{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U} Elite Euphoria Issue 2 Released on August 6 1990! The Editing Crew Sidearms * Butcher The Cure * X-Man Special Thanks Pudwerx * Murdock * Crumbsucker {CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U} Editorial :The New Format Written By:Sidearms Reason Why:To present our new look... Howdy and welcome to the second issue of Elite Euphoria, the magazine written by the US Elite, for the US Elite. We have gone through some mondo changes in the 30 days between issues. And I would just like to say we hope this new formatwill appeal to those who had a gripe with the first issue. On behalf of the staff I personally apologize to those who felt we insulted Chaos Chronicles by adapting their format. I felt that it would make an easier read if you had something familar in front of you. Now I know that was a BIG mistake. Once again I must apologize. We have a new outlook and the other fun stuff as well. So sit back, crack a cold one and enjoy our second issue. {CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U} Aritcle #1:The Ladies Get Their Say Written By:Sidearms Reason Why:Acyee and Captain Cookie get to have their say. It's some good reading I feel. The Elite world has a lot of things common to it, but females isn't of them. Only a small handful exist at this stage of Tele-communications, so we thought we would give them a chance to voice what they feel they have done, who they like/hate, and just what they do in the Elite world and why. I picked the two most popular and well-known females in the elite world - Captain Cookie and Acyee. While both are not house-hold names in most minds, they do their fair share of work in the Elite world, just like the rest of us. Anyway, I asked the ladies a few questions that I feel might be on the mind of Elites out there who might be interested in the idea of female Elites. (I didn't get to ask Double D of Mirage because I found out only recently she was female, and this article was already completed) Ok, on with the interivew: 1)How long have you had your Commodore? Acyee:It seems years ago, but I got my first computer just 3 years ago. I went shopping for new earphones for the Walkman, and this SX-64 was sitting on the counter. I thought it would be good for doing papers for school, and also give me a chance to play a game once in a while. If I had known then................ Cookie:I've had my Commodore for 10-11 years now. 2)How did you get into the Elite world? Acyee:The way I got into the Elite world was crazy. I'd met a guy on Q-link who was in the pirate scene. He was running a BBS and made it sound like so much fun I decided to put one up myself. About a week after it was up he asked if I'd like to run a distributor board for the group he was in. About 3 or 4 days later, people from all over the country were logging on and the runners started coming. I had all the newest wares and was on my way in a very short time. Cookie:I got into the Elite world thought a user named Dennis The Meance who told me to call Wares Unlimited, that he was a co-sysop and that I'd have N/A on the BBS. Well after a long dicussion about it, I called and took 2 files. I felt guilty since I never D/L without U/L'ing to any BBS. Well I ran those 2 programs to every board I could log on to, about 30 in all or more! From there I took another and one day Kapt. Ken got me in chat and gave me hell, then apologized and after that I became his best uploader to his board. We became good friends and I made many other Elite friends, like Stingray/BFI and Space Cowboy/XPB who asked me to become a distributor for XPB and many, many more, some who aren't around anymore....... 3)The average age of the Elite is 16-17. Are you: older? younger? same age? Acyee:I'm surprised at the average age being 16 or 17. In that case, I am older..... Cookie:Well I think the average age is 19 and over. I think you may be surprised at the true ages, but we won't get into that. (ED NOTE: I GUESS SHE'S OLDER HUH?) 4)What's the hardest part about being affiliated with the group you support? Acyee:There isn't anything hard about being affiliated with TSM. The group is pretty close knit and get along with each other. The problems I deal with come from outside the group. The Hell Hacker broke his computer, so we were inactive for quite a while. We decided to try importing to stay active, and of course that didn't go over well with some of the established importing groups. That's when the problems started. But, even with all of the hassle we're still here and will start releasing cracks again. Cookie:I don't think I have a hard part being affiliated with the group I distribute for, MIRAGE. The group takes excellent care towards their boards, and after 2 years I don't have any complaints to make...... 5)Do you feel that if you were male you would get: more respect, less respect, or get the same amount of respect? Acyee:No doubt I would get more respect if I were male. For the most part the guys I