The Postal Theme is for mature audiences only! If you have your thumb up your ass, pull it out now, stick it back in your mouth, and delete all the files associated with the Postal Theme now. We don't want to hear from any of you diaper-wearing babies that can't handle a little blood and violence.
If you like the Postal Theme, congradulations! You must be at least half as sick as we are. In that case, open your web browser and go immediately to http://www.runningwithscissors.com. That's where you can find out all about the twisted company that made the computer game Postal and this wonderful theme you are about to install. We've got a demo version of the game available on our site so check it out.
And, oh yeah, may your hand always be strong enough to pull the trigger.
-Running With Scissors
PS All of this stuff is property of Running With Scissors, so if you try using any of it to plug your own sorry program, we might get upset. And, you don't want to see us upset.
Postal TM and Running With Scissors SM are Trademarks and Service Marks of RSP, Inc. All rights reserved.