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GEISHA 23 0 0 10 0 0 NULL D
You say "that's absolutely fascinating" at least once before a
date is over. You butter his rolls at the table.
This is a return to the double standard. It probably works.
MTM 56 0 0 4 0 0 NULL I
You have had more dates than Mary Tyler Moore and cannot process
the volume anymore. You team up with other girl friends and have
a party to share prescreened unattached male acquaintances.
You are entitled to a 'Productivity Award' for dating.
HEAVY 22 1 0 -2 0 0 NULL D SW
PI
You tell him about your interest in heavy metal music.
This is a mistake. Dolf Zillman (U of Alabama) in a survey of 239
people found that heavy-metal women were rated the least exciting,
beautiful,sexy, and cultured.
MEETTV 21 1 0 2 0 0 NULL I
TV
You decide to do a pledge drive at PBS television for your local area.
A caller calls in and talks you into a coffee date. You agree to meet
him and do not give out your phone number.
Points for exercising caution on giving out your number to a total
stranger.
GARAGE 332 5 0 2 0 0 TRAFFI I
SJ SD SM PR PI
You leave a note on the windshield of a car in the parking garage
where you leave your car each day. You have been observing a new
tenant.
"Hi, would you like to have coffee. I'm on the 5th floor..."
PHONE1 57 2 1 -3 0 0 NULL D
PR PI
TM
You phone and invite him to a theatre group presentation
and you try to sound as casual as possible. You had to leave
a message on his machine to reach him.
He declines. He is very traditional and cannot handle the call.
He feels less empowered.
PHONE2 58 2 1 -3 0 0 NULL D
PR PI
TC
You phone and invite him to a theatre group presentation.
He declines, somewhat ungracefully. He is very self-assured and is
used to taking the lead. The hunter does not like being asked out by
the game.
PHONE3 57 1 1 6 0 0 FLOWER D
PR
SM
You telephone and invite him to a theatre group presentation.You
flatter him about recent work accomplishments of his.
This guy is awkward and preoccupied and has social deficits.
He accepts the offer happily.
WARN1 501 2 2 -5 0 0 NULL I
PI PR
TC RM
Your impulsiveness may get you into trouble. This guy is overwhelmingly
handsome. You just spent the night with him and you just met.
You really do not know where this man has been!
TRADE 88 3 0 4 0 0 FOLLOW I SH
SS SD SJ
You meet an attractive man at a trade show. You follow up by presenting
him with your business card.
PROMPT1 120 0 0 -3 2 2 NULL D
would a) rather stay home than date somebody who doesn't interest
me. b) exert maximum effort to maintain a man's interest.
c) mix social life with work life.
$GEISHA
$PROST
FLOWER 422 0 1 3 0 0 NULL D
SM
He sends you flowers and signs the card "secret admirer".
This guy has 'flipped' over you.
BLOOD 326 0 1 5 0 0 NULL I
TM
You meet a man while donating blood as a volunteer.
This is the best possible place. The Donald even asks women to
take a test at the doctor's office before HE dates them.
FOLLOW 88 0 0 4 0 0 NULL I SH
You send a brochure about a workshop to a fellow you met at a
trade fair with a note ."I enjoyed our discussion and thought this
might be of use to you".
This reestablishes contact, tastefully.
MALLRAT 89 1 0 3 0 0 MRAT2 I
SH
You cruise the mall in your best Benetton. A guy agrees to take
you to a real restaurant with fine linens. He has a job and can
indulge your every whim.
He becomes a steady 'member of your staff'.
COUCH 12 1 0 -2 0 0 BICYCLE I
TT
You spend the evening collapsed in front of The Days and Nights
of Molly Dodd and other entertainments of the women's channel.
Shame on you! Have you no drive, motivation, or energy?
STOCK 157 1 0 2 0 0 NULL I SH
PO
You attend a seminar in investment and financial planning sponsored
by a local brokerage house.
You wait to sit down until you can choose a chair next to some
unattached males.
PWP 16 1 0 -2 0 0 NULL I
SJ
Your girlfriend and you attend a PWP (Parents without Partners) meeting
and apologize for being there.
Don't pretend you're not there to meet people. Everyone is. The fellow
you find attractive just came out of marriage and is specializing in
only frivolous relationships.
