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** Some of this interview has been altered in a revenge attack for the
** amount of times you mentioned Sheep in the letter and articles you sent
** me ! HAHA ! ..................................................... MAT
MAGZ, AN INTERVIEW WITH HIMSELF
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This is an interview with myself and i expect that not many
people know me, so i will have to make this as funny as possible...
NAME MAGZ
REAL NAME DAN ' OH MUM IS IT REALLY TIME
FOR BED ALREADY ??! ' MCGARRY
AGE 15 ( NOT OLD ENOUGH TO DRIVE
UNFORTUNATELY ) .. I HAVE
A TENDENCY TO MULTIPLY MY AGE
BY TWO EVERY NOW AND AGAIN ..
GROUP SPLIT INFINITY ( SPI )
WHAT DO YOU DO BEST CODE AND TAKE LIGHT NAPS IN THE
AFTERNOON SO I CAN CRY ALL NIGHT !
NORMAL POSITION IRONING CHEESE
REAL NORMAL POSITION GRATING SOCKS
DO YOU SMELL ? ONLY WHEN I SMELL
HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET PEED WITH NEVER HE ALWAYS GETS DRUNK FIRST
CAPTAIN HACK AND THEN I HAVE TO TAKE HIM HOME
( I BREAK THE LAW WHENEVER I EVEN
LOOK AT A PUB THOUGH, THATS HOW
YOUNG I AM !)
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS SHAKEN NOT STIRRED
FAVOURITE DRINK LAGER ( IN VERY SMALL DOSES !)
FAVOURITE SPORT WOMENS FOOTBAL. ESPECIALLY
WHEN THEY SWAP SHIRTS AT FULL TIME
FAVOURITE PASSTIME WAN.. OOPS I MEAN PLAYING WITH ME
POOTER
FAVOURITE SAYING ONCE A SHEEP SHAGGER ALWAYS A SHEEP
SHAGGER
FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME AT THE MOMENT IT IS BOTTOM BUT I LIKE
RED DWARF AND BLACK ADDER AND LOTS
MORE
WORST TV PROGRAMME GARDENING PROGRAMS
FAVOURITE CHILDRENS TV PROGRAMME PRINCE VALIENT BUT I LIKE MOST
PROGRAMMES ON CHILDRENS TV BECAUSE
THEY ARE AIMED AT MY AGE GROUP !
WORST CHILDRENS TV PROGRAMME ALL THEM WILDLIFE PROGRAMS
FAVOURITE BOOK THE LORD OF THE RINGS, THE HOBBIT
AND THE SILMARILLIAN
WORST BOOK GREAT EXPECTATIONS ( READ IT IN
ENGLISH )
FAVE DEMO THINGS NOT TO DO DEMO ( ORIGINAL)
TRANS II, VODKA, ULM, OOH CRIKEY
WHAT A SCORCHER
WORST DEMO ANYTHING I'VE SEEN,BUT HAVEN'T GOT
FAVE FILM TERMINATOR 2, BUT I BROKE THE LAW
WHEN I WATCHED IT BECAUSE I AM
SO YOUNG !
FAVE SWEAR WORD I AM TOO YOUNG TO SWEAR !
FAVE FOOD I HAVE ONLY JUST RECENTLY STARTED ON
SOLID FOOD SO I HAVE BARELY BUILT
UP A FOOD PALETTE BUT I LIKE PIZZA
(THIS IS PROBABLY ONLY A FAD, MY AGE
GROUP ARE VERY PRONE TO FAD'S !)
FAVE TOILET ANY WHERE YOU CAN PISS UP THE WALL
(BUT NOT TO HIGH, BECAUSE, I AM ONLY
VERY YOUNG !)
THAT WILL DO FOR THE QUESTIONS FOR THE MOMENT, BUT I MAY SEE YOU
IN ANOTHER ARTICLE OR A SCROLLTEXT SOME OTHER TIME
KEEP GROWING !
MAGZ (DAN)