deal with are secure enough to not be concerned with a girl operating in a "man's world." Then there are a few little boys whose brains are ruled by the same glands that cause the zitts on their faces, and the older never-were's can't handle it either. An example was when we started trading with IKARI+TALENT. Even thought they had been trading with different groups for some months, no big deal was made when they changed groups. When we started trading with them the shit hit the fan! Forget that we have TWO good fixers when some groups don't have ONE. Forget that Rainman does a good job contacting Euros. "Oh my, a girl is running that group so there has to be some funny business going on!" These brave boys were afraid to tackle the guys, so they go after me. That's cool, they got their jollies, but what it comes down to is that the people that know me knew it was a lie, stuck up for me and I'm still around. Time to try something else, so out come the phony files. And we all know who the best intro rippers in the scene are, don't we? By this time most people were tired of seeing al that crap and those files were deleted as soon as they hit the boards. A few die hards are still trying to push these 2 week old files off on some boards as new. This sort of thing wouldn't happen to a male, right? Cookie:I don't ever want to be male! I think you earn your respect as a SYSOP not for being male or female. If you take care of your board, put work into it and be fair to your users, the respect is there already. 6)Which Elites are you most comfortable with? (Over the phone and those you have met in person) Acyee:I'm at ease with most of the Elites I have contact with. If I'm not confortable with a person, I don't talk to them unless it is business. We discuss the business and that's it. Cookie:I haven't met any Elites in person (unfortunately). But I've chatted and had some voice chats. I am confortable on the board and on the phone. 7)What do you do for the group that you support? Run a BBS, import, fix, etc. Acyee:My job with TSM is basically to run the group for The Hell Hacker. The imports come to me from the fixer (if one is needed), and I put the intro on, contact the runners (when they aren't on holiday, ahem!), decide who will pick up the ware first and where it will go. If someone wants to join the group, I talk to them first, get all the info and contact The Hell Hacker for the final word. Cookie:I'm a distributor board for MIRAGE! 8)Okay, give us a plug for your BBS's. Acyee:Oh yes, plug the board! I run the TSM Hq. board: The Shaolin Temple! Right now it is running on Ivory 4.0 at 1200/2400. We can be reached at (402)-734-3634. Cookie:The Naughty Nautical BBS, 2400/1200, (813)-237-8353. Over 20+ megs online. 9)Soapbox time. Anything you wish to say to the Elite world that I haven't asked yet, please do so. This can be on anything, anywhere, and anyone. Acyee:I guess I pretty much covered everything here. I've enjoyed pirate scene, why else would I be here, eh? It may be a lot of things, some good some bad, but never boring. Yo's to all the Good Guys, especially those in IKARI+TALENT, and to the Rotten Ones - PISS OFF!!!! Cookie:TO THE USERS: Whatever happened to the true elite? The ones who D/L a ware and ran it to every board they could and built up credits so they got better access and had credits to D/L with? Today some come on a board and the first thing is CHAT or FEED- BACK, asking or demanding credit! Why do some users leave feeback being ciritical about a program I DID NOT release? A sysop runs the board, they do not release the files, no matter WHO released it. Unless the sysop is in a group. TO EVERYONE: I feel that every group or person (MH for example) does their best for all to get something new to play that you don't have to go out and buy. All groups take criticism, but remember one thing: they have US in mind, otherwise they would crack it, save it and collect it. TO MIRAGE: Thank you for asking me be a distributor board. It's been two years now and you take care of your boards, providing runners, and making sure I get uploads NO MATTER WHO released! TO GROUPS: I just want to say, what is all the dirt digging going on. I have been running a board for over seven years now. I don't remember hearing that any of you will claim a Gold Trophy for being #1! I think if you all stopped ripping on each other and do the best you can, you will STAND OUT. So GROW UP and continue the year with more great releases and less squabbles. I have directories on my board for all groups here as long as they release on a regular basis. I have users who prefer one group over the other; if 2 groups put out the same game, the choice is up to the user. I have users who collect every release even it means taking it twice! And that concludes our interviews with Acyee and Captain Cookie. We hoped you enjoyed this article as much as I had with the idea of doing it. {CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U} Aritcle #2:Why I Left The Elite