SPACE 213 3 0 3 0 0 NULL I
PI PO PR
Acknowledging that there is a man-scarcity, you accept a date
with an alien who has chosen you and read your mind.
He wanted to settle down and have children with you and this made
you too squeamish to continue the relationship.
PROMPT2 14 1 0 2 2 2 NULL D
SJ
You believe in reconciling kids and intimate dating by a)sneaking around
b) waiting for situations when the children are with their father or
at a girlfriend's place for the night. c) allowing overnight guests
You don't want your teen to think sleeping around is ok.
These time schedules may be difficult to produce.
Sometimes it is better to gradually introduce boyfriend first.
PROMPT3 78 0 0 0 0 0 NULL I
You allocate unantipated mad money for a) a new Carole Little wardrobe.
b) classes at the university in computer software c) a health club
membership
$clothes
$brain
$body
SCHOOL 83 0 0 3 0 0 FAT I SW
You enroll at the junior college in 5 classes, and you check out
each of them for prospective male companionship before dropping
four of them
You find a new friend in the cooking class who looks promising.
PATENT 157 4 0 3 0 0 POTAT I SH
MB PO SS SD
You attend a free seminar "how to Protect Your Million Dollar Idea"
put on by a patent attorney.
You meet some creative minds with nondescript bodies.
MAMA 59 0 3 2 0 0 WIN D
TC TM TS
You are concerned that he is still living with his parents.
Don't worry. The census bureau has shown that among 25-34 year olds,
32% of single men live at home compared to 20% of single women.
WIN 89 0 0 3 0 0 NULL D
You meet his mom.
She invites you to go shopping and you gracefully accept.
BROAD 57 0 1 -3 0 0 NULL D
TC
You are upset because he hasn't called lately.
His philosophy is to 'never call a broad' more than once a week or
she'll get the wrong idea. A real player,this one.
BALOO 624 0 1 3 0 0 NULL D
SM
You receive a balloon bouquet for your birthday.
He is so shy, that he says it in balloons. Enjoy!
BOAT 414 1 1 3 0 0 NULL I
PO
TM
You sign up and start a course in navigation sponsored by a savings
and loan.
This produces some invitations to yacht club parties.
DRESS 454 2 2 2 0 0 NULL D
MC TS
TC TM
He is impressed with your new swim suit and evening dress and wants to
show you off to all his friends.
The investment in wardrobe is paying off!
TACKY 54 1 2 -5 0 0 NULL D
MB
TC TM
He is embarassed by your unimaginative and out of date clothes.
Maybe you should have spent less money on night school and more
on your upkeep!
HEAD 86 1 1 3 0 0 NULL D
MB
SM
He seems more interested in what is in your head than in your
muscle tone.
Don't rejoice by overeating.
POTAT 12 0 0 2 0 0 NULL I
You are concerned about his physical condition because he is so sedentary.
This is o k. The Human Performance Laboratory at Highlands University,
N.M. studied the sex drives of endurance athletes. A routine of 32
miles per week of running, 82 miles of cycling and weight lifting
caused the SEX DRIVE to nearly disappear.
BACKSLI 13 0 0 -4 0 0 CHEWOF D
Well into your relationship you are dining at a table next to a window and
an ex-girlfriend of his happens to notice him from the sidewalk.
She comes in and insists on being introduced to you. She departs
with a "be in touch".
CHEWOF 34 0 0 2 0 0 NULL D
You have'nt heard from him for 5 days and are worried that he is
with her (his ex).
It turns out he was on a business trip set up months ago.
VIDEO 13 2 0 -13 0 0 NULL I
PR PI
You find out that one of the men you selected via video dating last
year is wanted coast-to-coast as a serial murder suspect.
You get cold feet about dating for a couple of months.
COMPUT 89 1 1 2 0 0 NULL I
TS
SM
You browse in lumberyards,photography shops, and hardware stores.
You loiter in stereo and computer stores on Saturday mornings.
You approach and pester 5 good looking men about the magazines on
the racks.
PET 33 1 3 2 0 0 NULL I SH
PS
SM TM RM
You buy a pet for companionship and discover that you enjoy attending
pet shows and pet activities together.
Your pet makes friends and you make friends with your pet's friend's
owner.
SIERRA 10 1 1 2 0 0 NULL I
PO
RM
You attend a conservation group meeting and sign up for a wilderness
outing.
