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1996-02-15
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[Name] had a terrible pain in his chest. So he hopped into his
[type of transportation] and [verb-past tense] to his [Occupation]'s
office. The [Occupation]'s [occupation] took [Name] into the [name of a room]
and had him remove his [article of clothing] and lay on his [body part].
The [Occupation] came in and said "You look like [expletive], [Name]. Your
[body part] is [color], your [body part] is [color], and you are easily
[number] pounds overweight. The [Occupation] then used his [tool] to listen
to [Name]'s [Body part]beat. [exclamation], said the [Occupation], you have a
serious problem! Your [Body part] has stopped beating! I want you to
take [number] [name of a medicine] each day and to get plenty of rest.
Please [verb] my receptionist on your way out the door. I believe that
a [animal] in the [body part] is worth two in the [plants].
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Submitted by:
cbutton@halcyon.com
http://www.halcyon.com/cbutton/welcome