Warning! Please do not install and play this game if easily offended. Parental Guidance recommended.
Near Future...
On a distant world, a powerful race of evil robots are planning to enslave the known universe by landing on planets and shooting anyone who doesn't do what they're told.
As plans go, it's not bad.
There's just one thing...
They didn't reckon on 4 dedicated Robosaurs...
Connery... Eastwood... Campbell... Van Damme...
They're all that stands between us and the Space B@$#@rds...
Let's hope they're flippin' good!
Space B@$#@rds(tm) has a very complicated and completely revolutionary game concept.
In order to finish a level; you must first kill all the B@$#@rds! Of course, this may involve moving crates, blowing things up, leaping off tall stuff, and slaughtering innocent endangered species of alien life, but that won't be any trouble to someone of your mental stature ;-)
You control your Robosaur with the mouse and may interact with different parts of the game by using the left button to make him perform the current action with the selected object. The right button will cycle through the actions available at that given moment.
It's that easy. Even incontinent old women could make considerable progress in just one sitting!
SHORTCUT KEYS
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BACKSPACE Oops! Undoes your last action (up to 50 times on Easy mode)
Left Mouse Select action
Right Mouse If over an object will cycle through available actions otherwise will stop speech samples
F1 Toggle Mouse Panning Mode (try it and see)
F2 Restart Level
F3 Swap between players ( double player only )
F4 Options
F5 Type message
F8 Bounce MAP around the screen
F9 Increase size of MAP
SHIFT+F8 Previous position of MAP
SHIFT+F9 Decrease size of MAP
ESC Quit. ESC again to fast exit
Will also stop the level over bonus sequence.
PGDN Next Level on current planet
PGUP Previous Level on current planet
DIFFICULTY LEVELS
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Each planet has 10 levels to be completed. When you complete all the levels you will be warped to a new planet immediately. However, depending on the difficulty level you have chosen, the next planet will become available for conquest as soon as a minimum number of levels have been completed.
You will be notified that the next planet is available when this occurs and you may choose to change planet through the options screen from this point on.