You end up with slugs and snakes in your sleeping bag.
SINGLE 32 0 0 -10 0 0 CHATY I
You visit a single's bar on ladies' night and are "hit on" by
the predators.
You can do better in another venue. You are lucky you made it home
after all the drinks without the assistance of the police
ROOMY 314 2 0 3 0 0 WARN1 I
PI PR
You don't have anything better to do one afternoon so you decide
to answer 6 ads for a roomate, never intending to move.
You find more than an apartment from the 4th advertisement.
The resident and you find out a lot about each other's lifestyles.
FAT 83 0 0 -2 0 0 GIRL I SW
Fifty pounds into your relationship you discard Mr. Chub.
Evidentally, Boy meets You; Boys grows fat eating Your cooking;
Boy loses you.
LINE 83 1 0 3 0 0 NULL I
SW
You have trouble fitting into his social schedule and content yourself
with the companionship of fixing him dinner on Thursday night.
The fierce competition for available men means that He can eat out
Every Night if he wants to.
VOICE 121 3 0 5 0 0 PROMPT4 I
PC PR PI
You place one of 600 ads in the personals and spend $1.49 a minute
to hear voice mail from the respondents almost the minute the
paper hits the stands.
Your ad was so creative that you spend $200.00 before eventually accepting
a date.
PROMPT4 14 3 0 5 -4 -4 NULL I
PC PR PI
You are meeting a new person through a dating service and decide to
a) meet in a public place in daytime b) invite him to your home
c) Let him pick you up at a designated spot.
Good judgement! Screening methods of a service can be superficial.
This is not cautious. Don't put your safety at risk.
Provide your own transportation. Don't risk your safety.
BACH 22 1 0 7 0 0 NULL I
PS
You tell him about your fascination with the Three B's:
Bach, Beethoven, Brahms
Men prefer women with conservative musical tastes... they make
you more desirable according to a Dolf Zellman survey at the
University of Alabama.
ROACH 121 3 0 3 0 0 VOICE I
PC PR PI
You decide to accelerate the pace of meeting men so you place an
ad in the personals.
Comment by Dr Rumbacon,AEC: The only survivors of a nuclear holocaust
will be the cockroach and the personal ad --
GIRL 18 4 0 -2 0 0 NULL I
PS SH SS SD
You regret that you dumped this fellow when you find that your
girlfriend is dating him.
The payoff is that they were attending Weight Watchers together.
PRIVI 131 2 0 -2 0 0 NULL D SH
SD SS
Whoops. You were suspicious enough to hire a private detective and
you found out that he's really married.
Things are never what they seem. Skim milk masquerades as cream.
FORWARD 314 0 1 3 0 0 NULL D
RM
At the start of the relationship he asked if you would be his next POSSLQ-
person of the opposite sex sharing living quarters as defined by the
census bureau.
You declined the outrageous offer, suspecting that he never expected you
to say yes. He has proven out to be a worthwhile person nonetheless.
OUTGO 131 1 0 -2 0 0 NULL D SH
PO
He wants to interest you in some investment opportunites.
Whoops. You were suspicious enough to hire a private detective and your
found out that he has accepted cars and gifts from several other women.
TRAFFI 53 0 1 5 0 0 GARAGE I
RM
You make the best of a situation when locked up in traffic school
for an entire day to avoid an increase in insurance payments.
You strike up a conversation with the man seated next to you
who made an illegal U Turn.
BLIND 454 4 0 2 0 0 NULL I
PI SC SH PC
You have a blind date so you pay a surrogate to go in your place and
fill out an evaluation form.
You stipulate that 'if he's a winner he's to be returned to you
for approval'.
FACTORY 215 1 1 5 0 0 NULL I
TE
RM
You tour a local brewery and chat with the other visitors during
a comprehensive 2 hour tour.
UNISEX 447 2 0 5 0 0 NULL I
MY TB TB
You patronize only UNISEX hair salons frequented by upscale heads.
You have taken the class 'football for women' so that you can
participate in the conversations here.
ZOOT 58 2 3 3 0 0 NULL I
TV SJ SJ
CM TM SM
In what little spare time you have you become a docent at the zoo.
You meet a lot of daddies of the 4 footed and 2 footed kind.
SMOKE 234 1 1 -1 0 0 NULL I
SW
CM
You are entranced with a guy you met at a "lungs of the earth" meeting.