World Written By:Mortician Reason Why:Lost and Found: The Classic Tale of Surivial of a Soul. We left this article just the way Mortician wrote it, with insults left in, only editing for grammar and such. During the week of June 17th, 1990, I closed down my board, The Land of Confusion because its ranking was very low and I had few users who called on regular basis. After the closing of my board I was debating on to quit calling out all together and droping Genesis Project. When I got in touch with the Goblin we discussed my leaving the groupand decided it was a bad idea for me to leave and that he and the rest of the group would like for me to stay in the group and keep supplying AT&T's and to decide for myself to quit calling out. My first decision was to quit calling out because of a certain mishap between Butcher, a friend of his (both of whom I'm friends with now), and myself. This lead to a series of rags made toward me by a handful of lame people. Since I hadnever been ragged on before I had no idea how to make a comeback towards these rags. I thought I could just leave all this behind me by quitting calling out. After talking with a few of my friends, they gave me the encouragement to continue calling out although I had a large majority of my accounts deleted from the BBS's I called. Since I was leaving for Yaro Beach, Fla. in two days, I decided I would regain all my old accounts when I was to return, three weeks later. Presently I have been working on this aritcle and warring lamers such as: Dicksweat (Deadshot), Scaggs (Scraggs), and last and definitely least, the BIG LAMER we all hate: TEMPESTOUS. Well, that's all for now mortal ones. (ED NOTE: While a tad outdated, this article was put in anyway. Tempestous has long been deleted from Disintegration, but the other two are still here.....) {CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U} Article #3:Full of Shit Written By:Crumbsucker Reason Why:Originally a sub topic on Channel 0, this gem of a bad time had to be read by all. Ok, well how should I start this? This story had first broken through on my BBS - Channel Zer0. We were just discussing stuff in the "Real Life" sub amd the subject was: WHAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU? So I decided to tell the real life story of how I shitted in my pants a few years ago. And by popular demand, all of you now have the privelage (?) of reading this wonderful story. Well this happened 2 years ago (when I was 18). My friend and I were coming home from a concert (it was a hardcore show and the bands were Raw Deal and Sick Of It All; for those who really care). Anyway we stopped to have some pizza before we proceeded with our voyage home. The pizza was rotten and the night of hell had only begun. On the way home we took a train and on this train, I began experiencing terrible cramps; you know, the ones that signify DIARIA. Anyway, I tried my best to hold the shit but to no avail. As many of you know or for those that don't yet: if you fight mother nature you will LOOSE, and that's exactly what happened to me. I had shit in my pants, right on the fuckin' train! Luckily this was a Sunday night and there weren't too many people on the train. The rotten diaria was running down both my legs, and there was more where that came from. The doors of the train opened and a lady with 2 kids entered the train. Unfortunately for them, they had no idea of what had happened, and sat right next to me. It took about 30 seconds for the hideous stench of fecies to hit them, and when it did, words could not describe the look on that poor lady's face. She immeditately grabbed her kids and ran to the other side of the car. Finally we had reached our train stop and got off. I drove my car to the train station (since I don't live next to the train station) and had about 100 feet to walk to my car. Suddenly, when I had thought the nightmare was over, the pains hit me again and the shit had to come out once more. I had no other choice then but to squat on some poor lady's front lawn and shit on the grass like a god-damn dog. When I finallly arrived home, I went straight to the shower with my pants on. This was the most gruiling part of all. The shit had dried up and by this time (as you can imagine) and chunks of it were just washing down the drain. Let me tell you, shit was everywhere, even in my crotch. I just wish that my memories of that faithful night would wash away, just like the shit. But it was not so. The memories still haunt me to this very day, and at times I can not even sleep. If there's a moral to this story, I guess it would be: If you have to shit in your pants, just make damn sure you got pants on! Can you imagine what would happened if I had wore shorts instead? (ED NOTE: MAYBE NEXT MONTH?) But I must admit one thing, although it was very gross at first, once the shit dried up a bit, it felt kind of nice, warm and soothing. You might say, "Man, I don't believe this story one bit, this guy is full of shit." And you