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EASY RIDING STUFF
GO ON EASY JOKES...
Well every one seems to makes jokes so i will tell you some too.
- "Doc ya gotta help me !" said this guy to his physician
" I eat apples , and whole apples come out."
" I eat bananas, and bananas come out, what should i do ???"
"Simple" the doc said ,"eat shit..."
- A biker crashed with is bike in a tree, and a large crowd gathered.
"Give the poor man a drink of whiskey", said an old lady.
"Give him some air" said a man.
"Call an ambulance !!" someone else suggested.
The babble continued until the biker suddenly sat up and said:" Will
you all shut up and listen to the old lady !"
- A man asked a hooker," What would your mother say if she saw you
doing this ?". The hooker replied " She would kill me, cause i am
standing on her corner ..."
- A man walked up to a lady try in to fix a flat tire and asked her how
it happend. " Hit a milk bottle" she replied. "Didn t see it huh ??"
the man asked. " NO ", she said, " the little basterd had it unter his
coat."
- Did you hear about the Polack who was found dead in his cell with
12 lumps on his head ?? He tried to hang himself with a rubber band !!
- Why did God invent woman ???
Because cheeps can t cook !!
Well thats all for this time...
Bonus "RED RIDER" Software