Unfortunately, he is put off by the fact that you are a two-pack-a-day
smoker.
DUMBR 54 1 2 -1 0 0 NULL D
MC
RM CM
He is really proud to introduce you to his friends but his wishes you
would not open your mouth.
That's what you get for budgeting for clothes instead of night school
VOTER 89 5 1 5 0 0 NULL I
PO SD SW SS TV
CM
You become a campaign worker and staff a booth at the mall.
You would cancel out each other's vote. But this doesn't matter.
You decide to go out with each other anyway.
WORKO 36 2 2 2 0 0 NULL I
SW TB
TM SM
You forgot to have a physical before joining the fitness center so
now you have foot problems and shin splints.
You can still be a regular customer at the juice bar and you won't
look all sweaty like the other females.
AUTOS 572 3 3 5 0 0 JOB2 I
SC SC TE
RM TM TC
You attend the autoshow at the mall and hang out at the radar-detector
displays so you can meet some real movers.
JOB2 572 5 1 5 0 0 NULL I SW
SB SH SC SS SD
TC
You get a part-time job as a costumed model at the auto show.
You meet a crowd that's very different from the crowd at your day
job.
POOL 241 1 0 5 0 0 NULL I
TT
You are too overworked to have much motivation to go looking for men.
You make a routine of taking your paper work to the community pool so you
at least see what the supply of men is like in your neighborhood.
CLOCK 24 1 2 3 0 0 NULL D
SS
SM TM
You don't want this one to get away.
You are very careful to mask your timetable and hidden agenda because
you do not want to frighten him off. You don't make demands
without careful consideration.
ENGLISH 54 2 2 -3 0 0 NULL D
SS SD
SM TM
This guy fixates on S-T-Y-L-E. He analyzes the way women walk and
present themselves and respond to his presence.
You are very compatable intellectually and culturally but
HE DOES NOT LIKE YOUR BODY ENGLISH!
PROMPT5 78 4 2 0 0 0 NULL D
SW SD SS PO
TM TC
You want to marry but you still have concerns about a) your partner's
spending and saving habits. b) Who is to share assets and debts and make
financial decisions. c) whether you spend all your free time together.
$FUNNY
$PRENUP
$PMS
PROMPT6 78 3 2 0 0 0 NULL D
SS SD SJ
SM TC
You haven't yet discussed something important to you: a) Whether a
parent might live with you both someday b) having kids .c) whether
he would move if you got a job elsewhere.
$CONTROL
$MOVR
MOVR 34 2 0 2 0 0 RING D SH
SS SD
The relationship is stressed. The Company presented you with an
ultimatum: Take a promotion in another state or lose your job
entirely.
This may not be so bad as it may force the issue.
PRENUP 31 4 3 3 0 0 NULL D
SW PO SD SS
TM SM TC
He has suddenly presented you with a verbalized prenuptual agreement...
a Big What If. You spend some time mulling it over.
BAUD 86 1 2 -2 0 0 NULL D
MB
RM TS
You wish that you had done more about your BOD instead of learning
about BAUDS in computer class.
This guy is a muscle-tone freak and when the lights go out you are
embarrased.
TONE 86 1 2 3 0 0 NULL D
MY
RM TS
It is good you invested time in your BOD instead of learning about
BAUDS in computer class.
This guy is a muscle tone freak when the lights go out, but
you do not fell embarrased.
RELAT 314 1 3 -2 0 0 NULL D SH
PS
RM TM TC
You have decided to try cohabitation. You have been together just
one week when out-of-town relatives announce that they are coming
for an overnite visit.
He finds emergency quarters at a friend's so that appearances can
be kept up.
PMS 124 3 2 -1 0 0 NULL D
SD SS SW
RM TC
You asked him why he spends so much time playing poker with the
guys and he retorted that "You must have PMS".
"When a man can't explain a woman's actions, the first thing
he thinks about is the condition of her uterus"
... Clare Boothe Luce
PROST 55 3 1 1 0 0 NULL D SH
SD SS SW
CM
You made a big financial mistake on your job -- it should cost you your
job-- but you made it clear to your boss that you'll do ANYTHING to get
him to cover it up.
