Motel BBS: 1-800-BIG-NIFE
- Can you fill us in more on this, Lt. Data?
- Did your dog *really* eat your homework?
- DREAM: Just testing my brain!! zzzzzzzzzz
- Failed as a proof-reader for M & M's
- Famous last words: "Don't worry, I can handle it"
- For adult education, nothing beats children.
- Friction can be a drag sometimes.
- Have an Electrician Check Your Shorts.
- He's dead Jim. Grab his wallet!
- I am free of prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
- I am going to live forever, or die trying!
- I SUPPORT FREE Speech! Only, IF you agree with me.
- IBM stands for Inferior But Marketable.
- Lie: The program is bug free.
- Multitasking: Hanging up more than one program.
- My other computer is a HAL 9000!
- Not a bug - an undocumented feature!!
- Not ready, error reading user's mind.
- OK!! I Failed as proof-reader for M & M's
- OS/2 half an operating system!
- Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.
- Reality is frequently inaccurate.
- Reality is not for me and it makes me laugh.
- Solution: A more subtle problem.
- The name is Bond - James Bond
- The Sky Is Falling, Shut Up! The Ground is Flying!
- To Boldly Probe Where No Man Has Probed Before!!!
- Today is tomorrow's yesterday.
- What we need is Scratch N Sniff taglines!
- You're Never Alone With Schizophrenia.
- Your punishment, Barbarella, is Tom Heydan!
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