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  1. From: poy@fiuggi.irvine.dg.com (David Poyourow)
  2. Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
  3. Subject: Scholarly Shit Happens
  4. Date: 10 Aug 90 10:30:05 GMT
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  7. TAOISM: Shit Happens, so flow with it.
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  9. CONFUCIANISM: Confucius says, "If shit has to happen, let it happen _properly_.
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  11. BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it isn't really happening _to_ anyone.
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  13. HINDUISM: This shit happening _is_ you.
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  15. PROTESTANTISM: If shit happens, praise the Lord for it!
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  17. JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen just before closing the deal?
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  19. ISLAM: Shit happining is Allah's Will.
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  21. EXISTENTIALISM: Shit happening is absurd!
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  23. ZEN: What is the sound of shit happening?
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