[ankie], 0,y,Ick!,%s is labeling you an ankie!,%s is labeling %r an ankie!
[ask], 0,y,What's your sign?,%s is asking you for your sign!,%s is asking %r for %t sign!
[away], 0,n,Need a break?, ,%s has stepped out for some air!
[back], 0,n,Baaaaack!, ,%s just stepped back in for a friendly chatter!
[bark], 0,y,Woof!,%s is barking furiously at you!,%s is barking at %r furiously!
[beam], 0,y,Energizing!,%s just beamed you into a bulkhead!,%s just beamed %r into a bulkhead!
[bearhug], 0,y,A Big Crusher!,%s just broke every bone in your body with a big crushing bearhug!,%s just broke every bone in %r's body with a big crushing bearhug!
[bite], 0,y,Chomp!,%s is biting you!,%s is biting %r!
[blackhhole], 0,y,Whooosh!,%s pushed you into a blackhole!,With all %u power, %s pushed %r into a blackhole!
[bless], 0,y,Hey God can you here me?,%s is blessing you!,%s is blessing %r!
[blink], 0,y,Wink Wink!,%s is blinking %u eyes at you in disbelief!,%s is blinking %u eyes at %r in disbelief!
[blow], 0,y,Puff!,%s just blew smoke in your face!,%s just blew smoke in %r's face!
[blush], 0,n,You look awfully red!, ,%s is blushing a lovely shade of red!
[bow], 0,y,Master!,%s is bowing humbly to you!,%s is bowing humbly to %r!
[burp], 0,n,BURP!, ,%s just let out a big loud BURP!
[caress], 0,y,Need a cold shower,%s is caressing you with a twinkle in %u eye!,%s is caressing %r with a twinkle in %u eye!
[chant], 0,n,Let's Protest!, ,%s is chanting out in the tele!
[check], 0,y,You wish!,%s is checkin you out!,%s is checking %r out!
[cheer], 0,n,Yah! Yah! Yah!, ,%s is cheering in the tele!
[chuckle], 0,n,Stop it!,%s is chuckling at you!,%s is chuckling under %u breath!
[clap], 0,y,Clap!,%s is giving you a round of applause!,%s is giving %r a round of applause!
[cloak], 0,n,Cloaking device activated!, ,%s has cloaked %vself.
[comfort], 0,y,What's the matter?,%s is offering you %u sympathy!,%s is offering %r %u sympathy!
[cough], 0,n,Get the syrup!, ,%s is coughing nervousily!
[cringe], 0,y,Shudder!,%s is cringing in fear of you!,%s is cringing in fear of %r!
[cry], 0,y,Sob!,%s is crying woefully to you!,%s is crying woefully to %r!
[cuff], 0,y,Smack!,%s just cuffed you in the head!,%s just cuffed %r in the head!
[curtsey], 0,y,How gracious!,%s is curtseying graciously to you!,%s is curtseying graciously to %r!
[dance], 0,y,Shake your buns!,%s is dancing with you!,%s is dancing with %r!
[date], 0,y,Is this a bar?,%s is splashing some cheap cologne on for you!,%s is attempting to pick-up %r.
[demand], 0,y,Hmm! You need better rights!,%s is demanding better rights from you!,%s is demanding better rights from %r!
[dirtydance], 0,y,Let the good times roll...,%s is dirty dancing with you!,%s is dirty dancing with %r
[drink], 0,n,Chug! Chug!, ,%s is having a beer!
[duck], 0,y,Quack!,%s is ducking all incoming blows from you!,%s is ducking all incoming blows from %r
[embrace], 0,y,Awwwww!,%s just gave you a loving embrace!,%s just gave %r a loving embrace!
[eradicate], 0,y,Radiation level 5,%s is eradicating you!,%s is eradicating %r!
[erase], 0,y,Oooh Ahhh!,%s just used %u formatter to erase your hard drive!,%s just erased %r's Hard Drive. :-(
[flyhook], 0,y,Shame on you!,%s is looking at your undone fly,Naughty %s is taking a peek at %r's undone fly!
[frown], 0,y,Such a grim look!,%s is frowning darkly at you!,%s is frowning darkly at %r!
[gasp], 0,y,Wow!,%s is gasping at you in sheer amazement!,%s is gasping at %r in sheer amazement!
[giggle], 0,n,Something funny?, ,%s is giggling uncontrollably!
[give], 0,y,Give??? Hmmm.. Peanuts!!!!,%s is give you some of %u peanut, %s is giving %r some peanuts.
[glare], 0,y,Such a disapproving look,%s is glaring angrily at you!,%s is glaring angrily at %r!
[goodvibes], 0,y,Good Vibrations!,You got you're Good Vibrations?,%s is getting Good Vibrations!
