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9[..◆...........◆....◆....◆....◆....◆....◆....◆....◆....◆....◆....◆....◆.]0110
üIntheheatofthesight
ÇbyGardEggesbøAbrahamsen
"Watchthis!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaggggh!"
"Hoteh?"
"Ungh!"
(Ablackpoliceofficerentersthestage)
"Hey!Youarearrestedformurder!"
"Shutup,nigger!Havealookatthis!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh!"
"Hoteh?"
"Ungh!"
(Anoldwhitemanentersthestage)
"Whathashappenedhere?Awarorsomething?"
"Yeah!Takealookatthis!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaagh!"
"Hoteh?"
"Ungh!"
(RonaldReaganentersthestage)
"Hi!Thecoldwarisover!"
"Yeah!Imeltedit!"
"Excuseme!Whoareyou?"
"Takeacloserlook,then."
"Youbetyourfuckingass!Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhh!"
"Hoteh?"
"Ungh!"
(Abeggarentersthestage)
"Doyouhavesomethingforapooroldbeggar?"
"Yeah!Takealookatthis!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhh!"
"Hoteh?"
"Ungh!"
(Abuggerentersthestage)
"Haveyouseensomeanimalshere?"
"Animals?No!Why?"
"Hey!Iwanna'fuck!"
"ANIMALS?"
"Yeah!TheworldiscrazyandsoamI.Bytheway,"
"Yeah?"
"Whathasbeengoingonhere?"
"Iknewyouwouldcometothatpart.Takealook:"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhh!"
"Hoteh?"
"Ungh!"
(Anecrofilentersthestage)
"Aaaaaaah!Lotsofbodies!Great!"
"Stopit!Thosearemybodies!"
"Eh?"
"Mybodies.ButIhavesomethingyoushouldhavealookat."
"Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
"Holy???"
"Itwas...Ungh!"
"Hot.Iknow."
(Averynicegirlentersthestage)
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeek!"
"Haveyouhadyourlook?"
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeek!"
"Havealook,then!"
"Aaaaaaaarrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhh!"
Ç "Hot,eh?"
"Ungh!"
(AblindmanentersthestageandstumblesinthedeadbodyofRonald
Reagan)
"Whatthefuck...?"
"Oh!God!Notanotherone!"
"Excuseme,sir!"
"Yeah!Havealook!"
"But,sir..."
"Fuck?"
"No,sir.Ijust..."
"????"
"...wantedtoaskyou..."
"!!!!????!?!?"
"...ifyoucouldhelpme..."
"??!?!!?!"
"...acrossthestreet?"
"Whatthefuckareyoualivefor?Haven'tyouhadyourlook?"
"AsIwassaying,sir.Iamblind."
"Ohfuckit,willyou?"
"WHERE!!!!?"
"Downhere!"(directingtheblindmantothebodyofthenicegirl)
"Ah!Uh!Mmmm!"
(Amaninawheelchairentersthestage)
"Whatthefuckinghellisgoingonhere?"
"Takealookatthis!"
"Aaaaaaaaaagh!"
"Hoteh?"
"Ungh!"
"Letmeborrowyouwheelchairabit."(puttingtheblindmanonthe
wheelchair)
"Hey!I'mnotfinishedyet!"
"Idon'tcare!"
"What?"
"Gofuckthis!"
"Okey!"
"But...isn'tithot?"
"Yeah!It'shot.It...Aaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhh!"
"Yeah!Hot!"
"Hot...Ungh!"
(Awhitepoliceofficerentersthestage)
"Excuseme,sir.MayIhavealook..."
"Ofcourse!"
"Aaaaaaaaagggghhhh!"
"Hot,eh?"
"Ungh!"
(StefanandRichardentersthestage)
Stefan:"Whatthefuckingdickhashappenedhere?"
Richard:"Probablysomeinsanemaniac"
Stefan:"YoumeanTheAbsoluteManiacofO.U.C.H.?"
Richard:"Yeah!Youknow.Frode.Theguyweneversaw."
Stefan:"Oh!"
(StefanandRichardleavesthestage)
"???????"
(Gard,KarlAnders,Ronny,Frøystein,KjetilH,KjetilV,Torbjørnand
alltheothernuttyNorwegiansenterthestage)
Ronny:"Somethinghasbeengoingonhere."
KarlAnders:"Youcantell?"
Ronny:"Yeah!Imean...lookatallthesedeadbodies!"
Frøystein:"Yeah!Here'samanthat'saliveaswell...G'day!"
Ç:"Hi!Wannahavealook?"
Frøystein:"Yeah!Great!Sure!Etc.!"