"When women go wrong, men go right after them." ... Mae West
EAR 47 3 1 2 0 0 NULL D
PR SC SH
RM
Your friends are disturbed that he wears a tiny gold earing in his left
ear. They insist that he must be a latent something.
You tell them its HIS ear and HIS business. You tell them that it is an
ancient Chinese tradition which symbolizes that a person's life has been
endangered and that the earing prevents future threats.
RING 11 2 3 2 0 0 NULL D
SJ SW
TM SM CM
He is getting ready to pop the question. He has already made a visit
to the jeweler.
Hold on!
CONTROL 454 3 3 2 0 0 NULL D
SS SD SJ
SM TC CM
You agree on a form of birth control for the near term after
discussing everything from sponges to abstinence.
Congratulations. You deserve an accident prevention award
POCKETS 35 1 1 1 0 0 NULL D
MY
SM
He has a tendency to keep his hands in his pockets and does not reach out
to touch someone. You will find that he needs assurance before he lets you
know his innermost feelings.
MOOD 314 3 1 5 0 0 NULL D
SD SJ SS
TC
Backgound music is playing and mood lighting is on. This one is in
control of his environment and attentive to details. Be prepared
for him to make arrangements and to call most of the shots.
FUNNY 26 1 2 -2 0 0 NULL I
SS SD PO
TC TM
He has an exciting personality and seems to have a lot of money which
he often carries in a suitcase whenever you see him. You cannot
identify his occupation.
Caution on this one. He might hook you into a dishonest operation and
get you into trouble with the law.
HERNIA 137 1 0 2 0 0 NULL D
SW
He discusses his hernia operation as thought it were a Major
Lifetime Experience.
There are 3 unmarried women aged 50+ and older for each eligible male
so you purr "how exciting".
KAFFEE 137 1 0 2 0 0 NULL I
SW
You have insomnia and you seek out a 24-hour restaurant. You sit down
next to the bald guy at the counter and inquire :
"Do you come here often"
He slurps and fixates on his reading material. There are 3 unmarried women
aged 50+ and older for each unmarried male so you do not give up!
ORGY 42 3 3 5 0 0 NULL I
SC PI TT
RM TC TS
Everynight in letters of light on an antiseptic VDT you make passionate
love without touching or hearing one another.
You attend an electronic orgy on the computer BBS. This is convenient
and seems to satisfy your social needs for the time being. You become
a regular and can carry on 15 affairs at once.
AUCTION 17 2 2 2 0 0 NULL I
PO SW
TM SM
You show up early at an auction to mill about and examine the items
casually. You bone up at the library to learn enough to make your
presence plausible.
People at these things tend to be friendly and sociable.
REUNION 624 3 1 10 0 0 NULL I SH
SW SD PR
TC
Chemistry is rekindled at your class renunion.
And you are even wearing the S A M E dress size.
MARKET 78 2 3 3 -1 3 NULL I
SS SD
TM TC SM
You are at a MEET MARKET and he approaches you and opens his mouth. Which
opening line do your prefer: a) What do you think of the band? b) Bet
I can outdrink you! c) Hi!
innocuous remarks have an 80% success rate [Michael Cunningham, U. Louisville]
a flip remark ruins a man's chances [Michael Cunningham,U. Louisville]
innocuous remarks have an 80% success rate [Michael Cunningham,U.Louisville]
MOVE 34 1 3 5 0 0 NULL D
SJ
TC RM TM
He announces that his company is transfering him out of town and your
children are hearbroken because they have become attached to him.
You suspect that the transfer is not for real and that he is trying
to get a commitment from you.
MASSAG 86 2 2 4 0 0 NULL I
TB MY
TC SM
You decide to practice very safe sex until you get to know each other.
In this spirit, you sign up together for a massage technique class.
SPRING 241 2 1 3 0 0 MALLRAT I
SH SC
TC
You travel in a PACK at Spring Break and you discover Where the Boys
are .
COMPETE 13 2 1 -1 0 0 WORKUP D
SD SS
TM
You are very frustrated. It seems as though you are competing with women
who have personal trainers and who live on diet food and bottled water.
MEMORY 13 1 1 -1 0 0 NULL I
SS
TC
You called him for a date and he does not remember who you are --
even though you spent the night together.
ALASKA 34 1 1 7 0 0 NULL I
AM
RM
You have 6 pen pals whom you have written to during the past year.