[greet], 0,y,How nice!,%s is greeting you!,%s is greeting %r
[grin], 0,y,You sly dog!,%s is grinning at you slyly!,%s is grinning at %r slyly!
[groan], 0,n,Feel Sick?, ,%s is groaning in the tele!
[growl], 0,y,gRoWl!,%s is growling at you!,%s is growling at %r
[grumble], 0,n,Grumble Grumble Grumble!, ,%s is grumbling about %u rights!
[hail], 0,y,Zeig Heil!,%s is hailing you!,%s is hailing %r!
[handshake], 0,y,Shake shake,%s is shaking hands with you!,%s is shaking hands with %r
[hcuff], 0,y,Damn!!! Where the hell is the key???,%s has just handcuffed himself to you,%s has just handcuffed %vself to %r
[help], 0,y,Poor baby!,%s is seeking help from you!,%s is seeking help from %r!
[hide], 0,y,Hope %y doesn't find me!,%s is hiding from you,%s is hiding from %r in the corner of the tele!
[howl], 0,y,AroOoO,%s is howling at you!,%s is howling at %r!
[hug], 0,y,Ooooo!,%s hugs you close!,%s hugs %r really close!
[hum], 0,n,What a hum-dinger!, ,%s is humming to the tune of "Leave it to Beaver".
[jab], 0,y,Your name Tyson?,%s is jabbing you in the ribs!,%s is jabbing %r in the ribs!
[jump], 0,n,Is that better now?, ,%s is jumping up and down.
[kick], 0,y,Tough Guy!,%s is kicking you!,%s is kicking %r!
[kiss], 0,y,Awwww!,%s just kissed you sweetly on the cheek!,%s just kissed %r sweetly on the cheek!
[lambada], 0,y,Tsk! Tsk!,%s is doing the Lambada with you!,%s is doing the Lambada with %r!
[laugh], 0,y,Whats so funny?,%s is laughing at you!,%s is laughing at %r!
[laze], 0,n,Life that boring?, ,%s is lazing around.
[lick], 0,y,Slobber!,%s is licking you most lavishly!,%s is licking %r's <BEEP> most lavishly!
[look], 0,y,See anything?,%s is looking you over!,%s is looking %r over!
[massage], 0,y,You got that magic touch!,%s is giving you a massage!,%s is giving %r a massage!
[moan], 0,n,Uggh!, ,%s is moaning in the tele!
[moon], 0,y,See this backside!,%s is mooning you!,%s is mooning %r!
[nod], 0,y,Nod,%s is nodding %u head in agreement with you!,%s is nodding %u head in agreement with %r!
[noogie], 0,y,Noogie! Noogie! Noogie!!,%s is giving you a hard noogie!,%s is giving %r a hard noogie!
[notice], 0,n,Where are my nails???, ,%s is posting up a notice in the tele!
[nudge], 0,y,Poke poke!,%s is giving you a nudge!,%s is giving %r a nudge!
[offer], 0,y,Hmm.. How about a broken disk and a finger?,%s is offering you a broken disk and a finger!,%s is offering %r a broken disk and %u finger.
[order], 0,y,Two cheeseburgers!,%s is ordering you a cheeseburger!,%s is ordering %r a cheeseburger!
[peroxide], 0,y,You beat %v up THAT bad???,%s is giving you some peroxide for your wounds!,%s is giving %r some peroxide for %t wounds!
[phaser], 0,y,Phasers on stun!,%s has stunned you with %u phaser.,%s has stunned %r with %u phaser.
[pinch], 0,y,Ouch!,%s just pinched you!,%s just pinched %r
[pizza], 0,y,yum yum!,%s is having pizza and is offering you some!,%s is having pizza and offers %r some!
[play], 0,y,Neet tune eh?,%s just played you a neet tune on %u Discman!,%s just played %r a sweet tune on %u Discman!
[ponder], 0,n,Thou art thoughtful!, ,%s is pondering the meaning of SPAM and other things!
[pout], 0,n,waahhh!, ,%s is pouting for %u mommy!
[propose], 0,y,Nice ring!,%s is on %u knees and is asking you to marry %v!,%s is on %u knees asking %r to marry %v!
[puke], 0,n,Baaaarf!, ,%s just tossed %u cookies!
[punch], 0,y,Nice shot!,%s just punched you!,%s just punched %r!
[raspberry], 0,y,Ppthbpthtpbht!,%s is giving you a raspberry!,%s is giving %r a raspberry!
[request], 0,y,I need a ride!,%s is requesting a ride home from you!,%s is requesting a ride home from %r!
[ride], 0,y,Varoomm!,%s offers to take you home in %u Limo.,%s is offering to take %r home in %u Limo.
[rip], 0,y,Grunt!,%s is ripping out your tonsils!,%s is ripping out %r's tonsils!
