If you have problems that keep you from leading a [adjective] life, you can generally solve them by meditation. It has changed my life.
Each week my friends and I visit the guru Mahatma [first-name]. We sit in a circle with our [body-part]s crossed, we close our [Body-part]s, and make our mind [adjective].
We begin to chant "Nam-Yoho-[last-name]" over and over. By doing this we become one with nature and discover the true [noun].
If it is impossible for you to visit a guru, you can [verb] alone. All you have to do is find a quiet [noun] and meditate and [verb] until you achieve peace of [Body-part].