<*>*<*>¢¢ Reprinted by OHAUG (WITH EDITORS¢ LICENSE) from the NOV. 1994 issue of¢ P.A.C.E., submitted by JIM PARRISH.¢¢ MY DAILY PRAYER!¢¢ LORD GRANT ME STRENGTH THAT I MAY NOT¢ FALL,¢ INTO THE CLUTCHES OF CHOLESTEROL,¢ OR THE MANY POLYUNSATURATES,¢ AS IN MY MIND I MUTTER,¢ DON'T YOU KNOW THAT THE ROAD TO HELL¢ IS PAVED WITH BUTTER,¢ AND CAKE IS CURSED AND CREAM IS¢ AWFUL,¢ WHILE SATAN IS HIDING IN EVERY¢ WAFFLE?¢ BEELZEBUB IS A CHOCALATE DROP,¢ AND LUCIFER IS A LOLLIPOP.¢ TEACH ME THE EVILS OF HOLLANDAISE,¢ OF OODLES AND GOBS OF MAYONAISE,¢ AND CRISP FRIED CHICKEN FROM THE¢ SOUTH.¢ LORD, IF YOU LOVE ME, SHUT MY MOUTH¢¢ <*>*<*>¢¢