You found them in the publication, Alaska Male.
You decide to take your vaction time in Alaska so you can meet all of them
in person
.
BAKER 15 4 2 5 0 0 NULL D
SD SS PI SW
TM SM
You build rituals as a couple and enjoy baking and decorating
Christmas cookies and dyeing Easter eggs together.
"A couple without history is like wind on the buffalo grass"
-- Sioux proverb.
NICKN 14 4 3 4 6 8 NULL D
SD SS SW SH
TM TC CM
ou call your loved one a nickname and you want suggestions for
a) a type of food b) reminder of an erogenous zone
c) an image of an animal
Yum-yum,Marshmellow,Beets,Wiener Roast,Lollipop,Kiwi,Cinnamon,SweetPea
Titmouse,Beaver,Chocolate Box,Cheeks
Tweety,Gator,Bambi,Mouse,Moosy,Kitten,Bald Eagle,Panda,BooBooBear
QUAREL 87 4 2 4 0 0 NULL D
SH SC SS SJ
SM TM
Skipping stones together over water leads you both to tranguil resolution
of your problems.
DEAD 59 1 2 4 0 0 NULL D
SW
CM SM
You are both sensitive to memories of your spouses.
On wedding anniversaries you take out albums and retell old stories.
You visit cemetaries together.
TOSS 24 2 2 -1 0 0 NULL I
SD PO
SM RM
He is a New Age man who assures you that he will sacrifice income
for 'Quality Time'.
You don't want a type A. You want an A-plus in the pursuit of
Net Worth. You throw this sensitive one back.
ROMANZ 14 3 2 3 6 2 NULL D
SJ SS SW
TM TC
ou enthusiastically keep romance alive by a) playing dress up
b) talking baby-like language c) sending gifts ?
$NICKN
$FLOWER
WORKUP 26 3 2 6 0 0 NULL I
SJ SD SS
TC CM
A psychotherapist works on your self-image; a nutritionist engineers weight
loss; an image consultant advises on wardrobe; a videotaping improves
body language; and a voice coach takes out nervousness.
CHATY 32 4 1 5 0 0 BILL I
SH SC SD SS
TM
You reveal yourself slowly so as to preserve an aura of mystery.
You talk to him for just 10 minutes and move on.
This avoids o-v-e-r-e-x-p-o-s-u-r-e.
CLONE 6 2 5 5 0 0 NULL I
SH SC
SM TM TC RM CM
He likes you because you are unique and have a sense of being your
own person. You are not some leech or clone.
OYSTER 84 1 2 2 0 0 BACKSLI D
SS
TC RM
He seems very amorous, perhaps because he ate oysters.
Oysters at dinner were much favored as an aphrodisiac by Casanova.
FLOOZ 18 1 1 2 0 0 NULL D
PR
SM
You ask him "Are you still seeing that floozie in the OTHER department?"
He is speechless and does not respond...but he is flattered that you
are taking an interest.
BANK 315 1 1 2 0 0 PATENT I
PO
TC
You get a job as a bank teller because you think that you will be able
to know how much money prospective dates have!
SUPER 331 1 3 2 0 0 NULL I SH
PR
TC SM RM
You crash your cart into him at the supermarket. This causes him to
notice you!
GARBIN 439 1 2 -5 0 0 NULL I
PS
SM TM
G I G O! You learn the meaning of garbage-in-garbage-out! You tried
computer dating and you discovered that people actually LIE TO COMPUTERS!
FOOTY 321 0 0 0 0 0 MASSAG D
You give your beloved a foot massage. If you are lucky you pick the part
of the foot that stimulates the organ of his that needs the most
attention.
NERD 32 1 2 -2 0 0 NULL D
MB
TC TM
You spent all your time at Mensa meetings instead of attending to your
wardrobe. He is embarrassed because the doorman eyeballed you and refused
you entry to the club.
You are attire-impaired and your wardrobe is uncool.
LOVE 25 2 2 4 0 0 NULL D
PR SD
SM TC
You write him a love letter and you actually send it.
"Whenever I wear my little black lace nothing -- and I've got it on
now-- I think of you! "
BILL 643 0 3 2 0 0 CHATY I SH
TM SM RM
The bar is dead tonight except for a fairly attractive guy horsing
around at the pool table.
Undaunted by others seeking his attention, you ask if you can play
too.