know what I'll say: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT! {CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U} Column #1:The Filth Patrol! Insulters:Various People Warning!!:This is our rags/rumours column and NO ONE is excluded! Also, please don't take this seriously, because we sure don't. If you do, please seek proper professional help. What do you get when you cross Pudwerx with Extremist? A guy who can't fix what he breaks.... Technique of Fantasy had his apartment raided by the 1960's perservation society. To their surprise, the "King of the Anit-Hippies" had in his possesion: Two teakwood incense burners, a pair of bamboo/straw thong sandals, a "Give Peace A Chance" poster, an autographed picture of Crosby, Stills and Nash, and various CD's stored in a footlocker behind his toliet. The CD's included such groups as Santana, Roy Oiberson, and the classic K-Tel Freedom Rock two record set. Technique was later informed of the raid and asked "Did they find the 300 tie-dyed shirts?" Broderbund software his enlisted Thor, Scraggs, Barber, Mortician, Deadshot, and Technique to convert their classic war game "The Ancient Art of War" to the C64. The company's one fear is that the planned 8 DISKS to be used won't be enough to hold all their ideas..... Horizon recently celebrated his 21st Birthday by going to the John Denver, Jackson Browne and Anne Murray concert in Long Island. Witness reported that Horizon "Attempted to mosh John Denver from the stage", "Called Jackson Browne a pussy", and "Did the Lamboda with Anne Murray". After being taken into custody the police later found in his car 12 dozen empty pixie stix and a case of Jolt Cola totally drained. Bail was set and paid for by Prodigy. The Cure's brother, outraged at the factCure uses his line for incoming calls, plans to enter the Elite world. He will call himself The Plague, be a member of Action, and run a board called "Front Line Assembly". They both plan to mail trade with each other by throwing disks down the hall into each other's rooms. Culture hasn't been heard from since their awesome re-release of Kick Off, and boy aren't you glad? Hasbro Toys had designed a transformer after Stormbringer of Exodus. The robot can transform from Robot to PAL computer to Zamboni machine and back again. Look for it this Christmas at a Toys 'R Us near you...... Some Elites have taken to call Thor by a new handle - The Mighty Bore.... This month was not a good month for hackers of all sorts. Evil King was busted for abuse of local outdial. X-Man got caught by local company for hacking into a divertor. And Gizmo forget to eat Chex (tm) brand cereals with the milk and was attacked and sexually molested by three studed-clad bovines behind a pool hall in south Trenton, NJ. Rumour has it that Sonny the Coo-Coo Bird and Sonny of Mirage are the same person. Would explain a lot huh?.... ATC and TSM have recently had most of their original orders canceled or reduced to second-day delivery. While some think the fault is the companies, and others feel Prodigy/NEC is behind the foul-ups, most people feel that it is really the work of aliens who look like a lot like Elvis and think a lot like Zarhan Fastfire..... {CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U} Rankings:The Charts and Such! Compiled:The Editors of Elite Euphoria Reasons?:The part you all have been waiting for. Who kicks ass, and who got theirs kicked.... We explained the rules in the first issue, and this baby is large enough as is, so just go with the flow. If something needs clearing up, we'll tell you what is going on. -------------------------------------- -Top US Cracking Groups for July 1990- -------------------------------------- 1)North East Crackers [1] 2)A Touch of Class + Illusion [3] 2)Mirage [-] I'll bet that last one got all of you out there. Okay, Mirage did release a legit game - Sorry! from Gametek. Since most BBS's have banned Mirage games, you probably didn't know they put it out until now. TSM's Skatewars is a USA version of a perfectly working import. U/D Review: US Cracking Groups North East Crackers - 4 Points: 1)Wings of Fury 2)Mongul's Fight Palace (Tongue of the Fatman) 3)Microleague Baseball ][ 4)Dragons of Flame A Touch of Class + ILS - 1 Point: 1)Questmaster Mirage - 1 Point: 1)Sorry! -----------------------------------------Top US Importing Groups for July 1990!