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A day in the life of Flashbak Jack of The Wild Boys
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** Yep, its all completely true, no wonder Flash hasnt got time to do more
** than a scroll text on the Wild Boys demos ! .. By the way Flash, you
** should watch what you say about us, your threat scared the poor old
** Equaliser so much he only goes out under cover of darkness in a heavy
** disguise now ! .............................................. Mat !
Monday, November 4, 1991
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06.00 Got out of bed, had a wash, a post, a shot and some breakfast. Got a
big job on today, a hit to be precise downtown in west London.....
better get all my equipment ready, the hit goes down at 09.00 hours.
Shot! My 9mm automatic is busted, I'll have to give Nick a call and
see if he can do the job for me, he's just got out of jail for
selling puff, so he might not want to get involved. Hang on a sec...
995 3663......bring....bring.....click.....Hello. Hey yo man its
Flash here, whats happenin? Hey man, why you run off dat day me and
you were down Acton Town selling puff, I did 2 years in prison cos a
you, you're a dead man Flash, dead........brrrrrrrrr. Oh well, what
a sore loser, I'll just have to get someone else to do it.......
08.00 Good news, I got someone to take the hit for me, which means I've got
some time today to do that bank job I've been planning. First thing
I gotta do is round up some mates......
08.30 Ok, a few of my mates are now at my house, and we're off to school
but only so that no-one will get suspicous. At lunchtime we're gonna
go down National and Provincial........we might visit Dixons while
we're at it.......
08.40 Got on the bus. Loads of kids from my school were on the bus, you
can tell by the disgustingly ugly green blazers we have to wear.
Shot, some guy from my school is getting beaten up by someone from
Nower Hill school.......gees man, all these guys from my school are
such wimps, except me and my mates of course. Theres an old woman
standing by the doors waiting to get off the bus, I've got an idea.
Boof!!!!!! Hehehe, I just kicked the old woman out of the bus! Ha!
09.00 Arrived at school, Rick of KLF is hanging around outside with his
pit-bull terrier, probably trying to pick up little boys like me,
better try and avoid him.......
09.30 I'm now behind the bike sheds smoking snouts......I hope I dont get
caught this time or I'll have to chip down Powermans house like I did
last time so that I dont have to face my dad when he finds out.....
wooooo,woooo,woooo shot man, thats the radic, they must have found
out that I was behind the hit which went down a few minutes ago,
I'm outta here........
10.00 I'm safe, the radic came round and asked a few questions, but I was
no where to be found. I better lay low for while, theres gonna be a
lot of heat on the streets after this morning.......
11.00 In an hours time I'll round up the gang to do that bank job, but its
now morning break and I've got a chance to sell some 'stuff' to all
the kids.........stuff like puff of course (snout, grass, gunga,
coke, you name it I got it) and car radios, videos etc......
12.00 Rounded up the gang, and we're off down the high street. Firstly
though, I gotta get a get-away-car. I know, I'll phone my wonderful
and amazing cousin Powerman! 081 922 6671 Bring Bring.....click....
Yo whats up.........Yo man its Flash, I need ya to come round, I'm
gonna do a bank job and I need a car.........Folk off.......click...
Ah well, I'll just have to nick a car then. Right, car park, thats
where to go. Hmmm, a mini, naaaaa..........Skoda, naaaa........yes,
I'll have some a this.......an RS Turbo, very nice.........boof!!
Wooo Wooo Wooo shot man, the alarms gone off! Quick, get in the car
lads! Right, I'll just hot wire it and we're off. Brrum! Bruuum!
Shot, which one is first? This one I think............Thief!!!! You
come back here with my car you little bustop!
13.00 Managed to get away in the stolen car, we're now parked outside the
bank, and we're just about to go in. Masks on everyone........right,
just a minute while I load this M16 automatic........Ok lads, lets do
it...........Oh shot! What the hell? Its closed! Maybe thats
because its lunchtime Flash.......who asked you you fat dick.....
We'll do Dixons then.......
14.00 We're now outside Dixons, and after waiting for the staff to get
back from lunch, we are ready to go in........Boof!!!! Gimme all
that money now! Move it, come on come on I aint got all day! Shot!
Does that Lynx come with a power supply? I saw one just like it the
other day for twice that! I'll have one of them please.........thats
100 pounds please...........heres two fifties, thanks a lot......
Hey Flash, why did you pay for that? What, you expect me to steal
it? Gees.......
17.00 Got back from school, still a lot of heat around, but I'm safe.....
17.35 Watched Neighbours
18.00 Watched Home and Away
19.00 Left my house to meet some of my mates at Acton Town station. We're
gonna try and sell some puff we gotta get rid off.......hope the
radic dont come round again......
19.30 No luck yet, nobody seems to be interested. Whats thats sound?
Jeeesus! Lets get the funk out of here..........Ok man, you're
under arrest, spread em! Shot, I'm under arrest, wait a minute,
I've got an idea. Boooooof! Haaha, just kicked that pig in the
dick, I better run for it.
20.00 I'm at Powermans house after being chased by the police but I was
faster than them. Wow! Powermans been showing me some wicked stuff
from Hardcore Dancefloor 2. Better get home before my mum starts
to wonder where I am.
21.00 Got home. Well, this is it, thats a typical day of my life.
Tommorrow I've got another hit on, plus a few muggings......but I
dont want to bore you with any more of my very boring life.
00.00 Good night!
Newsflash: at this moment news has come in that Flashbak Jack of the infamous
Wild Boys based in London has fled the country after XTC tablets and
other drugs were found at his home. He is also wanted on several
attempted murder charges and worst of all, not doing any work for
The Wild Boys, most notable in the State Of The Art megademo in
which he only did 2 scrollers and designed 1 screen. A spokesperson
from The Wild Boys wouldn't comment on the matter......more news as
it arrives......