:"Okey!"
Frøystein:"Aaaaaaaagggggghhhhh!"
Gard:"Hey!Frøystein!Wasithot?"
Frøystein:"Yeah...Ungh!"
Gard:"TrytomakeêthatÇinGfaBASIC!"
Frøystein:""
Ronny:"Iamquitesuresomethinghasbeengoingonhere"
Gard:"Hey!Frøystein!Wakeup!"
Ronny:"Itevensmellsburntfleshhere."
Gard:"Hey!Frøystein!Ifyoudon'twakeup,Iwillformatyour
GfaBASICdisc!"
KarlAnders:"Youmightbewrong,youmightberight."
Torbjørn:"Yeah!Ifeelthatsmell,too.Maybesomeonehasburnta
pizza."
Gard:"FRØYSTEIN!!!!!!"
:"....!"
KarlAnders:"Yeah!Imustsamplethissmellanduseitinmy
digisynth!"
Gard:"Frøystein?"
Ronny:"Pizza?"
Torbjørn:"Pizza?"
KarlAnders:"Pizza?"
KjetilandKjetil:"PIZZA?"
(StefanandRichardenterstage)
Richard:"DidanyonementionthewordPIZZA!!!!?"
Stefan:"Pizza?"
:"Aaaaaaagggh!"
Gard:"Whoisthatmanoverthere,anyway,Frøystein?"
Richard:"Who?"
Stefan:"Ithinkhewashereanhourago,too."
(GardformatsFrøystein'sGfaBASICdisc)
Frøystein:"Ungh!"
:"Huh?"
Gard:"Iknewthiswouldgetyouup!"
Frøystein:""
Gard:"Hey!Frøystein!"
Stefan:"Thatisn'tFrøystein!"
KarlAnders:"No.It'sdeadFrøystein."
Ronny:"DEADFrøystein?"
Everyone(ExceptFrøystein):"DEADFrøystein???????"
Everyone(IncludingFrøystein):"Yuuuuppppiiiiieee!!!!!"
Gard:"Great!NomoreGfaBASIC!"
Ronny:"Ha!Ha!YouforgotSTKlubbenandSTNews!"
KarlAnders,TorbjørnandGard:"Aaaaaaaagggghhh!"
:"MayIhaveyourattention,please?"
Gard:"Fuckoff!"
:"No.Doesanyonewanttohavealook?"
Gard:"AreyouGfaBASICaswell?"
:"What?"
Gard,TorbjørnandKarlAnders:"üGETHIM!!!!!Ç"
:"Noooooooo!"
Stefan:"Whatareallthoselaserbeams?"
Richard:"Laserwhat?Oh!It'sjustlaserbeams."
Stefan:"Oh!"
Ronny:"PIZZA!Ifoundit!Itwasunderthepukeofthislittle
boy,butIjustthrewupabitmorepukeonitsoitis
okey,now."
Richard:"Ehhh.IThinkIhaveto..."
ÇEveryonealiveexceptRichard:"RICHARD!"
Richard:"Oops!Sorry,guys!"
KarlAnders:"Great!Imustsamplethatfartanduseitinmydigisynth
demo..."
Gard:"(Sic!)"
Torbjørn:"Great!I'llhackthisgirl."
:"Disgusting!"
Gard:"Hey!Youmisterwithoutnoname"
:"Yeah?"
Gard:"Haveyouseenmebefore?"
:"Eh?Huh!Hah!Hahaha!Hahahahaha!Hahahahahahaha!"
Gard:"What'ssoinsanelywitty?"
:"Youjust...hehehe...lookso...hohohohoho!"
Stefan:"Hey!Gard!Leavethatman!You'llkillhim!"
:"Hahahahahahahaha!I'mdyyyyiiiiinnnnnnnnggggg!!!!"
Gard:"What'ssoinsanelywitty?????"
:"Aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhh!"
Gard:"Great!I'mhot!"
:"Ungh!"
Stefan:"Youkilledhim!"
Gard:"Itwasselfdefence!"
Richard:"Yeah!AndthemaninsultedGard!"
Stefan,Ronny,KarlAndersandTorbjørn:"üHOW??Ç"
Richard:"Helaughedathim!"
Gard:"AndheusedGfaBASIC!"
Frøystein:"DidanyonesayGfa?"
EveryoneexceptFrøystein:"Aaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhh!"
Frøystein:"ButGfaisühotÇ!"
EveryoneexceptFrøystein:"Ungh!"
Frøystein:"Hey!Itwasajoke!Look!I'mdead!!!"
(Frøysteinleavesthestage)
---TheEnd---