MACE 18 1 2 -3 0 0 NULL I
SS
SM CM
You introduce an old college friend to your girlfriend who in turn
competes for him while there are a million OTHER guys out there.
He leaves town after you and your girlfriend HAVE IT OUT. He starts
nothing with either of you.
HIGHSC 157 1 3 3 0 0 GOSSIP I
SH
SM TM TC
He answers a difficult question in class.
You catch him and tell him you were "wowed" by his response.
Supplying Praise may Win a Gaze!
GOSSIP 18 1 0 -1 0 0 HIGHSC I
SH
He dislikes you because you gather in groups of other girls and
whisper.
Tell-all talk gets negative marks.
PREP 314 3 0 3 0 0 NULL D
SW SJ PI
You record a tape of his favorite music; you spray fragrance on the
lightbulbs so that the heat makes the room full of soft perfume; you
bake bread.
The lair is ready for romance!
DULLS 222 3 1 3 0 0 NULL I
SS SJ SD
RM
You change your image by wearing sexy new underwear. When you feel
predatory you wear leather. You feel good about yourself and you
project a romantic image.
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and
look stupid... Hedy Lamarr
ANGER 70 3 1 3 0 0 NULL D
SJ SS SW
TC
"Would you quarrels avoid
And peace and love rejoice?
Keep Anger not only out of your words --
Keep it out of your voice."
BUDS 422 3 2 3 0 0 NULL I
SH PI SS
TC SM
"Gather ye Rose-buds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying
And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying.
Then be not coy; but use your time; And while ye may,go marry:
For having lost but once your prime, You may for every tarry."
... Robert Herrick
LIER 71 1 1 -2 0 0 NULL D
SD
CM
"By the time you swear you're his
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is Infinite,undying--
One of you is lying."
Dorothy Parker
BICYCLE 24 1 2 -2 0 0 COUCH I
TT
RM CM
You curl up with a good-read instead of going out into the storm to
a singles' bar. You are content for the moment.
"A woman without a man is like a Fish without a Bicycle"
... Germaine Greer
MRAT2 78 1 1 1 -2 1 MALLRAT I
SH
TC
You run into him at the Food Court and he says:
[Enter a) b) or c)]
I'm going over to the video store. What do you think my sister would like?
Have you seen Jim? I'm supposed to meet him at the movie.
Looks like you got sunburned.
LIBER 85 1 1 2 0 0 NULL D
SJ
TM
He opens doors for you; he takes your coat off for you;
he walks on the street side when walking on the sidewalk with you.
DREAM 71 1 4 3 0 0 NULL D
SS
TM CM RM TC
You "felt him when you walked into the hall.
Then you saw (his) portrait on the wall
And knew (he) was the man you sought
Through centuries of thought
And in Your dreams. "
... Barbara Cartland
FALL 18 1 1 2 0 0 NULL D
SS
SM
"My soul is crushed, my spirit sore;
I do not like me anymore.
I cavil, quarrel, grumble, grouse.
I ponder on the narrow house.
I shudder at the thought of men...
I'm due to fall in love again." ...Dorothy Parker
SEEK 234 2 1 2 0 0 NULL I
SD PR
RM
"To find [him you] would climb the highest mountain,
And dive into the sea of deepest blue.
[You] would walk the sandy deserts and the
frozen Northern snow,
Until You found your Heart and Soul ..."
... Barbara Cartland
BREAKF 36 2 1 2 0 0 NULL I
MY TB
SM
For breakfast you have a half a V-8 juice; a little plain yogurt with
wheat germ,bran and a few raw almonds on top. You do 20 leg lifts each
on your back,stomach and side.
You have kept up this regimen for 45 days already.
PEDI 36 2 2 2 0 0 NULL D
MY TB
TM RM
You rush to get a pedicure. You think it's awful to get into
bed with a man and put your callused feet on his back.
QUERY 78 1 1 3 1 -1 NULL I
PS
TM
ou would like to know : a) a good way to avoid getting an STD
b) what happens when your date to the dance is an engineer.
c) Why singles like you are crybabies
Go out and gain 50 pounds.
He performs a structural analysis of strapless evening gowns.
They are always convinced that THEIR community is the WORST for singles.
DUMP 24 3 1 -2 0 0 NULL I
SH SD SJ
TC
You had to throw this one back. You discovered that he is PLAYING
THE FIELD.