[rock], 0,y,Turn it up!,%s is rocking out your eardrums,%s is rocking out %r's eardrums
[sandwich], 0,y,Sandwich??? KNUCKLES!!!,%s gives you a sandwich. A nice bruisin' knuckle sandwich.,%s gives %r %u best sandwich. A big bruisin' knuckle sandwich.
[scream], 0,n,Touchy!, ,%s is screaming %u head off!
[seduce], 0,y,You sly dog!,%s is attempting to seduce you!,%s is seducing %r in romantic candle light!
[shake], 0,y,Rattle rattle,%s is shaking %u head in disagreement with you!,%s is shaking %u head in disagreement with %r!
[shout], 0,n,Get some order!!, ,%s is shouting for order in the tele!
[shrug], 0,n,How the hell should >I< know?, ,%s is shrugging in the tele!
[sigh], 0,n,That bored?, ,%s is sighing wistfully!
[sing], 0,y,You know I can't sing!,%s is singing to you!,%s is singing to %r!
[slap], 0,y,Nice forehand!,%s just slapped you across the face!,%s just slapped %r across the face!
[smack], 0,y,You know this is gonna hurt!,%s just gave you hard smack!,%s just gave %r a hard smack!
[smile], 0,y,Nice teeth!,%s is smiling at you!,%s is smiling at %r!
[smirk], 0,y,Heheheh..,%s is smirking at you!,%s is smirking at %r!
[smoke1], 0,n,Another puff?, ,%s lights up another smoke!
[smoke2], 0,n,Puff puff!, ,%s takes a long drag from %u smoke!
[smooch], 0,y,Kissie Kissie,%s is smooching with you!,%s is smooching with %r!
[sneeze], 0,n,Bless you!, ,%s is sneezing %u head off!
[snicker], 0,n,Mouahahaha!, ,%s is snickering in the corner of the tele!
[sniff], 0,y,Sniff Sniff!,%s is sniffing you out!,%r is being sniffed out by %s
[sob], 0,n,wahhhhh!, ,%s is sobbing in the corner of the tele!
[solicit], 0,y,How much??,%s is soliciting you for a "special" favor!,%s is soliciting %r for a "special" favor!
[spank], 0,y,Naughty Naughty!,%s is giving you a spanking!,%s is giving %r a spanking!
[spray], 0,y,SPRTZZZZZZ!,%s is spritzing goo at you!,%s is spritzing goo on %r
[squeeze], 0,y,Grunt!,%s is squeezing you with all %u might!,%s is squeezing %r with all %u might!
[squish], 0,y,Squelch!,%s is preparing to squish you!,%s is preparing to squish %r
[starglaze], 0,n,Looking at the stars eh?, ,%s is whimsically gazing off into the starry distance.
[strangle], 0,y,Ack!,%s is strangling you!,%s is strangling %r!
[surgery], 0,y,Scapel...,%s is performing surgery on you.,%s is performing surgery on %r
[swear], 0,y,Such foul language!,%s is swearing most eloquently at you!,%s is swearing most eloquently at %r!
[tease], 0,y,Having fun?,%s is teasing you!,%s is teasing %r!
[tempt], 0,y,You lil devil!,%s is tempting you to do naughty things!,%s is tempting %r to do naughty things!
[think], 0,n,Don't kill any braincells!, ,%s is thinking very hard!
[throwpie], 0,y,Hmmm.. Will cream do?,%s just threw a cream pie at you!,%s just hit %r in the face with %u cream pie
[throwtoast], 0,y,I propose a toast,%s is throwing toast at you,%s is throwing toast at %r
[tickle], 0,y,Giggle!,%s is tickling you to death!,%s is tickling %r to death!
[timewarp], 0,y,Timewarp On!,%s is doing the timewarp with you.,%s is doing the timewarp with %r.
[tongue], 0,y,Slurp!,%s is slipping you %u tongue!,%s is slipping %r %u tongue!
[trytater], 0,y,Here you go matey!,%s is handing you a floppy!,%s is pushing a floppy into %r's hand!
[wave], 0,y,Aloha!,%s is waving goodbye to you!,%s is waving goodbye to %r!
[whimper], 0,n,Awwwwww., ,%s is whimpering in the corner of the tele!
[whip], 0,y,Ooo Ah!,%s is whipping you!,%s is whipping %r!
[whisper], 0,y,Shhhh!,%s is whispering sweet nothings in your ear!,%s is whispering sweet nothings into the ear of %s!
[whistle], 0,y,Phoo-wet?,%s is whistling at you!,%s is whistling at %r
[wink], 0,y,Something in your eye?,%s just winked at you slyly!,%s just winked at %r slyly!
[yawn], 0,n,Nice tonsils!, ,%s is yawning fitfully!
[yell], 0,y,Talk about bad breath!,%s is yelling at you about your bad breath!,%s is yelling at %r because of %t bad breath!