----------------------------------------- 1)Exodus [1] 2)Illusion+A Touch of Class [3] 2)Napalm [5] 2)Kentucky Fried Imports [5] 2)The Shaolin Monestery [5] 2)Destiny [-] Gee, two releases and your group is second best this month - oh boy! Okay, Drazen Petrovick Basketball and Rings of Medusa both crash randomly, so no point for either of them. Radax was a Magic Disk game, but Wobbler was a Double Destiny game, and that part of the company does put out decent releases. Baresi World Kick Off from Culture was a MEGA-Re-release. And XDS easily had a 2 to 1 ratio over TSM on the spread of Shadow Warriors. U/D Review: US Importing Groups Exodus - 8 Points: 1)Super Stock Car NTSC 2)Spaghetti Western 3)Little Puff 4)Prince Clumsy 5)Logo 6)Shadow Warriors 7)Outlaw NTSC 8)Steel Eagle Illusion + ATC - 1 Point: 1)Flimbo's Quest Napalm - 1 Point: 1)T-Bird NTSC Kentucky Fried Imports - 1 Point: 1)Deadly Evil The Shaolin Monestery - 1 Point: 1)Wobbler NTSC Destiny - 1 Point: 1)Satan ------------------------------------ -The Top Ten BBS in the Elite World- ------------------------------------ Board Name # Votes 1)Wild Wares 36 2)Disk Shoppe 31 3)Wares Castle 31 4)The Forum 30 5)Disintegration 30 6)Second To None 24 7)Channel 0 9 8)Super Conductor 8 9)Tunnel Of Wares 6 10)Krakhouse 5 !Honorable Mentions! 11)Shaolin Temple 5 12)Garden of Eden 5 13)Wares Unlimited 5 14)Mad Mad World 4 15)Fiberoptic Hell 3 We polled 40, yes 40, people this month and the polls show the improvement of the number of polls we had. Thanks to all for giving us your time. Disk Shoppe ranked higher than Wares Castle only by 1 vote, 16 to 15. Very Close. The Forum beat Disintegration by a wider score, 18 to 12. Krakhouse beat Shaolin Temple 4 to 1, Shaolin Temple beat GOE 3-2, and GOE beat Wares Umlimited 4-1. ------------------------------ -Top 10 Most Liked US Elites!- ------------------------------ User Handle # Votes 1)Pudwerx 29 2)The Cure 20 3)Grim Reaper 11 4)Butcher 10 5)Horizon 10 6)Archmage 10 7)Gazoo 9 8)Barber 8 9)The Dominant One 8 10)Sidearms 8 Butcher was liked better than Horizon 7-3 and better than Archmage 9-1. Horizon was liked better than Archmage 6-4. Barber was liked better than TDO 5-3 and better than Sidearms 6-2. TDO was liked better than Sidearms 5-3. -------------------------------- -Top 10 Most Liked Euro Elites!- --------------------------------
User Handle # Votes 1)Gene 20 2)Bod 15 3)Excell 11 4)Stingray & Weasel (tie) 10 5)Goblin 10 6)Cyberpunk 9 7)Fletch 9 8)Nam 9 9)Jade 8 10)Tycoon 8 Stingray and Weasel both outranked Goblin 7-3, but dead even at 5-5 when against each other. So fuck it, I put their names in the same slot to share! Cyberpunk was liked better than Fletch 6-3 and better than Nam 7-2 while Fletch was liked better than Nam 6-3. Jade was liked better than Tycoon 5-3. ------------------------------ -Top 10 Most Hated US Elites!- ------------------------------ User Handle # Votes 1)Rich 19 2)Thor 18 3)Extremist 16 4)Scraggs 13 5)Mortician 12 6)Zarhan Fastfire 11 7)Technique 9 8)Barber 8 9)The Shark 5 10)Deadshot 4 Very close race for the most hated US pirate. 1 vote seperated the top two guys. The funny thing in the chart is The Shark. He is inactive right now and he still gets votes! Now that's style! -------------------------------- -Top 10 Most Hated Euro Elites!- -------------------------------- User Handle # Votes 1)Omg 13 2)Spitfire 11 3)Druid 9 4)Narc 8 5)Powerplant 8 6)Daniel 7 7)Krs #1 6 8)Gene 6 9)The Loverboy 5 10)Goldfish 5 Okay, Narc was hated more than his fellow Legend member Powerplant 5-3. Krs #1 was hated more than Gene 5-1 and TheLoverboy was hated more than Goldfish by a vote of 4-1. ------------------------------ -Top European Cracking Groups- ------------------------------ 1)Dominators - 9 Releases [1] 2)Ikari + Talent - 1 Release [2] 2)Genesis Project - 1 Release [4] 2)Illusion - 1 Release [4] 2)F4CG Italy - 1 Release [5] What's to say? Not even close..... ------------------------------------ -Top 10 Games for the Month of July- ------------------------------------ (1=The Best, 10=Very Playable) 1)Flimbo's Quest (EURO) 2)Mongul's Fight Palace (USA!) 3)Shadow Warriors (EURO) 4)Satan (EURO) 5)Wings of Fury (USA!) 6)Prince Clumsy (EURO) 7)Steel Eagle (EURO) 8)Dragons of Flame (USA!) 9)Super Stunt Car (EURO) 10)T-Bird (EURO) -----------------------------------------Bottom 10 Games for the Month of July!----------------------------------------- (1=Classic Lameness, 10=Not Bad) 1)Little Puff (EURO) 2)Sorry! (USA!) 3)Spaghetti Western (EURO) 4)Microleague Baseball ][ (USA!) 5)Deadly Evil (EURO) 6)Wobbler (EURO) 7)Logo (EURO) 8)Outlaw (EURO) 9)Questmaster (USA!) 10)T-Bird (EURO) {CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U} So that concludes issue 2 of Elite Euphoria. We hope you enjoy what we did to improve the issue. If you have any ideas, suggestions, articles or death threats, you can let us know by two ways: leave us mail on the BBS's we are us on, or call our station BBS, Super Conductor at (501)-741-8613. There is a special Sub in the Message Bases just for Elite Euphoria. We enjoy hearing what you have to say - remember this is your magazine. It is for your enjoyment, not for our egos. We do this for fun. Special thanks to Crumbsucker for the suggestions and article; Acyee, Captain Cookie and Mortician for articles; Murdock for help with the phone polls; and Pudwerx for teaching Sidearms DOS commands at 4 AM! (Gee, better than a book too....) Okay, until issue three.. Sidearms * Butcher * X-Man * The Cure {CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-I}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}{CBM-U}