He is a confirmed BACHELOR. A Bachelor is a man who comes to work
each morning from a different direction.
ANTI 501 1 1 -1 0 0 NULL I
PS
TM
You are fascinated with one another but you cannot trust one another's
antibody status so the relationship remains casual.
LUDIC 13 1 1 -1 0 0 NULL I
PS
TC
You recognize that he is 'ludic' . He sees love as a game to be
played with many different partners and little commitment.
You drop him.
SHOP 331 1 0 1 0 0 NULL I
PO
You are a pragmatic lover with a shopping list approach to mate
selection -- The love object must possess the right job,age,
religion and appearance.
LESBO 121 2 0 -2 0 0 NULL I
PI PR
You pick an inappropriate publication for your personal ad. You get
responses from 2 lesbians; the too young; the too old; those who
hung up as soon as you said hello; those who never arrived after making
a date; and gays who wanted you for financial support.
CROSS 13 1 1 -1 0 0 NULL I
PS
SM
You find out that the owner of the local dating service --- listed in the
yellow pages -- also sells orthopedic shoes; hard-core porn, hair
transplants, real-estate, and luminous crucifixes.
You hesitate to put mate-selection in his hands.
DIME 58 1 1 -1 0 0 NULL I
TT
RM
He calls and invites you to meet him in the park for a walk. You
hesitate for a moment. He snaps 'come on, make up your mind. This
is a toll call and I don't want to waste another dime'.
HOTEL 314 2 1 1 0 0 WARN1 I SH
PR SD
SM
You meet a man in the lobby of the hotel and take him back to your room.
Afterwards you ask him to leave so you can get some sleep.
He leaves, muttering that you did not even want to know his name.
SUPPER 32 3 0 1 0 0 NULL I
PI SD SJ
You go with three girlfriends to a single's bar and immediately disperse.
You each nail a fellow who plys you with drinks and a 3-course supper.
The minute that the plates are emptied you renuite with the others
who also have finished a similar meal and you march out of the place.
PACKING 14 1 0 1 1 -1 NULL D
SS
You evaluate your packaging and want to know what guys like (according to
a study by Paul Secord,Personalities in Faces, J of Psychology). You
focus on a) eyes b) silicone injected lips c) head
Bright eyes are associated wiht good moral character.
Exagerated bow-shaped lips suggest that the girl has loose morals.
A jauntily tilted head and high penciled-in-eyebrows suggests gold-digger.
DUDE 157 1 2 3 0 0 NULL I
SH
TM TC
He is the Dude of Your Dreams.
You arrive early to class to make small talk and you form a study group
to prepare for tests and you ask him to join the group.
One side-effect is that you will get an A, for sure.
BUDDY 18 1 1 -1 0 0 NULL D
SH
CM
He is suspicious of you because you dumped all your friends the minute you
started dating. He wonders why you don't value your friendships enough
to maintain them. He does not want to be the sole focus of your world.
PEEP 32 1 0 -2 0 0 BILL I
SD
You finally work up the courage to approach the man at the bar and to
exclaim: " I'm crazy about fellows with eyes of shimmering electric
blue".
He responds "So am I".
PLAIN 24 1 1 -2 0 0 NULL D
SD
CM
He remembers your birthday; he takes you to dinner; your mother loves him;
he is predictable.
You want to toss him back because he is unexciting.
He spends all his time figuring out how to please you.
FREAK 13 3 1 -1 0 0 NULL D
SD SS SH
TC
He is a Control Freak. He tells you ahead of time what to wear on
a date.
KISS 14 1 1 1 -1 -1 NULL I
SS
SM
ou think he wants to kiss you.
Guess what your response is...
so you make him suffer...
so you split...
so you keep the conversation going...
POET 454 1 1 2 0 0 WARN1 I
PI
RM
You have a prize here. Some men are more perfect than others.
The best ones have a touch of the poet and can laugh in bed.
DOGGIE 33 2 1 -1 0 0 NULL I
SD MB
SM
He kisses his dog and then he kisses you.
EEuugh. Your lips touch the lips of lips that touch dog lips.
SEXY 57 1 1 3 0 0 NULL D
PS
SM
He has a soft sexy voice that inspires your fantasies.
It is difficult to hang up...